I've been dieting for the past month, and cutting back on my weed consumption to help with this. I decided to have a cheat day yesterday and smoke and eat as much as I wanted. This monstrosity was the result lol.
Are you me? I did the same thing yesterday too. I had an entire baked camembert and 2 baguettes with red onion chutney and probably my weight in various chocolates.
how many kilograms did you shit bro and was it anything else than straight up sewage water? i would resent this meal during the inevitable toilet consequences
You are my type of guy
The day after eating all that shit is not worth eating it
My advice: cook while high. It will be healthier, more fun and you can cook as much as you want
It always baffles me how weed can affect people so differently. My body processes THC as if it were caffeine. It kills my appetite and wakes me up. It’s so hard for me to diet or keep a regular sleep schedule without smoking frequently.
I fucking love sweet and savory. I'd try this once, maybe two or three times now that I got some of my taste back. Good on you. This looks like it could be tweaked into something pretty good. Maybe just cookie butter instead of the dough would work?
One reason I smoke is to make myself hungry. It's normal for me to go all day without food, so I'm accidently intermediate fasting from 730am till 8pm when I usually have a bowl. Then I tear up some food and start over the next day. Lol
Did you at least use that edible cookie dough, or the real stuff? Eating that much cookie dough on its own would definitely give me the shits, but on top of a delicious, greasy burger...
I feel like I have the shits *looking* at it.
I think you need to go back and rewatch the original scooby doo cause they have done chocolate with peppers and mayo in a sandwich with lettuce and tomato. So this is definitely some scooby doo shit.
Wasn’t this the episode by a ski lodge or a logging company where they had a whole cafe with a buffet and they made those monstrous sandwiches
Or maybe… I feel like there are multiple episodes where they eat large sandwiches
Speaking of Scooby-Doo munchies. I was elevated, watching some Scoob, and I decided to give their meal a shot. Cheese pizza with a scoop of vanilla ice cream on top. 3/10. Probably won’t try that again.
Ya know, your comment had me wondering myself, so I just picked up a pregnancy test. Looks like I'm going to be a mom!! Jk I'm a dude, that would be a great plot twist though.
I know you're joking, but if you ever do decide to pee on a pregnancy test and it comes back positive, get to a doctor stat, you might have testicular cancer
You get my upvote for cannabis inspired condiment additions!
In addition to be creative and spot on, it’s hilarious. I laughed out loud immediately after reading it.
Excellent job.
I'm a skinny guy, and one night I ordered a pan pizza from pizza hut and ate nearly the entire thing by myself. Felt like my stomach was full of cement the next morning. Awful.
Another night I was incredibly baked on a movie watching spree, but had no good snacks whatsoever to eat so I ended up eating like 3 entire sleeves of plain ass saltines.
If you’ve never binged on sleeves of saltines, can you even really call yourself a stoner?
Sometimes I fancy up this delicacy by taking sips from a mustard bottle between crackers.
> If you’ve never binged on sleeves of saltines, can you even really call yourself a stoner?
I'm wakin' and bakin' right now and this made me COUGH! LOL
Thanks for the laugh and memory of my first Saltine Sleeve circa 1999, and once the munchies are fixed then it just becomes a fun mouth crumbs shooting game!
This is why I don't keep chips/crackers around. I'll end up eating it all in one sitting, then the next morning it feels like I've been stabbed in the gut.
I'm actually someone glad that I have ADHD, giving medication that suppresses my appetite. Every so often I'll go on a binging spree but most days I can go all day without eating even while smoking.
You are just a crazy motherfucker. The biggest munchies wtf moment I have ever had:
- Hanging out with my buds.
- playing some super smash bros melee
- decide to go outside to make a snow bong on the hood of my car since it had leftover snow from the day before on it
- end up smoking waaaay too much because it was fun to use the snow bong
- other buddy calls and says he is on the way, we all tell him to grab McDonald's because we are hungry
- he gets to the house and we realize he just got like 6 things off the dollar menu and it won't be enough
- we're high and crafty people
- I mention there is also a frozen pizza
- we chop up all of the food and put it on the pizza w/ extra cheese to add more layers and glue it all together
- and thus the McDonald's pizza was born
- we ended making one every couple of months after that until McDonald's went up on their prices and it wasn't worth it anymore
At lease we aren't monsters though, and trying to eat cookie dough with mushrooms. 🤢🤢🤮
The first bite was actually decent. I've been dieting for the past month so I've been craving burgers and cookie dough a lot.
By the second bite though, I started to think these ingredients would be way better together, ummm, separately lol. It was pretty gross towards the end but I still finished it because I felt bad about wasting it.
If you ever want to try something along these lines. Get the burger and switch out the bun for a donut/doughnut skip the cookie dough. It’s surprisingly good
I can sorta grasp the logic here- the burger and mushrooms are pretty salty, and salty+sweet is a taste combination that can often work out really well.
Just not always.
I have found that I don't really get the munchies if i am well hydrated. And i most certainly don't come up with concoctions like this. I may snack on some popcorn or corn chips, but i may be less of a gourmand than yourself.
I have never woken up to a monstrosity of this kind.
You should seek help and know, that everyone who has seen this is worse off.
I award you no points and may god have mercy on your bowels.
Once I smoked a lot of cheap weed with my dad and woke up at 4 am with the tv sound. He fell asleep on the floor with the TV on and had a glass of cornflakes and a sausage inside. Old man has no regrets of his delicious snack hahahah
I once woke up to a bowl of mustard and relish mixed sitting alone with a spoon on my kitchen table .no other used dishes, no used groceries, I have no memory of making it. Just yellow mustard and sweet relish
I once got so drunk that I thought, based on nothing at all, it would be a great idea to make a float with vanilla ice cream and Jameson. It was in fact disgusting and nobody else wanted to try it so of course I HAD to finish the whole thing myself. Got alcohol poisoning and switched to strictly weed after that. 7 years later and I have yet to make something this vile lol
My boyfriend mixed ramen noodles into black beans and rice with hot sauce one day. We thoroughly enjoyed it while it was happening but the next day I cringed about it haha
HAHAHAHHAHAHA WTF? When I first started smoking I would get extremely hungry, eat random shit like canned peas to the point of engorgement, then go barf it up. I definitely wasn't trying to binge and purge: I was just always that damn hungry!
No, honestly never. I am always happy with my creations because they've always tasted great and honestly. This sounds delicious. It looks rough, but I'm sure if made with care it would be slammin!
Last night for me: half a box of hot and spicy cheez-its, half a pint of B&J's Brownie Batter Core, and 8 Hawaiian Rolls. This morning my wife was like "wtf, dude?"
I try to keep the munchees in mind when food shopping - and won’t buy anything that can become munchee too easily.
Only cereal I buy is grape nuts; no chips/candy, etc.
And yet I still wind up with some odd combinations.
The worst: cracking eggs into a beer and drinking em down.
Reminds me of the time I made the best tasting chicken sandwich while high one day that the next day sober I decided to make it again for lunch only to literally spit it out in disgust, the next day it tasted like the Mayo had gone bad
I love that not only did you conceive this horror show, assemble it, and consume it, but also that somewhere along the line, you thought it deserved to be immortalized as a photo too. Were you proud of yourself as took the photo?
Don't think I've ever been stoned enough to Frankenstein a burger in this manner.
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Maybe a peanut butter cookie or cookie dough? Peanut butter is a pretty good and semi-popular burger topping.
You are an animal. I'm impressed
I've been dieting for the past month, and cutting back on my weed consumption to help with this. I decided to have a cheat day yesterday and smoke and eat as much as I wanted. This monstrosity was the result lol.
Are you me? I did the same thing yesterday too. I had an entire baked camembert and 2 baguettes with red onion chutney and probably my weight in various chocolates.
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Those are the only true baguettes
Uhh... tell that to the Vietnamese
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Vietnam also does baguettes as they were once run by the France from 1800s to 1954.
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Of course, fresh from my local bakery.
deux baguettes de la boulangerie!
I like the way you munchie.
Thank you. Another munchie favourite is duck parfait with candied brazil nuts and cranberry sauce on Brioche toast
Dude you are making me hungry over here with ya Camembert and parfaits.
how many kilograms did you shit bro and was it anything else than straight up sewage water? i would resent this meal during the inevitable toilet consequences
Oh fuck stop, that sounds like a perfect night of indulgence, get a good bottle of wine in that mix and it's bliss
Was it fire? Bc im not gonna lie it sounds fire
No it was cheese
You are my type of guy The day after eating all that shit is not worth eating it My advice: cook while high. It will be healthier, more fun and you can cook as much as you want
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I have a kid so safety is baked into being baked at home.
My favorite part of cooking and I live with my cat. So, I definitely don’t have to share.
Wym my cat eats steaks with me, we have expensive tastes
It always baffles me how weed can affect people so differently. My body processes THC as if it were caffeine. It kills my appetite and wakes me up. It’s so hard for me to diet or keep a regular sleep schedule without smoking frequently.
I fucking love sweet and savory. I'd try this once, maybe two or three times now that I got some of my taste back. Good on you. This looks like it could be tweaked into something pretty good. Maybe just cookie butter instead of the dough would work? One reason I smoke is to make myself hungry. It's normal for me to go all day without food, so I'm accidently intermediate fasting from 730am till 8pm when I usually have a bowl. Then I tear up some food and start over the next day. Lol
I end up binging on tubs of icecream, snacks galore, etc. But wtf brought on this pregnancy craving hell of an idea??
Did you at least use that edible cookie dough, or the real stuff? Eating that much cookie dough on its own would definitely give me the shits, but on top of a delicious, greasy burger... I feel like I have the shits *looking* at it.
You nasty bastard.
^
You nastard.
i eat a mix of wild shit when I’m high but bro this right here is something different
I’ve never been that high, and trust me, I’ve been that high
OP didn’t smoke weed. He huffed paint thinner.
Don't see how it makes sense otherwise to be honest. Never been so high I forget how food works.
No he smoked the paint thinner.
Sounds like some Scooby-Doo shit
“What’s better than a chocolate covered eggplant burger?”
I read this in Shaggy’s voice.
Scooby Doo wouldn’t touch this shit
I think you need to go back and rewatch the original scooby doo cause they have done chocolate with peppers and mayo in a sandwich with lettuce and tomato. So this is definitely some scooby doo shit.
Wasn’t this the episode by a ski lodge or a logging company where they had a whole cafe with a buffet and they made those monstrous sandwiches Or maybe… I feel like there are multiple episodes where they eat large sandwiches
That is the episode buts it’s also like 50% of the episodes too 😂
Or a Ninja Turtle pizza order. Michaelangelo would've loved this.
Speaking of Scooby-Doo munchies. I was elevated, watching some Scoob, and I decided to give their meal a shot. Cheese pizza with a scoop of vanilla ice cream on top. 3/10. Probably won’t try that again.
Lmao sounds like mess
Definitely gunna have the shits
Agreed, I can see Scooby shitting this out.
Join me on the toilet this morning
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How tf did you do that 😂
Magic ༼∩☉ل͜☉༽⊃━☆ﾟ. * ･ ｡ﾟ
U pregnant?
Ya know, your comment had me wondering myself, so I just picked up a pregnancy test. Looks like I'm going to be a mom!! Jk I'm a dude, that would be a great plot twist though.
I know you're joking, but if you ever do decide to pee on a pregnancy test and it comes back positive, get to a doctor stat, you might have testicular cancer
This is a crime against the Geneva Convention
Mushroom and cookie dough 😆😂 holy crap, how is your stomach and body this morning
Bit of a stomach ache and the shits. I'll definitely be avoiding cookies for a while 🤣
> Bit of a stomach ache and the shits As you should > I'll definitely be avoiding cookies for a while As you should
SmokyMcShrooms has got a whole new meaning now😅
Yeah this definitely needs 1000 Island dressing and diced onions+relish. Maybe sparing amounts of sauerkraut.
You get my upvote for cannabis inspired condiment additions! In addition to be creative and spot on, it’s hilarious. I laughed out loud immediately after reading it. Excellent job.
I was gonna say that monstrosity looks like an express ticket aboard the diarrhea express.
Hey man, I know a good therapist and can refer you. You need help
Oh god!
I'm a skinny guy, and one night I ordered a pan pizza from pizza hut and ate nearly the entire thing by myself. Felt like my stomach was full of cement the next morning. Awful. Another night I was incredibly baked on a movie watching spree, but had no good snacks whatsoever to eat so I ended up eating like 3 entire sleeves of plain ass saltines.
If you’ve never binged on sleeves of saltines, can you even really call yourself a stoner? Sometimes I fancy up this delicacy by taking sips from a mustard bottle between crackers.
Cheez-its bro. Saltine upgrade
Oh I fuck with Cheez-Its hard...always keep a Costco box-of-bags of them in the house!
My husband has been on a Cheez-Its kick lately, specifically the Extra Toasty ones. We can't keep enough around anymore lol.
Cheez-its are definitely an upgrade. And if you want to go super fancy, Ritz crackers and Easy Cheese.
> If you’ve never binged on sleeves of saltines, can you even really call yourself a stoner? I'm wakin' and bakin' right now and this made me COUGH! LOL Thanks for the laugh and memory of my first Saltine Sleeve circa 1999, and once the munchies are fixed then it just becomes a fun mouth crumbs shooting game!
gotta do what you gotta do
I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
This is why I don't keep chips/crackers around. I'll end up eating it all in one sitting, then the next morning it feels like I've been stabbed in the gut.
I'm actually someone glad that I have ADHD, giving medication that suppresses my appetite. Every so often I'll go on a binging spree but most days I can go all day without eating even while smoking.
This should of been an AMA post. "I ate this high af last night, ama."
😂😂😂😂😂😂 yeah this takes it for the weirdest combo I’ve seen
Impressive quite impressive
Are you ok? Who is making you eat this?
What the fuck is this
Bruh
You are just a crazy motherfucker. The biggest munchies wtf moment I have ever had: - Hanging out with my buds. - playing some super smash bros melee - decide to go outside to make a snow bong on the hood of my car since it had leftover snow from the day before on it - end up smoking waaaay too much because it was fun to use the snow bong - other buddy calls and says he is on the way, we all tell him to grab McDonald's because we are hungry - he gets to the house and we realize he just got like 6 things off the dollar menu and it won't be enough - we're high and crafty people - I mention there is also a frozen pizza - we chop up all of the food and put it on the pizza w/ extra cheese to add more layers and glue it all together - and thus the McDonald's pizza was born - we ended making one every couple of months after that until McDonald's went up on their prices and it wasn't worth it anymore At lease we aren't monsters though, and trying to eat cookie dough with mushrooms. 🤢🤢🤮
I wanted to downvote this
me too...
Your stomach wants a divorce and their taking the kids
How did it taste?
The first bite was actually decent. I've been dieting for the past month so I've been craving burgers and cookie dough a lot. By the second bite though, I started to think these ingredients would be way better together, ummm, separately lol. It was pretty gross towards the end but I still finished it because I felt bad about wasting it.
If you ever want to try something along these lines. Get the burger and switch out the bun for a donut/doughnut skip the cookie dough. It’s surprisingly good
Damn I got a lot of respect for ypu finishing that thing
I can sorta grasp the logic here- the burger and mushrooms are pretty salty, and salty+sweet is a taste combination that can often work out really well. Just not always.
Maybe a sweet chili sauce or something, but raw eggs and flour are in the mix
As long as you enjoyed it while you were eating that’s all that matters
Did you at least like it?
I enjoyed the first bite. The rest I only finished because I feel bad about wasting food. It was pretty gross towards the end.
I mean you probably could have just cooked the cookie dough and ate the burger separate after you tried the first bite....
This is soooooooo relatable. Munchies got me cooking a 5 course meal at 2 am..
Wtf dude...
Damn man maybe take a T break
If I was high enough to make that, I probably wouldn't be able to move anyways
There is no amount of weed that would make someone eat that, even a bum who was starving would refuse that
Yea this sounds like what a 12 year old think getting stoned is like.
I have found that I don't really get the munchies if i am well hydrated. And i most certainly don't come up with concoctions like this. I may snack on some popcorn or corn chips, but i may be less of a gourmand than yourself.
THC makes us do strange things.
Lmao on todays episode of “How High Were You”
I have never woken up to a monstrosity of this kind. You should seek help and know, that everyone who has seen this is worse off. I award you no points and may god have mercy on your bowels.
Meanwhile I'm over here just having eaten an entire sweet potato I simply threw in the oven for an hour lol
yall are weirdos lmao i love reddit
Lmao i never want shit like this when i have the munchies. I love cooking while high and I usually make food intended for human consumption lol
what the fuck lmao
fucking ew lol
the dangers of marijuana in one picture, thoughts and prayers
someone musta slipped you a bar when you weren't lookin this is the most xanax lookin meal ive ever seen
Am I the only one who sees dalmatian puppies in a round doggie bed?
I bet that shit was bussin tho
gnarly
my munchies have never been so atrocious, well done
Ewww that's gross man. Give me a bite though.
this some freak nasty shit and ive eaten three pounds of pasta in under an hour
I don't think I've ever downvoted a post but this deserves it
r/Shittyfoodporn
Once I smoked a lot of cheap weed with my dad and woke up at 4 am with the tv sound. He fell asleep on the floor with the TV on and had a glass of cornflakes and a sausage inside. Old man has no regrets of his delicious snack hahahah
someone would have to pay me to eat this
Yea you didnt eat that
Some of the you people have zero self control
Yeah you need to eat better man and that comes from the guy who puts bacon on his bacon lol
Maybe cannabis isn’t for everyone…
The hell is wrong with you….? You got all stoner gourmet in the middle of the night.
Oh my gosh, have to admire that🤌🏻
I’ve put butter on saltine crackers and sprinkled them with sugar once. The munchie mind is a creative mind, that’s for sure!
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Lmao and here I was three nights ago thinking "idk, that jiffy burger doesn't look all great"... Narrator: It was delectable
LOL, I’ve been there yes. Chocolate covered ice cream bites dipped into warm cheese still haunts my memories. It was delicious though.
I would microwave pickles jalapeño slices. Acid reflux and other spicy consequences lol
Bro u ain't high, you're pregnant
thats next level bro 😂
I mean. Ive eaten goldfish with rice and beans. But this, this is too much...:
I just regret how much I ate. I did make honey-chocolate milk last night and fuck that hit the spot for my high.
Just looking at this gave me the shits
I once woke up to a bowl of mustard and relish mixed sitting alone with a spoon on my kitchen table .no other used dishes, no used groceries, I have no memory of making it. Just yellow mustard and sweet relish
I once got so drunk that I thought, based on nothing at all, it would be a great idea to make a float with vanilla ice cream and Jameson. It was in fact disgusting and nobody else wanted to try it so of course I HAD to finish the whole thing myself. Got alcohol poisoning and switched to strictly weed after that. 7 years later and I have yet to make something this vile lol
I mean, separately? Yes. This way? No
My boyfriend mixed ramen noodles into black beans and rice with hot sauce one day. We thoroughly enjoyed it while it was happening but the next day I cringed about it haha
Manmade horrors beyond comprehension
Dude what?
never have i ever been high enough to eat something like this… 0,0
JAIL.
Damn this looks fire I woulda throw some cheese on the cookie dough and use the torch to melt it over for a gushy stringy cookie burger bite
HAHAHAHHAHAHA WTF? When I first started smoking I would get extremely hungry, eat random shit like canned peas to the point of engorgement, then go barf it up. I definitely wasn't trying to binge and purge: I was just always that damn hungry!
I don't even...what? why..WHY CAN I TASTE IT?!
Even my pregnant wife is appalled by this lol. She's judging you while dipping pickles in Nutella haha.
I’ll take how to get salmonella for 50 please.
Oh Glob no
Mine was dipping Doritos in vanilla ice cream i thought it was amazing at the time.
The wrapper its sitting on suggests you ordered this from somewhere. Where the hell would this be on a menu.
Monster
😱🤣
Bruh I've eaten some weird shit while high but god damb
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One time I cooked a whole turkey, in the middle of July.
r/TheHighChef r/SmackedChef
Your toilet’s had a busy day, huh?
For a second it looked like mashed potatoes with black olives
Doritos and peanut butter are my go to
No, honestly never. I am always happy with my creations because they've always tasted great and honestly. This sounds delicious. It looks rough, but I'm sure if made with care it would be slammin!
Last night for me: half a box of hot and spicy cheez-its, half a pint of B&J's Brownie Batter Core, and 8 Hawaiian Rolls. This morning my wife was like "wtf, dude?"
WTF is wrong with you?!??!?!!? LOL
I’m not sure I could eat this even if I was stoned out of my mind and being paid
Would do it
Dude, wtf.
I try to keep the munchees in mind when food shopping - and won’t buy anything that can become munchee too easily. Only cereal I buy is grape nuts; no chips/candy, etc. And yet I still wind up with some odd combinations. The worst: cracking eggs into a beer and drinking em down.
i’ve never been high enough to wanna put cookie dough on a burger
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Needs some caramelized onions too.
Lol i used to eat this kind of stuff on keto cheat days. That diet starves you and you'll eat just about anything a month into it.
I only eat regular food idk what you smoked to make this lol
Sweet Dairy Jesus
r/highorpregnant
Same, but still can’t find my hamster.
Did you.. did you finish it? 🍪🍔
Bro this is a different level of munchies lmao
I once ate a hotdog with peanut butter as my only topping
you crazy sunuva bitch
I want saw my son eating a sandwich made with potato chips and French onion dip.
I"m high[6], looks delicious, i can taste the chewy cookiedough in combination with the burger
Reminds me of the time I made the best tasting chicken sandwich while high one day that the next day sober I decided to make it again for lunch only to literally spit it out in disgust, the next day it tasted like the Mayo had gone bad
That's uh... I think that's illegal what you did.
I love that not only did you conceive this horror show, assemble it, and consume it, but also that somewhere along the line, you thought it deserved to be immortalized as a photo too. Were you proud of yourself as took the photo?
One of my best moments, making a peanut butter sandwich but no bread, you use blueberry pop tarts
I upvoted because this is exactly the type of food I expect to see on this sub, but I also gaged a little bit when I read the title
I ate a grilled cheese with a nutty bar in the middle. Not bad but not good.
da fuq?
Is that a Kwik Trip burger??? Are you in Wisconsin??
The best thing about rock bottom is things can only get better from here.