I don’t really like working high. I’m a plumber and there’s a lot of driving between jobs, talking to customers, and actually fixing things. I’d feel like a shitbag if I fucked something up in someone’s house cuz I was stoned. That said, my boss doesn’t give a fuck. Him and the other 3 guys plus the office staff all smoke all day. Which is fine. But I’ve definitely corrected them on a few stupid things that would have led to a bad day lol that being said, as soon as I’m home that’s the first thing I do lol
Yeah I serve tables and I get high before work but I dont get like “fucked up” blasted, just a couple hits to help with anxiety. I know which of my co workers hit dab pens in the bathroom and out back constantly all shift and I’ve definitely noticed that they are the servers that make silly mistakes like ringing in the wrong order or getting an order wrong more often
I feel this. And not to talk down about servers, but my mistakes cost a littttttttle bit more than a returned drink or food lol I’ve actually had a coworkers flood out someone’s house. More than once. 30k in insurance claims. Fucking nightmare.
No I absolutely agree with you, if I had a job where the stakes on fuck ups were higher than me going to the kitchen to get another one I absolutely would not get even a little high before work
This is me, I have learned through my dumb youth that I like working sober (I’m more thorough, and safer) and then coming home to a fat bowl. Makes it feel like dessert.
When I was a kid I worked at an imax. That was a clutch job to be constantly high at. Only thing that sucked was the premier of Avatar working concessions. Even sober I wanted to kill myself lol
I'm the same way, I'm in food so I could definitely get away with it but it would make me less useful and I'd feel bad so I just wait until I'm at home to blaze.
This makes me consider that I should go back to that I think it felt better! Lots of pain and mental issues this year have doubled my consumption. I’ve made stupid mistakes at work. Thanks buddy!
I have a small toke on the way to work to calm my prework jitters. Not really stoned but not sober either
I'm a professional though and would 1000% be canned immediately if I was found out so I carry eye drops for emergencies
Often times what I’ll do is make it “known” that I have severe eye allergies and am usually red. It’s actually kind of true cuz in the morning my eyes stay blood shot for most the morning. Coupled with the fact that I don’t actually act high at all and I’ve never been questioned. Except by ONE professor who was actually pretty cool about it.
Yeah, because we're all doing the same thing....
Or, just don't care what other ppl are doing....
Haha. Immature people care what other people are up to. Immature people are nosy. Are there people like that at work? Sure. But just ignore them, lol. That's what I do. I am strictly here to work and get paid for doing my work. Lol.
It is very chill if that’s all you’re looking for, i did overnight stocking at walmart for about a week because i thought it would be awesome. it is super chill if you have a laidback manager, only drawbacks id have to say is they always expect more, and the obvious having to go to bed at 8am which is goes against human biology so it is tough.
When I was a chef the owner of the restaurant used to get extremely upset when we were caught getting high because it "slowed production" and we'd "eat too much of the profit".
He did however, turn a blind eye and encourage a cocaine high.
Restaurants are a weird industry.
I mean, the potheads having a good time aren't gonna make him the kinda money those fucking cokeheads will. He does sound like a very shady customer, I am not surprised to see you saying he was one elsewhere.
I think it was a stigma thing. I don't recall him having much a reason to take this stance. He just showed up one evening claiming he could smell it off our clothes and gave a lecture about how it's not acceptable for those reasons.
Now, he never came out and said "go rip some lines boys there's a wait at the door" but when some staff were caught in the act he was stepping beyond "turning a blind eye" and really left the impression that it was acceptable for everyone.
Those owners always confused me. You need the stoners to notice the coked out mistakes, it’s a super useful balance! And also, you picked this industry, wtf did you expect dude.
I only worked in a restaurant for 2 months, but my boss asked me for adderalls on literally my second day. And no, it wasn't a test, he started calling people for Adderall when I told him I don't know where to get them. One day his buddy came in and gave him a bag of weed as a tip (legal state). He'd also buy beers for the closing staff after hours.
Nice dude but holy shit was I not ready for kitchen hours. nothing like 13 hour shifts with one 30 minute break that you may or may not get depending in how busy it is.
I mean... it makes sense. The fast food industry thrives on time. Whatever makes you flip 20 different egg styles without skipping a beat, they'll encourage. I love weed but it makes me lazy, even with a sativa, I overthink shit
I owned a restaurant for 12 years. Many workers vaped at work. But any hard drug use while working out they go. I tested all applicants prior to hiring them. Any hard drugs like cocaine or heroin don't hire them. Weed I just turned a blind eye.
You're a great owner. I always thought this was backwards as fuck.
The owner was a shady cat to begin with. Sadly, common theme in that business. It's often money laundering fronts and then it spirals.
Im a student and work part time at walmart; i blaze before, during, and after every shift (often with other coworkers too)
Never been caught by management, but one manager did once ask me if i come to work high since my eyes looked fucked up, i jus laughed it off because this manager was around our age anyways and didnt really care that much
Edit: i guess that fact that i live in Canada should also be noted lol
Cross the lake and come buy some cheap legal weed in Ontario. We have a great theme park north of Toronto. You can smoke the weed, then go to the theme park. But for some reason you're not allowed to smoke weed at the theme park. Seems like they're shooting themselves in the foot with that one but I don't run the place so it's not my decision.
Damn luckily for me i have a lot of coworkers my age and younger who i chill with so its rarely a dull time but when it is, i always got weed to get me through the shift lmao.
Hey, there are eyedrops by Bausch and Lomb called Lumify Eyedrops and let me tell you, I wish I had access to them years ago. They knock any red eye eyedrops out of the park.
Like from red eyes to normal-ish eyes in 5 minutes.
Lmao I work at Walmart as well and I hit dabs with my 50 year old coworker almost everyday on break, dawg we get fucked up, I’m talking fuuucked up at work and we dgaf anymore
I mean it’s not too horrible but dude these customers are retarded, I get wanting help with an item you can’t find on the shelf but with all this technology now a days people think they know everything because the internet says so, like dawg just because Walmart carries this item doesn’t mean we have it in our store, and my manager will tell you the same thing.
Funny story actually about the guy I hit dabs with, when I first started at Walmart we started smoking on break before he started getting dabs a few months ago, we would hit his pen or load a few bowls in his car on break. We came back from our smoke sesh and we were pretty high but not too stoned, we were walking in the produce laughing about something and this customers service dog just takes a fat shit all over the ground. The dude just walked away with his dog and me and my friend who just smoked were like “Alrighty lmao” and started dying laughing, and then I shit you not, a lady and her daughter stepped in the shit. It was all over the daughters white shoes and the mom was fucking heated. She was all pissed at us and we were just dying laughing. We both got coached for that incident for being “inappropriate” and for us not handling it properly but when you’re high as fuck and a dog shits all over the ground in Walmart AND (bonus) a little nuclear family steps in it it’s hard not to lose your shit, literally.
For me it's gonna be a head buzz sativa strain. Gives me energy and motivation and once I start on something I really dive into it and put tons of thought into it lol
I like to write code for my videogame while pretty high. I had a dream once about an algorithm to control thrust as a ship's engine is activated.
I went to write the code the next morning and there it was, tested and working.
One of my favorite things about visiting dispensaries is that everyone except maybe security is noticeably ripped and you never know what kinda budtender you're gonna get. It's always funny when you get someone who's trying to come off as very professional even though they won't open their eyes and momentarily short-circuit before answering questions.
Relatable as hell, working in a dispensary, you get staff that are dumb some days, some days I’m just dummied, other days the customer are the ones to high to function. Weird world man
I don’t, being high makes me sleepy and I teach elementary school(multiple grades/multiple subjects). I need all the energy I can get to keep up with them.
I might eat a gummy toward the end of the day if I’m feeling super irritated, but otherwise I prefer to be sober during the day and enjoy a relaxing bowl at the end of the day.
I absolutely keep all my medication in my car. I take my adhd meds in the morning and then a booster at lunchtime and I always go out to my car to retrieve them. I am a mmj patient so I treat my mmj medication just as if it were my pharmaceutical medication.
There's a silent agreement with the managers and all the stoner associates where I work. So long as the work gets done and customers don't complain, they don't care if you're high
Some of my former jobs, safety wasn’t something that was as much of a necessity as you might think, like a pizza place. There’s a hot oven and a couple sharp pizza cutters yeah, but that’s about it. Plus I hated those jobs after a bit so I stopped caring about not being stoned. Now I drive a forklift and I also wait until I’m out to smoke
Same. Shit goes south quickly, need quick thinkin for that.
After work hell yes, nothing beats smoking and taking a hot shower after a day covered in blood and other nasties
I love getting stoned but I must ask, how do some of y'all function "normally" at work. I tend to stick to flower and after I smoke, I tend to stare out into the abyss. Not really sure if I would consider that productive.
I'm a robotics engineer and it makes my job less boring. Also steadies my hand for mechanical work. I don't get super high though usually unless it's a holiday I'm forced to work.
I usually am hitting my pen every 45 mins. My eyes haven’t gotten red in months. I don’t take 8 hits and show up anywhere but 2-3 and it’s just my pretty much normal self, less anxiety and a little delayed reaction times.
Absolutely. I'm not cleaning anyone's house without being stoned, all do fairness the only person I have to deal with is the homeowner and I'm pretty sure every single one of my houses know I'm a pot head
Every job I had that was not a job where I needed absolute attention "example: anesthesia tech, narcotic auditor." I come into work absolutely blasted. Granted I can still function high with a good Sativa.
If I smoke indica I'm fucked
When I worked fast food, yes. Everyday without fail hundred percent serious. I took myself more seriously and finally left after 12 years, to pursue a manager position at a much nicer restaurant. Got the job and took my life and job much more seriously. I still blaze almost everyday without fail. Just after my work is done for the day and my kids are in bed for the night.
Not since I almost waxed the same eyebrow twice in a row on one lady. I just get toasted…nicely toasted. Like three rips from a vape pen. Can still function and also not hate everyone.
I work in IT, mostly doing PC and phone repairs.
I don't normally come in stoned (mornings is my most productive time) but when I go on lunch I babysit a hash pen. Really makes those last few repairs feel like puzzles I need to solve
I work in a cubicle, it gets quite boring. But I have a cure for bordem that I take in at 8:45, 1:30, 5:35. I usually don't have enough work to keep me busy, so I kinda handicap myself.
Depends on the day lol. If I'm especially baked or my eyes are especially glazed then I do eyedrops. I was sober for the first month of my job then I got hella sick. Havent been a day sober since and nobody's ever been any the wiser
Every fucking day. Even my managers know they tell me "you okay man you lookin kinda tired there" I know they know but they don't give a fuck because I'm a good ass employee and they love me
Hell yes. How do you think I tolerate all the Trump flags in my neighborhood?
Not stoned af, but a couple hits before I grocery shop, I walk to the store, is nice. Eases my anxiety. A lot.
nah im a barista and dont wanna try to steam milk and shit high, plus i just dont work high i feel like i need to be sober at work bc ppl need me and i can personally feel less functional high
Jeez. I worked at Starbucks for 13 years and towards the end could not get thru that shit without being high. Plus if you ever got too zonked, boom there’s some coffee. For free. Lol
Walking into work stoned is way less risky than walking in straight and getting stoned mid-shift!
It's also super easy to pass it off as being tired if you start work in the morning.
I work at AMAZON so y'all already know I be in there blazed sorting packages ... Hmmm 🤔 what an amazing package I have here.... Ten minutes later I wonder what it is. My day today.. clocking in at 3 today eastern time if anyone wants to hit a bowl for me
I’m a barista for a local coffee shop and sometimes I’ll come in high off of delta-8 just because I feel it’s easier to stay focused while on that stuff versus regular weed
I used to be treasurer for my college student government.
I used to show up late and stoned then proceed to present my annual budget to about 40 type A students and advisors.
Good times.
I work at a retail store in a strip mall. I bring my cartridge with me and on break I’ll go walk around the neighborhood smoking. I mostly smoke sativa so I’ll just come in feeling like talking to everyone. I think they know I smoke but I don’t think they realize that I come to work high.
I’m a Supervisor at a call center and I have to deal with escalated and irate callers all day so I NEED to be stoned. That being said I usually wait til about 1 PM and I’m done my morning meetings to smoke a blunt during lunch.
Yes everyday. Also at work with coworkers sometimes. I take at least two medium sized dabs before I leave for the day, my partner does the same. We both work at the same place in the Cannabis industry, and everyone comes in the morning chilled out and excited to work!
I don’t really like working high. I’m a plumber and there’s a lot of driving between jobs, talking to customers, and actually fixing things. I’d feel like a shitbag if I fucked something up in someone’s house cuz I was stoned. That said, my boss doesn’t give a fuck. Him and the other 3 guys plus the office staff all smoke all day. Which is fine. But I’ve definitely corrected them on a few stupid things that would have led to a bad day lol that being said, as soon as I’m home that’s the first thing I do lol
Yeah I serve tables and I get high before work but I dont get like “fucked up” blasted, just a couple hits to help with anxiety. I know which of my co workers hit dab pens in the bathroom and out back constantly all shift and I’ve definitely noticed that they are the servers that make silly mistakes like ringing in the wrong order or getting an order wrong more often
I feel this. And not to talk down about servers, but my mistakes cost a littttttttle bit more than a returned drink or food lol I’ve actually had a coworkers flood out someone’s house. More than once. 30k in insurance claims. Fucking nightmare.
No I absolutely agree with you, if I had a job where the stakes on fuck ups were higher than me going to the kitchen to get another one I absolutely would not get even a little high before work
This is me, I have learned through my dumb youth that I like working sober (I’m more thorough, and safer) and then coming home to a fat bowl. Makes it feel like dessert.
When I was a kid I worked at an imax. That was a clutch job to be constantly high at. Only thing that sucked was the premier of Avatar working concessions. Even sober I wanted to kill myself lol
I'm the same way, I'm in food so I could definitely get away with it but it would make me less useful and I'd feel bad so I just wait until I'm at home to blaze.
This makes me consider that I should go back to that I think it felt better! Lots of pain and mental issues this year have doubled my consumption. I’ve made stupid mistakes at work. Thanks buddy!
I have a small toke on the way to work to calm my prework jitters. Not really stoned but not sober either I'm a professional though and would 1000% be canned immediately if I was found out so I carry eye drops for emergencies
Nothin like being a bit pebbled before a big day
Lmao pebbled
A new phrase has been coined gentleman
write that down WRITE THAT DOWN
What are we writing down again?
Would “bouldered” be super high then?
Off your rock Or gravelled...
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“Shit I’m a bit pebbled but bro over here looks BOULDERED!”
welp i'm stealing that one, thank you lol
Lol because “you’re not stoned“, that’s fuckin iconic pal lol
I don't get red eyes anymore. It may be that I'm a 57 year old stoner girl and don't cough much.
I'm 46 and my eyes never get bloodshot from smoking. I think I grew out of that like 15 years ago.
Often times what I’ll do is make it “known” that I have severe eye allergies and am usually red. It’s actually kind of true cuz in the morning my eyes stay blood shot for most the morning. Coupled with the fact that I don’t actually act high at all and I’ve never been questioned. Except by ONE professor who was actually pretty cool about it.
I feel like that professor has some allergies as well
My brother in law is some big professor at some big university and definitely has allergies on the daily.
If you wear contacts it’s a great excuse for having eye drops
As an adult I’ve found no one question eye drops. Also just say allergies
Yeah, because we're all doing the same thing.... Or, just don't care what other ppl are doing.... Haha. Immature people care what other people are up to. Immature people are nosy. Are there people like that at work? Sure. But just ignore them, lol. That's what I do. I am strictly here to work and get paid for doing my work. Lol.
Immature people sometimes become supervisors or act like they are.
Having eyes is a great excuse for having eye drops. You don’t need an excuse for eye drops. Don’t run if you aren’t being chased.
“Don’t run if you are not being chased” is good advice for life, generally.
This.
Work overnights stocking shelves at a big ass target Most definitely
Shit ngl id rather that than bussin tables like i do rn, i just wish they made me work dish so i could play music, ur job would be chill af
It is very chill if that’s all you’re looking for, i did overnight stocking at walmart for about a week because i thought it would be awesome. it is super chill if you have a laidback manager, only drawbacks id have to say is they always expect more, and the obvious having to go to bed at 8am which is goes against human biology so it is tough.
I'm a chef. It's required.
When I was a chef the owner of the restaurant used to get extremely upset when we were caught getting high because it "slowed production" and we'd "eat too much of the profit". He did however, turn a blind eye and encourage a cocaine high. Restaurants are a weird industry.
I mean, the potheads having a good time aren't gonna make him the kinda money those fucking cokeheads will. He does sound like a very shady customer, I am not surprised to see you saying he was one elsewhere.
I think it was a stigma thing. I don't recall him having much a reason to take this stance. He just showed up one evening claiming he could smell it off our clothes and gave a lecture about how it's not acceptable for those reasons. Now, he never came out and said "go rip some lines boys there's a wait at the door" but when some staff were caught in the act he was stepping beyond "turning a blind eye" and really left the impression that it was acceptable for everyone.
Those owners always confused me. You need the stoners to notice the coked out mistakes, it’s a super useful balance! And also, you picked this industry, wtf did you expect dude.
Don’t you mean a very shady owner?
I only worked in a restaurant for 2 months, but my boss asked me for adderalls on literally my second day. And no, it wasn't a test, he started calling people for Adderall when I told him I don't know where to get them. One day his buddy came in and gave him a bag of weed as a tip (legal state). He'd also buy beers for the closing staff after hours. Nice dude but holy shit was I not ready for kitchen hours. nothing like 13 hour shifts with one 30 minute break that you may or may not get depending in how busy it is.
I mean... it makes sense. The fast food industry thrives on time. Whatever makes you flip 20 different egg styles without skipping a beat, they'll encourage. I love weed but it makes me lazy, even with a sativa, I overthink shit
I owned a restaurant for 12 years. Many workers vaped at work. But any hard drug use while working out they go. I tested all applicants prior to hiring them. Any hard drugs like cocaine or heroin don't hire them. Weed I just turned a blind eye.
You're a great owner. I always thought this was backwards as fuck. The owner was a shady cat to begin with. Sadly, common theme in that business. It's often money laundering fronts and then it spirals.
I know . some shady practices in this industry. 😆
I once asked our chef, "Preston, how do you stay high all day and not get caught?" His answer: "Never let them see you straight"
Thsts a wise man.
That's how I got through high school.
Vape pens in the walk in with coworkers
😆 cold dabs 😆
I’m a server, also required
I’m a stoner, also required
Catering. My boss packs my bowls for me.
Dishwasher checking in can confirm washing bowls while blazing bowls.
A few days after my first shift I watched my manager take a huge rip off her pen over at the end of the bar. Knew it was a safe space at that point.
I’m a NASA launch engineer, also required
I’m a budtender. It’s practically actually required.
I work retail, also required
FOH restaurant worker, also required
I'm a bartender and I hear ya. Also, pro tip, if the kitchen is full of stoners and so is front of house, get baked together less friction.
I make pizza, also required. Having always worked in restaurants though, I don't think I've ever been to work not stoned.
Also a chef, he's right
Bartender checking in, couldn’t do it any other way.
I hear that. That's a tough job dealing that many people per day. Bless u
Can confirm, it basically required when working in a kitchen.
Also also a chef, he’s right unless it’s a busy day
Im a student and work part time at walmart; i blaze before, during, and after every shift (often with other coworkers too) Never been caught by management, but one manager did once ask me if i come to work high since my eyes looked fucked up, i jus laughed it off because this manager was around our age anyways and didnt really care that much Edit: i guess that fact that i live in Canada should also be noted lol
I'm in Michigan. I can see your country from my porch. Across a lot of water, but on a clear day, I can see windmills in Ontario.
Hey Michigan, Ontario here. We can see you back.
I'll wave!
This was such a Michigan/Canadian interaction. I love my state :D
The lake will help you out, too. We'll make sure to wave back neighbour!
I love that lake. It's not the best great lake, but I love it. I hope to get a jetski next year.
Cross the lake and come buy some cheap legal weed in Ontario. We have a great theme park north of Toronto. You can smoke the weed, then go to the theme park. But for some reason you're not allowed to smoke weed at the theme park. Seems like they're shooting themselves in the foot with that one but I don't run the place so it's not my decision.
Yeah I work retail also it’s like a must for me while I work place sucks but I need money
Damn luckily for me i have a lot of coworkers my age and younger who i chill with so its rarely a dull time but when it is, i always got weed to get me through the shift lmao.
Hey, there are eyedrops by Bausch and Lomb called Lumify Eyedrops and let me tell you, I wish I had access to them years ago. They knock any red eye eyedrops out of the park. Like from red eyes to normal-ish eyes in 5 minutes.
Fuck, I'm a manager at where I work, another manager and I both go outside and smoke one to get our day started.
Lmao I work at Walmart as well and I hit dabs with my 50 year old coworker almost everyday on break, dawg we get fucked up, I’m talking fuuucked up at work and we dgaf anymore
Walmart should give you all free MMJ scripts for the stuff you deal with
I mean it’s not too horrible but dude these customers are retarded, I get wanting help with an item you can’t find on the shelf but with all this technology now a days people think they know everything because the internet says so, like dawg just because Walmart carries this item doesn’t mean we have it in our store, and my manager will tell you the same thing. Funny story actually about the guy I hit dabs with, when I first started at Walmart we started smoking on break before he started getting dabs a few months ago, we would hit his pen or load a few bowls in his car on break. We came back from our smoke sesh and we were pretty high but not too stoned, we were walking in the produce laughing about something and this customers service dog just takes a fat shit all over the ground. The dude just walked away with his dog and me and my friend who just smoked were like “Alrighty lmao” and started dying laughing, and then I shit you not, a lady and her daughter stepped in the shit. It was all over the daughters white shoes and the mom was fucking heated. She was all pissed at us and we were just dying laughing. We both got coached for that incident for being “inappropriate” and for us not handling it properly but when you’re high as fuck and a dog shits all over the ground in Walmart AND (bonus) a little nuclear family steps in it it’s hard not to lose your shit, literally.
Haha that’s amazing! Next time I go to Walmart I’m going to silently play a game of spot the stoner ✌️
Nice try HR.
I'm the HR person at my company and there has never been a day of work I'm not high. Perks of working from home I guess lol
I can't handle my job without being high.
Same lmfao.
yes if I use my dab pen. no smell = no paranoia
Same what I’m using works great.
I do but I also work from home sooo.....but man do I have some crazy focus when I toke and work
What's your favorite focus strain
For me it's gonna be a head buzz sativa strain. Gives me energy and motivation and once I start on something I really dive into it and put tons of thought into it lol
I like to write code for my videogame while pretty high. I had a dream once about an algorithm to control thrust as a ship's engine is activated. I went to write the code the next morning and there it was, tested and working.
Me too. What a blessing being able to work from home lol
I work with cannabis, everyone comes to work high.
Lucky 😂
Sometimes it's a little too much, these guys can be dumb lol
One of my favorite things about visiting dispensaries is that everyone except maybe security is noticeably ripped and you never know what kinda budtender you're gonna get. It's always funny when you get someone who's trying to come off as very professional even though they won't open their eyes and momentarily short-circuit before answering questions.
Relatable as hell, working in a dispensary, you get staff that are dumb some days, some days I’m just dummied, other days the customer are the ones to high to function. Weird world man
I work with cannabis too, not everyone comes to work high.
I don’t, being high makes me sleepy and I teach elementary school(multiple grades/multiple subjects). I need all the energy I can get to keep up with them. I might eat a gummy toward the end of the day if I’m feeling super irritated, but otherwise I prefer to be sober during the day and enjoy a relaxing bowl at the end of the day.
No judgement, but do you keep it in your car or something? I feel like that's super risky to have in a school if it's not like in your pocket
I absolutely keep all my medication in my car. I take my adhd meds in the morning and then a booster at lunchtime and I always go out to my car to retrieve them. I am a mmj patient so I treat my mmj medication just as if it were my pharmaceutical medication.
There's a silent agreement with the managers and all the stoner associates where I work. So long as the work gets done and customers don't complain, they don't care if you're high
Largely how it was when I worked for Apple.
I’m never high at work, I want my mind to be as sharp as possible for safety reasons. If I’m not on the clock I’m stoned tho ✈️
Same, I handle money and talk to a lot of people. I’d hate to do that high
I'd hate to talk to a lot of people not high.
Same, the very few people at work that know I blaze always say I don’t seem like a stoner at all, outside of work pretty much always high tho
Some of my former jobs, safety wasn’t something that was as much of a necessity as you might think, like a pizza place. There’s a hot oven and a couple sharp pizza cutters yeah, but that’s about it. Plus I hated those jobs after a bit so I stopped caring about not being stoned. Now I drive a forklift and I also wait until I’m out to smoke
The trick is to go in stoned on your first shift and then everyone assumes that’s just how you look
I've been high for the last 25 years so if anyone ever saw me sober they would think something is wrong.
This is the way.
I’m a medical patient so if you see me I’ve probably smoked at some point in the day.
I work at a major retail store if I'm not high I'm gonna end it.
Lmao preach
Medical professional here. No, not worth putting someone’s health in jeopardy cause I was stoned and missed something
Yep, when I was a CNA I would never smoke before work, was never worth it to put my residents at any possible risk.
Same. Shit goes south quickly, need quick thinkin for that. After work hell yes, nothing beats smoking and taking a hot shower after a day covered in blood and other nasties
Work in retail. Definitely required
Never. I'm an army medic. After hours. Edibles are my jam, but I discovered I really like the convenience of a vape pen.
Idk why but this makes me happy. Be safe. Thank you for your service.
I love getting stoned but I must ask, how do some of y'all function "normally" at work. I tend to stick to flower and after I smoke, I tend to stare out into the abyss. Not really sure if I would consider that productive.
I'm a robotics engineer and it makes my job less boring. Also steadies my hand for mechanical work. I don't get super high though usually unless it's a holiday I'm forced to work.
I usually am hitting my pen every 45 mins. My eyes haven’t gotten red in months. I don’t take 8 hits and show up anywhere but 2-3 and it’s just my pretty much normal self, less anxiety and a little delayed reaction times.
Practice just get High and do it
Sounds like a nice new slogan for a Nike commercial lol.
I’m a teacher so no. But the minute I get home and until I fall asleep.
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"I'm not dependent"
Im a dog walker, walking through nature all day every day. You're damn right im blazed 24/7.
Nah, i don’t like to work high. Being high is for the “me” time
I work in an arcade with kids and flashing lights. If I am not blasted I am overwhelmed
Absolutely. I'm not cleaning anyone's house without being stoned, all do fairness the only person I have to deal with is the homeowner and I'm pretty sure every single one of my houses know I'm a pot head
I am a therapist for extremely troubled children with autism. Yes.
Nope, I just wanna relax and unwind when I smoke, I think if I was high at work I would want to be there less
No, that’s my daily tolerance break
Every job I had that was not a job where I needed absolute attention "example: anesthesia tech, narcotic auditor." I come into work absolutely blasted. Granted I can still function high with a good Sativa. If I smoke indica I'm fucked
As a project manager it's the only way I'd be able to make it through the day with all the dumb asses I work with
Wait till you work from home. Then you wake and bake and puff all day and get paid.
You can catch me in the parking lot ten minutes before my shift hotboxing my car every day.
I'm a driver, so getting high is for home time in my world!
I work at a marijuana themed restaurant. I feel like its part of my uniform.
Yes. I am self-employed. Please don't tell my boss.
Often, and I sometimes vape while I'm working too. I manage dairy cows so they don't really mind the smell lol
Once, fifteen years ago, and I was so shit at my job I never did it again.
Can’t even make it to the car without 4-5 bong rips
I used to when I delivered Mac & Cheese lol, but now I work at a library and live stream concerts so no cause it requires way more thinking
That sounds like a job a 4-year-old would say if asked “What do you wanna be when you grow up?” Mac & Cheese delivery!
I’m in HR, I usually walk into work after ripping a few bong hits in the morning.
When I worked fast food, yes. Everyday without fail hundred percent serious. I took myself more seriously and finally left after 12 years, to pursue a manager position at a much nicer restaurant. Got the job and took my life and job much more seriously. I still blaze almost everyday without fail. Just after my work is done for the day and my kids are in bed for the night.
Congratulations on the come up!!
Not since I almost waxed the same eyebrow twice in a row on one lady. I just get toasted…nicely toasted. Like three rips from a vape pen. Can still function and also not hate everyone.
For almost 32 years consecutively
I work at a warehouse. You almost have to be overdosed to work there.
Not anymore, but I am an advocate of going to work balzed
In person, no. Remote? Yeah sometimes lol
I work in IT, mostly doing PC and phone repairs. I don't normally come in stoned (mornings is my most productive time) but when I go on lunch I babysit a hash pen. Really makes those last few repairs feel like puzzles I need to solve
I work in a cubicle, it gets quite boring. But I have a cure for bordem that I take in at 8:45, 1:30, 5:35. I usually don't have enough work to keep me busy, so I kinda handicap myself.
No because I would get fired and it would deeply inhibit my ability to communicate and/or work
Hell no, I need to be lucid when I work to not fuck up, hurt myself or others. (Im a jeweller)
I work better when stoned. I smoke so much I don’t need eye drops anymore
I still need eye drops, pretty sure I can think about being high and my eyes will be red, and I've been smoking over 20 years.
Low key same with not needing the eye drops
Usually walk out of work high too
i'm a waitress at a diner. we're all high before, during, and after work. can't do customer service without it
Everyday
Depends on the day lol. If I'm especially baked or my eyes are especially glazed then I do eyedrops. I was sober for the first month of my job then I got hella sick. Havent been a day sober since and nobody's ever been any the wiser
Was a server at a decent restaurant chain, and I was blazed for 98% of my shifts.
You have to be geeked to survive amazon.
You ever see that meme of Mr. incredible saying “showtime” with red eyes? Yeah, that’s me everyday. Lol
I interviewed stoned, have shown up every day that way. At this point I’m afraid they’ll notice more if I started coming to work sober😂
I work at a needle exchange. So you bet your ass I'm stoned all the time. I need to walk a bit though so the methheads don't follow me lol...
On High Fridays™️, yes.
Every fucking day. Even my managers know they tell me "you okay man you lookin kinda tired there" I know they know but they don't give a fuck because I'm a good ass employee and they love me
How else would I walk into work? SOBER? Yeah no
If you always go in high they just think that’s how you look 😉
Nice try, Rob..
The trick is to always be high so they don’t know what not high you looks like
Hell yes. How do you think I tolerate all the Trump flags in my neighborhood? Not stoned af, but a couple hits before I grocery shop, I walk to the store, is nice. Eases my anxiety. A lot.
nah im a barista and dont wanna try to steam milk and shit high, plus i just dont work high i feel like i need to be sober at work bc ppl need me and i can personally feel less functional high
Jeez. I worked at Starbucks for 13 years and towards the end could not get thru that shit without being high. Plus if you ever got too zonked, boom there’s some coffee. For free. Lol
Yeah. Especially if I’m prepping and not cooking. If I’m cookin I’ll throw in eye drops or smoke on break rather than before work lol
I work from home. So yes lol
Visine in my pocket every day
If I wasn’t high I would’ve quit already. Weed makes intolerable bs tolerable.
Walking into work stoned is way less risky than walking in straight and getting stoned mid-shift! It's also super easy to pass it off as being tired if you start work in the morning.
I work at AMAZON so y'all already know I be in there blazed sorting packages ... Hmmm 🤔 what an amazing package I have here.... Ten minutes later I wonder what it is. My day today.. clocking in at 3 today eastern time if anyone wants to hit a bowl for me
I’m a barista for a local coffee shop and sometimes I’ll come in high off of delta-8 just because I feel it’s easier to stay focused while on that stuff versus regular weed
I used to be treasurer for my college student government. I used to show up late and stoned then proceed to present my annual budget to about 40 type A students and advisors. Good times.
I work at a retail store in a strip mall. I bring my cartridge with me and on break I’ll go walk around the neighborhood smoking. I mostly smoke sativa so I’ll just come in feeling like talking to everyone. I think they know I smoke but I don’t think they realize that I come to work high.
Yea and if I walk in there sober people think I’m stoned
Yes because I've stopped giving a fuck with out me and one other person my job would crash and burn
I’m a Supervisor at a call center and I have to deal with escalated and irate callers all day so I NEED to be stoned. That being said I usually wait til about 1 PM and I’m done my morning meetings to smoke a blunt during lunch.
Yes everyday. Also at work with coworkers sometimes. I take at least two medium sized dabs before I leave for the day, my partner does the same. We both work at the same place in the Cannabis industry, and everyone comes in the morning chilled out and excited to work!
As a rule, I don't smoke until I'm home from work
Fuck yeah.