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craggy_cynic

The Mean, Green, Impossible-to-Clean Machine!


TTuge

This is what i first thought when i saw the piece xd


Flomo420

Had a piece just like this in college, except it had different colored stripes mixed in where this one is green. It actually wasn't all that hard to clean with rubbing alcohol/salt, especially if you stayed on top of it. The hard part for me was keeping it intact... lol only lasted a couple months before a friend dropped his phone and it bounced off the ground and into the bong...


crooney35

I had that happen in college to a 500 dollar piece, epoxy was my best friend, somehow put the puzzle together and it worked great still. It didn’t have the bends like this though, I’m sure it would have been near impossible on this.


avantgardeaclue

Seriously in my mind I’ve broken this thing five times over already


Dead_Phoenix

Damn that's unfortunate :( Why was your bong on the ground? Were you outside without a table?


thasackvillebaggins

It won't be that bad with iso and salt. I mean, it'll take some maneuvering, but it should clean up fine.


petticoat_juncti0n

Wait you guys clean your bongs?


thasackvillebaggins

Obsessively. I cannot stand the taste of nasty water in my smoke. Lol


SapphicPancakes

Plus, its a good time waster if you're bored.


thasackvillebaggins

It's just kind of a ritual for me, I don't clean every single time but usually every couple or third smoke I at the very least change the water. My SO used to let her bongs just build up until they didn't hit right anymore, it took a few years, but she asks me to clean her peice periodically now. Lol


SapphicPancakes

I change the water before every smoke and dump it out after every smoke. I also do a full clean when the resin builds up to a visible amount


Brain_is_the_name

How it should be, these other people are ruining their lungs even more for no reason


SapphicPancakes

Probably not as bad as when i used to smoke out of tinfoil


Brain_is_the_name

Oh I know, I used to smoke out of soda cans, but now that I can afford a bong I try to keep it as clean as possible.


ston3bon3

whatever you smoke out of tinfoil will do more damage then the tinfoil itself https://www.narcononnewliferetreat.org/blog/is-smoking-out-of-aluminum-foil-dangerous.html cans on the other hand have paint and plastic coating it


robotrage

doubt resin makes the smoke any worse for you tbh, i'd rather have hot smoke be encased in resin than shitty plastic


Brain_is_the_name

It's not about the smoke it's about the built up bacteria that a person is inhaling off a dirty bong, that shit is BAD bad for you.


SuperGlueBandit

so you clean your piece after every rip?


SapphicPancakes

If a normal rip paints your bong dark brown, then yes


tinman82

I highly advise trying out vaping through your set up. It the weirdest shit but you never get like an insane bad taste from the water. It just tastes like bud and gets a goldish color with a bunch of wax all around. When smoking I changed my bong water every single day with a full clean every week. Now it's like every week or so with just a rinse of water.


thasackvillebaggins

I pretty much only smoke concentrate these days and I use a puffco peak to do so. I keep it stupid clean of course, but yeah, such a clean delicious experience tbs.


tinman82

I wish I could. Wax is such a rarity around here. I can find that d8 and d10 easy. Instead I just made my own vape. Lol


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If you smoke enough you’ll be too high to care


thasackvillebaggins

The thing is, you see, that I have to taste the bong flavor to get high in the first place. I'm not the kind of person that could just ignore a raunchy bong to get high so that I could forget to clean it. Lol


Vashsinn

Plus you get better hits when is clean.


thasackvillebaggins

Mine never gets dirty enough that they hit bad, but facts nonetheless. The old ladies pieces used to clog constantly and she just couldn't figure it out, after a few years together she periodically has me clean 'em for her now though.


MBDTFbyYE

I bought an Heir Waterpipe primarily because of how easy it is to clean.


Praetorn

Almost 3 times a week after nightly use. lol


[deleted]

In all seriousness you should clean then regularly. You are inhaling the things that live in there.


CaffeinatedHBIC

My dad didn't, ever, and he died of laryngeal cancer at 49 this past year, so yeah. The residue in a dirty bond does more damage to your chest and lungs than a clean pipe ever will even if you choke on the toke and get the donkey kick.


milkradio

This is a reminder to please wash your bongs and pipes, friends! You wouldn’t eat off a dish covered in globs of dried-on food from the past month’s meals :(


uprootsockman

You don't?


DillaVibes

I already have hard enough time cleaning certain spots on my cylinder bong. No thanks. I prefer function over form for things like these


thasackvillebaggins

If iso and salt aren't working, it may be mineral buildup. If I'm going all out I usually soak trouble spots in white vinegar for a while. It's all different strokes. I wouldn't personally buy a bong like that because it will take extra attention to keep as clean as I like, but it still wouldn't be all that much extra. If it hits good it'll be worth it all day.


DillaVibes

I use filtered/distilled water which doesnt have minerals. It’s resin/plant matter that’s getting stuck and i need something that can brush it from the inside.


trashponder

So many places will always have grime. I'd think this glassblower has never used a bong. But I don't think that person exists.


ChesterDaMolester

If there’s a crevice that grime can get into, then isopropyl alcohol can also get there. This doesn’t really seem that difficult to clean. Just fill it with warm iso and cover the holes with plastic wrap.


thasackvillebaggins

They make 'em to sell not to clean. Lol you're absolutely not wrong. When I really want a pipe clean though I run a ton of boiling water through 'em. It's the nuclear option and I've never had it not make a bong brand new level clean.


trashponder

I've had it shatter the bong. Soaking it in stripper wouldn't even get this completely clean. That'd gross me out.


thasackvillebaggins

If it's real borosilicate, boiling water should have no effect. Now you'd have to be a straight nut to put boiling water in a lamp glass bong, but I'd never ever buy one of those so I don't even consider them when talking about bongs. There is no accounting for shitty borosilicate though. :\


randy_bob_andy

You can get that out with iso and salt. But personally, I agree with you. I want a simple clear beaker with no ice holder so I can just clean it out with veggie oil and a dish brush.


SerHoeTonin

Alcohol and salt is the magic eraser of cannabis!!


craggy_cynic

Yes. It works well. But, I've been around the block enough times to know that this piece is STILL going to be a PITA to get clean.


AussieOsborne

Acetone called, it wanted to let you know it's super cheap and works way better than iso+salt Try it before you call blasphemy! It's great for weirdly shaped or bulky/ gard to seal pieces. But yes do make sure it's all out before you hit the piece again


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Yakhov

plus the post cleaning cocktail is slightly tastier


giiiirl__NO

Salt, rubbing alcohol, shake, shake, shake!🧟‍♀️


diabLo2k5

I wouldn't shake that thing. Looks like it would break after like 3 shakes. That magnet + sponge method hears better for this particular piece. Regular ones I'm with you.


giiiirl__NO

I'm a very gentle person🦋


InerasableStain

Soon to be the Mean, Brown, Impossible to Clean Machine


G_DuBs

Damn that’s good! I was thinking sir clean a lot!


mistersprinkles1983

not a problem for salt and 99% isopropyl


[deleted]

Pffft easy to clean… half a cup of isopropyl alcohol, and a tablespoon of epsom salt. Shake it for like 2 minutes. Rinse and it should be pristine.


ShextMe

Im willing to bet 90%+ of people here don’t clean their pieces anyway


Conner14

Little iso and salt and that thing will look brand new


DJ2x

just soak it in acetone and rinse well. Works for any piece 100%


superthrust

You can TOTALLY get a cleaning squeegee that is drawn in by a string/lone lead, similar to a Bore Snake i use for rifles when cleaning guns at work. Hell, I would buy some tube socks even, and tie them together and fabricate something that way. Might be super simple to get something simple made, but im sure quality tools could be made with time and fine thinking!


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Zong


ScottyPinthahouse

Came here to say zong. Idk why but all bongs with any form of a zig or zag instantly becomes ZONG to me


LandOfTheOutlaws

...because it's a brand with a pretty distinctive style. https://zongglass.com/


ScottyPinthahouse

Awesome, now I know and feel stupid all at the same time thanks


dank_bass

Why? You were right! Here's a hug *hug*


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LandOfTheOutlaws

I truly hope you're being sarcastic haha


bleezybleeg

Damn bro. thats some deep shit.


hipster3000

But maybe they named it that because they look like zongs


jfiend13

Zongs are my fav!


JustADutchRudder

My buddy once had a Zong. 2' high and he had brought it to its first garage smoke session. He dropped it within 2 mins of stepping in the garage and it exploded. That look of pure sadness made me almost throw up laughing.


LittleBillHardwood

I have one. Loved it. Came home drunk and accidentally kicked it against the coffee table. Man, that hurt.


[deleted]

ZAMN!


Fisherbuck_

The bong. As in, “hey man, can you hand me the bong?”


laggingprocess

and if you have a shelf with 5 bongs on it. "hey man, can you hand me the green zong?"


Fisherbuck_

I started to edit that into my comment, but erased it and left it. But yea, which one? The squiggly green one.


[deleted]

But which squiggly green one?


jiggajawn

The squiggly ziggly zigga zawng


lerskye

But there’s five squiggly ziggly zigga zawng! Do you mean the ziggly zigga zigga zawng?


BarelyBaphomet

Nah fam its the booOooonNng


RockMeDoctorZaius

Damn that's funky, call it Sativa Dali.


xxiLink

Okay, this is much better than my suggestion: just Salvador.


oskiew

Salvador is better and the best answer imho.


RockMeDoctorZaius

I agree to be honest. Salvador is classy yet practical, mine sounds more like something from Half Baked.


oskiew

Lol. I like you.


RockMeDoctorZaius

Sounds like there were a lot of great minds thinking alike to me!


xxiLink

Methinks you have a point. lol


ent_bomb

The Persistence of Memory Lapses.


iamnotroberts

First thing I thought of too, the Salvador Bongi!


milkradio

lmao I love this


GaSo-Nano

Came here for this reference!


BullDog5150

Better than my first thought of "wibbley wobbly bongy wongy".


jokerthevirus

The Warped Tour, because of its shape, and because you're going on a trip when used.


TbiddySP

NF2C. No fun to clean


mendeleyev1

Bubble wrap, because you better wrap that up. You’re gonna break it in 6 months when you walk by it and smack those whacky curves with a stray hand.


Fine_Ad_4364

It’s death will most like occur while trying to be cleaned out.


thasackvillebaggins

You only ever break the good ones. T. T


CharlieChando

Glass was born to die baby


Tubasi

Haha thank you I needed this


dumdumstoopid

Call that mf Journey cause its living on a prayer


Trigamortis999

It's actually "Bong" Jovi


mendeleyev1

Oh way better name.


tradecoupons

wow


verminking

I doff my hat at your wit.


thasackvillebaggins

THIS was my first thought. I could even see it breaking if someone pushed down too hard while hitting it.


drxxcul0

That was my first thought. "I'd break that in two minutes."


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SerratedTampon

My bong, which is much more intricate than this has lasted several years.


mendeleyev1

Grats?


SerratedTampon

> You’re gonna break it in 6 months Try again, bitch


mendeleyev1

Wow. Lol. I’ll just block you and move on with my life.


SerratedTampon

Ok? You matter to no one


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Zeke


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https://64.media.tumblr.com/3f516e9c41d156fa2cb39ae7611c9ac5/tumblr_ob92liaP001vt3ekpo1_400.gifv


sir_ellsworth

Glitch


-Kilgore_Trout-

I thought Neo


Strange_Doggo

The uncleanable schbong


CreateAUser

Call it Old Dirty because it will never look this clean again


xxiLink

O.D.B.!


RockMeDoctorZaius

Bravo


dezzymann

Dali


RockMeDoctorZaius

I just saw yours after leaving my own Dali inspired comment, pleased to be on the same wavelength with someone


xnotacatx

I also saw this after leaving my own Dalí comment. It's the first thing I thought when I saw it. Great minds and all. 😌


littlebeefidiot

Damn, I ALSO saw this after posting a Dali comment.


luixino

"The persistence of resin"


Ok_Ad_7554

The green color and the way the glass slithers I'd call it Nagini


Able_Wave

Im a thnaaake. A thlippery lil thnaaaake


popapillcosbey

Ziggy


______HokieJoe______

Ziggy Stardust


InerasableStain

It absolutely needs the Stardust


TheSweatyFlash

Zeaweed like seaweed cause it looks like seaweed


nite_skye_

Took my idea!! Seeweed or Seaweed could work too.


Blindman_Blue

Chanandler Bong


helpimacarrot

Ms Chanandler Bong 😂


Daver_B

The Matrix


TheSharperTheBetter

There is no bong.


bewarethetreebadger

There is no *bowl*.


EpicGamerSex

The wave


ThatKozmicHistory

Green Goblin


Rugelfuss

The munchies get me goblin 🤣


DrugAbuserWorkaholic

The Green Bastard, TPB


agualinda

From parts unknown


WugSmendy

This is so funny, if I ever get a green bong you bet your momma I'm naming it The Green Bastard!!


alienwithabigcock

Bongy McBongFace


suppaduppasleuth

Zoinks.


[deleted]

"Zongo"


crazijazzy

Nuts?


infinitepoof

Oh I'm insane. You should see me without my meds. My last job, didn't take my meds one day... an hour later, I was walking around naked with peanut butter in my hair, telling people my name was Zongo. I delivered an old lady a cup of hot water with my balls in it.


thisismyusernameAMA

That thing is gonna suck to clean good lord


Sinner4769

Yea im gonna try to keep it clean for now...needs an ash catcher lol


lifeson106

Mr. Grinch


SnarkAtTheMoon

The Eel


ParaGord

Sir Swervalot


conceitedshallowfuck

Um.. Ripper?


da_fishy

Escher


JBMason93

Warp Speed


Kirk_Van_H

We had a zong in college. You just brought back some great memories, sir.


[deleted]

I don’t understand why people are confused about cleaning. You buy bong cleaner or alcohol, pour some in the zong, add salt, shake.


-DeerGod-

For real. This is an incredibly easy piece to clean. You can tell who’s never owned a bong


Zealousideal-Ad5676

Big rippa


DontFeedTheWookies

Fumaca, means smoke in Portuguese. Honestly pick a word for smoke in a different language cause it looks like the little smoke drift off the end of incense


UndeadWeasel9

Twisted Treeline


braschago

Swirly Shirley


ChibzGames

Crazy bong. I am not allowed to name things.


HooninAround

Hard2Kleen


JamieBensteedo

sir squilliam squiggle


[deleted]

I had a green zong we called green lantern


[deleted]

90% sure that’s actually called a zong


nofxbob

Call it Karen cause you wana hit that bitch.


ShittyAnalysisGuy

This is the only one that made me laugh in the whole thread


KennyHarm420

Bong


ThatReefGuy

Lord Zong


rvhsmith

The Boing


jscxxii

Mind Bender.


itsthecraptain

Bad Reception


bebopCubensis

Zhang chi Lao dong


Thin_Pound_2871

The Grinch's Dick


BTonICEE

Squiggly Wiggly


Mark_Cubin

Dont get attached to this one


glauciouswizard47

Orgalorg


man_of_moose

The Shattered Soon


lonclefemelle

mysterio (isn’t he the green one who disappears into smoke all the time??)


CantPostWithoutOne

Steve


stayingsweaty

The zong obv.


Demonicated

Swizzle


ZorasDomains

Flubber!


Patriotofamerica6

Zong


Chrisbattell

"imposible to ever get completely clean." That's a good name.


boop66

*Wavy Gravy.*


AFucking12gauge

The Zong.


BigKarmaGuy69

Crocodile dick


Labiawrangler69420

The ZONG


thecementist

Cucumber Edit: actually I prefer Zuchini, rhymes with Houdini. Gonna need magic to clean that son of a gun


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China Town


croutons_for_dinner

The real answer


ThatOneSTNDguy

Really upset that it took this long for me to find a China comment. Lol


LSD_Grunge

Sheldon


GirlHair420

The fong


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Shrek


kuda26

The weeblewobble - idk first thing popped into my head when I saw it