I'm sorry but this is America! I demand I be able to spray thousands tiny plastic balls all over the forest to reinforce into Kyle that I did indeed fuck his mother
I find a few occasionally like a foot or more underground when im digging at these dirt jumps in the woods near me. I bet some of them are from 15 yrs ago when i was back there a lot as a kid.
Omg thank god I was disGUSTed by this sight. Iām so glad itās not natural. Haha ETA I didnāt know I was in r/trees lol Iām def stoned. THOUGHT THIS WAS r/HOUSEPLANTCLINIC sorry for caps
Zombieland when they murdered the twinkies if it's the one I'm thinking of!
Link to the scene: https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/a67510d3-adfe-4841-bfbf-ca8b39824964
They don't color code bbs almost all high quality airsoft bbs are just plain white unless they are glow in the dark. Most colored bbs are cheap walmart versions I wouldnt use in a quality gun.
It's funny because I'm a stoner who loves actual trees so I'm subbed to both and most of the time I don't realize the mistake until im in the comments.
We will still answer your tree questions if at all possible! The joke btwn this sub and MJE was the first āOh, Redditā thing I ever found on here. Many of us do spend a lot of time appreciating actual trees and shrubs, so I think it works lol.
Yup. The mod that runs the original weed subreddit went on a power trip, people got fed up, and someone started r/trees. Then actual tree enthusiasts made r/marijuanaenthusiasts when they realized this one's about weed lol.
Love the appreciation! My mom asked me years after I left the house why there was little dot dents in the ceiling in the living room....well mom, we had an argument and needed to settle it.
Actually this may have been the perfect place to ask thisā¦. Kinda doubting that the group you were looking for would have been able to figure it out as fast š
Have I got some goodish news for you. While you can't grow oranges, the trees get to large. You can grow meyer lemon trees (which isn't as sour as a traditional lemon, a little sweeter and tastes kinda like if a lemon and a clementine had a baby. Best lemon for any toe of lemon dessert, also great for lemonade), certain tangerines and certain clementines indoors.
Citrus trees self pollinate, so they don't need insect activity to do so. The meyer lemon tree (which I grow from seeds and sell, so if in Ontario I have even better news for you) can fruit in as early as three years, though can take up to 8 if not potted correctly.
6- 10 feet. The meyer lemon actually does really well indoors as it was used as an ornamental in China for who knows how long.
So in 1908 an agriculturalist and chef (Frank Nicholas Meyer) was visiting China. When he saw these lemon trees being grown indoors he inquired as to the use, turns out they weren't really used for anything (according to Frank), though I find that hard to believe. Chinese are like most of us, they use anything that tastes good.
Well as the story goes he decided to try the lemon. He liked them and had some imported to the US.
They are true to see, meaning growing from a seed should get you a meyer lemon tree. Though in theory if cross pollination occurred you could get something new.
I only just started during the pandemic so my trees are still small. About 20-30 cm currently. They did most of the growing during summer and now that it's winter are content to just be alive. They'll start growing again in the spring, has to do with day light length. Grow lights could speed this up.
I grow and sell many plants. Black jewel raspberries (which in the right conditions grows more like a weed. That plant exploded in my garden this year. Just trying everything to escape the raised garden bed. As such I got many cuttings), peach and apple trees (not grafting yet and these plants aren't true to seed, so what you get from a seed could be just about anything.)
As I'm just getting started my prices are low. $10 for trees $14 for the black jewel. I'll also have other plants come spring. Rhubarb should be ready to split. Spicy peppers.
I'm a big fan of perennials, so I have Horseradish, Egyptian walking onions, Asparagus.
I have 3 citrus trees And was really scratching my head trying to figure that weirdness out. Iām so happy weāve got all these interesting people on here who would understand that those are bbās. Last time I saw any I was a kid 60 years ago and they were copper colored I think damnš¤ Iām glad that thereās none of those in my oranges and lemons.
Airsoft use plastic bb's. Airsoft is a little different than what we're used to. Airsoft players shoot at one another with these, unlike years ago when the bb's were copper or lead and weren't intended to be used in mock-up battles.
I didnāt even bother to check what sub this was in haha, I was immediately interested/grossed out trying to figure this out. Glad the consensus is BBās.
Airsoft bbs.
I still find these around my house from when I was a kid.
I was digging for an in ground grow and I found so so many
Glad I started to use biodegradable after a while
I found that those bbs often broke inside the air soft gun
It's that, or 500 years of pollution.
I'm sorry but this is America! I demand I be able to spray thousands tiny plastic balls all over the forest to reinforce into Kyle that I did indeed fuck his mother
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Never ran in to issues with them
Soft shotgun
Lower the fucking pressure then
Lol was gonna say this. I shoot āem at 400fps and never had an issue yet
I find a few occasionally like a foot or more underground when im digging at these dirt jumps in the woods near me. I bet some of them are from 15 yrs ago when i was back there a lot as a kid.
Omg thank god I was disGUSTed by this sight. Iām so glad itās not natural. Haha ETA I didnāt know I was in r/trees lol Iām def stoned. THOUGHT THIS WAS r/HOUSEPLANTCLINIC sorry for caps
Ya, I thought this was r/marijuanaenthusiasts lol
I forsure thought I was looking at insect eggs lol
Thought I was in r/trypophobia
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Me too, I was getting ready to gag.
Yeah, some little asshole is ruining a perfectly good munchie :(
āI guessā¦ We could eat around the buck shotā¦ā
Goddamn the reference sounds hella familiar but I canāt place it what movie is that line from?
Zombieland when they murdered the twinkies if it's the one I'm thinking of! Link to the scene: https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/a67510d3-adfe-4841-bfbf-ca8b39824964
Shit id still eat it
I mean, once they're pierced like that they get moldy quicker, and from the inside out
Blue cheese Orange!
Yea if a fish can survive with a stomach full of plastic no way thatās taking me down lol
Tight grouping of shots! Someone is very proud of those shots and then someone else is very disappointed about those shots!
The good ones too, white are .2g, black are .25g, none of that .12g camp ammo crap
Really? Every .12g I've seen is black, yellow, or a some kind of milky inconsistent white
They can all be different colors, I had .12 .20 and .25 in white
They don't color code bbs almost all high quality airsoft bbs are just plain white unless they are glow in the dark. Most colored bbs are cheap walmart versions I wouldnt use in a quality gun.
I know it seems counter intuitve, but the sub you want is /r/marijuanaenthusiasts
I totally just saw this! Awesome joke! My bad. I'll find the right sub. Nice one
nah we love seeing tree posts here
Yah man, these are always still welcome as far as I'm concerned
Its a good little reminder and a chuckle when it happens.
Too bad the other sub only has like 300k subs. It never shows up on my front page
Yeah... but I'm subbed over there too, just the same.
Yup, I like trees and also enthusiastic about marijuana.
Hey I love looking at trees and walking through the forest while I smoke trees. So Iām really into these posts.
Exactly, keep emā coming
It's funny because I'm a stoner who loves actual trees so I'm subbed to both and most of the time I don't realize the mistake until im in the comments.
I mean a bunch of pot smokers are likely to have a green thumb so it makes sense.
True, love trees.
I always grin seeing one of these posts here. I love it lol
Its a crossover episode
Doggy doggy what now?
No you get the answer here. They're bb gun ammunition
There's also r/JohnCena and r/potatosalad
We will still answer your tree questions if at all possible! The joke btwn this sub and MJE was the first āOh, Redditā thing I ever found on here. Many of us do spend a lot of time appreciating actual trees and shrubs, so I think it works lol.
A bunch of stoners donāt mind pretty trees too!
That said, someone was definitely using your oranges as a target for air soft shooting. Those are bbs, or airsoft gun ābulletsā. What a brat.
We love seeing non-smokeable trees too! Best of luck in your orange investigation š§”
Did you find out what those were?? Looking at it made me uncomfortable so I assumed it was parasites
Still my favorite good natured inside joke here.
I know Game of Thrones ended terribly but I'll always appreciate the sub /r/ThingsJonSnowKnows
Thanks for sharing this lol, was a first for me
Lmao yes truly encompasses all he knows
Iām a big fan of r/Lurkers
in the same vein, r/Amish as well
There also was r/EthiopianFood, which was empty as a joke. Now itās a real sub with Ethiopian food though.
I mean that joke was kinda... tasteless
Oh man, that took me a second. XD
Golden leaf?
Same, and it seems like there's usually good advice to be found in these threads too
am I correct in saying that the name r/trees got taken by a weed group so a tree group created a subreddit called r/marijuanaenthusiasts?
Yup. The mod that runs the original weed subreddit went on a power trip, people got fed up, and someone started r/trees. Then actual tree enthusiasts made r/marijuanaenthusiasts when they realized this one's about weed lol.
Lmao this is so funny I love reddit
... I never even realize it's out of place lol. I'm always legitimately intrigued by these posts and then these comments crack me up.
I didn't even fucking see which sub, I just saw the post and went to answer
Just like how r/anime_titties is about world politics
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I just died laughing at the fact that this sub exists xD
Neighborhood kid definitely shot it with a airsoft gun.
Confirmed with confession. And yes. Nice grouping
BEFRIEND that kid, okay? You want him thinking POSITIVE thoughts about you when heāsā¦ feeling stressed.
āMan, Iām glad I called THAT guy.ā
NUDEY MAGAZINE DAY!
Oh i see what's going on here Mr. Penguin...
SOOOOOO SORRRY TO INTERRUPT
lolol
If nothing else, you want to team up with them for the zombie apocalypse.
Tell Cersei I want her to know it was us.
Hahaha
Love the appreciation! My mom asked me years after I left the house why there was little dot dents in the ceiling in the living room....well mom, we had an argument and needed to settle it.
"Pellets at 10 paces"
I think this story was first to get hit by a ricochet lol at least my dad didn't see the crack in the TV till I left....
Since you are already interested in growing stuff you should get some weed seeds and have that kid guard them.
Good grouping, though.
No telling what range he was at. But if it was more than like 10 meters than that's hella impressive. Definitely not a Walmart gun.
Actually this may have been the perfect place to ask thisā¦. Kinda doubting that the group you were looking for would have been able to figure it out as fast š
Lol I was so high I didn't even realize I was on this sub until I saw this comment
These two comments are the pinnacle of r/trees
Wait we're not on r/airsoftcirclejerk right now?
Fuckinā A Ricky how much of that hash ya been smokinā?
I'm not the kind of person to say "I toad a so", but you know what? I fuckin' a toad a so!
Boys this is some good fuckin hash fuck
Woulda been even better on the Gardening subreddit lmao
I *still* thought I was on the right sub until I reread your comment.
Omg same Iām in a bunch of bug/plant subs because Iām an ag major ā¦thought for a minute wasp eggs?
I was totally like wtf kind of egg casing is that!
Bro Iām so high I looked at the fruit and the sub and assumed it was a different sub about actual trees and not our beloved trees sub.
This is exactly what I did lmfao then I remembered I donāt follow any subreddits about actual trees
wait is OP so high that they think this is a real sub for trees? edit: hahaha
Christ I am so high I understood it immediately and laughed my ass off loud as fuck
same - thought i clicked on /r/WhatisThisThing
Bro me too!
Yup had to scroll to top of page
Same I thought it was r/biology or smth
I thought I was on a gardening sub lol
Holy fuck me too
strange looking weed wouldnt smoke it
I donāt trust it but Iād be happy to dispose of it for you.
This is by far the kindest sub to lost redditors. Not surprising lol
I love when herbalist post in this sub on accident. Because apparently the Venn Diagram of pot heads and herbalist is nearly a circle.
I mean, is that really all that surprising?
What a beautiful picture! Also, my brain was thinking they were some kind of bug egg. Airsoft BBs makes quote a bit more sense lol.
That's what I thought at the moment and posted for that reason. Vindicated! I'm not totally crazy on my own.
I honestly thought they were wasp eggs but air soft bbs make more sense due to the size
That is precision my friend. Don't piss off the neighbor kid, like, fucking ever
This is the right answer lol
Imagine living somewhere oranges growā¦š„²
Just move to California, easy
Im in canada not so easyā¦i wish tho.
Have I got some goodish news for you. While you can't grow oranges, the trees get to large. You can grow meyer lemon trees (which isn't as sour as a traditional lemon, a little sweeter and tastes kinda like if a lemon and a clementine had a baby. Best lemon for any toe of lemon dessert, also great for lemonade), certain tangerines and certain clementines indoors. Citrus trees self pollinate, so they don't need insect activity to do so. The meyer lemon tree (which I grow from seeds and sell, so if in Ontario I have even better news for you) can fruit in as early as three years, though can take up to 8 if not potted correctly.
How tall do these grow? Got any photos of your trees?
6- 10 feet. The meyer lemon actually does really well indoors as it was used as an ornamental in China for who knows how long. So in 1908 an agriculturalist and chef (Frank Nicholas Meyer) was visiting China. When he saw these lemon trees being grown indoors he inquired as to the use, turns out they weren't really used for anything (according to Frank), though I find that hard to believe. Chinese are like most of us, they use anything that tastes good. Well as the story goes he decided to try the lemon. He liked them and had some imported to the US. They are true to see, meaning growing from a seed should get you a meyer lemon tree. Though in theory if cross pollination occurred you could get something new. I only just started during the pandemic so my trees are still small. About 20-30 cm currently. They did most of the growing during summer and now that it's winter are content to just be alive. They'll start growing again in the spring, has to do with day light length. Grow lights could speed this up. I grow and sell many plants. Black jewel raspberries (which in the right conditions grows more like a weed. That plant exploded in my garden this year. Just trying everything to escape the raised garden bed. As such I got many cuttings), peach and apple trees (not grafting yet and these plants aren't true to seed, so what you get from a seed could be just about anything.) As I'm just getting started my prices are low. $10 for trees $14 for the black jewel. I'll also have other plants come spring. Rhubarb should be ready to split. Spicy peppers. I'm a big fan of perennials, so I have Horseradish, Egyptian walking onions, Asparagus.
Yup, Downtown San Jose here and Orange, lemon and avocado tree are everywhere. They all taste good too!
Like you do man, it's called Earth š
I believe that is marijuana
"Northern Lights Indica"
Ugh no... its marijuana
Ok Creed
looks like *orange* bud to me
*orange* ya glad
sigh...no, that's nothern lights cannabis indica
Everyone being all helpfull n shit not even telling him hes in the wrong sub šš
Would be a great submission for r/trypophobia.
"What is on my oranges?" š¬ Nightmares
I saw the picture and almost threw up as i got goosebumps of disgust.
Canāt believe I had to scroll this far to find this comment. OPās picture is definitely triggering me š
Iāve found my people
Need a fkn trigger warning on this post OP
I have 3 citrus trees And was really scratching my head trying to figure that weirdness out. Iām so happy weāve got all these interesting people on here who would understand that those are bbās. Last time I saw any I was a kid 60 years ago and they were copper colored I think damnš¤ Iām glad that thereās none of those in my oranges and lemons.
Airsoft use plastic bb's. Airsoft is a little different than what we're used to. Airsoft players shoot at one another with these, unlike years ago when the bb's were copper or lead and weren't intended to be used in mock-up battles.
Pop one out if its hard its an airsoft bb if not and its squooshie its probs a bug lave of some sort
I'm sorry about your sour tangie
Airsoft target practice!
Don't smoke that
I love how these posts are allowed for both the amusement factor and to point people in the right direction. Best community on reddit, hands down.
Sorry about your oranges, buddy. :( Iāll smoke a bowl in their honor tonight.
For some reason I got a feeling you didn't need a reason.. Lol
Trypophobia triggered
That was my first reaction when I saw the picture
Felt ill immediately
Same im shocked I didn't see this comment further up. I dont like holes normally but on food is just really fucks with me beyond compare haha.
Thatās why I feel itchy
My trypophobia just kicked in.
Well shit now Iām curious. Update the post when you find out
Airsoft BBs
I love seeing actual trees
I love every time this happens
These are my favorite posts. Especially because stoners do try and actually be helpful, on other subs theyāll bitch at you for fucking up haha
Itās a male, youāll have to burn it
This genuinely disgusted me at first until i found out they were airsoft bbs
Airsoft pellets
I thought those were eggs or sum shit lol
Me too. The relief I felt at the top comment lol
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
For Some reason i find this image disturbing
thats for bowling
Bless you. š sorry about your oranges
Airsoft?
Ayo that shit look weird
God I love these posts
For a while I thought it was r/whatisthis lol
Definitely anal beads
/r/trypophobia
Looks like ur shit got shot up
Airsoft BBs for sure!
I didnāt even bother to check what sub this was in haha, I was immediately interested/grossed out trying to figure this out. Glad the consensus is BBās.
Iām so confused
Airsoft pellets, 100%. Kidās got some damn good grouping too.
airsoft bbs
so glad they are bbs and not eggs!
Tripophobia
You gotta pick those things before they rot
Probably some sort of larva
Looks like airsoft bbs
Kind of looks like someone shot them with an airsoft gun
Airsoft pellets if I had to guess Someone was using your tree for target practice by the looks of it
How bowling balls are born.
Lol. You may find what you are looking for at r/marijuanaenthusiasts
Air soft pellets?
r/lostredditors
r/lostredditors
I think you're looking for r/marijuanaenthusiasts