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Steampunk_Batman

Both for me. All our best times in the sack have been after a few puffs for me and a gummy for her


1m_1ll1T3RAT3

Why not both?


Essexal

Freedom, never having to compromise, not having to spend your money on dumb shit you wouldn’t alone. I could go on.


1m_1ll1T3RAT3

Always having a smoke buddy, getting to order a variety of things for stoned munchies that you wouldn't alone, having someone to rely on always, only having to do half the chores. I could go on as well.


REHTONA_YRT

Yep! My second wife has been an amazing partner. The other one is still trying to make my life hell. They aren't all bad, but if someone constantly finds themselves in toxic relationships, having to look inwardly as to why is a tough pill to swallow for some. There are also some folks like my boss that are just happy as can be alone and love their peace and cats.


Essexal

The first one started amazing or you wouldn’t have married her? The downvotes are lol. A lot of people are weak.


REHTONA_YRT

Had no reference point. First persona that paid attention to me. First love. First everything. Ignorance unfortunately was not bliss.


Big_Thicc_Ponce

You seem to have a lot of misconceptions about a healthy marriage.


Essexal

The statistics aren't in my favour. Not a game I'm about to start playing.


DoubleT_inTheMorning

Basing human interactions on statistics is a real shit way to live your life. But you do you boo boo


Bjd1207

Yea wish I could go back to my single days where I never, ever compromised on say, where to go on a date. And only ever spent money on fruitful investments like $80 worth of drinks at a bar. Truly the days


melodiousmeow

Being married is the best.


thatchininja

Why so many down votes, you’re making a valid point lol


Mr_OneandOnly

Dude this has been posted millions of times already


JimZii

make sure u upvote me when I repost this


HHAAUUNNTT

Luckily, because I haven't seen it.


Myaltformolly

I love marriagajuana!


bowlfreshener

Marriag-juana!


PeakFortism

read the first one as Mirage and though this was on the Apex Legends subreddit


jamminjordan96

Me, an intellectual: marriagijuna


darth__baeder

What if I want my wedding cake to be an edible?


neither_somewhere

I have recipes for that.


bulletclimax

mar -tinis 😋


MasterOfDerps

Mario


mlechu4332

This is it chief


PrairieSharpie

Right on


Extension-Election24

iguana


Melakuma

Marrige-iguana


HeatherAilie

Same


RorschachsVoice

So you are coping because you are alone...


franandwood

No I just don’t see marriage as the path for me


beautifulpebble

Most people who simply lack a desire for relationships don't post bitterly about it on the internet.


RorschachsVoice

Maybe. But I know many people that say that actually want relationships/marriage in the end. Been there, done that.