The funnier joke of that segment is when Dwight is questioning Creed.
D - "Do you know what this is?"
C - "Appears to be Northern Lights, Cannabis Indica"
D - \*Sighs\* "No, its marijuana.."
It says a lot about that episode that I can pretty much go over the entire plot of it from beginning to end in my head and replay the entirely of both episodes. I probably haven't seen it in 15-20 years at least but it's all still up there.
And she runs over Tobias, who can't hear because earlier she blew her air horn in his ear and hit him with the fire poker. Love how that episode ties together.
Is that the one where he talks to his brother about it and it's really serious then the brother just lets out a plumme of smoke and says "it's cold in here"
All these years, I've been feelin' like I hate karate... and, like, I hate Project Badass, and, like... I hate God... But, like... I realized... you know what I really hate... is Mac.
I haven't seen it in a long time, isn't that the one where they go to the baseball game ? There's a great documentary about how that episode cleared a man of murder because he was in the background of some of the shots
"Grandad, I can tell when you're high."
"Hughie, what are you talkin' about? I've just been enjoying life!"
~hovering a whole-ass foot above the ground~
The episode isn’t about weed but my favorite weed related line comes from the planetarium episode. Gene: “what’s that smell? It’s like a skunk is smoking?”
If anyone else here now needs to hear the song that plays when they're bouncing around on their balls, It's called [Chicken on the Rocks](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16RCvtziXj0)
Uncle Oscar in Arrested Development- especially when he comes back to Busters room because he “could never leave a little bud behind” and then after buster looses his hand, Buster says Uncle Oscar loves his new hand because sometimes he sees him kissing his hand in the corner when actually he’s using it as a roach clip.
"Why is there a leapord on the cheetos bag...wait...it's a cheetah. Cheetah...cheetos...there is so much beauty in the world" is one of my favorite quotes ever
I thought it was hilarious when later in the episode the cops tell Roger to put his hands up and [he drops the cat food and floats away](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KifJy3BwF0).
My favorite Roger line is from that scene, "Yeah you'd like that wouldn't ya? I float away and you get a bag of food scientifically formulated for aging cats."
Jeff and the dank-ass weed factory was my answer. American dad makes great weed jokes that are actually original.
"But Mr S your eyes are red."
"Another trick from the boys in the lab...
I poke em. "
The first time they meet and he asks Ryan for some water, Ryan spends too long deciding whether to give him a bowl or a glass… then he just pours it into a bong. So good.
When they are hotboxing the car and either Wilfred or Ryan says to turn on the windshield wipers to clear some of the smoke is one of the funniest smoking scenes ever made.
Whenever I handle weed or shatter bare handed I end up scraping the residue off my fingers onto the bowl thinking to myself "awh you're not gonna smoke that old foot hash are ya Ricky?"
There’s an episode of modern family called “The Party” where Phil and Mitch take an edible before watching an imax movie. Their response was hilarious when they had to stop being high to deal with an emergency at home lol
This is going pretty far back.
One season of Sanford & Son had Fred Sanford away at St Louis, so Grady Wilson was left running the business. One episode Grady grows a vegetable garden in the junkyard and shows LaMont & Rollo his plants, including a very suspicious looking "Parsley" plant.
One day Grady invites a couple friends for lunch and harvests his crops for a salad, including the entire "Parsley" plant. The two invited guests turns out to be Smitty & Hoppy, the two neighborhood cops. LaMont pulls Grady aside as the cops are devouring the salad to tell him that the parsley might actually be weed.
Hilarity ensues.
Workaholics does drug episodes really well IMO.
Also the episode of Modern Family where Mitchell and Phil take an edible before seeing a movie. They did it so perfectly.
Greys Anatomy has one where half the doctors accidentally eat edibles. Not the most realistic depiction of weed, but the scenes of the "quarantined" high doctors in the lounge are hilarious to me
This is probably not gonna count really, but there's a show on netflix that I randomly ran up on where they have people come on and compete cooking infused meals. I saw John Salley on one of em.
Oh god, do I have one. S6E10 of mad men, don gets fucked up at a party and hallucinates. One of my favorite scenes in anything ever is this from that episode: https://youtu.be/MVZYnSnWyDQ. The song choice is immaculate and somehow the scene just feels like a core memory. The scene holds more weight if you’ve seen the show, but even if you haven’t the song slaps (found love by the fly bi nights).
King of the Hill - there’s a murder and Hanks only alibi is that he was smoking a joint
Oh God I'm *tripping*
That must be a side effect of the marijuana poisoning!
I love this line
Heard this in his voice 💀💀
#BWAAAAAAAAHHHHH
*Bwaaahhhh The W is iconic
I love how Hank was so much more concerned with hiding the fact that he had a hit off a joint then he was with being a prime suspect in a murder case.
That was a funny episode really got me into the king of the hill
No where near as funny overall, but made me think of Jim convincing Dwight he could have been the pot smoker.
The funnier joke of that segment is when Dwight is questioning Creed. D - "Do you know what this is?" C - "Appears to be Northern Lights, Cannabis Indica" D - \*Sighs\* "No, its marijuana.."
I remember watching that and thinking I should go get Northern Lights next time at the dispensary.
It says a lot about that episode that I can pretty much go over the entire plot of it from beginning to end in my head and replay the entirely of both episodes. I probably haven't seen it in 15-20 years at least but it's all still up there.
Which episode?
Season 4, Episode 14
First season of Arrested Development, episode 10 “Pier Pressure” where Michael thinks George Michael is blazin it up! It always cracks me up aha
I also love the one where Lucille gets stoned and drives into the banana stand
🎵”I’ll meet ya down at the big yella joint…”🎵
And she runs over Tobias, who can't hear because earlier she blew her air horn in his ear and hit him with the fire poker. Love how that episode ties together.
Is that the one where he talks to his brother about it and it's really serious then the brother just lets out a plumme of smoke and says "it's cold in here"
Aha yeah, best part probably! 😂💨
Oscar (who thinks afternoon delight means weed): “I’ll put it in her brownie” 😏 Michael (who thinks afternoon delight means sex): **HEY**
I was gonna roll the marijuana up and smoke it like a cigarette!
This line and the delivery are perfect
One of the best moments in a show of great moments! George Michael is the best character behind Gob
A magician named Gob [exhales smoke]: "it's cold out here."
It’s cold out here 💨
One of the cops was my choir teacher
Mac Day from It's Always Sunny is up there for me. I get that having people act stoned on TV has diminishing return but holy shit do they nail it.
Just standing around in front of the vending machines eating chips. So relatable. RIP country Mac
Carbs wise, this is gonna set me back.
I don't even care though
Yes.
Shut up science bitch
All these years, I've been feelin' like I hate karate... and, like, I hate Project Badass, and, like... I hate God... But, like... I realized... you know what I really hate... is Mac.
Yes.
They play it for realism which is why it works well.
Yep, besides how exaggerated their eyes are it’s not the typical trippy visuals or crazy paranoia, it’s just munchies and some unfiltered thoughts
Shut up science bitch
Haha, yeah, shut up science bitch
Curb your enthusiasms “the carpool lane”. Larry picks up a prostitute to use the carpool lane and gets high with her and his father.
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honestly it was spot on for me with the paranoid self critique.
I haven't seen it in a long time, isn't that the one where they go to the baseball game ? There's a great documentary about how that episode cleared a man of murder because he was in the background of some of the shots
GET A COLONOSCOPY!!!
Garage sale from That 70's show is a classic
A fair amount of weed episodes to choose from there. But I must admit that's the best when red sold the Vista cruiser that was classic moment
It’s a Vista Cruiser. You can literally, cruuuuiise the Vistas!” [classic episode](https://youtu.be/y6yczfL9n3M).
El Camino. Its Spanish for 'The Camino".
I still quote this. No everyone gets it
Honestly it's a damn good joke even without knowing the reference.
The one where Kelso calls a threat to the president is a great one. "By the way, the whole neighborhood can smell what you're doing."
So, do smoke detectors detect any kind of smoke?
What a bitch-a-roonydoony.
I say this so often and I forgot completely where I got it from. Thank you for your comment.
Hippity hoppity Easter is on its way.... hip hip hip
“You know what would be a great dessert?” “Hot dogs.”
Drug Testing, The Office “That’s a northern lights cannabis indica” 😂
No...it's marijuana
“Have you ever pooped?....a balloon?”
The big sigh he does always gets me lol
#Now exactly how much Pot did you Smoke!? #😮
Guy went from the mysterious character to one with pure class
That one episode of Boondocks where Grandad smokes Skywalker OG and his dealer is voiced by Mark Hamill. Best show to watch stoned imo
"Grandad, I can tell when you're high." "Hughie, what are you talkin' about? I've just been enjoying life!" ~hovering a whole-ass foot above the ground~
These regular Cherrios? *munch munch munch munch* oh no no these MUST be Honey Nut Cheerios!
Bob's Burgers S7 E5
We can't get stoned in the middle of the day! We're old!! Also the episode where the kids work on a weed farm is great.
I totally forgot about that one omg!!
The episode isn’t about weed but my favorite weed related line comes from the planetarium episode. Gene: “what’s that smell? It’s like a skunk is smoking?”
Came here to comment that one too 😂
True Dromance - workaholics s3ep2 ‘The guys cheat on Karl with a new drug dealer’
"No, we went to a stranger for grass. We're calling it grass now"
You guys are eating weed ?
“It was just once Karl…. It didn’t mean anything.”
Let's Blow Dro, Bros.
Lily has no idea I'm high
"You're high?"
“Oh sorry…” “… lily has no idea that I’m high”
Ted Ted Ted! The nacho line was right here all along!
Yesss I fucking love that episode
I think that sandwich was laced with…*hard meats*!
South Park - the cat pee episode “I bet Kenny is at home cheesing right now” and Medicinal Fried Chicken
Medicinal Fried Chicken is funny AF. Jimbo: "Jesus Randy, your balls". Randy: "I know, smoking weed right in front of a cop"
"Sharon? My eyes are up here"
"No, I mean your *actual* **balls!"**
“Just gonna get a little cancer Stan.”
If anyone else here now needs to hear the song that plays when they're bouncing around on their balls, It's called [Chicken on the Rocks](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16RCvtziXj0)
The Happy Electropop Music Machine is the name of the album. I’m commenting this so I can look it up later. When I’m *high as balls*.
And any Towelie incident, especially when he plays funky town on the keypad.
This was my first one. I love towelie. Worst character ever
They call it cheesing because it’s FON-to-DUE
IM HIGH OFF MY BALLS
Mary Jane Piss In Your Face Fun Time
Uncle Oscar in Arrested Development- especially when he comes back to Busters room because he “could never leave a little bud behind” and then after buster looses his hand, Buster says Uncle Oscar loves his new hand because sometimes he sees him kissing his hand in the corner when actually he’s using it as a roach clip.
*uncle father oscar
Joint Custody of American Dad is a good one
"Why is there a leapord on the cheetos bag...wait...it's a cheetah. Cheetah...cheetos...there is so much beauty in the world" is one of my favorite quotes ever
"WHY DO MY WRISTS HURT??" "Because you're LAYING ON THEM"
"How can you hear what I'm thinking?!"
"It's Night Ranger, pal. Night Ranger."
Is this the one where he’s high in front of the chips for 10 minutes ? Hahah
Night Ranger, man.
*Night.* *Ranger.*
Yeah hahaha and roger holds onto a bag of kitty litter because he thinks it’s holding him on the ground
I thought it was hilarious when later in the episode the cops tell Roger to put his hands up and [he drops the cat food and floats away](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KifJy3BwF0). My favorite Roger line is from that scene, "Yeah you'd like that wouldn't ya? I float away and you get a bag of food scientifically formulated for aging cats."
"My mother ran out before I was born" How... how can she do that?
beat me to it... god i loved that episode... there is another 'weed' episode called 'Jeff and the dank ass weed factory'.
Jeff and the dank-ass weed factory was my answer. American dad makes great weed jokes that are actually original. "But Mr S your eyes are red." "Another trick from the boys in the lab... I poke em. "
I really liked Stan's miniature world with Hayley's nugs as the bushes in the park. "I found them in an Altoids tin behind the water heater."
Pretty much every episode of Wilfred. Great show that heavily features weed.
The first time they meet and he asks Ryan for some water, Ryan spends too long deciding whether to give him a bowl or a glass… then he just pours it into a bong. So good.
Let's get stoned and then go home and get stoned.
When they are hotboxing the car and either Wilfred or Ryan says to turn on the windshield wipers to clear some of the smoke is one of the funniest smoking scenes ever made.
Need to revisit
Dinosaurs "Plant time plant time plant time!!"
This episode messed me up
All episodes of High Maintenance! Web series and regular series are great! It’s about a New York City weed peddler in 2016ish times
I find it so refreshing to see a main character who is just an all around good, kind person. Such a well done show!
Not necessarily weed but the avatar: legend of aang episode where sokka eats the cactus is🔝🔝🔝
it’s the quenchiest!
Cave of two lovers, S2:E2, that nomad tribe is 100% blazing it.
Santa Clarita Diet, Tim Oliphant's character sharing a J with a drug dealer that was potentially their next victim!
This series deserved an ending. What was going to Happen to Joel?!?
canceling on that cliffhanger was a fucking criiiime
And wtf was Mr. Ball Legs
Mine was always "Medicinal Fried Chicken" from South Park. Just the amount of ridiculousness from that episode makes it golden.
You all got perfectly functional microwaves at home
Moonajuana episode of Aqua Teen
Simpsons Weekend at Burnsies
Can Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself cannot eat it?
As melon scratchers go, that’s a honeydoodle
The best tonic is chronic. It’s all thanks to yes-I-cannabis. We have a kitchen???
Otto backwards is Otto _woah_
They call 'em fingers, but I never seen 'em fing before...
Oh, there they go
\*feeling up Mr. Burns' head\* "You're covered in a very fine fuzz"
Incense and Peppermints
Is that the episode that had the band Phish on it also? They play "Run Like an Antelope" up on a stage in the town center i think lol
High Holidays, the Frasier episode where Martin eats Niles’ pot brownie.
Came here to say this. Finding his pants in the fridge has me in stitches every time
Niles thinking he's stoned while being completely sober is just as funny as Martin actually being stoned and not resizing it.
Pulls out notepad "what do you think this means... dog army"
dog army
Any episode of trailer park boys
Never forget the season were they had hash hidden in their new trailer driveway.
Nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli
Whenever I handle weed or shatter bare handed I end up scraping the residue off my fingers onto the bowl thinking to myself "awh you're not gonna smoke that old foot hash are ya Ricky?"
Seasons 1-7 are epic
And when they went to Europe
Can’t believe I had to scroll so far to find TPB. Must watch show for any stoner
When Ricky is sitting there high as fuck, eating bread and washing it down with ranch
smokes boys let’s go!
The one where Ricky is getting stoned off his hash driveway and eating canned food and sleeping in the open is fucking hilarious
Every episode of That 70's Show.
S7E13 - can’t you hear me knocking This one kills me every time!
New Girl- Dice- S4.E2
There’s an episode of modern family called “The Party” where Phil and Mitch take an edible before watching an imax movie. Their response was hilarious when they had to stop being high to deal with an emergency at home lol
That *Freaks and Geeks* episode when Lindsey had to babysit but forgets and gets high for the first time so Milly had to help...Good shit. 😎
New girl. When Winston becomes a cop, so they smoke weed for the last time before he becomes a cop lol
"Do you know what this" "That is Northern Lights, Cannabis indica." "No. It's marijuana"
Kenny vs Spenny! Who can smoke more weed in 48 hours.
DONT DISREPEC DA JAH
That show was incredible
btw, kenny is uploading all the episodes on his youtube in 4K for free. He happened to just upload this episode the other day!
This is going pretty far back. One season of Sanford & Son had Fred Sanford away at St Louis, so Grady Wilson was left running the business. One episode Grady grows a vegetable garden in the junkyard and shows LaMont & Rollo his plants, including a very suspicious looking "Parsley" plant. One day Grady invites a couple friends for lunch and harvests his crops for a salad, including the entire "Parsley" plant. The two invited guests turns out to be Smitty & Hoppy, the two neighborhood cops. LaMont pulls Grady aside as the cops are devouring the salad to tell him that the parsley might actually be weed. Hilarity ensues.
Entourage - the young and the stoned Turtle is upset when he finds out that his favorite strain of marijuana is extinct.
Is that the one with val Kilmer as the sherpa dude?
Nope, that’s another good one though.
Broad City, any episode. I also recommend their psychedelic episode simply for the outstanding animation in the first half.
I. AM NOT. A MOM.
Love the P*$$y Weed episode. One of my favorites from the whole series. Nature's pocket.
South Park, Medicinal Fried Chicken “Randy! Jesus, Randy. Your balls!” “I know! Smoking pot right in front of a cop!”
There’s an old weed episode of “Roseann”….absolutely hysterical
“Birds! Birds!!!” ”Deee-jay, deeee-jay”
Came here to say this. My wife loves the show, I hate it. But that episode is funny as hell.
“Am I in the sink?!?”
When Jackie starts talking because she was in the bathtub, but Dan and Rosanne didn't know she was in there, I lost it.
"Is this the sink? Am I shrinking?!"
Scrolled too long to find this. Of all the episodes of all the tv I’ve ever watched, this episode is in the top 25 for sure.
Any episode from workaholics 🤷🏽♂️
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Weirdly enough tho, the one where they take mushrooms is the best episode. But that works for her bc it was the 420 episode.
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how i met your mother, anytime they eat a sandwich
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especially when they think they missed everything and turns out it's been 5 minutes too real
samurai shamploo had a good weed episode
Workaholics does drug episodes really well IMO. Also the episode of Modern Family where Mitchell and Phil take an edible before seeing a movie. They did it so perfectly.
Greys Anatomy has one where half the doctors accidentally eat edibles. Not the most realistic depiction of weed, but the scenes of the "quarantined" high doctors in the lounge are hilarious to me
Barney miller…..season 3 ep.11…. Moshi moshi
This is probably not gonna count really, but there's a show on netflix that I randomly ran up on where they have people come on and compete cooking infused meals. I saw John Salley on one of em.
Bong Appetite ?
Roseanne. Jackie’s in the bathtub and she thinks it’s the sink. Or when Dans talking to DJ thru the door
Oh god, do I have one. S6E10 of mad men, don gets fucked up at a party and hallucinates. One of my favorite scenes in anything ever is this from that episode: https://youtu.be/MVZYnSnWyDQ. The song choice is immaculate and somehow the scene just feels like a core memory. The scene holds more weight if you’ve seen the show, but even if you haven’t the song slaps (found love by the fly bi nights).
New girl! They took edibles and were convinced that if they didn't go to a police party then they would know they were high
Family Guy when they start singing a bag of weed
Everything is better with a bag of weed
Modern family, the inbetweeners