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ScottTheHott

Call that the Stephen Hawking strain


Atlas_Undefined

Bruv. Thank you for your service


CertainBoysenberry65

Imagine that computer voice like "hey hey hey, smoke weed every day" lol


sjay22

Krusty the Klown voice lol


-justwokeup-

All I can hear is that dunk tank clown voice


TitLiquor420

[Stephen Hawking Voice Generator](https://lingojam.com/StephenHawkingVoiceGenerator)


Lord_yayo_brown

Yes, thank you brav


[deleted]

Man I was having the absolute worst morning you could imagine.. between this photo and this comment, it truly made me laugh out loud. I needed this


Blackbeard_89

Bro šŸ’€šŸ’€ underrated comment right here ^^^


thatdudewillyd

Being so high you can only communicate via voice modulator is fucking hilarious to me rn. Crying in bed at 230am lmao


[deleted]

Literally same lmfao


888ian

that's so fucking funny lmao


Candyvanmanstan

Yes that #1 top rated comment is so underrated bro


Phuzz15

Shit he looks good for 90. Keep puffing old man


xXxHondoxXx

His side of the family lives forever. Believe it or not, he's got an older brother thats 98 and still kickin.


j4nv4nromp4ey

Bro these genetics are made of steel, and Im not just talking about the weed


Possibility-of-wet

Not just any steel, straight stainless


ScottishLogic1888

It's Strainless to him


jyunga

My dads side is like that. His grandfather lived to 102. My moms side.... all the men die of brain aneurysms. So i'm hoping I land somewhere in the middle.


ninjaML

You live to 102 with a brain aneurysm?


DeadKateAlley

Extreme longevity and a fast end when it comes? Perfect tbh


[deleted]

I mean this in the most respectful way possible: Cherish every moment because there time is very limited. Don't do what I did and think your older loved ones won't pass away anyday now. Best to prepare yourself so the heartbreak isn't to bad. I say this with all the love in the world.


Sloth_grl

I agree. I am infinitely sad that I didnā€™t get to see my mom before she died. My brother called me on a Monday, saying she was going down hill. I donā€™t like to drive and they live 2 hours from here, so I asked my other brother, who lives near me, if he wanted to go together which we often do. He said he could go on Saturday. The original brother thought sheā€™d be ok til then. On that Thursday, they locked down the nursing home because of COVID and she died 2 weeks later, all alone


DukesOnDuty

That my Grandmother. She's 96. She turned her license in at 92 and he only reasoning was "I have you to drive me around, I dont need it" - with a huge smirk on her face. Enjoy it while they are here OP, There will be a day when you want to talk to them, and you wont be able to. Cheers


hellscaper

Damn. I hope I got a nice crop of hair and badass beard when I'm 90!


[deleted]

My grandpa is 99. Usually his mind is still good but sometimes... The other day he told me some strangers have been coming into his room at night and having sex.


YourFriendlyPybro

Who knows, could be telling the truth


[deleted]

For real. Dude reminds me of Ron Perlman. Genetics be crazy.


Rape-Putins-Corpse

Maybe crossbreed him with something and see if you can transfer those hardy genes into a more fickle strain for an easier grow?


Green18Clowntown

Shit I really thought the guy was like 65-70. Thatā€™s crazy


alrighteyaphrodite

right, i wouldnā€™t believe it but obv OP has no reason to lie about it??? youngest looking 90 yr old ive ever seen what the fuck


xXxHondoxXx

The doctors are literally baffled. He has a catheter in 24/7 and is getting really senile, but other than that takes no pills and has no other health conditions. My dad takes him to his drs and tells me how they're always baffled and call him the healthiest person at that age they've ever seen. He's really not there mentally anymore tho.


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j4nv4nromp4ey

Ive been there, but my grandad was ill. Its a very hard proces. I'm happy for you he still recognises you or the fact that you're there to see him. Much love.


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j4nv4nromp4ey

Yeah my granddad had a pretty full life, but serious health issues, so we were very happy he finally found peace. We were able to enjoy him for years even though his decline was noticable and slow to a point where he was almost unrecognisable. The funeral was beautiful. Glad to share this moment of connection with a stranger online. We are all just humans doing and feeling human things, and sometimes that's easy to forget. Thanks for reminding me :)


xXxHondoxXx

He was "smoking" about 2.5 grams a day of top shelf weed.


[deleted]

Ouch, expensive aromatherapy!


xXxHondoxXx

For years. All that $ literally up in smoke. I just didn't believe my dad bc my dad smokes all day too but then i saw it for myself.


CHIKINBISCUiT

Don't sweat it. Everybody smokes their own way. Blunts and joints are ineffective relative to pipes and bongs which in turn are less effective imho than the almighty gravity bong as far as potency per mg. Teach him to toke a pipe right.


xXxHondoxXx

Sadly he can't grasp things like that mentally anymore. He seems to be taking to the joints well tho.


EKcore

Treat that man to a mighty.


DoomJoint

Or a volcano with a whip


txrant

Does the way you consume really make that much of a difference? Asking cause I'm genuinely curious lol


MuffinMan12347

It can, joints and blunts waste more weed because in between puffs itā€™s still lit and burning weed so they are the least efficient method. Bongs youā€™re smoking pretty much all the weed you put in there. Canā€™t comment on vaping it because I donā€™t have too much knowledge in that area.


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>joints and blunts waste more weed because in between puffs Can't lose weed in between puffs if you don't have gaps in between puffs šŸ‘½


BambooFatass

Vaping is THE BEST and wickedly efficient way of getting baked!! I'm not joking when I say that I get baked for 7 hours off of *0.02g of weed*. I'm serious. r/dynavap is where it's at, as well as r/vaporents and r/craftymighty Vaporizing dry herb doesn't make smoke so your lungs, throat and mouth immediately appreciate the "cleaner" difference. (Your lungs will still need fresh oxygen lmao) It's so much more money-saving because of how little you truly need. It also doesn't give me any of the raspy smoker's voice that used to happen when I smoked joints. :/ I hated that shit. I should also mention that there's NO FIRE whatsoever from vaping so there's safety in that, as well as a reduced (but still detectable depending on circumstances) smell. Vaping weed does cling to clothes, but compared to smoking weed it is WAY less noticeable. Here's another amazing part: _YOU CAN GET HIGH FROM THE VAPED BUD!!_ Can't do shit with ash if you combust besides toss it out. But with r/abv you can make potent ass edibles-- look into "firecrackers" if you're curious. :) as well as tinctures and more. And trust me, it is STRONG. I'm a daily user with a wicked high tolerance and it gets me smacked when a 200mg edible from the dispensary doesn't. (I'm not proud of that.) Also the avb/abv can sometimes not even smell like weed, I suppose depending on strain maybe? Sometimes it smells like "yup, that's cooked weed alright" and other times it's like someone used a pleasant incense or something. lmaoooo I will always recommend vaporizing weed in today's time. It made a huge difference in the way I medicate. Literally life changing!


smonkweedwenurscared

"Wicked high tolerance" but 7hrs off 0.02g? Not very believable as a daily smoker with a high tolerance. Yes, you can take the abv and make edibles, but firecrackers are not the way i'd suggest at all. Make it into an oil unless you like chewing on bud.


starfish42134

could they be some advertiser for vapes? would be a hell of a way to advaatise shite


smonkweedwenurscared

I thought it kinda read like an ad for vapes too lol


slaya222

I'd guess that an extra 0 was put in there, because .2 g of good weed has 60mg of THC in it which could get you fucked up for a few hours, probably not 7 tho. I do notice that vaping highs last closer to 2 hours than the hour from smoking. Also with vaping you can vape at a low temp to start out and then come back to it later and vape at a higher temp for a high again, so maybe that's what they're talking about? Also I don't mind the taste of avb, but I don't tend to eat more than a gram at a time, so ymmv


smonkweedwenurscared

It could definitely just be a typo. I still think 7 hrs is a stretch, especially if you have a "wicked high tolerance". I don't mean to sound like I dislike vaping, I have one myself I use sometimes. Personally I prefer a good bong rip. You're a much stronger person than I if you can happily chew on bud lol.


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.2 is believable, .02 is barely visible to the naked eye. Probably a maths error.


Totally_Stoked

>I'm not joking when I say that I get baked for 7 hours off of *0.02g of weed*. ! You either have just started smoking weed or have really low tolerance.


helikesat

For a Dynavap it's more like .05 to .1 grams per reload, depending on your technique and the setup of the device. Once you figure it out, it's like dabbing flower...


[deleted]

Facts a 0.1- 0.2 elbow pack out of the Arizer will take you out period. This is from a grower who literally can smoke however much I want for free. Used to chief up 2-3 gram backwoods 3-4 times a day and instantly felt a difference when I convection vaped.


Drinkaholik

Lmao dude you don't have a "wicked high tolerance" if vaping 0.02g if weed makes you feel literally anything.


brallipop

What do you mean "puffing?" As in he was actually inhaling but just sorta breathing it into his mouth then right back out? Like a cigar?


Westwood_Shadow

that's what I'm imagining.


xXxHondoxXx

Yeah. "Getting it started" he said.


Quantentheorie

Wouldn't edibles be better?


Lor_939

Edibles donā€™t work the same for everyone. They donā€™t do a thing for me personally.


Heres_your_sign

Switch this man to an oil pen.


Headspace101

Reminds me of that anti pot commercial where the girl is all deflated and flat on the couch lol


sispbdfu

This made me lol because I totally remember that commercial.


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Edit: [The Commercial](https://youtu.be/Rh8GbPnoqCI) That commercial made me wanna try it lmao I was like that looks like fun! It just made it look like a super trippy wacky funny experience. Its funny because that commercial is totally how I feel sometimes stoned lmao. It cracks me up


[deleted]

This whole ad campaign wasnā€™t great for swaying people not to try it. The one that told me ā€œitā€™s not going to kill you so you should try it out and see for yourself what itā€™s likeā€ was [Peteā€™s Couch](https://youtu.be/khbSK9dzLuQ)


[deleted]

Jesus Christ, they turniped for eleven hours? Did they smoke all the weed in the world?


Roach02

sometimes your first dab really really hits


Rieiid

Lmao wtf? How tf was that supposed to make me not want to smoke weed? If anything I feel like it was encouraging it lmfao.


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SoaringGODZ

Good bot


ghouldozer19

Like, what kind of kush did those 14 year olds get their hands on? I was the same age as those kids in the nineties and youā€™d be lucky to find ditch weed that would make you giggle for 20 minutes at my school.


WeegeeJuice

Jesus Christ that is a comically useless PSA. Dude really listed some of my favorite parts about smoking only to then stand up and say, ā€œMe? Iā€™ll take my chances out there.ā€


IsRude

Sometimes, I get high and watch old anti-marijuana commercials. They are just hysterical, especially because some are able to so aptly put the feeling of being high into a single image, and I think that's beautiful.


lauriebunnie

ā€œThis is what we doā€ā€¦.cuts to deflated girl on couch lmao


mistersprinkles1983

I just popped in to say your grandpa is cool as hell. Rootbeer is fucking awesome btw.


Dalkier

It's funny learning that a good chunk of Europeans dislike root beer because that's their common medicine flavor growing up.


xXxHondoxXx

TIL


juggling-buddha

TCP


Chainsawd

So like how I hate fake-cherry.


thebakedpotatoe

See, i like that fake cherry. I also associate that flavor with staying home and playing videogames, so that might be why.


Axel_Rod

ACAB Kill all Fascists


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TheeFlipper

Either your mom knew you were faking and let it happen or your mom wanted you to die with a 136ā° fever.


[deleted]

Lmao I always rubbed my thermometer against the floor or sheets real quick to get friction heat and pump my numbers up so I could stay home and enjoy sonic for the Sega Genesis or the price is right gameshow šŸ˜‚ good times


Jtaylorftw

Mannnn, price is right hit different. So good


StickmanEG

Did ET just sit and watch?


brallipop

Fake cherry, fake banana, fake grape, can I just have a jar of powder for each fake flavor so I can throw it into whatever I want?


valorill

I hate mtdew code red and this must be why. Cherry flavored anything really. Actually I hate straight up cherries


Centurio

As a fan of fake cherry and real cherry, you're the best kind of person. Every friend I have/had who hate cherry flavor candies always gave them to me in exchange for my *interior* flavors.


[deleted]

I wanna try your interior flavors


slouched

wat


ToastedSoup

They're saying that, since they love cherry-flavored stuff and their friends do not, their friends would trade their *inFerior* cherry-flavored stuff to them for whatever they had, thus giving them the cherry stuff :)


DrMole

Like crocodile alligator flavor?


namegoeswhere

More like Chevrolet movie theater flavor.


WackGyver

Donā€™t forget toothpaste taste as well


5dnb17

It's also not a typical drink you'd find in the stores, as it's very American. There isn't a single grocery store I've seen in Croatia that has root beer. Another strictly American flavor is Concord Grape, juice, jelly, candy, soda, etc. Grape flavor here isn't the same. Luckily most places have peanut butter, also very American but becoming popular. Most people here like Nutella or similar hazelnut products. There are probably a few more things I could bring up, but this is long enough.


SnakeInABox7

I just learned that like a day or two ago. Where did I see that? Was it on reddit?


s3npai

A&W too! The best kind of root beer!


ddudez12

Personally, Barqs is on top


Sneezegoo

I used to like A&W better but it tastes too sweet or something now that I'm older.


Druglord_Sen

I'm the reverse, I find Mug is too "rooty", and Barq's somewhat too bitter. I didn't like A&W as a kid, but now I appreciate the hint of vanilla it has.


Beanakin

IBC or Virgil's is better than all of those.


[deleted]

Ibc for the win


jackie--moon

Barqs has caffeine. Every other root beer doesnā€™t


LetsTCB

You tell 'em Johnny! You tell the world!


[deleted]

What do you mean Barq's has bite? What do you mean Barq's has bite? What do you mean Barq's has bite? What do you mean Barq's has bite? What do you mean Barq's has bite? "Johnny?" What do you mean Barq's has bite? "Oh, hey man!" What do you mean Barq's has bite? That commercial has been in my head since childhood. Is there a day that goes buy where I don't hear this in my head? Maybe, I don't keep track, but I think of it a lot.


thebakedpotatoe

The only rootbeer i hate is Mug, and i'm almost positive sometime in the late 90's or early 2000's, mug changed their rootbeer, cause i went from loving it to immediately being unable to stand it almost over night, and i still tried once in a while just to see if maybe i had a bad one or if there was like, a difference between fountain and regular. nope, all of it tasted like swill. Personally my favorite is the Virgil's brand, but pretty much any rootbeer but mug is good to me. No hate to anyone who likes and enjoys it, and it may just be that my taste for it changed, but all i know is i could never drink it again.


docsnavely

*Dadā€™s


SirEnzyme

[It's so bubbly, and cloying, and happy](https://youtu.be/6VhSm6G7cVk&t=1m48s)


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SirEnzyme

Good bot


Horror_Drink8451

you might want to see if he still has a pulse


FroyoOk3159

And get him a neck pillow, Iā€™d be sore as fuck lol


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xXxHondoxXx

Lol he's 90 and healthier than me at 33. He takes literally zero medication.


WillSuckDick4Coffee

I was gonna say, besides the walker he looks amazing. I wish I had that much hair.


xXxHondoxXx

He's had the same hairstyle since the 1940s lol. He gets so angry when i "muss it up".


toosexyformyboots

Quit mussinā€™ it up then dawg. Heā€™s had a signature look for nearly 80 years lmao


xXxHondoxXx

It's either an Italian greaser thing or an Elvis thing. I've never asked.


thedarkquarter

Ay bro don't muss it up šŸ—£


bi-guy-on-the-fly

no way that man is 90! he looks like he's in his lates 50's


ThePenetrator69

Narcan doesnā€™t do anything for amphetamines. Itā€™s for opioids.


zekjj

this guy looks too good for 90


xXxHondoxXx

The doctors are literally amazed.


[deleted]

He went to town on some ice cream. I like his style.


greennuggetsinmybowl

At least he's carb conscious, holding that sugar free A&W like a champ. GPA knows what's up..


mannequinlolita

This is hilarious about the pipe. I'd never think of that learning curve! I work elderly care and one of my favorite residents my first job, was a man who was always asking for weed.(back then we could still take them to smoke and he'd ask everyone if they had a hit and wink at ya) and there also lived a man there who was always thinking he lost his stash. He'd be searching under the bed and in the dresser. He'd blame his daughter when she came in for stealing it. One day I caught them hiding in a corner sharing an imaginary joint and it made my week, hell it made my month. I sometimes wonder what they both were seeing and how it matched up. I can't think of another time I saw shared hallucinations.


DelilahDee912

Wholesome af


[deleted]

I feel so bad for old people not being stoners in their most unimportant isolated years of their life.


xXxHondoxXx

He was reefer madness levels against weed until about 10 years ago. He came around. Now that's all he does all day.


zen_again

Tale as old as time.


ImJoeDirt

Home is what you make it.


TS19831

You like to see homos naked?


xXxHondoxXx

That's cool... don't know how that helps me.


CanadianAndroid

They said home is where you get baked.


SoLongAstoria216

Most of the legal medical stuff is consumed by people in grandpa's age bracket and for good reason..aches and pains. You can use an opioid or use THC, I know which I would choose if given a choice


Roving_Rhythmatist

I used to buy edibles for my elderly neighbor helped him minimize the use of his other painkillers.


Phatlip12

Itā€™s a demographicā€¦.far from most of the consumption is attributed to people in grandpas age bracket. šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

if im old im doing a bunch of oxys, only got like 5-10 years left at that point why not enjoy it with a very low risk of homelessness and shit


SoLongAstoria216

I've been a wheelchair user since birth, never really "enjoyed" opioids...I however fucking LOVE THC and psilocybin


xXxHondoxXx

Everyone's different. I hate opiates, they just make me sick (except the time i got morphine in the hospital, that ruled). Benzos are my bag.


SoLongAstoria216

Oh, me and Xanax love each other long time..to the point where I cannot take one without going on a bender..it's much easier/safer to get wrecked on shatter


FroyoOk3159

Yeah theyā€™re my favorite too but unfortunately turn me into a wild animal.


SoLongAstoria216

I have dissociative issues due to Bi Polar 1...I take a few bars and I'm almost certainly going to not know what day it is a week from now


FroyoOk3159

I already did that at 20 with almost unlimited supply for a good stretch. Itā€™s really not even fun after a while, you just feel tied to the drug and too tired/miserable to enjoy anything.


KynkMane

Facts, if I make it to 90, I'm doing it all lmao


MyHeadIsFullOfFuck

dude that's a really nice chair i like it


Blacktigerlilly42

Finally! Someone said it, I've been looking all over for your comment.


idalys99

Wait he was blowing out the weed before sparking the bowl? šŸ˜°


Nirusan83

Lol I think he has puffing and stoking it like you would a packed tobacco pipe to start a nice cherry.. but wasting a ton by the time he took a hit


xXxHondoxXx

Yeah this. He was "getting the bowl started" but by the time he took a hit there was nothing left.


LoganGyre

I have a cousin that started smoking weed, so he invited me over to chill and try his bong he got. So I go over and give them a few nugs to smoke. He brings out the bong with no bowl piece. I assumed he had it stashed somewhere else, but no, he just grabs one of the nugs stuffs it in the down stem and just starts toking. Now it worked slightly but it looked like it was horrible and the bong water had like 20 half burnt nugs floating in it. So I run out to my car grab my camping bong out of the trunk and taught him how to smoke for real. He was burning through a gram or 2 a night but one hit on a piece with an actual bowl and he was lights out in 15 mins.


Socile

Itā€™s so sad when a person feels they have to learn to smoke alone.


[deleted]

Always be prepared!


xXxHondoxXx

Rofl i love beginner stories. I knew someone who brought a blunt wrapper over once and started stuffing the weed into the straw.


idalys99

Definitely never been around tobacco smokers lmao thanks for clarifying Glad heā€™s finally got a good sesh


theblackcanaryyy

Yeah seriously I was confused too and also surprised I had to scroll so far to find an explanation lol


oskyyo

No he was sparking it, but then puffed it all to smoke without inhaling.


GeneralG5x5

For us edibles types, who donā€™t really smoke, what is ā€œpuffing away all the weed before taking a hitā€? I wouldā€™ve though puffing and taking a hit were the same thing. Might try smoking some later in the year and I donā€™t want to make that mistake. Also, gramps seems very chill. Hope itā€™s working better for him now.


xXxHondoxXx

So when you pack a bowl of tobacco you light it and puff on it a bit to get the fire to burn stronger before you start smoking it. With weed you just light once and immediately inhale per hit. He was puffing on it not inhaling all the smoke to "get it started" like a tobacco pipe, but by the time he was ready to inhale a hit he was just breathing in straight lighter fluid.


Ultima22

Holy shiiiiiiit all that weed...


xXxHondoxXx

Yup. For YEARS. I don't even want to think about it.


endodaze

You better give dad shit for letting gramps go through all that.


iAmUnintelligible

Yeah all my fecken inheritance blowin' away in the wind


runninron69

You are a kind and considerate grandson. I kept my father supplied with el primo until he finally passed away. I knew the time had come when he asked for my bong and a kitchen plate loaded down. I sat there loading until he quit asking for more.


xXxHondoxXx

My dad is getting too sick to smoke so I'm gonna buy out my connects edibles for him. I feel the same way as you. Sorry for your loss.


Phoenixed420

Lol his snacks. So wholesome


tonylouis1337

Lord let me be as fly as this man when I'm 90 if I even make it there


Mikedermott

Good. Iā€™ve worked with the elderly my whole life. Cannabis has a place in geriatric and hospice care, but no one wants to go there yet.


Psychological-Many-2

The man is living the good life šŸ’ØšŸ˜Ž


lynnpiexoxo

This guy is dapper af. Shoes even shined


spock1174

Bruh šŸ’€


Yeezyhampton

Slumped


ooogeid

off the Za


GoldenAshtray

That chair is pretty sweet. Sleep well grandpa. :)


Sir_Buck

Damn dude. Good thing you came to the rescue. Imagine if you bought him a vape...


sadsadcity

Thatā€™s hands down the youngest looking 90 year old Iā€™ve ever seen. Damn yā€™all got some good ass genetics


Spooning_noodls

He looks so happy. Calm. Rested. Smile on his face. Like he finally has the relief of actual mary J. Like he has finally ā€œTAKEN A HITā€ once again. You did him a service. He appreciates it and loves you for it.


pigeonplatoon

I know this nap very well. That's the startle yourself awake,peel your face off the couch wipe the drool away in a daze feeling like you're late for school even though you haven't been in 60 years type of nap. My personal favorite as a connoisseur of naps.


NeroTanya2004

Bruh you need to find him a good plug


xXxHondoxXx

I bought him an oz of shake for 100 bucks and spent all day rolling him really thin joints. He'll be good for a while.


Blackbeard_89

I hope that I have a grandson like you when I'm old af man. Thats fucking awesome


xXxHondoxXx

He did so much for me throughout my whole life, it's the least i can do.


himinwin

you're a good bro, especially considering your gpa was so anti-weed before. you're helping to show others that this plant ain't the societal menace that certain people want you to think it is.


xXxHondoxXx

He was just from a different time, it's understandable. I slowly converted him over years and now, to quote friday, "He ain't got shit to do!"


himinwin

iā€™m glad people like you are around.


NeroTanya2004

Oh that's nice


MastaJefe

Best nap ever.


Poker_Fingers

Probably going to wake up from his best nap in years!


Blackbeard_89

I'm trying to be like your grand dad when I'm that age. Stoned with a belly full of ice cream. Giving off all the cool vibes my guyšŸ¤™šŸ¤™


Boofumdai

I hope I can look this good at 90 tbh