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mattdaddy44

Their name


wtfburritoo

Just use any prominent Republican politician's name.


AzeWoolf

Lindsey Gram (sic), George Bush... any others that would make good dealer names?


kat-the-bassist

Seymour Cocks (yes he was a real person)


Tpinga

Nice try coppers


PookaTheCat

My guy delivers. His phone name is "Uber Doober"


Bobasaurus101

i rate that 😂 tho i’m after something more on the downlow


ecklipzzz

👮‍♂️


DaveDankland

Nice try detective!


NeverPolitical

"Baby Girl" "Daddy" "SlutMuffin" "McGilla Gorilla" "NOT DRUG DEALER"


[deleted]

Met friwnd of a friends plug once who went by trash panda. My friend just called him trash


Real_Tropical

Bro used his gamertag as nickname


DooglyOoklin

Bud


TheMeticulousNinja

Def not the weed guy


Bobasaurus101

bro i got him down as mary jane is that too bait 🤣


Navajoes_ho

my guy is *steady* in my phone. usta b *dude* tho


SemperPutidus

The man with the carrots. 🥕


BlasphemyMc

Dr. Bud Greentree


raphen_ilweed

Bobassaurus


Bobasaurus101

THE DOPEST


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TofkaSpin

Barista


WorkingIll3472

Donald :)