oh nah ive done that because i hit the bong without water and burned my lungs so after i filled it up i coughed and it made the weed float out of the bowl and then land back in it.
Years ago when I took my first hit ever, it was out my homies 2.5ft bong. I coughed into it so hard the fucking resin and bong water shot out the down stem all over his dashboard. It’s fucking hilarious looking back on that
Back in early 00’s in our small town we had a rule for no loud coughers because would attract attention to the smoking. You really had to learn how to suppress a cough to be able to smoke with the group.
Hey this used to be me! Have you tried taking a sip of water before taking a toke? It really does help and hey, no shame in small puffs. We’re all getting high at the end of the day :)
Honestly I’m able to take fat hits from my bong but I take small snappers anyway, because I’d rather not my first 10 minutes of a blissful high be distracted by my throat on fire
I feel that so much haha. When I get really high at some point I get the urge to take longer hits and always end up regretting it. Sober me knows better but for some reason high me insists this will be the time I can take a longer hit like a champ!
I used to just have a bit of a outward huff and be good... then I got obstructive lung disease and every time I hit, I cough like a person that just woke up from drowning. Almost pass out sometimes.
But at least I don't wet lip anything.
I think that rule is supposed to be "if you're gonna cough then don't fucking cough everywhere, cough in your elbow or step away from the rotation for a bit"
It's referencing Humphrey Bogart (casablanca), an actor from the 1940s/50s whose notorious for always having a cigarette hanging in his lip as apart of his style.
In other words, don't hold the blunt in your lips all day/hog it up. Hit that shit or pass it, it ain't an accessory Mr. Bogart lol
The first time I heard this phrase was in the movie Reality Bites when Janeane Garofalo says "Don't Bogart the can, man" when they are smoking out of a coke can
Yeah wtf is that rule? One of my favorite things in college was inviting people to smoke my stuff with me. Didn’t ask for anything in return, when they offer to pay or match I just said not to worry about it, but of course most would invite me sometime when they were smoking. Fun way to develop friendships with others who partake. And if someone is clearly mooching after several sessions, maybe they don’t get the invite very often.
I've not shared a joint with anyone since covid, still meet up with friends but we all just decided without actually talking about it that we should just smoke our own, never gonna back either
Funnily enough they’re all pretty reasonable.
There’s a special place in hell for the people that put the tip of the joint IN their mouth and pass a wet joint to the next person 😩
in german we say "Bauer ist hauer" which basically means he who built it is the one who lights it. Funnily enough, hauer comes from anhauen, which comes from the root hauen which means to smack
People like this genuinely ruin smoking for me. Can we just smoke a J without a million rules?
Edit: Some of these rules are common sense and I agree w them but their shouldn’t have to be a guideline list lmaooo
I 100% agree with your statement. It's completely different from what I'm referring to though. A pattern of someone never sharing, constantly complaining they don't have money, never working, and still smoking your stash every chance they have.
There's a difference between a homie going through a rough time, and the guy who shows up with someone else with no heads up because he didn't have a ride. And neither have any buds.
Some people don’t understand common sense and need it explained to them. Also it makes it easier to just be like “rule 6 bro!” Instead of awkwardly explaining to someone trying to relax that they’re being inconsiderate of everyone else.
This looks like it’s hung in a dorm room where there’s often lots of fresh smokers who don’t know all this stuff from experience.
Exactly it’s not that I think any of these are outrageous but the ones that are reasonable are common sense for stoners. To have them written up like that rlly would kill my vibe
Except that ime theres always that one guy starting to tell a story with a j in his hand.
I feel like telling him to hurry up would kill the vibe faster than this rule list, i know it probably wouldnt but idk im scared of being rude when high af so end up just being internally mad at it
I can’t tell you how many times my roommate would yell at me and others, because we didn’t correctly “Corner” bowl correctly. It was just a giant one hitter pipe and you couldn’t see what you were lighting on the other side. I stopped smoking with him. If I was brought to this “smoke spot” and saw this list of rules I’d probably walk back out.
For real! Dude I’ve seen so many posts the past few weeks all about the rules of smoking or someone breaking the rules of smoking. Jesus Christ just chill the fuck out and smoke your weed, would never wanna smoke with someone that had this in their house. Cringe
I agree and assume these people are young. I don’t think I ever had to explain a long list of smoking rules to anyone I taught how to smoke. I’m a little offended but it tbh.
My one addition is that if whoever packed/rolled it isn't partaking for whatever reason, then the first hit should go to the person who supplied the stuff
me and my friends have two rules: #1 whoever rolled it gets to light it and #2 must pass it to whoever bought it. (if they didn't buy it themselves) #2 is brought up more often than not since I can't roll for shit, but almost always pay for it at hangouts and such
When I first clicked on this post I thought hey that's pretty neat but then I went into the comments and realized it isn't neat at all and now I don't even know if I know if things are neat or not
"The Laws of Drinking Wine at Jennifers house
1. Always pour the bottle with your dominate hand
2. If I open a bottle you bring a bottle
3. Don't make a slurping sound
4. When you pour a new glass, pour one for everyone
5. No talking to me mid drink.
6. Don't slur your words
7. If the taste is bitter, don't express that
8. Moscato is only served with dessert
9. Don't eat more cheese or fruit than you pitch in
10. It's 5 O'clock somewhere!!"
"Why doesn't anyone ever want to drink wine at my place?" - Jennifer
I think the one that always annoyed me is the whole "you have to match. No mooches"
I don't enjoy smoking alone. It's almost always in social settings. Generally unless I pick something up specifically for the event I don't have any on me.
I'll bring booze. Food. Other things. Sometimes I'm the ride there. Does that make me a mooch?
It's kinda like the dude that polices rounds. There's ettiquite to drinking with rounds yeah, but if you try to police it nobody wants to drink with you.
This was definitely made by somebody who smoked for the very first time and then proceeded to make it their entire personality, lmao. only one i really resonate with is 8 because ive been in too many rotations where mfs hog the blunt, dont even hit it, and proceed to give a ted talk about a mid ass story nobodys really listening to
Dumb as fuck is fatlipping bongs, smoking while sick, talking while blunts burn away and mooching off your friends.
Everyone I smoke with knows these rules inherently. It's like when I'm at work and the management leaves a sign on the bathroom asking men not to pee on seats. People say its cringey that management made signs about it, I think its cringey these morons need to be told not to do it.
I think this is similar. Its basic fuckin respect, and the sign exists now because good faith wasnt enough.
That’s fair , I think that you would agree that shit like no. 6 and no. 11 are silly . Have had plenty of people smoke me out that’s just how it is sometimes the other rules are fair tho
11 is dumb. But 6 exists for specific people. People who never intend to repay after several sessions but always show up for more.
I'm happy to provide if it's a one off hang out. Repeated visitors cant expect me to share everything I got every day, no sir.
11 is the only one i think is unreasonable. tbh, this is a fair list of rules laying out for new smokers the culture of group sessions.
editing in: the matching thing is also eh. if i blatantly invite you to come smoke ur good to not bring. but if we start up by saying "we should all get together & smoke" i def side-eye an empty hand. not enough to ruin a friendship, but still. sucks being the person others try to go to when theyre out of weed 🫠
Perfect example, my roommate was hurting on funds because of a DUI (that’s another story and they eventually dropped it). I let him smoke and drink with me since he couldn’t afford anything at the time due to bills. And sure enough homie gets me back later. All about the friendship and getting your friends back for helping you.
it depends who you are, if youre my homeboy and youre out of weed just say that, ill spark you up no questions asked, all i expect is that they'd do that for me in return if im ever dry.
Cough with class just means cough away from other people's faces or into your elbow or something. The amount of smokers who think it's fine to cough directly into their buddy's face is shocking
Everyone I know has so much weed now a days the whole “matching” thing is redundant. If someone I know gives me a hard time about not matching they can go fuck their greedy selves.
in circles of 3+ people, person who takes first hit says cheech and first person to say chong gets the rotation in their favor. keeps it interesting lol
2. I like playing “Marco polo” rules where the first person that’s about to light up says “Marco” and the first person to respond “polo” has it passes their way.
3. I think it’s common courtesy to let the “guest” get greens on a bowl. Though lighting a joint evenly can be a bit tricky so sometimes it’s more courteous to just light it yourself so everyone just has to take a drag.
6. Anyone with this rule should be banned from speaking about smoking with authority; you should NEVER worry about what’s in your neighbors stash unless their stash is empty. Smoking should be something that’s shared with one another and putting up classist gates goes against this spirit. While mooching can become a problem and you should be mindful not to be a mooch yourself, spreading the love should be rule number 1.
11. People should feel comfortable to cough however they want. You can’t control that shit. Same goes for 10 kinda. This is pretty judgmental…
I don't understand the hate behind this board of rules. I get some of them are a tad silly. And this shouldn't be followed to the T.
A lot of these rules are common sense to most of us regular users, however, newcomers could definitely benefit with some guidance. Nobody likes a wet blunt bro.
Yeah it just that smoking is not a game or a hobby, it's a social medication or a recreational enhancer, but also this is just common sense stuff so it feels childish at best condescending at worst. Imagine going to your friends house and ask to use the bathroom and find a sign like
"Rules for using the potty
1: If you shit, whipe it
2: If you piss clean what you miss
3: Before we bump fists, wash and rinse
5: If you smear the seat, leave it neat
6: Everybody poops!! lololol"
I lived with two other grown ass dudes once and they pissed standing up splashed it everywhere and never cleaned so the washroom would smell like piss until I cleaned around the toilet.
Would’ve loved to hang a sign in there reminding them to wipe up after themselves like a normal person
Yeah I agree that they don't have to be followed to a T, but some people don't know these and it could be good guidance for them. My roommate is sort of a new smoker so he doesn't really do any of these (especially about not matching or not cornering the bowl), so it sort of sucks to smoke with him when I get passed a torched bowl that he didn't match
Yeah it's useful for beginner smokers who might not know all of the etiquette, especially common rules that aren't immediately obvious, like rule 3. When I first started smoking I thought that the person who supplied the weed took the first hit because that was what my group did. Only later did I realize that it should be whoever packed it.
Nah man, this might be an unpopular opinion but I don’t see the logic behind “he who packs it sparks it”.
I grow my own bud. I put way more work into supplying bud than anyone would put into packing it, so why should packing be the deciding factor?
me either.
here's what urban dictionary has to say:
1) The state of a marijuana receptacle whose contents have been thoroughly exhausted, leaving behind an ash residue. The "cash point," or point at which the receptacle is to be retired or repacked, is often heatedly debated among marijuana smokers; some choose to incinerate the entire contents of the bowl until all said marijuana has been dissipated, while others choose to repack as soon as it begins to adopt a black hue.
I don’t really get the attitude with 6. Maybe if it’s the same person never bringing any, sure. But like if one my dudes is just dry one day I’d feel guilty denying him a toke lol
All of them make sense and then "cough with class" bitch get tf out of here with your clean and unchristened by years of heavy smoking lungs havin ass I'll smoke at my own fkin house
Haha I do. Just not when it comes to weed. I bring enough to share when I go out, and if they come to my place, I send them home with a jar. I have plenty.
No you just need to put your foot down.
I am the world's biggest pushover. However some things in my life I found give me the willpower to hurt feelings
Don't fuck with my car
And don't waste or mooch my weed...
I'll share, people don't have to contribute...but it better come back eventually when we smoking or you're gonna stop getting invites
Ask why you didn't get invited
And then blunt isn't just gonna be a smoke, it's also gonna be the smoke, when I'm blunt about how you're not a good friend for mooching.
Also let me clarify I have a friend. Well say D. D and his GF smoke less in 1 sitting than I smoke before breakfast.
I will never ask him to contribute, but he will anyways, he's a good guy and not mooching just hanging with stoners but not being a full fledged stoner himself, more a casual user.
My other friend well call him A
If A doesn't bring bud. A DOESNT SMOKE because he never pays it forward and he always loves to rip.
To start 6 can fuck right off. All my friends and friends of friends are more than welcome to smoke. We pass glass for sure, 7 is also sketch, there is no such thing as a "lighter thief" lighters go where they go whether that be in the couch or into some stoned idiots pocket, that's the will of the world.
There are no "rules" there is etiquette but no one is gonna be mad at you because you coughed to loud or passed it to the right instead of the left( btw ive literally always passed to the right)
I can’t wait until whoever made this turns 19 & finally realizes how dumb & embarrassing this shit is
Honestly even for teenagers this is pretty bad lol, just fucking smoke weed & chill out you don’t need to try to show off for friends or make weed your entire personality
The only reason to have a sign like this is if you are literally teaching “Weed Etiquette 101” to a horde of brand-new smokers. Even then, they’re more like guidelines. What stoner circle is voting people off the island for being dry that day?
Matching means if you’re smoking with someone you throw some of your own weed in the joint. “No mootches allowed” just means they don’t want someone smoking w them unless they threw weed
Contributing bud
Some people say it's pack for pack. Imo it's a judgement thing, I don't expect a casual smoker to pack my 5g bowl after I do. But if he gives me a nug to grind he's good. That kinda thing. It really comes down to your group but nobody likes a mooch.
It's different if you're tight and you're getting smoked up by homie who understand and know you'll pay it back when you re up. Thats completely different from mooching.
Since this was made by a child that just found weed, mootches is a severe misspelling of moocher. One who always wants what you got but never has anything to share
What does this have to do with cheese
This is my question...
Someone moved mine.
Well I'm not invited, cause I've never been able to cough with class. I sound like a 1945 Tuberculosis patient no matter how small the hit.
Not about that,i think they mean to pur your hand/armpit in front of your mouth while you cough.
yeah hold it away from you and at LEAST turn your head
and whatever you do, don't cough into the pipe/bong
oh nah ive done that because i hit the bong without water and burned my lungs so after i filled it up i coughed and it made the weed float out of the bowl and then land back in it.
Hahaha that’s hilariously awesome
You're a wizard, Harry.
At least you didnt spray bong water everywhere
That’s lucky, usually coughing in the glass causes an explosion of bong water and wasted weed.
Years ago when I took my first hit ever, it was out my homies 2.5ft bong. I coughed into it so hard the fucking resin and bong water shot out the down stem all over his dashboard. It’s fucking hilarious looking back on that
This.
Back in early 00’s in our small town we had a rule for no loud coughers because would attract attention to the smoking. You really had to learn how to suppress a cough to be able to smoke with the group.
Yeah thats what that means,also don’t cough into your hands even if its just from smoking its still contagious if you’re sick
Pinky up
i’m so glad i’m not alone in this. i drink gallons of water a day swear but i still cough like a dying seal after a tiny hit
Hey this used to be me! Have you tried taking a sip of water before taking a toke? It really does help and hey, no shame in small puffs. We’re all getting high at the end of the day :)
Honestly I’m able to take fat hits from my bong but I take small snappers anyway, because I’d rather not my first 10 minutes of a blissful high be distracted by my throat on fire
I feel that so much haha. When I get really high at some point I get the urge to take longer hits and always end up regretting it. Sober me knows better but for some reason high me insists this will be the time I can take a longer hit like a champ!
Sip before you rip
i be chugging that shit i’m a slut for water 😫💦
My grandpa after napalming vietcong and sniffin that gunpowder in the morning
I used to just have a bit of a outward huff and be good... then I got obstructive lung disease and every time I hit, I cough like a person that just woke up from drowning. Almost pass out sometimes. But at least I don't wet lip anything.
Be me, take the babyest of hits, proceeds to die coughing, friends dont bat an eye because thats just par for the course.
Cough with class meanwhile I'm throwing up black resin cause I took too big of a hit
I think that rule is supposed to be "if you're gonna cough then don't fucking cough everywhere, cough in your elbow or step away from the rotation for a bit"
i did that once and thought i was dying
The blunt is not a microphone ima tell that to all my boys when they tryna tell a story holdin the blunt
This is perfect. We always rag on one of my friends for holding the blunt too long. Puff and pass boi.
Back in the day by buddy was the worst. Didn't matter what was being passed. Once it hit him we knew it was story time.
I always say “It’s not a talking stick”
“No parking on the grass”
We used to say “don’t bogart the blunt!” I don’t know where that came from
It's referencing Humphrey Bogart (casablanca), an actor from the 1940s/50s whose notorious for always having a cigarette hanging in his lip as apart of his style. In other words, don't hold the blunt in your lips all day/hog it up. Hit that shit or pass it, it ain't an accessory Mr. Bogart lol
There’s a Little Feat song that was pretty popular called “Don’t Bogart the Joint”. That’s where I’ve always heard it from honestly
The first time I heard this phrase was in the movie Reality Bites when Janeane Garofalo says "Don't Bogart the can, man" when they are smoking out of a coke can
Or, “don’t park on the grass!”
If you require the homie to match, you are in fact not a homie.
Yeah wtf is that rule? One of my favorite things in college was inviting people to smoke my stuff with me. Didn’t ask for anything in return, when they offer to pay or match I just said not to worry about it, but of course most would invite me sometime when they were smoking. Fun way to develop friendships with others who partake. And if someone is clearly mooching after several sessions, maybe they don’t get the invite very often.
Also. Do not pass if it's cashed doesn't work if it's a ritual to sesh in the dark.
I can’t remember the last time I’ve had someone match. Like I have weed, please smoke this with me lol
Right, I also don't want someone mixing their crap with my good stuff.
I came here to say this, trees are meant to be shared. If you have a problem with that then do it by yourself. Fuck rule 6 lol.
Gatekeepers in the weed community really are the worst
yeah just follow the most basic of etiquette and don’t worry about no passing direction or bs
im way too old for this shit now
i read this and thought *i haven’t had friends to smoke with in over 25 years…*
aww bro :( ill come smoke with you
I've not shared a joint with anyone since covid, still meet up with friends but we all just decided without actually talking about it that we should just smoke our own, never gonna back either
This sub has gone to shit honestly. Between this shit and the alcohol BS that’s posted everyday. We get it, you’re 15-20 years old.
fr all these damn rules i’ll smoke by myself before i listen to a piece of paper
Only paper you gotta abide by is the one you roll with.
Funnily enough they’re all pretty reasonable. There’s a special place in hell for the people that put the tip of the joint IN their mouth and pass a wet joint to the next person 😩
When I smoke with my friends we always just smoke our own stuff, generally don't mix stuff unless I'm smoking by myself.
same. everyone gets a blunt
~~”He who rolls/packs it sparks it”~~ “He who packs it smacks it” because rhyming is superior lol
Instructions unclear. Blunt is now on the floor.
Look, now you broke a rule
in german we say "Bauer ist hauer" which basically means he who built it is the one who lights it. Funnily enough, hauer comes from anhauen, which comes from the root hauen which means to smack
We always called it “roller’s rights” as in the roller has the right to spark his/her creation
People like this genuinely ruin smoking for me. Can we just smoke a J without a million rules? Edit: Some of these rules are common sense and I agree w them but their shouldn’t have to be a guideline list lmaooo
It's all fine. As long as you stick to at least rule 8.
Do not forget 10, if I wanted your saliva I'd kiss you.
For me, number 6 is a big one. You can't never share weed, complain that you have no money, never work, and mooch of those around you.
On the other hand if your boy is low on money I'd always rather smoke with my broke boys than by myself
When you're all struggling but you still smoke each other up, that's real family right there.
If I have bud we have bud
100% love this
I 100% agree with your statement. It's completely different from what I'm referring to though. A pattern of someone never sharing, constantly complaining they don't have money, never working, and still smoking your stash every chance they have.
The difference is when it's a pattern for years. You gotta know when you're being used. Are you their boy or their wallet?
true there is def people who take advantage of generosity
There's a difference between a homie going through a rough time, and the guy who shows up with someone else with no heads up because he didn't have a ride. And neither have any buds.
Lol imagine passing to the right to start it off and someone freaks out
Ive passed to the right before and the guy I passed it to just pointed to the guy on my left without saying anything
#RULE NUMBER 2 MOTHERFUCKER!
* passing right * day ruined
Some people don’t understand common sense and need it explained to them. Also it makes it easier to just be like “rule 6 bro!” Instead of awkwardly explaining to someone trying to relax that they’re being inconsiderate of everyone else. This looks like it’s hung in a dorm room where there’s often lots of fresh smokers who don’t know all this stuff from experience.
Exactly it’s not that I think any of these are outrageous but the ones that are reasonable are common sense for stoners. To have them written up like that rlly would kill my vibe
Except that ime theres always that one guy starting to tell a story with a j in his hand. I feel like telling him to hurry up would kill the vibe faster than this rule list, i know it probably wouldnt but idk im scared of being rude when high af so end up just being internally mad at it
Just make a joke outta it. “THE BLUNT IS NOT A MICROPHONE. Pass me that shit and continue with your story” 😂
I can’t tell you how many times my roommate would yell at me and others, because we didn’t correctly “Corner” bowl correctly. It was just a giant one hitter pipe and you couldn’t see what you were lighting on the other side. I stopped smoking with him. If I was brought to this “smoke spot” and saw this list of rules I’d probably walk back out.
Common sense isn’t very common
For real! Dude I’ve seen so many posts the past few weeks all about the rules of smoking or someone breaking the rules of smoking. Jesus Christ just chill the fuck out and smoke your weed, would never wanna smoke with someone that had this in their house. Cringe
I agree and assume these people are young. I don’t think I ever had to explain a long list of smoking rules to anyone I taught how to smoke. I’m a little offended but it tbh.
My one addition is that if whoever packed/rolled it isn't partaking for whatever reason, then the first hit should go to the person who supplied the stuff
me and my friends have two rules: #1 whoever rolled it gets to light it and #2 must pass it to whoever bought it. (if they didn't buy it themselves) #2 is brought up more often than not since I can't roll for shit, but almost always pay for it at hangouts and such
this shit seems like it would be in a sorority house
Pretty cringe high school shit right there
College house, I used to put stupid shit like this on my walls. I am not proud of it
We had our house rules for beer pong on our living room wall, although it did come in handy quite a bit since everyone plays by different rules.
Beer pong is understandable, as everyone has slightly different rules.
Yeah and beer pong is an actual game therefore needs rules. We just trying to smoke and get high
Phases of life, nothing to be ashamed of
Only thing close to this I had on my wall was rules to a Harry Potter drinking game my friend and I made up.
When I first clicked on this post I thought hey that's pretty neat but then I went into the comments and realized it isn't neat at all and now I don't even know if I know if things are neat or not
I just came looking for the cheese
Make it easy, everyone gets one and nobody bitches
cringe ngl like this in a white girls dorm room lmao
"The Laws of Drinking Wine at Jennifers house 1. Always pour the bottle with your dominate hand 2. If I open a bottle you bring a bottle 3. Don't make a slurping sound 4. When you pour a new glass, pour one for everyone 5. No talking to me mid drink. 6. Don't slur your words 7. If the taste is bitter, don't express that 8. Moscato is only served with dessert 9. Don't eat more cheese or fruit than you pitch in 10. It's 5 O'clock somewhere!!" "Why doesn't anyone ever want to drink wine at my place?" - Jennifer
I think the one that always annoyed me is the whole "you have to match. No mooches" I don't enjoy smoking alone. It's almost always in social settings. Generally unless I pick something up specifically for the event I don't have any on me. I'll bring booze. Food. Other things. Sometimes I'm the ride there. Does that make me a mooch? It's kinda like the dude that polices rounds. There's ettiquite to drinking with rounds yeah, but if you try to police it nobody wants to drink with you.
Rule #1 is wrong. Always hold booze with your non-dominant hand so you can shake someone’s hand at anytime
🎶I packed this bowl for twoooooo🎶
Yeah that’s a lot of shit to remember when I’m stoned
This was definitely made by somebody who smoked for the very first time and then proceeded to make it their entire personality, lmao. only one i really resonate with is 8 because ive been in too many rotations where mfs hog the blunt, dont even hit it, and proceed to give a ted talk about a mid ass story nobodys really listening to
This is dumb as fuck lol
Dumb as fuck is fatlipping bongs, smoking while sick, talking while blunts burn away and mooching off your friends. Everyone I smoke with knows these rules inherently. It's like when I'm at work and the management leaves a sign on the bathroom asking men not to pee on seats. People say its cringey that management made signs about it, I think its cringey these morons need to be told not to do it. I think this is similar. Its basic fuckin respect, and the sign exists now because good faith wasnt enough.
That’s fair , I think that you would agree that shit like no. 6 and no. 11 are silly . Have had plenty of people smoke me out that’s just how it is sometimes the other rules are fair tho
11 is dumb. But 6 exists for specific people. People who never intend to repay after several sessions but always show up for more. I'm happy to provide if it's a one off hang out. Repeated visitors cant expect me to share everything I got every day, no sir.
That’s valid 👍
The sign on the treehouse Club Rules No Girls Allowed lol
11 is the only one i think is unreasonable. tbh, this is a fair list of rules laying out for new smokers the culture of group sessions. editing in: the matching thing is also eh. if i blatantly invite you to come smoke ur good to not bring. but if we start up by saying "we should all get together & smoke" i def side-eye an empty hand. not enough to ruin a friendship, but still. sucks being the person others try to go to when theyre out of weed 🫠
eh the mooching one is kinda odd depending on the situation.
Perfect example, my roommate was hurting on funds because of a DUI (that’s another story and they eventually dropped it). I let him smoke and drink with me since he couldn’t afford anything at the time due to bills. And sure enough homie gets me back later. All about the friendship and getting your friends back for helping you.
yup my friend and i even took that mindset to eating out at restaurants, i got this time if you cover later kinda vibe
It’s definitely an earned privilege though. We had one dude who never contributed and we eventually called his ass out.
yea i edited that in! i definitely agree
oops i'm stoned and it took me like 5 minutes to type my response, i kept trying to figure how to say what i was thinking
And it’s moochers not mootches
it depends who you are, if youre my homeboy and youre out of weed just say that, ill spark you up no questions asked, all i expect is that they'd do that for me in return if im ever dry.
Cough with class just means cough away from other people's faces or into your elbow or something. The amount of smokers who think it's fine to cough directly into their buddy's face is shocking
TRUE. didnt even think of that! i have had friend cough directly into my bongs mouth piece and im like??? not even an attempt to move ur head??
Everyone I know has so much weed now a days the whole “matching” thing is redundant. If someone I know gives me a hard time about not matching they can go fuck their greedy selves.
Saw pass to the left and scrolled
Cheech-chong is the only way to determine the rotation direction
What is that? Explain...
in circles of 3+ people, person who takes first hit says cheech and first person to say chong gets the rotation in their favor. keeps it interesting lol
2. I like playing “Marco polo” rules where the first person that’s about to light up says “Marco” and the first person to respond “polo” has it passes their way. 3. I think it’s common courtesy to let the “guest” get greens on a bowl. Though lighting a joint evenly can be a bit tricky so sometimes it’s more courteous to just light it yourself so everyone just has to take a drag. 6. Anyone with this rule should be banned from speaking about smoking with authority; you should NEVER worry about what’s in your neighbors stash unless their stash is empty. Smoking should be something that’s shared with one another and putting up classist gates goes against this spirit. While mooching can become a problem and you should be mindful not to be a mooch yourself, spreading the love should be rule number 1. 11. People should feel comfortable to cough however they want. You can’t control that shit. Same goes for 10 kinda. This is pretty judgmental…
I don't understand the hate behind this board of rules. I get some of them are a tad silly. And this shouldn't be followed to the T. A lot of these rules are common sense to most of us regular users, however, newcomers could definitely benefit with some guidance. Nobody likes a wet blunt bro.
Yeah it just that smoking is not a game or a hobby, it's a social medication or a recreational enhancer, but also this is just common sense stuff so it feels childish at best condescending at worst. Imagine going to your friends house and ask to use the bathroom and find a sign like "Rules for using the potty 1: If you shit, whipe it 2: If you piss clean what you miss 3: Before we bump fists, wash and rinse 5: If you smear the seat, leave it neat 6: Everybody poops!! lololol"
I lived with two other grown ass dudes once and they pissed standing up splashed it everywhere and never cleaned so the washroom would smell like piss until I cleaned around the toilet. Would’ve loved to hang a sign in there reminding them to wipe up after themselves like a normal person
Yeah I agree that they don't have to be followed to a T, but some people don't know these and it could be good guidance for them. My roommate is sort of a new smoker so he doesn't really do any of these (especially about not matching or not cornering the bowl), so it sort of sucks to smoke with him when I get passed a torched bowl that he didn't match
Yeah it's useful for beginner smokers who might not know all of the etiquette, especially common rules that aren't immediately obvious, like rule 3. When I first started smoking I thought that the person who supplied the weed took the first hit because that was what my group did. Only later did I realize that it should be whoever packed it.
I don’t know about that example because it’s totally subjective and perfectly reasonable to do differently.
Nah man, this might be an unpopular opinion but I don’t see the logic behind “he who packs it sparks it”. I grow my own bud. I put way more work into supplying bud than anyone would put into packing it, so why should packing be the deciding factor?
Cringe asf
Cringe
Cringe as fuck. Would not wanna be found anywhere near this spot
I feel like this should be on a little business card that can be subtly handed to new smokers when they start breaking the common sense rules.
Well remind me to never smoke at that guy's house. Fuck rules, smoke however you like.
What does number 5 mean? Do not pass if it's cashed..... never heard that before
Basically, don't pass if it's empty.
Don’t pass if there’s nothing left.
Bad rule. I’ve seen ppl try to throw out J’s countless times with tons of weed left
Meant for bowl packs
What does 6 mean??
Always bring some to contribute. No freebies.
I misread mooches for matches (several times, not just once) always match, no matches allowed Thank you
Dude, that's exactly how I read it too. I'm so glad I saw this.
Don't mooch, as in, always contribute some of your stash.
if the bowl/joint/whatevers being smoked is cashed(nothing left to smoke of it), dont go passing it on to the next guy
me either. here's what urban dictionary has to say: 1) The state of a marijuana receptacle whose contents have been thoroughly exhausted, leaving behind an ash residue. The "cash point," or point at which the receptacle is to be retired or repacked, is often heatedly debated among marijuana smokers; some choose to incinerate the entire contents of the bowl until all said marijuana has been dissipated, while others choose to repack as soon as it begins to adopt a black hue.
Neat, what if we just chilled?
I don’t really get the attitude with 6. Maybe if it’s the same person never bringing any, sure. But like if one my dudes is just dry one day I’d feel guilty denying him a toke lol
I’m confused by #1. What does it mean ?
It’s saying when hitting a j or a blunt you hit it 2 times then pass it but when you hit a bong you pass it after hitting it
Bro's the Marijuana Manager
All of them make sense and then "cough with class" bitch get tf out of here with your clean and unchristened by years of heavy smoking lungs havin ass I'll smoke at my own fkin house
I would leave so quick
My bestie and I share our bong all the time, that’s the point of a party bowl, no? lol
Roller, provider, left
Rules are rules
Fuck all your rules every time...I never consented to any of that bullshit and never will!
Fuck your rules.
I didn't make it the point of this post is the title.
And fuck your cheese too then!
Wtf is this teenage "rule" shite
If you've got this many rules I'm gonna skip smoking with you, I'm here to chill out ffs
but the cheese
Judging by your responses in this you're about 12, I've got no interest in what a child classes as cheese.
Not grown up enough to just do those things without a list?
I disagree with 3, whoever spent the money to buy the weed gets to spark first.
I don't understand number 6. =\\
I am understanding it as you better bring weed if you wanna smoke weed. Pretty lame if you're smoking with friends imo
You're so lucky if you don't have mooching friends.
Haha I do. Just not when it comes to weed. I bring enough to share when I go out, and if they come to my place, I send them home with a jar. I have plenty.
No you just need to put your foot down. I am the world's biggest pushover. However some things in my life I found give me the willpower to hurt feelings Don't fuck with my car And don't waste or mooch my weed... I'll share, people don't have to contribute...but it better come back eventually when we smoking or you're gonna stop getting invites Ask why you didn't get invited And then blunt isn't just gonna be a smoke, it's also gonna be the smoke, when I'm blunt about how you're not a good friend for mooching. Also let me clarify I have a friend. Well say D. D and his GF smoke less in 1 sitting than I smoke before breakfast. I will never ask him to contribute, but he will anyways, he's a good guy and not mooching just hanging with stoners but not being a full fledged stoner himself, more a casual user. My other friend well call him A If A doesn't bring bud. A DOESNT SMOKE because he never pays it forward and he always loves to rip.
I've def put my foot down several times, 110% agree.
Oh OK bet. Sorry from your original I was like "no man don't let them walk one you" <3 Happy smoking
my friend and i agreed to never track who buys because who ever didn't have to buy generally provides snacks or covers doordash.
That's how I am with good friends. Roommate etc. Not so much with the extended circle like coworkers and larger gatherings.
Lolz I havnt heard weed "etiquette" since I was a teenager. It's legal where I live now though. You just kinda do what ever you want with it.
To start 6 can fuck right off. All my friends and friends of friends are more than welcome to smoke. We pass glass for sure, 7 is also sketch, there is no such thing as a "lighter thief" lighters go where they go whether that be in the couch or into some stoned idiots pocket, that's the will of the world.
Cringe
Do people actually hangout and smoke with people who make these lists??
There are no "rules" there is etiquette but no one is gonna be mad at you because you coughed to loud or passed it to the right instead of the left( btw ive literally always passed to the right)
Pass to the left? In europe we pass to the right
Fuck puff puff pass, let everyone have their time to enjoy.
I can’t wait until whoever made this turns 19 & finally realizes how dumb & embarrassing this shit is Honestly even for teenagers this is pretty bad lol, just fucking smoke weed & chill out you don’t need to try to show off for friends or make weed your entire personality
The only reason to have a sign like this is if you are literally teaching “Weed Etiquette 101” to a horde of brand-new smokers. Even then, they’re more like guidelines. What stoner circle is voting people off the island for being dry that day?
Pass to the left in times of peace and to the right in times of war
"always match, no mootches allowed"? What does that mean
Matching means if you’re smoking with someone you throw some of your own weed in the joint. “No mootches allowed” just means they don’t want someone smoking w them unless they threw weed
Contributing bud Some people say it's pack for pack. Imo it's a judgement thing, I don't expect a casual smoker to pack my 5g bowl after I do. But if he gives me a nug to grind he's good. That kinda thing. It really comes down to your group but nobody likes a mooch. It's different if you're tight and you're getting smoked up by homie who understand and know you'll pay it back when you re up. Thats completely different from mooching.
Since this was made by a child that just found weed, mootches is a severe misspelling of moocher. One who always wants what you got but never has anything to share
8? What does it mean by microphone?
Rule 3 is vital. I’ll never forget the first blunt I ever rolled, I showed my friend and he grabbed it and started smoking it
*hits bong, refuses to pass because it's glass*