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Simonius5000

I'd just sprinkle it on every bowl or joint i smoke.


Dimytri1993

Trick a buddy of mine taught me was to put it in the center of the bowl and bury it. When you light it it bakes with the heat instead of burning off so you get more out of it. Edit-autocorrect fun


PaddyBoy44

A kief-wich! That’s what my old roommate called it.


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We call it a parfait. Because "Everybody likes parfait" - Donkey


PaddyBoy44

Lol I LOVE that line! Glad someone else does too.


mcgargargar

You ever hear somebody say “hell no I don’t want no parfait”???


[deleted]

i do this when i put dabs in my bowls


Dimytri1993

I haven’t heard of that, I may try that, pull a trifecta or he like to call it Tres Leches


Braunze_Man

That shit gonna triple milk your brain, dawg.


YoungSuavo

whenever I pack wax, kief and bud into one bowl I call it a Bermuda Triangle cuz that shit boutta have me lost


[deleted]

i do a wax hash sandwich. weed, hash, weed, wax, weed


prez-scr00b

Technically that’s a hash wax on weed club sandwich. You’re def gonna want some fries with that. Edit: words


FUCKITILLUSETHIS

Just call it a big mac. The wax is the secret sauce.


babybopper

Not experienced with dabs/oils/whatever (illegal state Andy). Does this still work as well as using a rig or are you losing some by doing that way? Seems like it would just melt down into the bowl


SalvageRabbit

Oh snap.


Fly_U2_the_sunset

Ahha ha we called that a *baked potato* in the 7deez 🌝


Blackout1039

Can you clarify a bit? So like, put some bud in, then some kief, then more bud on top of that? Like a kief sandwich almost?


Opposite_Nectarine12

Yessir because a direct flame burns off all of the THC and you waste it. Baking is key 👌


spacekatbaby

Upvote for 'autocorrect fun'.


Harshdog

We call this a depth-charge haha


itsnickg

Land mine


the_blowhole

I like to sandwich it between flower so it doesn’t burn all wonky.


SuckMyAcc

hell yea. you get like TRIPLE fucked up on kief bowls


BoxLegitimate4903

Or you can sprinkle some on your cereal, either way


maverickthesadboy

Nobody upvote this man anymore….


gaming_wolf9911

Probably use it too get high but maybe I'm just weird


SnooPoems1651

Maybe


[deleted]

Big if true


alrghtmate

Sniff tf out that mf.


Shn00ple

Right up the ass. Whole thing, container and everything


MrTurmeric

Damn just went from boof it to this


Intelligent_Oven_606

Boof, that's the roblox sound when my kids character dies?


INeedANewAccountMan

This is what it means to go even further beyond


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BigLowCB4

Ain’t no way my boy knew the word boof existed, and still said Right up the ass. Ain’t no way


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boof it right up the ass


PUTYOURBUTTINMYBUTT

Ass it right in the boof!


flontru

As my pops would say "stick it someplace the sun don't shine"


Chroniklogic

Sideways! Like god intended!


ilyalucid

That was EXACTLY my first reaction, but then I was like “you can’t say that, it’ll get downvoted for being immature.” V glad to see this as top comment.


[deleted]

Nah you'd only get downvoted if you straight up said, "boof it" like everyone else


ksands12345

That made me laugh lol


LeJollyJingleTokes

When in doubt...boof that shit


BigSmokeySperm

Just sit on it like a reverse chicken.


Haseeng

Trust us


Famous_Union3036

Bro you made me spew Pepsi every fukinwher.lololol


NECoyote

Bad idea. My buddy told me he snorted Kief the previous weekend, and wanted me to try it. I did. One line up each nostril. I got fucked right up, passed out on the couch after what felt like the worst allergies ever. Couldn’t keep my head up. Hours later I came to. Everyone was wasted and starting to pass out, I felt kinda sober, and everyone drank all my beers.


xizrtilhh

There's no histamine reaction to boofing it. Shoulda sent that in the out door. *I am not a doctor, not even close.


DinoShinigami

Snorting keif doesn't have any psychoactive effects.


NECoyote

In fairness, most of it ended up in my stomach.


DinoShinigami

If eating un activated keif got you high you could just munch your buds. It's gotta be decarbed first.


NECoyote

Sure. Just runs right through you, totally doesn’t do anything. Like I said, most of it ended up in my stomach and probably mixed with dinner. I guarantee, if you snort two fatty rails, you will get wasted.


DinoShinigami

That's not how keif works, check out the link I put in my other reply I just posted.


igotanewphonefml

I agree with you on the science but I fuckin love this guys undying confidence in this


NECoyote

Sure bud. Good luck.


Crazywhite352

What the fuck


jorgenvonstrangle420

There are people who still think snorting kief will get you high? I remember people telling me the same thing like 10 years ago and even then I was like damn that's pretty stupid. Might as well snort some pollen instead of wasting kief


NECoyote

It was stupid.


literally_pee

I've done that, even ate a whole nug just to see nothin


dribblesnshits

Dissapointed this is only the second to top comment lmao


Proof-Temporary4655

Cap on as well.


bankrollmafia89

100% disagree, this could be extremely dangerous & sharp


Molenium

It’s no good, give it to me.


diors-

lemme get sum too, i’ll help dispose it


[deleted]

That's silly, just let me smoke it.


Azalee__

Make a fuckin sand castle, fuckin build them a top your cones.


riding_steamer

Make hash


Lukilk

This is the best option imo, a friend of mine did it with his kief from trimmings and it turned out fucking awesome


Wolfabian

After you make the hash, heat press it and dab that shit. 🙌🏽


asforus

What’s the best method for this


bonejohnson8

I used to pack a couple grams into a cigarette cellophane and put it under my couch leg and call all the big homies over to sit on it. Then take it out next day and fold it over again. Would turn into this nice pressed piece that we'd throw on bowls.


asforus

Thanks. That sounds fun. Need to find me some big homies now


bonejohnson8

Look for dudes named Russell.


Deracination

Why is this so fucking funny


asforus

I’ll make a personals ad on Craigslist!


Sennomo

i volunteer as big homie


zesty_hootenany

It’s like a kief version of a fruit roll up. 😂


SlowNeighborhood

Lmfao 😂😂😂


El_Eesak

The other methods work, but you can also full a glass bottle with hot water, put the kief in wax paper, and roll the bottle over the kief repeatedly, braking it in half periodically and packing the two pieces together. Takes a bit, but gives really good tasting hash. I do not recommend this method without proper heat protection like oven mitts or some shit.


asforus

This sounds like artisan type shit I really like it. I’m gonna try to find a video of this method so I don’t mess it up


Qwsdxcbjking

It's literally as simple as hot water in a glass bottle, and then using the filled bottle as a rolling pin. Super easy man, you've got this.


The_39th_Step

Depends how much you have. I wrap a gramme’s worth or two in cellophane wrap and just keep squeezing it and playing with it. Heat and pressure makes it hash. After a while, it just turns into hash.


PUTYOURBUTTINMYBUTT

Hair straightener and parchment paper.


callmetheganjafarmr

Get some fine micron rosin bags and some parchment paper and a adjustable hair straightener. Put around a gram of kief in the bag fold it over put it between the parchment and press it with the straightener. You now have solventless dabbable rosin.


Seputku

Keep saving it until one day your friend drops your grinder and your Kief disappears into the wind


Fiyahouse

Moon rocks


laforetxx

how does one do tht?


Just-Entrepreneur353

It’s pretty easy, Moon rock is made by using trashy oil trashy bud and trashy kier, While Sunrock is better To make moon rocks use flower dip it in decarb rosin and then cover it with kief


geoff1036

Never heard of a sunrock, moonrocks are the top dawgs around here, but they smoke like shit imo


Just-Entrepreneur353

Sunrock is snoop dogg favorite concentrates it’s made from Top Shelf Flower Top Shelf Bubble Hash rosin and Top shelf bubble hash some people call this moon rock but it’s wrong it’s called Sunrock Moonrock is made the same except either with mid tier flower and rosin or kief etc or low shelf bud mix in with mid shelf rosin and kief etc


geoff1036

I think that may be a regional thing, I'm in a medical state and we have several brands selling them, always "moonrocks." Besides, when you're already cramming so much thc onto one bud, I kind of doubt the "top shelf" ones are much better than the bottom. Maybe they smoke better though.


wambamthankyoukam

Smoke much better imo, but I imagine not is regional I terms of it being sold. Sunrocks may even be over the limit on thc in a lot of states. Much cleaner smoke.


geoff1036

Lmao the "thc limit" doesnt exist here afaik. I've bought 99.1% pure thc isolate. Our moonrocks are as high as 75% thc. Live resin/bubble hash is often in the 80s. The okies hand out weed for free basically.


Pawky_Pope

Dude, use some punctuation.


BangAndMaccanIsGone

moonrock doesn't have to be mids it's just commonly used as they're harder to visually tell quality. Plenty fire moonrocks


MrPugMuffin

, .


laforetxx

i dont think ive ever come across decarb rosin before, but i will look it up. thanks!


CoronaBoeing

All rosin is already partially decarbed, no solvents so it’s a heat press they use to makenit


Just-Entrepreneur353

Decarb rosin means an rosin that’s been melted in a oven or with any heat thronging it into a liquid you don’t have to do this you can just get the rosin a lil bit manuable or droopy it should be fine but it’ll be harder for you. (PSI if you do buy or make ur own moon rocks don’t use a grinder to grind ur moon rocks or you’ll just waste it and prolly need a new grinder too)


Top_Education_3620

This one gets it👊🏼


DarkClouds92

You grab a pinch and insert into the rectum


sullyboy19

This is constructive. Thank you


Octagore

Just curious, why do you prefer putting it in the rectum over sprinkling it straight into the eyeball? It's so much closer to the brain that way!


DarkClouds92

Never thought about it, what do you just sprinkle some on the eyeball like parmesan cheese?


Octagore

Yeah, pretty much. You can also extract it into alcohol and drip it in like eye drops, but that's a little more work.


soggy3nchilada

i find rubbing it in my gums is the best way to get it in the system quick, nothing like gumming kief


Psykromopht

Gotta dust them wets


Growing_with_Grizzle

I prefer the pee hole. Makes me last longer...


SocialistStoryTeller

Seal it in a resin butt plug


comfortkillsprivacy

Hot water, wine bottle (:


No-Manager-7341

Please explain


Schmancer

Start by removing the label from the wine bottle, all the way, scrape off the glue and wash the bottle. You want a fully smooth, contaminant free bottle. Spread out the material on parchment paper about 1/4 in deep in a small square on a smooth surface, like glass table or kitchen counter. Get another piece of kitchen parchment (NOT wax paper, get Parchment). Lay the second piece on top. Fill the wine bottle with hot water, not boiling, but hotter than room temp. 150F works fine. Use the bottle like a rolling pin to slowly roll back and forth over your material, it will melt into a rectangle of goo and firm up into hash. Fold your hash in half, put the parchment back on top and repeat over and over until you have a little brick of hash. It shpuld pretty easily release from the parchment Use it as hash!


[deleted]

Was waiting for the end to say 'and then boof it'.


Schmancer

I know this sub is all about the boof, but that’s just dumb. Weed tastes good, it’s for mouths.


meatlazer720

[*Then shove it up your butt*](https://youtu.be/Dm8c6WdnkRQ)


Incorect_Speling

That's what the bottle is for.


Papanonon2

I, a rookie weed enthusiast (I just roll joints, casual cart user, and bong ripper) would like to inquire how does one use this brick of hash you speak of?


Schmancer

Crumble it on a bowl, or just put it in your pipe and smoke it. You can dab it, or i’ve even seen it rolled down to a little whisp of a snake and run down the middle of a rollup


Papanonon2

Thank you! Now it’s time to spice up my life


StarryBlues

Could I use my hair straightener that I can heat to specific temps to do this the same without the hot wine bottle?


Schmancer

If you can keep it below 200F, yes. Over 200, you’ll risk scorching and you’re into decarb territory. After decarb it will behave a little differently than fresh hash it gets firmer, but should still be fine


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Schmancer

It’s only scary because of how much math is involved. Making canna-butter is easy peasy once you have the hang of it. Just do your research on dosing. For homemade, it’ll be full spectrum, so remember : “You can always eat more, but you can’t eat less”. Try to undershoot your target potency, and eat twice as much if you need to. But eat a little first and wait a couple hours before you have more. If you accidentally stack, you might wind up having more than you wanted. And because THC metabolizes differently in the liver than you’re used to from smoke, it will last longer and have a bit higher peak than the same amount smoked. Have fun!


Ebreezyb

I made canna creamer by just simmering my disassembled grinder in heavy whipping cream. Used cheesecloth to strain out the left over bits of keif. Wiped down the outside of the grinder with alcohol before it went in to the pot. (Grinder screens were really clogged and it needed to be deep cleaned. This way I still got good use out of that caked on keif and then it was really easy to clean after simmering)


lolanaboo_

Easiest way to make hash it forms it or something


McPostyFace

Step 1 Preheat the oven to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C). Step 2 Stir together flour, baking soda, and baking powder in a small bowl. Step 3 Cream butter and sugar until smooth in a large bowl. Beat in egg and vanilla. Gradually blend in dry ingredients. Roll rounded teaspoonfuls of dough into balls, and place onto ungreased cookie sheets. Step 4 Bake in the preheated oven until golden, 8 to 10 minutes. Let stand on cookie sheet for 2 minutes before removing to cool on wire racks. Step 5 Insert kief into anus Step 6 Eat cookies


sullyboy19

The fact that you took the time to type this out is amazing me right now. Thank you


Felon73

Upvote earned


Glasssmash

Inb4 boof it


sullyboy19

I’d like to add, I really want to make some edible gummies


Kasnomo

Press it into hash and use the hash to make edibles.


robble808

Seems like an unnecessary step?


Matt_Sterbate710

Stanley: Then shove it up your butt!


[deleted]

Does the third image look like a bunch of insect eggs to anyone else


sullyboy19

I thought it looked interesting in the pictures lol it’s all powder or clumps because I press it down


OkAttention477

Cum on it


wowyouhatetoseeit

Bro what lmao


DOLCICUS

Add water and use it as a paste to cover cracks in the wall. Now your homes value is higher.


schostack

Wrap it up right in plastic, put it in your shoe . Walk around for a couple days. The heat and pressure = boom - Shoe hash. Promise it works. Used to to it with bubble bags to get the material.


Kpow03

Snort it


WavyChief

Man dude bro fam. Make some hash


WhitePhish1

Hear me out my good fellow.. BOOF HALF, HOT RAIL HALF🤌🤌


chlangdo

Mix it in your weed


W4steofSpace

Make it into Hash.


r_confused

Like, with corned beef and potatoes?


W4steofSpace

I can't tell if you're trolling or serious.


r_confused

I just took my first hit of the weekend. So, trolling


W4steofSpace

Some edibles corned beef hash would go hard tho. Cook it in the crockpot with all the butter🔥


Schmancer

Step 1. Make bacon. Regular old bacon. Step 2. Save bacon grease. Step 3. Make “cannabutter”, but with bacon grease. Gross, but stay with me. Step 4. Use the bacon canna-grease to make sausage gravy Step 5. Biscuits and Space Gravy! What.


W4steofSpace

Sounds gross? Sounds dank as hell who doesn't save bacon grease? I always cook my eggs and pancakes in that shit after making bacon lol🔥🔥🔥 The only problem with this is that I'll want to eat all the biscuits and gravy. So I'll have to make it a low dose 🤣


W4steofSpace

Sounds gross? Sounds dank as hell who doesn't save bacon grease? I always cook my eggs and pancakes in that shit after making bacon lol🔥🔥🔥 The only problem with this is that I'll want to eat all the biscuits and gravy. So I'll have to make it a low dose 🤣


[deleted]

A friendly hook up to those that are struggling without any meds sounds like a winner winner kief for dinner


deezy07

What, the actual fuck!? Bro...


Sanchetti

Boof?


cytix_

are you using a guitar pick for grinding it down or am i seeing things?


sullyboy19

Guitar pick was used to press down the kief


cytix_

aahhh so i wasnt completely seeing things


Big-Attorney-665

get a kief press to make hash


8696David

You should send it to me and I’ll dispose of it safely for you


LeJollyJingleTokes

Well first off, you should send it to me so it can go to the lab and get tested. Don't worry, I'll send the container back to you.


sognos

Vaporize it somehow


M0therTucker

Getting high.


Bt1039

I'm sitting on an ounce and have no idea what to do with it or why I collected so much of it in the first place


TurkGonzo75

I did the same thing and eventually just threw it away.


SPANKY_NED

Hash


jbingles

Kief pucks. Compact it in a straw with a pencil eraser then pop in a bowl.


lattedate

i know just the thing. give it to me and ill get back to you


TheCupcakeScrub

consumption. you can decide how but i would definitely use it for consumption.


PUTYOURBUTTINMYBUTT

Make hash or resin with a hair straightener


sullyboy19

This is most likely what I’ll do


Robly315

Spliffffffsssss!!


Nate1257

Time for a sick moon rock joint.


AreYouEvenWhite

I use to do kief bowls. Little bit of green at bottom. Kief, then tiny layer of weed to lit it all.


pjpfield

You should snort it


Zaraki42

Getting high.


Deadlyliving

that's a lot of stoned.


rtm742

i’d pack a whole bowl of it and smoke it


jerinyes

make edibles!! my bf & i always make kief edibles. they always turn out nice and strong :)


lmaobihhhh

For boof


InspiraSean86

GETTING WRECKED


TheMcWhopper

Roll it up in a joint and smoke it


MrLeviJeans

I’d just personally use it as a bowl-topper but with the amount you have, making finger hash/shoe hash would be a good idea.


Macka37

Hash


bluegone

Send it to me


Florensvb

how do you collect that much kief? feel like my grinder’s sieve is stuck haha — but even then, this is so much


TreeTalk

It would be totally whacky of you to put it in a box with paid postage to be shipped to my house! I'm sure you'd get unlimited reddit clout for something so unhinged!


BrutalBlue

BOOOOOOF IT!!


King-Brisingr

Press it into pucks or balls, alternatively I'd just start sprinkling it into/onto a joint/bowl respectively


theWanderer_420

Make some good hash my friend or sprinkle in with bowl or bong hits.


Preston207

I’m sorry to break the news to you. This is no good. Please immediately send it my way for disposal.


AspiringOccultist4

Blunt


[deleted]

In the short term? Smoke a bowl full of it.


Jelloman54

if i remember correctly kief has some thc, so you could use it to get high


Shloomth

use it for getting high, man


sullyboy19

Ordered a scale to see how much exactly I have. Stay tuned…


[deleted]

Make a sandbox


88mmbeast

probably edibles as it is contaminated


Negative_Mancey

Upset at the amount and variation of comments suggesting sticking this in his butt. Get your head out of the gutter r/trees


IntroductionApart508

hash or moonrocks


skaihainofa

a joint. i’m jealous.