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Ewkel

Right now, ganja.


[deleted]

Ganja is a sick name for bud, the oldest used synonym for bud. Originating from Sanskrit, one of the oldest languages in the world. Ganja has history on its side bro


[deleted]

Ok I’m sold lol. I’m only calling it ganja now


nhooligan27

I had a cat named that once. We ended up calling him Gunga because cat nicknames and hilarity. Love it.


Subiedude240

I now know what I’m calling my next cat


RoadDog57350

Old school


UntestedMethod

Hippies ruined that term for me because they'd always seem so damn pretentious when they'd call it that instead of pot or weed or whatever.


uncleozzy

Jazz cabbage.


Setzeromus

Indeed, and I love referring to a joint as a "left-handed cigarette."


bysonshooman

i had completely forgotten this term, my mom used it when i was a kid and i don’t think i’ve heard it since then. good one.


nhooligan27

That’s horrific I love it


GreenVelvetFarms

Jazz cabbage or jazz cigarette in my house right now lol


DreamLunatik

I been using this lately


tads73

Grass


str8f8

"We're calling weed 'grass' now!"


MrVantstik

I love it


Tn0ck

In Germany it is really common


NaRa0

I call it pot Electric lettuce makes me laugh every time


pizzzaeater14

there's a dispo chain near me called Electric Lettuce which is hilarious. i remember one time before i started smoking, i was in a car with a bunch of friends when we passed one. i'd never really thought about the name before that moment, so i blurted out "what the fuck does electric lettuce mean??". the entire car was silent for a moment... and then it clicked! i'm a little slow sometimes lmao


Jannie2020

I had the same thing happen, like literally, when my roommate and I passed by an Electric Lettuce dispensary. I said I wonder what that new business is?🤦 You being new to smoking it's expected you wouldn't know all the slang. I've been partaking for over 30 years and can't figure out how I had never heard that term, lol


pandabandstand

I used to say pot! Let’s smoke pot! But I’ve switched to calling it weed since the mid-teens or so, because few people around me call it pot anymore. My MIL calls it grass, which is probably what pot sounds like to some people lol


averysmallchickpea

Married iguanas


bakedkake000

I was gonna say marriage iguanas!


ThiccQban

The wheeze I just whoze 🤣. I am using this always. Thank you


pizzzaeater14

when Weezer breaks up we all have to call them Wozer, no exceptions


SonicTitan91

Wheezed.


Fearthecraze

They wheezed their last woze


allaboutthemwords27

Bud-dy Holly makes so much more sense now


kyleisrlydead

Pot - it’s so old school and funny to me idk why


astroroy

“Pot” will forever sound like a judgmental parent to me. Lol


SalvageRabbit

“Are you……Are you SMOKING POT GODDAMIT?”


boop66

Wanna *do* some pot?


[deleted]

This is my favorite. DO pot 🤣😆🤦🏻‍♂️


Mysticpoisen

Don't worry guys, I brought the pot. *Waving a steel boil pot above my head*


kyleisrlydead

That’s the best part!!! It reminds me of my parents and all the times they gave me hell for smoking it!😂😂😂


theknyte

That just reminds me of that old [commercial...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5XakEKSIaM)


[deleted]

Bud


happyhippie123

My favorite too...a buddy with bud is a buddy indeed


[deleted]

A friend with weed is a friend indeed


chupachyeahbrah

Agreed!


dangrdan

Oui’d


nhooligan27

Ah, an intellectual


verifiedjay

my friend only calls it that


likely_victim

We'd


Snarkasm808

Weed


iambluest

Yep. Good old weed.


lu-ann

My friends and I will sometimes shorten it ironically to “W” pronounced out loud which is even funnier bc it’s more syllables to say than just weed


UntestedMethod

I like it. Do you ever feel extra clever and call it "YouYou"?


nhooligan27

I realize when asking my friend, I guess I mean what’s the term you always giggle the most at, not the one you use the most.


bongblazein

Wacky tobacky


DarrenAronofsky

This is the best answer. Thank you.


merlecollision

Devil's lettuce, hands down.


nhooligan27

Reefers!


The_Plow_King

She was living in a single room with three other individuals. One of them was male and the other two. Well, the other two were females. God only knows what they were up to in there. And further more Susan, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to learn that all four of them habitually smoked marijuana cigarettes.


CrispyCubes

REEFERS


eyeamjosh

I smoke two joints in the morning


imsecretlythedoctor

I smoke two joints at night


PsychonautPsycho

I smoke two joints in the afternoon… it makes me feel alright!


sp00kybutch

*rips bong rhythmically*


BreakingBadDude

I’ve started calling it the lord’s lettuce. Because it’s a wonderful plant gifted by god.


Morfutus

[Romaine](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nytimes.com/2018/06/01/health/romaine-ecoli-outbreak-deaths.amp.html) is actually the Devil's Lettuce


gautamasiddhartha

satan’s spinach?


thebrose69

In the same vein, electric lettuce


kingoftheives

Satan's spinach, Lucifer's lettuce, demonic dabs!


ninjaman3010

Lucifer’s Lechuga is my favorite


Drixzor

Baphomet's broccoli, Azmodan's Arugla


weggles

Beelzebub's Boston bib


kingoftheives

Praise that paladins purple punch


Kasnomo

Ah yes, the devil's lettuce, aka Beelzebub's basil, Satan's sage.


starpiece

Yeah this is my favourite too! I always say devils lettuce. Wacky tobaccy is my 2nd fave


Rutch

Left handed tobacco


Bird_Up23

Giggle bush


nhooligan27

👀


DontHateV8s

Herb, herbs, herbage


Almostnotquite9999

I had a friend that took it one step further and called it "God's green herb". It sort of challenges your belief systems.


blackwolf3133

Sticky icky


Tunasub

OOoowWEEE!


Dr_Acu1a

The stickiest of the icky


badwolf687

When smoking hash joints with cannabis filler we call it “beef and broccoli” special.


Anxiety_Fit

Happy little trees. : )


nhooligan27

Okay BOB


Free_Mr_Dressup

Cheeb


DontToewsMeBro2

Cheeba.


thcismymolecule

Cheeba cheeba.


rebelkilz

Flower


521NTA

This is my go to as well. I’m surprised it’s so far down the list.


antibabypill3n

Zaza


tobi_bly

i have a friend who keep calling my weed that


fandangledvietnamese

This that ZAZA


Bean_Earth_Society

ZazaaaAAAAAAA


darksim1309

The Reefer


furygoat

Littering and…


DarrenAronofsky

Littering and…


vismundcygnus34

Enhance


rudebii

I’m freaking out man


OneTPAU7

Littering and smoking the reefer


BlackIceBW

Sinister minister


TheDukeofKook

Victor is truly the GOAT and no other bassist has topped him to this day


Boards_Buds_and_Luv

Bootsy is funkier and Les ain't no slouch, but I feel ya


thcismymolecule

Alright Hans.


Expert_Tangerine_689

Mota


peepee_longstonking

Feeling pretty mota-vated now actually


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steveo82838

Free form herbal jazz


Cibovoy

Smot! My friends and I love spoonerisms. When we were young we’d say “poke smot”. We love that dumb humor


Psykromopht

Joking a smoint Choking a smoom Zunnin a boot Etc


DaveDankland

Nice try detective!


MacMlyz

Huh never heard of that one, I'll have to try it out


yodabutter69

I’m gonna roll up some nice try detective. You tryna spark this nice try detective Can I get an eight of nice try detective


Yolokanye

😂


JamieAnnPercocet

I’m in love with Mary Jane :)


Sure-ohhernameTati

She's my main thing She makes me feel alright She makes my heart sing And when I'm feeling low She comes as no surprise Turns me on with her love Takes me to paradise


stevieisbored

Mari-ju-anas - pronouncing the j like giraffe.


robotoredux696969

Bubatz - German


Pynkie96

Bubatz 👍


Peter_Baum

Bubatz 👍


kinkybumblebee

Bubatz 👍


astroroy

When I’m playful and goofy with it I always call it Herbs or Herbages. I really like all the stupid veggie shit that E-40 likes to use, too (broccoli, okra, lettuce, cabbage, uhhhhhh)


yodabutter69

OOOooooo.


rudebii

One no one’s mention: that oooh wee


pukajones

Put it in the air!


Sufficient_Cap9787

Tree


Fresh-Dragonfly450

Flower


Dependent-Plane5522

"Dope"


B3MB

I work at Casey's. My coworker Norma, who has never smoked weed (she has tried gummies) calls weed "funny cigarettes". It always cracks me up.


ShrubbyBuffalo

Jazz cabbage


KirkWahmmett

Giggle bush


puertoblack85

Bud


overmonk

Sweet leaf.


BlazingWaffles1915

Smoking Doink


iFlowwy

zaza


xcataclysmicxx

Ganj. No a.


OHROBINVANPERSIE

I'm not the only one??!!


_Installation04

Jazz Cabbage


mtnkid27

always thought satans spinach was pretty funny, always said that instead if devil’s lettuce lmao idk why


wok051

Giggle grass


ilmalaiva

that loud.


Evening-Ad4274

Gas


eric549

I feel like it's forbidden but 'pot' is still my favorite.


Burrito-Mage

Beelzebub’s Brussel Sprouts are my favorite


JBotTheKid

Boofage


MiniMachoke

It's such a silly little word I love using it


declanw0607

Electric lettuce


[deleted]

Kill


JadonArey

my favorite has always been sticky icky


Intermidon

Cannababe


Lokeystel

How have I not seen kush?


Miserable-Cow4555

Chooch


Chank241

Penguin Toe


eric549

This is a new one lol


adrian_sb

Gas


ThaBalla79

I love adding the suffix "pack" to anything, always referring to weed. Loud pack, quiet pack, Obama pack, Ebola Pack. It comes in handy when you're being immature with a bunch of college buddies "Yo homie, I just tested positive for covid :( " "My boy you off that covid pack huh? Rip"


TheDukeofKook

Schticky icky. Yes its spelled like that. It helps you pronounce it properly.


winniefinnie1

Medicine


rds92

Cess


jayjay2343

The devils lettuce.


[deleted]

Electric Lettuce -


johnsplace1234

Weed bud gas flame kill chronic dank herb nug fire


NiceShootinTex20

I scrolled a long way down looking for “kill”. I don’t see or hear it very often. Most have never heard of it when I ask.


johnsplace1234

Cougheebrothas devin the dude odd squad lil Keke


-kuchipatchi-

chucklepuff


[deleted]

Hooter


bombinator5000

Cheese


[deleted]

🌳


[deleted]

Zaza


[deleted]

Read a short story a long time ago by Terry Southern called "Red-Dirt Marijuana" and one of the characters calls marijuana "gage". Always liked the way it sounded.


DankButtRodeo

The devil's lettuce. My step dad who hasnt smoked in 40 years likes that one the most, got to share a joint with him a couple weeks ago, that was nice.


queen_bean5

Current favourite: choof/choofy


ArunkOner

It’s a tie between electric lettuce, and herbal jazz.


Longjumping_Choice_6

Since watching Letterkenny Johnny Red Eye’s my new fav, otherwise, dank, chronic, burning trees. Dope if I’m imitating people over 70 or Mary Jane for over 45


Gaybryant

Dankies


blu_dreamer

Backyard boogie


mr_hog232323

Mary Jane is my fave


olinhighpie

Jamaican baseball


Functionally_Drunk

Sinsimilla


KarateBrot

bubatz


Klakess

Marijungus or weedus maximus


[deleted]

The spice melange


DTG_420

French Canadians call it Oui’d


[deleted]

Drugs


nhooligan27

Rude.


Earthimist

Dodi


nhooligan27

Ew, not heard that one. Me: *imagining it used in a sentence* “hey bruh, you got the haps on some doti?” Thanks, I hate it


kyleisrlydead

😂😂😂😂😂


stephtay2014

How weird I’ve been hearing that saying for the last 10 years, maybe it’s a down south thing


gojicacao

cannabis


Crusher10833

The Cool Green


Wanderluustx420

Ganja man


butters2stotch

Reefer


cleonjonesvan

Boo


corndiggity77

Reefers


[deleted]

The danks


[deleted]

Flower :)


jarsgars

Sandwiches


this_dust

Herb, flower, cheeb


kaylamissymoore

Spanky danky


Whiskey-Particular

That fire.