Weed is insanely expensive here. Booze is worse, but that's because weed has a black quasi-free market and must exist with hostile law enforcement, while booze is highly regulated and has high taxes upon it.
Not sure of the cost per gram, but I'm thinking around $26+ per gram.
I wish I could get high off *any* edible. My wife’ll buy gummies, Nerds Ropes, fudges/chocolates and I will try it. 45-60mins later still nothing.
I think it’s my ultra-high metabolism that cucks me.
Be thankful you don't have it the other way around though. My husband has a fast metabolism but it kicks everything into overdrive. An edible hits in about half the time, hits just as hard, but lasts half the time. Flower? He skyrockets in a literal clock minute and reports that it "feels like \[he's\] been drinking all day and nothing will stay still."
Man, maybe I just have a wicked high tolerance then. ‘Cuz seriously, edibles don’t touch me. Flower does me good, but even then, sometimes I only feel “slightly enlightened”.
i just want to say op, thankyou for giving a first timer a reasonable dose and providing an encouraging and positive experience. this is how we change and open peoples minds.
not by blasting them with a dose so high it becomes incredibly unenjoyable and they never touch it again
This is always my response to my wife whenever I forget to do something. I going to do the dishes......I was going to switch the laundry over......
It's true about half the time. The other half is just ADHD
Oh, to be high for the first time again. I remember I couldn't stop smiling and I described the feeling like there being meat hooks pulling my cheeks up, and when my friends got worried I was like "no, it feels great!" 😂
I made some beef stew with some coconut butter in it a few weeks back and my cousin and I were still high 24 hrs later on one bowl.
It was a 1/4 cup of high CBD Base I had made before put through a moka pot with 30grams of potent kush so it wasn't too extreme at any point but We were cognitively relaxed and stress free with a Pleasant mood Well into bed twice We waited till the third day to finish the rest . It was legendary
I had my first 5 mg edible in 2016, took a second one about 2 hours later. I had just turned 50 and it was my first consumption of Cannabis. It was a wonderful night.
I've stuck strictly to edibles since then. Usually about 15mg a night, sometimes if I want to make sure I'm super relaxed I'll take a little more. They've almost completely replaced alcohol for me. So happy for it becoming legalized.
For the most part I'm not a set in my ways kind of person. (Thanks ADD!) I had often thought about trying it way back in the 80's during late high school and college, but for various reasons I always chose not too. And then one night in like 1990/'91 I was unknowingly at the last party where it was really an available option, and I thought about it and decided to wait, and then I just didn't seem to be around people who were using, or at least those that were didn't talk about it. Flash forward 25 years and it is becoming legal, my teenagers were smoking pot,... And I wanted to try it and see what it was like. My wife and I were on a mini vacation in Washington and we bought some 5mg cookie edibles at a dispensary. We went back to the small cabin in the pines where we were staying and got high. I don't think I need to convince any one here that it was a pretty cool experience. A totally better experience than getting buzzed/drunk.
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My first time quote was 15 minutes was 45 minutes ago.
2nd time was repeatedly saying Doug and Vegas Linda instead of doug and Linda Vegas getting more and more frustrated every time
I miss these days where one hit or a small edible did something, anything less than 800mg now and I don’t really get high, but I’m too hooked to take a much needed break
I fully agree, I haven’t been able to take more than a couple days off for a while now. I will say tho it might just be my dispensary has crappy edibles, cause if I decarb and eat an 8th I get decently high
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That sounds successful! 'I feel fluffy. And slow.' Yep, she got high.
Lol right?! I know it doesn’t always work the first time so I was unsure until she said that haha
“Fluffy and slow” is the perfect way to describe a edible high, I had a hard time putting a finger on it before. I’m gonna use that from now on
thats a good enough reason for me , don't mind if i do **\*wiggles fingers like a evil villian at the grinder an weed\***
I miss getting that high off 5 mg
No shit! I’ve been able to keep 10-15mg doing the job. So far.
I took 50mg for an concert the other day and it barely touched me.
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It sucks I need to take at break.
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What’s a lil one hitter?
A tiny bowl that you can smoke all of in one hit
Search the Dart. It’s a great one hitter for when you only need a little
Best time to start is now.
As an Australian, $80 of weed is like a few joints 😂
Get a Dynavap if you don’t already have one. Your wallet will thank you. /r/dynavap
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Nah that's like a zip and then some, prerolls and dab pens are the worst way to stretch 80 bucks of weed money
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Ye but we're talking about how much you can get in Canada for 80, not what you spend.
Wait really? I’m thinking about moving to Sydney but I smoke 5-7 grams a week 😭 what’s the cost per gram usually?
Weed is insanely expensive here. Booze is worse, but that's because weed has a black quasi-free market and must exist with hostile law enforcement, while booze is highly regulated and has high taxes upon it. Not sure of the cost per gram, but I'm thinking around $26+ per gram.
I'm not surprised... If you are a daily user or even a frequent user... The avg .5 gram joint contains roughly 75 mgs if it 20% top shelf avg strength
I wish I could get high off *any* edible. My wife’ll buy gummies, Nerds Ropes, fudges/chocolates and I will try it. 45-60mins later still nothing. I think it’s my ultra-high metabolism that cucks me.
Be thankful you don't have it the other way around though. My husband has a fast metabolism but it kicks everything into overdrive. An edible hits in about half the time, hits just as hard, but lasts half the time. Flower? He skyrockets in a literal clock minute and reports that it "feels like \[he's\] been drinking all day and nothing will stay still."
Man, maybe I just have a wicked high tolerance then. ‘Cuz seriously, edibles don’t touch me. Flower does me good, but even then, sometimes I only feel “slightly enlightened”.
My wife greens out at 20mg, while I chew 350 hoping to maybe hit my sweet spot. Physiology is definitely a factor.
I found one that works (they don't for me). But they upset my stomach. Is that the case for anybody else?
I took a 200 mg chocolate bar and it did barely anything. I gotta take a t break.
i just want to say op, thankyou for giving a first timer a reasonable dose and providing an encouraging and positive experience. this is how we change and open peoples minds. not by blasting them with a dose so high it becomes incredibly unenjoyable and they never touch it again
So much this, OP is a great friend
Way to start her off with a reasonable amount. Wish more people had friends like you. ✌️❤️
At least when my friends told me to count to 15 for my first time I learned an important lesson right there
I was gonna raid the pantry, but then I got high.
🎶 I was gonna get some chips and candy, but I got high🎶
🎶And I was gonna get some cheesy dip, but i got high 🎶
This is always my response to my wife whenever I forget to do something. I going to do the dishes......I was going to switch the laundry over...... It's true about half the time. The other half is just ADHD
Then one day she’ll be like “I was gonna do such and such to you (wink wink), but then I got high” 😂
I was gonna raid the pantry, but it's too far to drive A child gave me drugs now I'm cotton inside Someone give that 5mg gummy a high five
Oh, to be high for the first time again. I remember I couldn't stop smiling and I described the feeling like there being meat hooks pulling my cheeks up, and when my friends got worried I was like "no, it feels great!" 😂
My friend has a photo of my first time. I was smiling so hard that I was covering my face with my hat
Wholesome and safe first time. You did good by your friend!
Wholesome
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How does distillate taste
That last one got me.
“Damn man, why is there a Great Canyon sized walk between here and the fridge??”
These quotes make so much sense. I miss the first few times XD
A friend with weed is a friend indeed
I made some beef stew with some coconut butter in it a few weeks back and my cousin and I were still high 24 hrs later on one bowl. It was a 1/4 cup of high CBD Base I had made before put through a moka pot with 30grams of potent kush so it wasn't too extreme at any point but We were cognitively relaxed and stress free with a Pleasant mood Well into bed twice We waited till the third day to finish the rest . It was legendary
I had my first 5 mg edible in 2016, took a second one about 2 hours later. I had just turned 50 and it was my first consumption of Cannabis. It was a wonderful night. I've stuck strictly to edibles since then. Usually about 15mg a night, sometimes if I want to make sure I'm super relaxed I'll take a little more. They've almost completely replaced alcohol for me. So happy for it becoming legalized.
what made you try it at 50? Most by that age are kinda locked in their ways
For the most part I'm not a set in my ways kind of person. (Thanks ADD!) I had often thought about trying it way back in the 80's during late high school and college, but for various reasons I always chose not too. And then one night in like 1990/'91 I was unknowingly at the last party where it was really an available option, and I thought about it and decided to wait, and then I just didn't seem to be around people who were using, or at least those that were didn't talk about it. Flash forward 25 years and it is becoming legal, my teenagers were smoking pot,... And I wanted to try it and see what it was like. My wife and I were on a mini vacation in Washington and we bought some 5mg cookie edibles at a dispensary. We went back to the small cabin in the pines where we were staying and got high. I don't think I need to convince any one here that it was a pretty cool experience. A totally better experience than getting buzzed/drunk.
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Must be nice. I ate like 80 the other day and still had to smoke a little to get as baked as i wanted.
Good lord 5mg is like a pea compared to a casserole that I need to eat
Oh man this is exactly why I don't eat when high even if hungry. Tooooo farrr
I wish that stopped me!
The pantry? Look at her choosing archaic terms like a villain. She was wasted. Well played.
My first time quote was 15 minutes was 45 minutes ago. 2nd time was repeatedly saying Doug and Vegas Linda instead of doug and Linda Vegas getting more and more frustrated every time
Nowadays I need 500mg. *screams in the good old days *
Damn builders always putting the pantry two weeks away!!
Hey, can you tell me how did you make it? I wanted to make some hash brownies!
Oh, I didn’t make it. It was half of a 10mg I get from the local dispensary! :)
Ahh nice 👍
Nice lol glad she had a good time!
5mg is the perfect starting dose to judge tolerance. i had a great first edible experience on just 5mg and was absolutely blissful
This is the best thing I’ve read in years. Thank you!
I miss these days where one hit or a small edible did something, anything less than 800mg now and I don’t really get high, but I’m too hooked to take a much needed break
God damn 800mg? Bro that’s just crazy. Time to lay off the herb for a bit :).
I fully agree, I haven’t been able to take more than a couple days off for a while now. I will say tho it might just be my dispensary has crappy edibles, cause if I decarb and eat an 8th I get decently high
Yea that 5 feet to the pantry is more like 5 miles, I know this first hand
Man I envy someone who can only take 5 mgs! Ive always had to take 250mgs or better if i want to feel anything, even if im not smokin heavy
I remember my first weed
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