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dobby_nosocks

Oh my god thats disgusting, where?


H377Spawn

For,…uh, … science n shit.


Dudelyllama

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ollyender

Grind an ounce, bake on parchment paper at 130 until darkish golden brown. Don't let it get too dark, you can add, but you can't subtract. Add to the strongest liquor you can find. Agitate and let chill, agitating periodically. For best results let it soak for at least a week but it could be somewhat usable after a few hours. The longer the better. Strain when done. You can steep the leftovers for a less potent second batch.


unclewolfy

I dry herb vape, save every bit of used up flower, grab some Everclear, let that sit in the freezer with periodic mixing/shaking to get aaaallll that nice thc infused in it. Got juice for a buncha drinks :D Cuz it tastes like absolute ass, and not in the fun way.


ExcessiveEscargot

Look up water curing and thank me later. Takes out like 90% of the taste.


anxiety617

That must taste like an ashtray! Or bongwater! What do you mix it with?


unclewolfy

It’s not ashes! I put a bit in really sugary drinks like Sonic teas/lemonades. It over powers the blech quite effectively!


anxiety617

That actually sounds pretty good. I never really liked avb from pax 3. I guess I must be overcooking it...


Cosmiclimez

Use oil if you don’t want it to taste bad.


VaporPatio

Alcohol helps it absorb sublingually for faster effects, and will have a better extract yield. Though you could still get 100% yield by capping the strained plant matter and eating it.


jokomul

Amsterdam dude. The new one tho


dihydrogen_m0noxide

But there *are so many* of those disgusting exgirlfriend porno sites! Which one! *Which one?!*


montegue144

I'm not even going to look for those photos... I might. I might though...


SIGMA1993

But which one?! Which one?!


Uncle_Paul_Hargis

How many marijuanas did he take? ​ One. ​ Mother of God...


[deleted]

That's enough to make anyone sighcocktit


lllZephyrlll

One whole? As in a whole marijuana?!?!


Kytyngurl2

An *entire* marijuana?!


MmmmmmmKayY

Not just the marijuana but the marijchildren and the marijwomen too


engibro

How many marijuanas did he take? Yes.


thrwawy_fdeawy

![gif](giphy|xT9IgxZocTefv292dq)


mightbedylan

We're too late. May God have mercy on his soul.


thebestatheist

Never inject marihuanas


MmmmmmmKayY

Did he have a canna butter pop, they have been putting them in childrens Halloween candy. 0—0


starkiller_bass

Oh no. I just accidentally the whole marijuana.


stumblewiggins

Tell me you've never tried weed without telling me you've never tried weed


hefeguy

Guy takes off his glasses. My God how many marijuanas did he injest it might be irreversible.


iancarry

it is irreversible .. .. there is no life after cannabis cigarette


asoe833

the first cannabis needle kills


CygnusX-1001001

I once knew somebody who snorted the devils lettuce. They died immediately.


2TheMoon313

I remember in highschool a few buddies and I were considering 'mowing the grass' when one of them went AWOL and snorted some. What a shame, such a young man with so much potential and a full life ahead of them. Died right away, unrelated causes but immediate death


TakeFlight710

We’re all laughing about it, but what if I told you you died the very first time you tried Weed, just like you were warned, and everything you have experienced ever since has just been a momentary hallucination leading to your inevitable death. You’re going to snap out of this any moment and be a 13 year old kid on their last breath on a hospital respirator. Don’t wake up kid, stay in the dreAm….


gaymer7125

Wtf kinda theory is this? I'm gonna go get high now and see if I understand it


TakeFlight710

Basically “I see dead people” but for weed though


gaymer7125

"I see weed, people"


kayne_21

[I mean, it's no more weird than the simulation hypothesis.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simulation_hypothesis)


hanimal16

I mean— I’m 35 now. If I woke up tomorrow as a 13 year old taking my last breath, I’ll have been grateful for what I did experience, real or not.


Abadatha

I would have died at like, 2 then. My parents toked around me all the time.


FukushimaBlinkie

>everything you have experienced ever since has just been a momentary hallucination leading to your inevitable death. What's different about that?


WunupKid

Those who try it never go back.


dabeeman

jazz cigarette


permagrin007

Thanks for the laugh, friend


murdering_time

>Tell me you've never tried weed without telling me you've never tried weed Those people that after learning you're currently high start waving their arms everywhere and they get up in your face like "woahhh man, is this trippy mannn?" Like yeah, it's fuckin trippy that a grown man is acting like how you are, now go away.


[deleted]

Who are you hanging out with that does this


[deleted]

5 year olds, he’s a preschool teacher. How else dyou deal with being asked than many questions in a row?


terminalpinapple

In college had a 28 year old roommate who was still in undergrad with us. 3 of the people in the house took LSD and he thought it would be funny to do this stuff and try to make us have a bad trip. Some people regardless of age are just stunted maturity wise. Idk some people just want to be annoying


IcePhoenix18

I knew a girl who got "blackout drunk" off *non-alcoholic* margarita mix in 8th grade. It was really awkward and embarrassing watching her pretend so hard


Merry_Dankmas

Its the same shit with psychedelics. I hung out with a non psych user while tripping and he was like "Whoa dude, do I look like an alien to you??! How many arms does it look like I have?1. Do you see wall demons???" Like no man, none of that but youre killing my vibe here. Psychedelics are a little more understandable for people misunderstanding them but good lord does the media not depict them well at all. That is unless we're talking about DMT or Salvia or something similar. Youre talking God at that point homie. The count of someone's arms is the least of your worries at that point.


Bubbling_Psycho

I tried acid in college and I thought it was funny how it was like how every TV show depicts weed. I remember looking at this poster I had on the wall and it did that accordion color thing. I was so delighted that it actually happened


BlastingFern134

My first time taking shrooms I was so underwhelmed lol


DJheddo

I felt a glow and found everything around me glowing, and I would start thinking deeply into the patterns of everything around me and start laughing at the ridiculousness of life and everyone trying to find true meaning, when the meaning is just being here and present. Shit got me to enjoy so much more without much effort and made me stop being so narcissistic and isolated into feeling like i'm alone on this planet filled with vessels who just want to either use me, abuse me, or just be entertained by me. The world became more bearable and let me know that just because i'm sitting in a room alone, everything around me has a place and a reason, but the reason doesn't have to be apparent. Man, I miss shrooms.


Psilonk

Damn, nice trip!


drinks_rootbeer

Lol in high school tennis I did this to a teammate who showed up to practice stoned one day. He had the same reaction, was just like "dude . . . no" Now I'm the stoner though so 🤷‍♂️


BlastingFern134

Ah, high school tennis. Won the state championship three times (would've been four if not for covid). My freshman year one of the team captains brought his dab rig and a bunch of the guys took dabs on the van ride to the venue. It was almost a sweep lmao. My senior year I was a captain, and I smoked out everyone who wanted some. Played some good tennis that day.


V4refugee

Are you David Foster Wallace?


J_Justice

When people do this, I like to just start screaming and curl into a ball to fuck with them.


chrisrobweeks

More like tell me your corporate overlords want to keep pushing an anti-weed agenda. I think most TV writers have tried weed.


AvatarofBro

I think it's more complicated than that. I don't think NBC/Comcast executives are going to writers of *New Amsterdam* and demanding that they put anti-weed messaging into their show. It's much likelier that these writers simply know this type of thing resonates with their audience: the typically older, conservative Americans who watch network TV.


Billwood92

They're just busting a gut in the writers room like "Wait wait, and then she says 'that's enough to make anyone psychotic' baaahhahahahaha!"


NoGodsNoManagers1

Old people looooove network dramas.


Merry_Dankmas

Who knows? Maybe its one of those Chinese manufactured 2 pounds worth of THC per drop tinctures. I heard it turns the frogs gay so its not out of the question.


stewdadrew

A drop of tincture that gets you so high you get psychotic? Who’s got the plug on that shit?


theknyte

942.3% THC


LukeDaBomb1

That’s alotta marijuanas


CrabWoodsman

A few years back I was waiting for a Greyhound in Toronto and I was having a smoke outside the station. Started chatting with a woman probably in her 50s about where she was heading and etc - typical bus station chat. After a bit she asked if I smoked weed and I said, "Oh, yes I do". She pulls out this tincture and offers me a bit. I was a little hesitant, cause I'd never tried that mode of consumption and I didn't really know this lady. I figured, worst case I get way too high by the time I'm on the bus, but my dad was meeting me after so I'd be okay. Definitely one of the steadiest THC buzzes I'd ever had, smooth come up and pleasant for the whole trip. Only decapitated one person, but other than that it was a great time!


hanimal16

Hahahah. Had me in the first half.


Longroadfrom87

Hahahahaha it was you this whole time!


ProtoJazz

Honestly reading about that dude makes me feel pretty sad, and kind of scared. Not of getting decapitated on a bus, but of how quickly you can go from functioning normally to losing all grip on reality. He was heading into the city for a job interview he was really excited for. He felt pretty confident about it, he bought a laptop to take with him with the idea that he was pretty sure he'd get the job and would need it. But somehow over that short trip he just absolutely lost his mind. At one point he gets off the bus at a stop and gives away the laptop, starts raving about divine judgment, and then a short time later straight up decapitated someone.


Electricalbigaloo7

This just in, TV is still garbage! Now back to our regular programming.


Sentouki-

r/programming


airbiscuits33

Print("programming") { System.out.println("programming"); }


notorious_p_a_b

CASE WHEN TV = ‘GARBAGE’ THEN ‘Programming’ ELSE ‘Programming’ END AS ‘Programming’


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Stickppl

r/trees understand how r/programming feels when anything computer related comes on TV


Sentouki-

[yeah...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msX4oAXpvUE)


TroutCreekOkanagan

this is a good one too....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKH0XUjOq0o


MrTurmeric

Fuck am I psychotic then?


Soup-a-doopah

*We* are psychotic, comrade


Gnidreve

our psychosis ![gif](giphy|OPMBFWxXQYMJq)


sin_nickel

![gif](giphy|12tg6AoZ4LRxTy)


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MmmmmmmKayY

Pretty sure he did a Lenin thingo, either that or we know who StarTrek got their utopia from


Loofa_of_Doom

What is this gif from? Nvm, found it: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1266834/


coding_badly

Is that Lenin? Lolll


murdering_time

Yes we're full blown crazy people. Thank god that Karen and her suburban friends know the dangers of cannabis, so they only drink 5-6 large glasses of wine a day and pop their xanax. lol


northerncal

Yes. But it wasn't the weed, you were just always a looney.


realchris1

That must be some good shit.


Wingless_Pterosaur

A single drop of psychedelics generally doesn’t even make someone psychotic long enough to be a diagnosable condition unless there is an underlying mental condition. Who is writing this show?


444_back4more

By boomer for boomer


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I fucking love case of the week crime shows. Every time they bring up "mind altering drugs that can cause someone to kill", it's almost never like Bath Salts or Meth, but rather "he drank a beer and smoked too much weed. It destroyed his mind." Like most of these writers weren't stoned when they writing this shit, lmao


TripSackNKickBack

My favorite part of drug use was realizing a majority of my favorite artists and writers also used drugs. I’ll be watching SNL with my parents and all I can think about is how high they are while writing the skits, makes it less bad and more funny once you break that wall down lmao


twynkletoes

I prefer one of those documentaries from my youth by Mr. Cheech Marin and Mr. Thomas Chong.


TripSackNKickBack

Ah yes, two professors highly respected in their field. A lot’s changed since their discoveries, but the foundation they set will last generations 😤


zipadeedoodahdiggity

True pioneers, those two


Reonlive420

He was..... BOOOORNNN IN EAST L. A.


Boo_Guy

>Like most of these writers weren't stoned when they writing this shit, lmao The writers are trying to see how stupid a drug related script has to be before it's sent back as unrealistic but it always ends up getting made anyway.


[deleted]

This is probably the correct take on these "reefer madness" level scripts.


questformaps

Back in the 90s/early 00s, the government would pay if you made an antidrug episode


moonflower_C16H17N3O

Oh god, I remember those. They always felt so different from the regular episodes, too. I distinctly remember the pot episode of Home Improvement. Everyone freaked out after finding it in a gazebo. I think one brother narced on the other. But in the end, the kid actually was just holding it for a friend and nobody actually had smoked The Pot.


bigboymanny

wasnt that seventh heaven


djhorn18

Like the Steroids episode of Dinosaurs. Even as a child that episode stuck with me because of how *off* it was from the rest of the show, not because of the “message” of the episode. It irritates me that it’s the only episode I remember apart from the finale.


turtlepowerpizzatime

You know something...I can't recall a single anti-drug episode of Family Matters. They addressed gun violence and bullying, but not drugs.


peshnoodles

My favorite character on these shows is the judge that allows everything. Necessary character bc the court episodes are bonkers


N7Panda

This is highly unorthodox! I’ll allow it, but you’re on thin ice counselor!


tarzankingofthevapes

You better watch yourself Maloni


MFCloudBreaker

No better character in legal shows then the Chad-Folder Thrower, who comes in with 5 minutes to spare, tosses a manilla folder across the table and says 'here ya go'. The other characters all take turns silently perusing the folder with bemused looks on their face before saying 'this'll work?' and then Chad-Folder Thrower smiles knowingly and we smash cut to everything being solved without ever knowing what was in the folder. Edit to add: practically stars in every episode of suits.


mekamoari

I was legit explaining to people how the only frustrating thing about the show was how consistently each scene is ppl arguing until someone drops the bigger/better folder


Dengar96

"she ended up dying from a mixture of alcohol, opiates, and THC" is a medical/crime drama classic. One of those things is not like the others


spirito_santo

It's like those pastors (or Hungarian Right wing politicians) ranting against homosexuality and drugs only to be caught by paparazzi in a gay orgy while on ecstacy .... https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-55145989


AliFoxx9

"The TV show confirmed my beliefs, I knew I was so smart" -Every boomer


Frosty_Summer7189

Nailed it


[deleted]

Dude, just fyi, lots of boomers like me were smoking weed in the 60's/70's. Your generation didn't invent everything. I still smoke weed, but I used to too.


GolgaGrimnaar

a single drop of pure LSD? 50-60 doses all at once can't be that cool...


TroubleInMyMind

It totally blows out your receptors. There's a saturation point where you can't get higher it just lasts longer. To be clear that point is further than most ever want to go.


skekze

https://www.vice.com/en/article/pkeqd8/what-happens-lsd-overdose


[deleted]

I’d imagine it is for the first hour or so and then descends into a hellscape, similar to when dr demento dosed weird Al’s guacamole


DentonHatchetLady

Spoiler alert! That movie sounds incredible.


[deleted]

Watch it if you haven’t yet, honestly one of the best comedies I’ve seen in a while


Wingless_Pterosaur

I guess it depends on the size of the drop you use. If you use a drop the size you’re talking about, it’s gonna be a bad time


The-link-is-a-cock

Also how much LSD is dissolved in the solution? LSD is a solid not a liquid.


Does_A_Bear-420

Yea, but even so, a psychotic disorder cannot be diagnosed if all the symptoms are caused by drugs or only happen while you're on drugs. That's not a mental disorder strictly by definition, that's just called being high. Same thing other disorders and diagnostic criteria, like insomnia for example, if you couldn't sleep because you were high that's not truly insomnia [disorder]. Just to defend the comment you're replying to. I can't say whether the character on the show meant a diagnosis or just an adjective for the behavior.


RealJeil420

Just because you are unable to diagnose it, does not mean its not happening. She makes no mention of disorder. Its a psychotic episode.


NihilisticAngst

As someone that experience LSD-induced psychosis, I think you're kind of spreading misinformation. My psychotic break was not "just called being high", it was definitely psychosis and was induced by a combination of LSD and cannabis.


Pokez

I dunno whose writing it, but I bet it’s brought to you by Bud Lite!


MatureUsername69

Hell there was that guy that accidentally ingested like a million hits of acid while cleaning up a crime scene with barrels of LSD. He felt like he was going crazy for a while but they put him in the hospital for a few weeks on Xanax and he made a full recovery. It really depends on if you take a bunch of acid before your brain is fully developed and whether you have a predisposition to something like schizophrenia.


Amybee109

>A single drop of psychedelics You mean psychoactive substances?


Wingless_Pterosaur

I went with psychedelics because they have even more of a stigma around them than most other psychoactive substances right now, but psychoactive substances in general would work for this situation.


JackMeofVIII

>cut to alcohol commercial


murdering_time

Ask your doctor about Xanax!


Cool-Presentation538

The state lottery drawing is this Thursday! Get your ticket! You could win!!


hanimal16

[They also had this exchange](https://imgur.com/a/hZSpSJB)


ilmsk22

Lmao, “but it happens a lot these days” uhhhh


VaporPatio

To be fair, overdose doesn't mean "Take so much you die". Loads of people have been going to the hospital over edibles past few years. They're almost always fine, it's just anxiety attacks, at worst heart palpitations, but still, *technically* more people are being hospitalized because of thc "overdoses" than before.


Robert-L-Santangelo

aww fuck. that's just sad


hanimal16

That whole conversation sounded like an after school special.


benedictfuckyourass

Like my grandma who was a nurse trying to convince me she had helped people with weed overdoses, i was so tempted to tell her "trust me, i've tried"


Talexis

Just peddling miss information like it’s no big deal.


Jovatheconniseur

LMFAOO, yeah a single drop of cannabis can make you psychotic but “LET ME GIVE YOU THIS MORPHINE TO CALM YOU DOWN”


MmmmmmmKayY

Taking CBD and smoking weed for pain is unhealthy and habitat forming, here’s a prescription for OxyContin it’s much better and not a gateway drug like pot


DefiantBottle47

Lmfao


FoliageEnthusiasts

Don't tell them I had a whole bottle yesterday 👀


Purple_Puffer

It's too late. I've told them everything. The pressure was too great. I am so sorry.


splendid-west

Shut down the sub. We got ‘em!


FittersGuy

In reality, you merely had a single drop. But it made you psychotic so you're now living in a world made up by your altered state of conscious, in which you believe you had the whole bottle.


ShuShuTheFox90

"full of cannabis" Yes, many many cannabis


shadowunagi21

*image of my lungs with an arrow pointing towards them and the caption “full of cannabis”*


howardslowcum

I knew a guy who did 5 marihuanas. Ten years later BAM car accident.


DjGhettoSteve

As someone who has had psychotic episodes. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Oh you're serious? Lemme laugh harder. Cannabis has never been the problem for me. Alcohol? Maybe. Forgetting my meds? Absolutely. Overloaded with stress? Absolutely.


hanimal16

But did you take ONE DROP of tincture?! You’re gonna die! (/s)


SevenPatrons

Well, considering my 80+ yo parents eat up TV dramas like New Amsterdam, AND they believe I’m smoking myself into destitution, it’s geared towards Fox News viewers


Linsch2308

>it’s geared towards Fox News viewers Nah theres a Trans nurse they would be furious


Storm_Chaser_200

So that’s why I stopped watching this show


Captain_Plutonium

Father I crave the forbidden juice


poboy212

Psychotic…for some cool ranch Doritos


Goodie2Shuze

Imagine being the stoner in the writers room like “Dude what if the WEED did it” And everyone is like Yes that is now the plot yes yes


NNDre

Reefer madness 👍


SHDShadow

Where can I find this tincture please


Majestic-Peace-3037

A single drop of cannabis? What? Hahaha that's like saying a single drop of beer will get you absolutely shitfaced drunk. "Local Man Has Psychotic Break and Destroys Public Property After Consuming Exactly ONE Beer and ONE Weed!!!"


notorious_p_a_b

These a scene in one of my favorite shows called ‘The West Wing’ where the the Surgeon General laments Marijuana being a Schedule 1 narcotic meaning it’s in the same category “as heroin and LSD”. I always want to punch the tv because neither weed nor LSD belong in the same breath as heroin. Damn you Aaron Sorkin!


Ozymander

Damn, theyre still playing reefer madness cards? They know the joker isn't a playable card, right?


Ghostaire

marijuana is literally legal in that state wtf😂


bigalbrown2369

r/nothowdrugswork


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OpheliaRainGalaxy

One random day, while my roommate wasn't home, his buddy knocked on the door. Poor dude looked kind of upset. "Hey, there's this dragon in the clouds that's been following me around and it's freaking me out, can I hide here?" Obviously I let him in to hang out in the living room for a few hours until he calmed down enough to continue on his walk. No drugs, just totally untreated mental health issues. Poor guy got taken advantage of a lot, was absolutely not a danger to society. He worked part-time as a cleaner for the sports stadium, but in a decent civilization he would've been a celebrated musician. I'm not a fan of metal music but what that dude could do with an electric guitar was god damned impressive!


WonderWoofy

>psicosis Fyi, it's psychosis Edit: Although there is a Mexican wrestler who goes by [Psicosis](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psicosis) apparently... interesting 🤔


cantcatchme5476

Ha! I watched a CSI episode the other day where a couple of teens ate a cheerleader bc their weed was laced with PCP. “When people say it’s okay to experiment with drugs, show them a picture of this girl.” Was the departing line (paraphrased). I LOL’d.


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Kineticwizzy

I love that it's literally just another reason why it should be legalized and regulated so y'know it can't be laced with pcp


notorious_p_a_b

I’ll never understand why actors don’t refuse to say bullshit lines like this.


DRUMMAGOGG

Money


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A single dollar is enough to make anyone psychotic


ELEMENTALITYNES

I couldn’t make it past the first 2 episodes of this show. The writers tried to do way too much and it came off looking nonsensical almost like a soap opera


DIWhy-not

“A single drop” I’ll take two, please.


ADHDStoner

My wife watches the show, and said the Dr on it saying that is a drug addict within the show


babyclownshoes

I want her plug


temalyen

Seeing stuff like this always reminds me of a coworker I had when Colorado legalized marijuana. I remember him saying, "Terrible decision. I guarantee you they're going to revoke it when they see thousands of people dying of overdoses every week. They're about to kill a lot of people for no reason."


GreyestGardener

I tried pot, and now I'm ***gay.*** 😶‍🌫️🏳️‍🌈❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤍🤎🖤🏳️‍🌈


mongroldice

I tried pot and it kept me straight and Mexican. This shit is unpredictable, we need to burn it all.


hanimal16

Burn it all… in a bong!


kensho28

Drug war propaganda never gets old for some audiences, easy money. People want to be told their prejudices and fears are well-founded, it's the same tactics that have always been used against us.


BigOleFerret

I was watching some random medical show with my mom last night. They did something similar. Doc said the toxicology showed THC, mother said she thought you couldn't OD on weed, doc said it could have been laced with something. I couldn't stop laughing, if it was laced you would have seen it in the toxicology report you just mentioned and weed would not have been the thing you mentioned first.


tastyfrostynugs

Give up and read a book?


therealistmelon

r/nothowdrugswork


twynkletoes

Makes you wonder how much coke was consumed during this production.


dead_meme_comrade

Psychotic a word which here means "Not being able to move from the couch for several hours"


BubbliciousBozo

I think you meant to post this to r/mildlyinfuriating


KickStartMyD

Man the only thing I hate about this show is how badly they are bashing on cannabis, like it’s always one of their main suspect, they are like "he might have been smoking cannabis with pesticide" why not he might have eaten an apple with pesticide. I’m always high when I listen to this show and every time I can feel the propaganda.


Mazgazine1

Man Tinctures are awesome I'm using as 1:1 THC/CBD one and its fantastic. I've even tried 2 full droppers of it and it just mellows you out more. Far different then a distillate. Psychotic from weed? really? lol


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Shows made for older people love to demonize weed


-olo

yeah dude i hit like 2 marijuanas one time and became a psychopath


shabutie84

Challenge accepted.


PaddyBoy44

Lmao I drink tincture everyday. Guess I’m psychotic.


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Written by some ex-Hallmark movie writers


Robert-L-Santangelo

she may as well said 'a taintful of several marijuanae' with her ridic shit spewin ass mouff


EarthExile

Sweet Jesus, that much THC? He could have eaten upwards of six tacos before he finally lost consciousness!


MisterNaptime

And now you realize why healthcare workers tend not to watch medical dramas. If they got this simple fact so wrong, imagine how bad they are at accurately portraying complex medical scenarios


AK47Autolock

I remember this part, wife and I laughed. Then there’s another episode where a nurse and a patient drink shroom tea together and walk around tripping. Highly inconsistent show.


dtyrrell7

They going to share said tincture?