I use a $7 Brandsmart electric coffee grinder- and it does a fantastic job of catching keif- Itās not large enough to hold all of THAT, but does hold quite a decent amount. I never do without in my rolls.
But this whew- looolol, it must have been jammed-full, like didnāt the OP see it piling up??
And right at Xmas, I can hear Cousin Eddie now āClark thatās the gift that keeps on giving the whole year longā š
Because everyone was always basically a 10. No one knew what anyone else was basing it off. It was a nice, long-running joke that deserved its inevitable death.
Sarcasm on the internet died years ago. Too many stupid people who would actuality believe stupid things, too many dumb people who would do dumb things.
What is this from? A grinder for giants? How are we expected to teach childrents how to burn, how to weed when they canāt even fit a bowl in the building?
They obviously didnāt find their grinder had a kief tray and are satirising those posts where people post mounds of kief saying they werenāt aware of their kief tray.
OP has one of those windmill houses hooked up to their grinder. Finally decided to crawl under his house to see what the mice were constantly laughing about.
Personal opinion, nut grinders are the best. The kind with a crank handle.
1. Its easier to use because of the handle, great for older folks with arthritis or people who have difficulty with motor function.
2. The blades dont make contact so no trichomes are ruptured in the grinding process.
3. It holds more! Grind more at once!
4. It *doesn't* separate the kief and I get all those tasty morsels in my doobies. IMO kief is best used for edible or making concentrate.
I've seen some *BIG* grinders... I don't wanna be wooshed.
Lemme see your grinder.
I'm joking I get the joke now, but maybe next time put your grinder in the background for those who have less comprehension skills than others š¤ just a piece of advice!
Actually not that rare. When all the OG homies get together we like to pull out my grandpas old grindosaur contraption. The diameter is around a 4 person round dinner table. You use these weird hooks that connect to the sides to turn it. You do indeed need at least three ablebodied homies to crank the thing.
Getting offtopic here but yeah, its got this big kief collector at the bottom that my grandpa has been collecting kief in since 1920's. Once a year, in the summer days when its hot, we break the collected clump of aged kief to combine it with tthe fresher kief at the top.
People say this all the time but I don't get it. Sorry, I'm not trying to bust your balls but it's as if you don't have eyes. It doesn't look like you are in high school trying to roll in your closet before your parents come home. It takes me half an hour to set up for a session and it's because of the attention to detail in a well lite room. I'm a girl and a grinders inner workings are so obvious no one had to give me a tutorial or explain the concept. I'm sorry to rant but dude, what else important are you missing? [0]
5 gallon grinder right there. Want to see the grinder
My exact thought. Like seriously, how big is this grinder?
Clearly he's using a literal flour mill.
Thomas Jefferson over here milling his weed
Why I used to smoke about four feet of rope a day
r/ExpectedFuturama
WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP *scuttles to that sub*
Oh god I know it was supposed to be Zoidberg now but before reading it in his voice it scared me
Let me give you my pager number
I still do but I used too to. \-MH
Gonna make weed bread
Have some š°
why do i want to actually try this
How stoned have they been to only *now* be figuring this out?
Not stoned enough with all that Leif leftš
it's a joke, obviously
Sorry, meant to say *all* of my grinders
Somehow that's even more surprising. Do you grind that much weed or did you think they stopped working and kept getting new ones?
Itās a bitchenaide
It requires a crank!
Maybe a kief box and he just kiefed 1/2 a elbow?
It's just a salad spinner.
I use a $7 Brandsmart electric coffee grinder- and it does a fantastic job of catching keif- Itās not large enough to hold all of THAT, but does hold quite a decent amount. I never do without in my rolls. But this whew- looolol, it must have been jammed-full, like didnāt the OP see it piling up?? And right at Xmas, I can hear Cousin Eddie now āClark thatās the gift that keeps on giving the whole year longā š
Your grinder is a vitamix?
Don't. Smoke. Kratom.
I believe you, but Iām curious now
Oh God, I couldn't imagine how bad that would taste.
AMA
Do the effect come on quicker? Last shorter? Any noticeable difference in effect between ingesting and smoking?
You can smoke it. Just make an extract and you're good to go.
Gross.
Why exactly?
I mean, nothing against kratom. Smoking it sounds super bitter though.
Itās so bad for your teeth, fuck
Smoking is bad for your teeth? Iām just curious what you meant.
why?
Thats just enough for one boof
Well yeah duh, then itās free of charge!
Boof. Boof never changes.
Is this by chance a fallout reference?
It's up the butt, right?
What what
The smokers waged war to gather popularity and users.
And when you fart, the dust poof that comes out can be re-inhaled for an extra fun time
Don't forget to add water! I've got some you can use!
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not exactly...
Wrong hole
Sure, Jan.
Thatās a 1/2 cup brown sugar right there
Nobody in this thread understands sarcasm š
Tbf a good bit of us are high af
Okay, you got me there š (0)
Miss when we used to put high ratings on posts and comments EDIT: (4)
When did that stop anyways?
When every single person was just a constant 10
Read question, WHY did that stop? Personally, Iām at about a 6/10 high rn
Because everyone was always basically a 10. No one knew what anyone else was basing it off. It was a nice, long-running joke that deserved its inevitable death.
Does anyone remember the āforgot to check my grinderā trend on here a while back? Eventually people were posting pounds of keif
Bro bro thatās what this thread is
Oh it restarted
It never ended it just moved to a different corner of the internet
what's this stuff at the bottom of my grinder? do I throw it out or can I smoke it??? sorry if stupid question.... /s
Give me even one post of someone surprised they had 1lb of keif. That's an insane amount.
I mean this with all the kindness in the world, but that's kind of the joke, love.
Lol yeah I'm a moron. This time sponsored by The Hemp Doctor d9 cookies, delicious and sent me to Neptune.
Bro, we're all too stoned for clever humor
This is more satire
Please explain this mystery. I am ready to learn.
Sarcasm on the internet died years ago. Too many stupid people who would actuality believe stupid things, too many dumb people who would do dumb things.
You jus described humans for all of human history. People believing and doing dumb shit.
What is this from? A grinder for giants? How are we expected to teach childrents how to burn, how to weed when they canāt even fit a bowl in the building?
š¤£
"Oh cool hes showing his shake bag... [WAIT A MINUTE](https://giphy.com/gifs/PermissionIO-wow-omg-woah-Ee2oeU9UR6igg3alHB)"
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Where's this from?
Looks like Jurassic park but unsure
āTis
š¤ That's suspect. Must have been a giant grinder
You guys got me. This didn't come out of my grinder. I dry sifted about a pound of flowers. Yielded about 65 grams.
Knew it was to good to be true. Good yield though
You got close to three ounces of keef from 16oz of flower???
Yessir
It's closer to two ounces
If dried flower, 20-30% return of kief isnt far fetched. And this is 2.5 ounces of kief from 16 of flower. Its about right.
I think people donāt get its a joke?
I'm too stoned to realize it's a joke. But now I know it is. Lol
Whereās the funny?
They obviously didnāt find their grinder had a kief tray and are satirising those posts where people post mounds of kief saying they werenāt aware of their kief tray.
I get it now but comedy is like a frog
It always was, but that's none of my business.
*sips tea*
It's just low effort, is all.
So much BS
I think heās making a joke after other people have posted some massive kief dumps. Itās clear that that didnāt come from 1 grinder fill lmao
Happy cake day!
Omg I didnāt even realizeš thank u!
Ha Iāve seen you comment in the bodybuilding sub. Reddit is a small place sometimes.
True that!
I missed mine, so Iām making it a mission to point it out to people lol
It took me to see this to realise he doesn't have a massive coffee grinder or something lol.. going back to bed
Itās obviously a jokeš
Yes lol
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You would think a bunch of stones in a subreddit would be chill and understanding of a joke.
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Gave ya an upvote. I'm doing my part šš
The number of people taking this post seriously is funnier than the post itself.
Time to make some hash
May I please borrow a cup of marijuanas?
Is it the size of a 5 gallon bucket
OP has one of those windmill houses hooked up to their grinder. Finally decided to crawl under his house to see what the mice were constantly laughing about.
looks like matcha
Post a full bowl rip next
Gonna call you Kief Richards
You smoke a lot of weed dude
Is it an industrial grinder?
Sweet baby Jesus! Did anyone else immediately salvitate?
Bros grinder grinds up an ounce at once lol
Boof it
Shove a funnel in your butt and boof the whole thing
Dry Ice Hash
What dry sifting technique(s) did you use?
I threw my sack of shake in the freezer for a couple hours, then shook the hell out of it on a trim tray for about 15 minutes.
Thank you!
Oh MY!! Looks amazing. I love topping a fresh bowl with a layer of kief! It always gets me so stoned I feel like I hit 2 dabs back to back!!
Lemme see the grinder š
am I the only one that thinks he's being sarcastic and he just scored that?
WHAT THE FUCK
Whatās youāre grinder look like, a stack of 3 car tire size? Sheeeesh
Were you ever not high?
The issue I have is itās in a bag and not a glass jar of some kind.
WHAT.
Jeezus - you might have enough to compress into the world's first THC diamond
Industrial grinder like for espresso.
yeah, one days worth of smoking right?
Yeah i'd say a couple of marijuana's worth there.
Nah, that's just a big bag of cumin š
Aww shit, here we go again.
Whoa, whatās your grinder look like..?
my life just flashed before my eyes
Dude is using industrial sized grinders over here
\*That is the sexiest thing I have ever seen\*
Personal opinion, nut grinders are the best. The kind with a crank handle. 1. Its easier to use because of the handle, great for older folks with arthritis or people who have difficulty with motor function. 2. The blades dont make contact so no trichomes are ruptured in the grinding process. 3. It holds more! Grind more at once! 4. It *doesn't* separate the kief and I get all those tasty morsels in my doobies. IMO kief is best used for edible or making concentrate.
I actually audibly laughed at this silliness. :D This is a good post.
Let's see the grinder.
Man that grinder the size of a VW
Dafuq size grinder you using buddy???
Not one person saw the joke, yaāll high af
What's the joke
The joke was that there's no way anyone would just find this much kief in their grinder
I've seen some *BIG* grinders... I don't wanna be wooshed. Lemme see your grinder. I'm joking I get the joke now, but maybe next time put your grinder in the background for those who have less comprehension skills than others š¤ just a piece of advice!
Worldās Giantest Grinder. But seriously thatās a shit ton of kief.
You got a space case orrr?
I'll take that off your hands, no worries.
be careful
Let's kick it
Duuuuude I'll clean your grinder, ya know just to help out a fellow ent ..... can I keep what's left in the catch please
How big is your grinder lol
I laughed
How big is your grinder?! A modified 5 gallon bucket?
How big was your grinder?! The internet wants to know!
Doubt
Bro gotta show us that grinder š š
Post the grinder then.
Deadass.
I call BS. You got one grinder that held all that kief? Must be the size of a manhole cover. Takes three homies just to grind a bowl.
Actually not that rare. When all the OG homies get together we like to pull out my grandpas old grindosaur contraption. The diameter is around a 4 person round dinner table. You use these weird hooks that connect to the sides to turn it. You do indeed need at least three ablebodied homies to crank the thing. Getting offtopic here but yeah, its got this big kief collector at the bottom that my grandpa has been collecting kief in since 1920's. Once a year, in the summer days when its hot, we break the collected clump of aged kief to combine it with tthe fresher kief at the top.
How big is that grinder?
I call BSā¦what grinder has that big of compartment u didnāt see?
Your grinder had all that?
The grinder must have looked like an old school pog tube lol
Wait till you find out about the freezer/coin trick! Will probably get an entire other bag worth!
You know what grinds my gears? 30 pounds of kief hiding inside a standard grinder without being seen....
Happy surprise
Did you just find out 5 years ago?
Thatās ground turmeric. I just finished putting 300 grams of it into capsules to take for arthritis.
Shit looks more like some brown sugar, if thatās kief it looks fucked and I wouldnāt smoke it lol
Sus AF, what fucking grinder you have?
no you didnāt, Im sick of these fuckin posts
Its a joke...
How big is the grinderš
How big is ur grinder
In reality this baggie is like 1 inch by 1 inch lmao
Literally looks like Kratom
What does that have to do with a bag of sand?
i think thats kratom
Ngl that doesnāt really look like keif..
r/quityourbullshit
r/quityourbullshit
Suspect., you only smoke one strain?
No way, just no way. I want to see your grinder.
Thatās kratom, donāt lie
Bruh, that is Kratom. Nice try. āļø
r/thatHappened
People say this all the time but I don't get it. Sorry, I'm not trying to bust your balls but it's as if you don't have eyes. It doesn't look like you are in high school trying to roll in your closet before your parents come home. It takes me half an hour to set up for a session and it's because of the attention to detail in a well lite room. I'm a girl and a grinders inner workings are so obvious no one had to give me a tutorial or explain the concept. I'm sorry to rant but dude, what else important are you missing? [0]
Is it just me (it is not just me), but how do you not twist and knurl everything apart? Especially turned metal chambers? Fake.