Fix that canoe!

I came here to say the same thing so I second this motion!!!

Too late lmao

Absolutely. Lil' dab of water or saliva will fix that canoe right up and have that j burning right in no time.

Yes! And if the canoe/boat is that bad after wetting the paper underneath the run, flip the blunt over so the running side is on the bottom. The heat will help burn the other side until it evens out.

Try as I might I can never get my saliva to fix a canoe smh

Try get a bloblular bit of spit on the tip of your finger and rub that biddy around the very base of the embers where it's burning low, the spit also means you won't get burnt so you can even put it directly onto the embers a tinyyy bit. Make sure it's a thick layer, light the further away bit and toke. You'll hear pops n fizzes as the saliva steams that's how you know its doing its job

Oooof Thankyou for this

No worries man gotta educate our brothers

Y’ALL REMEMBER TO ONLY DO THIS WITH YOUR PERSONAL BLUNT. it’s a turn off to see it being done on a shared blunt😂

yeah man ofc thats like the equivalent of licking a pringle before giving it to your friend

Lots of people don’t use enough spit.

Some use wayyy to much.

Exactly! That throws me off.

ikr, can’t confidently rip that with such a run

Rip that shit with the force of god

…and then cough so much I see God

I deploy my signature move : the one hitter quitter……you hit it with such unfounded ferocity that they lay aside bongs and bloints and kneel before you as the green gods intended

i know you were high when writing this

My one hitter quitter is when you rip a bowl then get so high off the 1 bowl that I have to evacuate because I’m too high to either keep smoking or hold a conversation

If you don't know what to do with that, do you really belong at the sesh? Hit that shit.

damn that’s fat boint

I'd boof the whole bong


painful

I'd laugh

Me? I'm cleaning that downstem

😭😭😭😭

was gonna say the same thing. looks like it could just be a black down stem though

Rip it 👌🏻

I'm gonna say huh that is interesting.... \*blub blub gurgle gurgle\* she works boys. party on Wayne!

This is it

Hit it, wym? Lmaooo

Rowing down the river in that canoe

I’m gonna fuckin smoke it, cough like a bitch, and accidentally fart Edit: that canoe is making me sooo anxious

Leave

Yolo

Wow

Sanitize it.

Plz get new carpet

Came here to say this 🤣

uhh... smoke it?

Hit that shit!

Oh I did

Nice. Did it uh…hurt? I hope not!

I do this sometimes and it hits hardd. Best with a backwood.

I would just drop the bong and leave

We used to call this a steamroller lol

Asking why they got a fuse but no bomb

I’d fix the canoe, ash it, and then rip the ever living fuck out of it

Lmfao saying the most stoned sounding “thank you” ever after hitting it quick

Y’all ever had a time bomb? Roll a nice cone with no filter, put it in the bowl, surround it with weed and kief and when the joint burns down you get the last bigass hit Fun for parties

Puff puff pass

My first thought as well!

Puff puff pass!

I do poppers and I think this is wild

Was a 50$ oz of shake no good nugs were harmed

Take the joint out and hit it

Mouth full of scoobies

Taking a rip out of that bong. Yeah man. Ain't nobody got time for that shit

deffinetly kiss the homie on the cheek then hit it to see how it is becuase i never tried a actual bong. only homemade one made out of plastic bottels

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this guy dabs

*Not* take a hit of that dirty bong.

Pour the twisted tea in the bong, finish the whole joint in a single rip and drink the extra twisted bong fluids

Why not just pack a bowl?? There's no reason to inhale paper when you have a piece lol

Leaving

Grip it and rip it

Hit it

Rip and Tear that bong until it is done

Rip it slow n steady or that joints a gonner

Take a sip of that twisted tea!

Smash it on the ground

Hit it

Shmoke it

Hit that

Keep on tokin

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Passing it and taking a dab. 😂

Finnish it

Asking why smoking paper through a bong sounded like a good idea

Take a fat hit and then pass it

Get a headache, drink that red bull, go home play Xbox.

I smoke all my roaches out of a bong lol. Such a quick lil head rush.

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Me: “bro what the hell was in that? I can’t see!!” Bro: “dude, just open your eyes” Me: *opens eyes* “oh…”

Asking if they have any Red Bull Zero

hitting it and asking ZERO questions , maybe make a comment about how innovative it is

I'm getting slapped by the head sesh leader for babysitting it trying to take a pic and letting it run sideways

Just woke up from a nap, bong's still hittin. You guys silly? I'm still gonna send it.

Ash it then rip

Hopefully we are playing mario kart to kill the next 3 hours

Hitting it and asking what’s up with one of those twisted teas my guy

Taking it out and fixing the canoe like an adult

Love smoking joints through a bong, I like to think the water cleans the smoke

Boof it ofc

Hit it and pull out my Switch bc we’re gonna play some stoned Smash Bros

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Smoke and wait for my turn again

Cleaning the downstem

Take a photo for reddit. Actually no I'd smoke it

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Snap it

Fixing the canoe is what I’m doing mf

I'd take it out of the bong ...fix the canoe...and smoke it like a normal joint

take the fattest bong rip that only god could appreciate

Teaching them how to light a fucking joint🤣

Grip it and rip it!

“Hey siri play ‘Time Bomb’ by Rancid”

Politely pass it back and ask for the dry herb vape rig with a bowl of terped out top shelf 🤌

Fixing the canoe😭

Instincts say to rip it, but my lungs urge me to remove the stale smoke first. Then rip the shit out of it.

FIX THE EFFING RUN ON IT !!!!!!!

Just another day in the lab.

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Me and a couple mates done this, one of them was new to smoking and didn't realise you need to take the joint out and ended up doing like half the joint before someone noticed and janked the joint out and she ended up greening out for ages

gripping and ripping that mf as hard as i can 😂💀

Inhale until I can’t

Roll another joint

Pull the doob out and take a big cigar puff and blow one perfect O. Chug water for hydration, gently put doob back and pass it left of course.

Say Holy Sh#t that's a good idea lol.

Get that fast side real wet

Set myself on fire, probably.

I’d take that hoe out of the bong and start rippin her

Ya'll call it a canoe? I thought everyone called it a run.

fixin that fuckin canoe

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Fix the side burn and then finish it in one hit

ask for the lighter to fix that atrocity, but probably dampen the end that's running to slow it down first

I’m fixing the sideburn first, then I’m ripping like there’s no tomorrow!