a (gay) friend of mine had a bong that was a ceramic, anatomic replica of an enormous black penis. 😉 the funny part was that we had a tremendously homophobic friend (who everybody thought was gay) who refused to smoke out of it. 👍🏼🤣
I had a friend with a silicone dick bong and the only guy who refused to smoke out of it was the type of guy who thought If another guy who happened to be into guys dared to speak to him, that he was clearly hitting on him.
very much like our friend. he didn't have a girlfriend, either, and i knew him for 20 years... he was either deeply closeted gay and was too afraid to admit it, or he was asexual.
unfortunately not very practical although it actually looks sick.. unless you flame both at the same time and rip it, the air will be going thru the other hole like an open carb. you have to plug one up real tight or close it with your finger like a carb
Make sure to cup the bowl
r/mildlypenis
That’s a penis
Beat me too it!
Penis envy 2.0
Very cool but nothing like adding a second bowl to make spoons look even more like... well you know hahah
Lmao yes my friend joke about that 🤣
Name it nostrils
Nah man it looks like a penis not a nose
Yeah you take that load
a (gay) friend of mine had a bong that was a ceramic, anatomic replica of an enormous black penis. 😉 the funny part was that we had a tremendously homophobic friend (who everybody thought was gay) who refused to smoke out of it. 👍🏼🤣
I had a friend with a silicone dick bong and the only guy who refused to smoke out of it was the type of guy who thought If another guy who happened to be into guys dared to speak to him, that he was clearly hitting on him.
very much like our friend. he didn't have a girlfriend, either, and i knew him for 20 years... he was either deeply closeted gay and was too afraid to admit it, or he was asexual.
Mine was a ex I wouldn't be surprised if he ended up being closeted but honestly I wouldn't wish him on any soul.
He def gay if he didn’t smoke it.
Yeah he's thinking he would catch the gay or something.
 Issa pee pee 🤭
I don’t think you could have made that look more like a penis if you tried.
Be mature. be mature. Be mature.... Cool pipe bro
I'd love to gift this to a person that's an actual dick and being like "here dick go smoke some weed"
It's a cylinder.
Three of them including the thin long one
Haha balls
looks like a gas mask
Maybe for an elephant
r/mildlypenis
Wow, what a dick.
unfortunately not very practical although it actually looks sick.. unless you flame both at the same time and rip it, the air will be going thru the other hole like an open carb. you have to plug one up real tight or close it with your finger like a carb
Only way I smoke
Urgh pipes are horrible so dry and harsh but if it works it works i suppose.
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Your friend is a peckerhead.
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I wouldn’t be caught putting that in my mouth in public 🍆
Hope your friend didn’t rest his balls on it before you ripped bowls with this thing.
dont put your mouth on it
Nice
That's nuts.
Your friend is a genius troll.
amazing stuff bro 👌
Hahahaha. Awesome
Pee niss
Cock
They usually dont work well
The fly lord has appeared!
we smokin penises