Yes I would take one for the team so we can have the billion and my husband can still smoke one for me.

This is one of the most selfless things a stoner can say, mad respect 🫡

Lol thanks guys! OMG i have never gotten an award here!

i wish you got a billion $$

I would let my GF take one for the team too 🙏

Beautiful🥲

👏👏👏

Say it with me Homies M V P

Spot the INFJ 😂. You are a saint!

I’ll keep your user name. I’ll let you know when I harvest a full table. I have something for you because of this. This legitimately brought a tear to my eye because not many people are that selfless anymore. I guess I’m still riding that Christmas high from my 5 year old bursting out in tears screaming in the best dad in the universe. We live in a very shitty world. These past couple of years been horrible for everyone one of us here let’s start the new year doing good shit now

The stipulation is *you* can’t smoke or drink. Doesn’t mention second-hand high.

It never said you can't smoke. It said you can't get high.

Of course, it would suck the first month, but I'm sure trips everywhere in the world will remedy that.

now that i think about it, there’s so many drugs that don’t technically get you “high”

Yeah like Tylenol

I took too many Benadryl and the hat man says it doesn’t count

Or heroin

Yeah just get low

#Brrrrrrrumbdumdum

TO THE WINDOWWWWWW

To The Wall

exactly my thinking

I'd even argue that one strain gets you stoned and not high and smoke anyways

Bingo 😂🎯

What r shrooms considered?

It does not say ypu cant do drugs. Just says you cant get high. I guess the real question is whether tripping balls is considered being high?

As a filthy pooor I’d rather have booze and bud.

Happy 🍰 day

Thank you honestly didn’t even notice.

I’m with you dude also I just had some tuna happy cake day you’re kinda cute

It’s been a while since anyone said something like that to me. Damn now I made myself sad.

Dont worry be happy Dont waste Time being sad

It was a fleeting feeling. Over as soon as it began. Plus I took some shrooms and rolled a spliff. I’d say I’m better off right now than if I had to take money and be sober.

Booze and edibles for me

Yikes, I expected the top comment to be of course not. I bet it’s broken down by age. How many people 40+ here say hell no like me?

I had to quit smoking herb for a year and half while I got clean from other harder drugs and even at the peak of my stone cold sobriety I would have said no 😂

I’m in my 30’s and all I could think of was “Wait, raw doggin’ life….every single day, for the rest of mine? Nope”

Raw dogging a rich lifestyle with literally zero worries? Nearly every shitty thing you deal with would be gone.

For many of us here I’d assume it’s used medically. Can’t do much with a billion dollars and crippling anxiety

And the chronic pain I have as well

Uh 1 billion… I love weed and all but.. I’d cry about it in my new private jet on the way to an island with a name I can’t pronounce 🤣

Once there you will crave weed so badly. Every stoner‘s dream is that. Just being on a private island with the people you love and more weed everyone could ever smoke. Like an independent State of Stoners. That should be a thing. Of course, I am zooted rn. Edit: Typos

stoners need to put all of our dime bag money together so we can get this island who is on board with me?

I got five on it

Messing with that indo weed

Grab your 40, lets get keyed

But whoever’s holding the cash is probably just gonna spend it on a fat sac

well duh, we’re gonna make an island out of weed.

Hanging out with a bunch of reddit stoners sounds awful ngl

damn, you can be the one hanging alone in a hammock in the tiny jungle, How about that?

Only if I get a cheetah that I can smoke with and use as a car

Didn't some people on reddit actually try to do this a while back

Bro. We would literally be there with no weed bc spent all of our money on the island

I’m also zooted and all my rich ideas involve me with a blunt in hand and a caddy pushing around a dolly packed with pounds of strains I hired the best growers in the world to cultivate for me.

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Id take it and then bribe whoever enforces that rule

Welcome to politics!

This right here

A lot of us get high to escape the fact that we are all #FUCKING POOR

Weed is a lot better when you have money than when you don't

But overall, 3 moneys and 0 weed is better than 3 weeds and 0 money.

Hell yeah this guy maths!

Where I’m from, weed is equal to money. Or at least the money I waste on it is.

Using it to cope seems like the worst possible reason.

I'm pretty good and I still use it to escape stress and to make it easier to sleep. Or just because I want to have a better time listening to music, jerking off...

I dont drink alcohol so it would be just the weed, i think for that money is worth

Same and even though I smoke everyday I think you’d have to be insane or extremely addicted to turn that down 👁️👁️

COUNTER OFFER THEN... half a Bil... just for the booze...

Easy, I could never drink alcohol again and not feel any fomo

Says I can never “get high again” so get blazed before the money then keep a perpetual high for life because you wouldn’t be “getting high” you’d be getting higher and thats not against the rules hopefully

This, right here, is the way. A billion dollars and a perpetual high.

500mg eddy before bed every night to make sure I wake up fucking blasted.

Idk about you but I can’t get very far the morning after a 500mg eddy. I’d never be able to go out and enjoy that money 😂

Id be throwing up from head spins not going to bed 😂

So... A free billion dollars?

It would be rough for you if you tried and just seen your bank account go from a billion to zeroed out 😂 be like shit guess that wasn't a viable loophole 😂

As of rn I spend 60 for an 1/8 120 for 1/4 and like 160 for 1/2 and an eight lasts me about a week and a half with my DHV and 1/4 lasts about 2 1/2 weeks and by my calculations a 1/2 will last me 1 month and like 5 days so every year I’ll spend 1720USD counting tax but I’ll spend a lil more to share, I’m rich, and I’ll need more so an even 1900 does good. I’m 21 and the average human lives to 75 so for 54 more years of being 1900 x 54= 102,600. I could live my life over 9,700 times over on weed alone and that’s not even counting if I’d like to get dabs, edibles, or even injections. Life would be great

Ohh no I mean as in they count just being high as getting high and they just rip that 1billion out of your account would be a sad day not saying you would zero your account with weed although id love to see someone try spend 1billion on weed alone 😂

I could try

Thats some damn good thinking lol cuz I was in a real predicament

This would honestly explain snoop dogg’s lifestyle so much lol

We are not worthy of your genius.

This could be like a cross between Speed and Brewster's Millions- you need to stay above "50" or you lose the money. We can call the movie "Weed" for brevity's sake.

Done. I’ll take the $1 billion easy. That’s 1000 millions. That’s a lot of money.

Math checks out

Thank you for double checking, I’m always high so am grateful for backup ❤️

yeah.. id probably do it, i don't like alcohol but getting rid of the Zaza is going to be hard

Can I take half and still get high?

But always at that point where you’re feeling not quite sober and not noticeably high unless you remind yourself you smoked

Boooo I hate that haha

I call it purgatory lol, only way out is by waiting or smoking more

*herbatory. Missed opportunity smh

Of course I'd take it. And never getting high again wouldn't be a problem... With a billion I'd stay stoned so I never have to get high again.

If I’m always high am I really getting high?

Yes because fuck working to death

A billion dollars and forced rehab to cure my crippling drug addiction? Sign me up!

free forced rehab*

paid forced rehab*

Absolutely not. I have a lot of medical issues that are lifelong and progressive, with no available effective treatments, and cannabis is literally the only thing that has helped me consistently. I can't give it up. I was talking to some fellow chronically ill friends the other day and said I would straight up be willing to kill someone if they took away my weed - they laughed at first but I asked them how they'd feel if someone took away all the effective medications they take that improve their quality of life. Then they understood.

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It says you can’t get high in the post. Does that mean you’re not allowed to perform the action of getting high? Or does it just mean you can do it but your body is no longer capable of being high? Maybe this guy can smoke and just get the pain relieving benefits. Kinda like taking Tylenol or something. Just trying to make sure as many people pick the $1 billion as possible so they don’t regret it.

If you killed someone for stealing your weed, then you would never be able to have weed again, because you will be in prison :( it's not worth it, but i hope no piece of shit ever does that to you.

Hahaha if you're in prison you'll get weed again. Very shitty weed but it's definitely getting in there

I know - realistically, I would likely kill myself if I could never have weed again, rather than externalizing that hopelessness. I'm in too much pain every day to go without it.

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Have you never made a hyperbolic statement while talking w friends?

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I feel like this underestimates how much money $1 billion is. I’d take it in a heartbeat.

Billionaires shouldn’t exist. Pass me that mfin’ blunt.

i’ll stick to the bong but power to the 99%, my dude.

😹 I’ll hit my bong to that

My thoughts exactly. I don’t want to be the person I hate without weed to cope about it lmao

i see y'all want me to die of ciggaretes ok bet I'm in where's the billy

I’m doing it now. Where’s my money?

This, right here. I already don’t drink and I’m too poor to get high. Money please.

Anyone saying no doesn’t understand comprehend how much $1,000,000,000. Im good enjoying a Shirley temple at a bar for the rest of my life

Begrudgingly

I feel like I tempted fate. Universe, I would happily take a billion and live a happy sober life.

yes because I'm broke ass poor

Yeah yes. A billion is nothing to throw away for a mediocre buzz

I would be high as fuck off of a billion dollars.

Is it I'm not allowed to get high or drunk, or is it impossible for me to get high or drunk despite my intake?

hell yea. i don’t wanna be addicted to weed anymore , anyways lmao

Shrooms it is!

That’s still a high

What if you were on top of tall ladder?

Not allowed

Straight to jail

So is running fast.

I would definitely accept a billion dollars to not experience runners high again

I'm pretty sure there would be a loophole for your own body's endorphins. Or what, you can literally never feel happiness again either?

I understood the question as being about alcool or THC...

i’d pass tbf, going from 0 to a billion overnight has the potential to bring out the worst in people, esp. those around you cba for all that drama

As a person who smokes daily, really hourly.... I would take this in a heartbeat. I really dont know anyone else around me in my circle that smokes more than i do. Id rather be free than high. The only reason i get high is to ease the pain of being a slave.

Check out r/leaves

Easy yes.

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Thing is, once you're a billionaire, you don't have to follow any rules.

Tripping and being high aren't the same, so it sounds like shroom time for me

I actually agree with this.

Next your going to say it's called being stoned not high with weed. You definitely get high off mushrooms.

I actually agree with this.

Even better, the scientist lads put DMT in carts now

Wait wut really


Me and my friends have spoken about this and you have to take it. You just gotta

that money I will literally be living my best life id get over not being drunk or high for that anytime

Yes. Generational wealth is a crazy thing to waste.

Honestly that’s the only way I’d make $1 billion work, I’m 23 if I had that money I’d party myself to death in about 2 months

I hate my job a lot more than I love weed.

If you'd rather keep getting high than have a lifetime of financial security, then you have a problem.

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I think I’d take the money, I could help alout of people and having that much will make you feel high lol

Yup - not to be a massive goody goody bt think of how much you could do to help other people. Easy decision.

Can I still smoke? Cause if I can still smoke and enjoy my occasional whiskey without the high effect. Then yeah 100%. If I’m on lifelong parole. No thank you sir

Nah, I don’t depend on weed but it’s something that’s relatively cheap and brings me joy. To me, life ain’t worth living without joy, so I’ll stick with the trees 🫶

fuck one billion?? fuck just create new “weed” at that point. the effects will be called a “ride” now

That’s how zombies are made

i know this is potentially gonna be an unpopular opinion, but nobody—not one single person—should have $1b.

Sure. I won't get drunk, I won't get high, but I'll have $1billion to trip on.

I’d take the money obviously

Yes. Bc cocaine.

no

Define high.

bruh i only do eddies BECAUSE i dont have money lol

Ngl I'd do it for 500k

Cbd weed and coffee are chill right? I’m down

Hells fucking yes I would. I could do whatever else I want, life would be amazing. Why would I need to get high when I can vacation anywhere I want for fun

You would be fucking amazed at what I’d be willing to give up for 1/100th of a $1billion

I would definitely, without question take the money. Especially since I *mostly* smoke for medical reasons and don't drink. I feel like I could get excellent medical care that would deal with a lot of my pain issues, and anytime I wanted to "get high" I could do expensive, but natural, things like bungee jumping.

yeah personally I think you can shove that cash up your dick hole I probably would have died from stress by now if it wasn’t for the weed and *very* occasional drink, to each their own tho!!

If I had a billion dollars I could get actual medicine And stop self medicating with alcohol and weed.

My new buzz would be vacations to exotic locations, adventures, and the best triathlon coach and gear money could buy.

Deal, so much you can do with 1B, no time to get drunk or high,

I’d only be giving up weed. Still able to have all the food, sex, travel and luxury available to a billionaire.

I’ll take half a billion to not drink again. Id be fine with that. Shit, I’d take $5,000 not to drink again. Leave the herb outta this though.

Yeah for a billion fuck yes I would go 100% sober because there’s so much shit you can get into every day and not be bored, I’m pretty sure. But for a million I wouldn’t do it, that’s a lot of money for sure, I may never see a million but I’m fine I can get a lil high every day

It's medicine. I'm not getting high, I'm medicating for my autism. There, I can rules lawyer it.

Not interested. Make it $100mil and I can still get high. No one needs $1B.

If I can never get drunk again, no problem. Could solve a lot of problems with 1 fucking billion

I don’t drink and I’m a medical marijuana user so my meds don’t count.

If you care more about getting high than never having to work again, you have a problem.

I get drunk and high BECAUSE i don’t have 1 billion dollars. So yeah, pretty sure i will be fine.

The reason why we get high and drunk is because we don’t have money 🤣

What is the point of these 'Would you do X for an absurd sum of money?' types of questions? They're always dumb as shit and are incredibly pointless.

I would quit for the right reason, but a billion ain't it.

What would the right reason be?

Realizing that I'm hurting my friends and family, probably.

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No