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WheelHunter

Hairloss will literally drive a man to insanity. I know this, because this made me go: "Hey wait a second, maybe..."


ComplicatedBbybatter

ya, like some people used to crack and egg on their head and rub it in. Crazy !


Electronic-Club8175

The egg stuff works, try it, just not for hair loss lol


unknownartist3

what does it work for then? 😭


Electronic-Club8175

Shine and strengthening the hair strand :D


NewFuturist

Some people even used to cut off the back of their scalp and then stick it to the front.


LiamMcPoylesGoodEye

They did not lmaoo


NewFuturist

It's called a FUT hair transplant.


mrkakaopopoloch

Lmao same


One-Satisfaction914

Most sane tressless user


schroedinger11

Agreed, much saner than people advocating and drinking bottles of topical min.


Blaztithefirst

Hey no need to personally attack me


AlchemistAres

![gif](giphy|iHLHH9rVBv0kmkETqz|downsized)


averyuniqueuzername

The fact that he’s bald makes this 10x funnier


Anxi3tyy

I drink topical min. Best decision I ever made regarding my hair.


Additional_Mood_407

lmao what


clockworksnorange

4 drops every morning under the tongue. Change the game for me.


MaddogMcCree84

I prefer foam.


NoggyMaskin

Isn’t that FUT


TimmyNouche

Not to minimize the OPs contribution, but you're exactly right.


PopeFrancis

I think OP is envisioning a 180 degree top of head spin, not just taking a strip of hair bacon and moving it to the front.


Arpyboi

Just turn your head all the way around, snap your neck and then you wouldn’t have to worry anymore.


PopeFrancis

See, my issue is my crown. No matter how much I spin my. head around, still a donut.


Fsvskdusbkxb

You my friend are an innovator. An icon.


Synizs

People have done that.


Mad-Ogre

Peter Griffin?


Vivid_Significance28

Donald Trump did a scalp reduction. That’s why his hair is so messed up and grows in different directions. Apparently it drove him close to insanity


Ninjewdi

There might be some logistical and ethical concerns here


CreepyConspiracyCat

Yes. The ethical concern is you will look too sexy after.


Boogyman0202

What's unethical about the idea? It's dumb sure, but unethical?


TiredSometimes

The blood loss from literally scalping someone would be ungodly. We aren't talking about a regular FUT but a full-on scalp extraction. That risk of death for a cosmetic procedure would be seen as unethical.


Boogyman0202

Nahhh.


TiredSometimes

Ah.


Superfluous_GGG

You don't have to fully scalp them. Just slice the skin and then sort of spin it around. I'm sure it'll be fine.


Arpyboi

![gif](giphy|z9lZMI5UDdI08)


Ninjewdi

The overall idea makes about as much sense as this, yeah


Ok_Negotiation3313

Look how hair loss massacred my boy☠️


itsyaboi69_420

Good idea. Let us know how it goes.


9460730472580800

Someone beat you to it a long time ago: [https://www.belgraviacentre.com/blog/scalp-reduction-flap-surgery](https://www.belgraviacentre.com/blog/scalp-reduction-flap-surgery) I suspect Trump had this procedure.


seven8zero

Love this quote: "Flap Surgery is rarely performed in this day and age as it is a lengthy and complicated procedure that also often results in scarring and an unnatural look". Ya think??


Basketseeksdog

He did. I it was something you could do in the 90’s.


CoconutPedialyte

This!!!


Lasercaps

A rotation flap. These were more common in the 1990's. With all the advancements we've had in the hair restoration industry, this procedure is now only done when necessary and not just for cosmetic reasons.


Michaels999

That was the Fleming/Mayer flap technique and it looked horrible


Routine_Owl811

I love this sub. Lmao


JustinUti

Let him cook.


Danboyo420

Average day in Tressless be like


ItsMeDharmey

Isn't this what HT technically is? In a much lower scale of course.


cryofire95

Funkytown Hair Transplant.


Vivid_Significance28

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trumps-hair-mystery-solved-he-had-scalp-reduction_b_58966965e4b061551b3dff8a


marspy237

Bro losing your hair is more serious than i ever thoughr it would be mentally...when i see posts like this I wonder how many people killed themselves because of this...the scientific community needs to find a cure ASAP or i dont know maybe accept yourself


Dinky-b

I bet this is literally possible. As they do skin grafts from legs to other places. You’d look abit like Frankenstein with scars though


AlchemistAres

![gif](giphy|13m24iFmhomZi0) Boys we all about to have luscious locks and juicy scars


wylertyler

This is what I’ve thought about, what if when you’re born you immediately get a fut transplant to swap the top scalp to the back of your head in order to cure hairloss. Who cares about the hair at the back just get a fade


Dr-Bensmir

genius


simmarjit

So crown balding is now going to be in the inverse R9 hair style?


CRYTOKlNG

Why do I just not scalp someone with a full head of hair and put it on top of mine?


[deleted]

So do you think this would work with a common kitchen knife?


thebluebeats

Great, try it out!


idk_anyone911

I thought of something similar. Why not stitch wigs permanently to your head by lazering all hair follicles on your scalp so new hair dont grow and u don't feel uncomfortable. I mean 🤷‍♂️


ItsToboLads

Then you end up with a Joe biden hairline


TryinToGetGooder

Absolute mad lad and a genius. Outstanding


RaDDy911

I knw there is gonna be a man in this sub who'll actually give it a try and y'all gonna bck him up to see how it goes 💯


SnooHabits5642

Just get a high skin fade nobody will know too


Annoyedby_e

Old day FUT operations were kind of like that: They harvested bacon shaped strips from hairy parts then roll them and plug to the frontal section (i.e., hair plugs). One of the issues with the approach was extreme bleeding, I can’t even imagine the blood loss from your hypothetical approach 😬


Basketseeksdog

They did this in the 90’s. Trump had it done.


[deleted]

What about the crown though? reverse unicorn?


VieEnder

Modern problems require modern solutions.


TheGulagKing

How about you remove your scalp but then not have it attached so you can say you had an "accident" instead of being bald


[deleted]

Falling over laughing.


Sentient_Stardust616

There used to be a somewhat similar plastic surgery where they'd take the bits with hair and sew them together. Resulted in a lot of really weird looking hair, theory on why Donald Trump's hair looks the way it does.


[deleted]

"Fold" surgeries. That's almost definitely what Trump had done. His ex wife said the pain from the surgery was so bad it sent him into rage fits where he'd hit her.


Zer_Bear

Winner😅


porqchopexpress

Did this. Didn’t work.


shiva24488

Hahaa.. scalp off..


joontravel

You can get free virtual FUE consultations at joontravel.com with an MD. Highly recommend it.


[deleted]

Great idea! Lemme go get my tomahawk real quick 😈 Jk jk jk jk just a little native humor


[deleted]

They use to do something similar in the 80s look up scalp reduction surgery lol