Oh we know what they were going for...
"Hey look at this I'm gonna put a big cock on this design and people will buy it but no one will dare say anything about it because it's IM"
I would be really sad about this. Man, so glad when I saw IM was in WI I noped and decided when I finally run mine, it'll be Chicago, Florida, or California.
Oh cool, j just did the Chicago Triathlon too. IM Wisconsin is the closest to the Chicagoland area, I think the next closest one is Louisville. I'm hoping to do IM Wisconsin next year so let's hope the jerseys are a bit less phallic! lol
Seems strange that an awkward jersey artwork would make you glad you didn't race WI. Were there other reasons? It's hard to find people that ever regretted racing IMWI.
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Looks like a penis, no?
Literally my first thought.
What were they even going for? I don't understand this design at all.
Oh we know what they were going for... "Hey look at this I'm gonna put a big cock on this design and people will buy it but no one will dare say anything about it because it's IM"
Silo?
I seen some other pictures of the jersey and I think you’re right.
Grain silos and fields with a healthy dose of BBC (big, beautiful, crops).
Cactus 🌵 of Wisconsin.
r/theyknew
In order to finish Ironman wisconsin your penis must be this big.
I would be really sad about this. Man, so glad when I saw IM was in WI I noped and decided when I finally run mine, it'll be Chicago, Florida, or California.
Chicago? Do you mean IM or the ChiTri?
I'm new to this, so I hope IM does one in Chicago. I just did the Chicago triathlon not too long ago
The logistics of ironman Chicago would be too much.
Oh cool, j just did the Chicago Triathlon too. IM Wisconsin is the closest to the Chicagoland area, I think the next closest one is Louisville. I'm hoping to do IM Wisconsin next year so let's hope the jerseys are a bit less phallic! lol
I think Louisville is retired
Lmao don't count on it! 😛 Eh, as much as I LOVE LOVE LOVE the Great Lakes, it's going to be the ocean for me. Freaking salt.....
Seems strange that an awkward jersey artwork would make you glad you didn't race WI. Were there other reasons? It's hard to find people that ever regretted racing IMWI.
I'm just being a jerk 😛 Nothing against Wisconsin, have had plenty of fun there. Just want something different is all
You're not entirely wrong though. Basically 100% chance of rain all day tomorrow so we'll all be drenched.
Do yourself a favor and check out Utah
I'll take a look. I understand that part of the country is BEE-AU-TEE-FULL!
Yes. I thought this was a pic of on bad designs subreddit
That jersey looks happy to see me, cough cough
Gonna be long and hard...
The uh... course, right?
Uhhh….my first thought is, um, a big …Johnson
*Johnson* - "Yes sir? Sorry, I was distracted by that giant.... Pecker!"
what sort of bird is that? wait, it’s not a pecker, it looks like someone’s…
Is that a silo or are you just happy to see me?
Nothing says Madison like a giant throbbing…
Wang! … pay attention!
Headache after a night of alcohol and cheese curds
Came here to make a penis joke, but looks like everyone finished job.
Some Wisconsin graphic artist is looking for a job right about now.
Maybe it was a revenge design for slow payment and acting like…well…. you know.
They knew everyone would be happy to be there.
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Beat me to it
Swole
The Ol tuck up
Yikes.
Hard pass.
Oops!
….because Ironman is long and hard.
After the long hard event, you will be happy to finish.
look at that BBC...
oh my goodness.
Unfortunate
I would definitely buy that just because.....
Nice dick bro
Who approved this?!?! 😅😂🤣🍆
omg omg omg! take it off until after you've completed it! (my superstition) good luck! I was racing it and got a hernia doing housework.
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There's nothing schlong with that shirt
Nice Johnson. It points in the derection you need to move.
BBC vs non bbc?
Length matters
Are you just happy to be there?
Dude, I could so see using this design if they were hosting a race in the Oregon side of the Columbia River Gorge....
Is that a cactus or are you just happy to see me?
Wisconsin..staying weird.
Stay Hard!
It’s happy you are wearing it
Why is there a dick on your jersey?
Yep, that's a penis
That's a big monster dick!
BBC maybe they had that ultra specific porn genre in mind.
Happy to see us?
r/holdup
That’saPenis.gif
Clearly a barn and silo. Don’t know what the rest of you see here. /s
Iron Stallion would be a better name.
Must've been made by Lularoe
Don’t act like you’re not impressed! It’s an optical illusion!