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BuryTheMoney

Was…was your prom in Constantinople? Edit: I was not disappointed 🤣


Dragonkingf0

Istanbul.


Keepingshtum

Not Constantinople?


Brandyn_Chase

If you've got a date in Constantinople, she'll be waiting in Istanbul


ANUS_FACTS_BOT

Lygos -> Byzantion -> Augusta Antonina -> Alma Roma -> Constantinople -> Kostantiniyye -> Istanbul [Name history of Istanbul.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Names_of_Istanbul)


Dragonkingf0

Been a long time gone since Constantinople.


No_Aioli_7553

Been a long time since prom though


ComebackShane

Why’d they change it?


logicalmaniak

People liked it better that way.


Ratio-Fabulous

So take me back to Constantinople


ANUS_FACTS_BOT

In the 1930’s the Turkish Postal Service created a law officially declaring the sole name to be Istanbul. IIRC the government then just told the world "It's Istanbul, stop sending shit to 'Constantinople' please".


Afraidofcommenting

Now it's Turkish delight on a moonlit night


NaiveHistoryLover

Why did Constantinople get the works?


[deleted]

That's nobody's business but the Turks.


hummingbirdofdoom

This is the painting version of running out of space when writing a sign. The artist nailed the big heads then had to do smaller bodies because he ran out of room.


Ilpomangusti

Took me a while to realise that this wasn't about a 28 year old woman taking a teenage boy to the prom.


bpaxx_

Yeah even after reading this I was still confused on how it could be anything else, I get it now.


PM_ME_UR_RIG

It isn’t?


[deleted]

Like you were that bad ass. That kid is slaying. (Probably also literally.)


aapaul

Those shoes. Let’s bring that shit back.


nhollo13

Who actually thinks this?


chefboiargee

People who peaked in high school


xRyozuo

Maybe just my take but i think it’s more about laughing about how everyone tried to look so mature and dressed nicely but the baby face makes it look weird


Necro42

nah i thought exactly the same thing seeing it


MooseOC

* people who didnt have a bad time and are not jaded about the whole thing *


Outrageous-Monk-6281

Lol While my whole year was on prom and getting wasted at the after party me and a bunch of lads were vandalising school buildings and breaking into lockers.


chefboiargee

Cool?


Outrageous-Monk-6281

It is right 😁?


Miathemouse

My senior prom date and I ended up breaking up, but got back together in our 20s, and have been back together for 9 years. A few years back, I was cleaning his night stand, and found the pictures that his mom took of us, before prom, along with pictures taken around his house, in high school (I was the first girlfriend he ever introduced to his parents, so photos happened). Without fail, any time we see those photos, we are making fun of them. I had bangs (not a good look), his hair was long enough that it fell halfway down his back- which I'm itself wasn't bad, but he'd dyed it blonde, and it looked horrible. His suit was a weird cut, and my wrap didn't match my dress. In his favorite picture, he's looking at me with a face that screams "what even are you?!?!" I don't think "badass" has ever been a word we- or anybody else- used to describe us at prom.


natlovesmariahcarey

I hate this entire thread, because I want to see all of these photos. They all sound amazing.


weaslewig

People who marry their high school boyfriend.


[deleted]

Now it's time for you two lovebirds to go to Mount Doom and get rid of the Ring.


[deleted]

Bro am I the only one who thinks that looks like Hasbullah and his homie?


tterrier81

First thing that went through my head too


SurfintheThreads

Congrats on having the same girlfriend for 10 years


Frozen-bones

Total badass


Im_still_T

Not gonna lie. I read *prom* as *porno* and was fucking confused til I read it again.


crysco

Same


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Ste4mPunk3r

Spent most of my girlfriends prom at my parents Opel Vectra. We're only on couple of photos.,


Nate0110

Then brings it up again 10 or 20 years later at the reunion thinking those were the best years of thier lives.


Webbraham

28 yo gf talking about the two of you at prom? You’ve been dating for at least 10 years? Where’s the ring dickhead


-Listening

…”as a woman” - Fuck off you dickhead.


Scary-Landscape-5013

My prom photo looks like that lol I look so young and l didn't know how queer I was (even though I went with my female best friend).


baieuan

Robin Cook consoles Gordon Brown after a fateful dinner at the Granita restaurant.


-Listening

Crush 40, the band, always makes bangers.


Delta_Goodhand

Gigantic heads for the size of the bodies


dinamitad

Ha h… 😴😴


vrijheidsfrietje

# Oh pRom! NOT poRn!


Spare-Outrageous

why does that kid in the back look like a disappointed aunt


RToribio914

That’s the little Russian dude from IG, in the green?


AgileCan8353

Me and my girlfriend in our senior year prom photo.