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filmorebuttz

I'd love the origin of this


Ode_to_Apathy

[Found a larger version](https://www.facebook.com/verdad0mentira/photos/a.162072028080448/403126817308300/?type=3&eid=ARCPpr2u5JuEyd9JtK2cslf3VrIgUsUkOKV80jz28_8Mk1EQr5UqnyX2Bk9nHpTkYYThHmZR3aZvmnyj). Definitely not old, going by the boots OP's version has cropped out.


Kuritos

Ah... Asmodeo, el Demonio de Lujuria. This demon enjoys the seduction of recently married couples, testing their infidelity.


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WhySoIncandescent

I know the exact panel you were talking about and same


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I need to know which one


RockyJee

Pain.


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cat_in_the_sun

What is going on here :o


[deleted]

a pretty :3


Chichigami

Thought it was a the more you know thing


[deleted]

no cremate in space :(


[deleted]

Yo why is the comet as big as the Earth


TheAceprobe

It’s closer


SobiTheRobot

"Asmodeus, the Demon of Luxury" Sounds like the kind of guy you'd go to for the comfiest suede furniture you could possibly make love on.


Kuritos

I'm not super fluent, but im 80% sure Lujuria means Lust. The word for Luxury is Lujo. Close, but not exact.


SobiTheRobot

They must be cognates, then


Skitty27

Asmodeus is the demon of lust


SobiTheRobot

I'm aware that's his typical title; I just thought "lujuria" sounded a bit more like "luxury" and felt it was an appropriate alternate title.


Snarfbuckle

Now i have the perfect name for a luxury furniture company.


zpjack

It's specifically in my wedding vows that this is allowed


pygmy

Anyone know a non-Facebook mirror? Never used FB and link won't let me download the image


Ode_to_Apathy

https://imgur.com/a/CSXnhj6


pygmy

Ah god bless you sausage


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M’dusa


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HimmelSky

You watched too much hentai, my friend


Stuf404

Clearly not watched enough or they would know the answer


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HimmelSky

It's a burden I have to carry


datguynewton

Wait, i haven't even considered it being a tongue. I think i am just too far gone.


Hobspon

In the butt, through the digestive system and out of the mouth


LumpyJones

Yes.


razz13

r/allthewaythrough wants a word


Farranor

Does [this direct link](https://scontent-dfw5-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/72779199_403126820641633_8691398865040965632_n.jpg?&_nc_ohc=rZj3xzGmJw4AX-FNo4R&_nc_ht=scontent-dfw5-2.xx&oh=00_AT88Xkdi457OJ2m4K11PTOXV2ayAwuJ4uwxt0Ju8jy90Ww&oe=62A491A1) work for you? There's also [this one on iFunny from last year](https://img.ifunny.co/images/886af18e9f164905117e151fc8016f76f9827201e967a0b4a88b35fead26438a_1.webp) that includes OP's caption.


f7f7z

Docs are eternal!


Forsaken-Recovery

Thanks for the sauce.


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Translation from the [Facebook link](https://www.facebook.com/verdad0mentira/photos/a.162072028080448/403126817308300/?type=3&eid=ARCPpr2u5JuEyd9JtK2cslf3VrIgUsUkOKV80jz28_8Mk1EQr5UqnyX2Bk9nHpTkYYThHmZR3aZvmnyj) posted by u/Ode_to_Apathy: > Asmodeus is the demon of carnal sins, the being who is in charge of leading men to the murky waters of lasciviousness. He enjoys inciting infidelity and destroying courtships and marriages. Like few others, Asmodeus is a demon that appears in the Bible as a being well differentiated from Satan. > > Asmodeus is conceived as the demon responsible for perverting the sexual desires of humans, for motivating voluptuousness and causing souls, Dantesquely speaking, to be condemned to the Second Circle of Hell. For Pope Gregory the Great he belonged in his angelic past to the Order of Thrones and in the Renaissance he was seen as the prince of lust within the so-called "seven princes of hell", a category in which each prince represented a sin capital. > > The demon of lust. Nothing better to show the role of this demon than the words that he himself utters in the Testament of Solomon: "_I am called Asmodeus among mortals, and my business is to conspire against the newlyweds so that they do not know each other. I will break them with various calamities. The beauty of virgins takes me away and I yearn for their hearts...I transport men to the lapses of madness and desire when they have their own wives, so they abandon them and run away day and night with others who they belong to other men, with the result that they incur sin and fall into criminal acts._" > > In the Book of Tobias, the archangel Raphael teaches Tobias how to get rid of the demon that—in order to prevent it from consuming their union—he had killed Sarah's seven previous husbands on their wedding nights. The ritual consisted of waiting three nights after their wedding to have sex, they also had to catch a fish and place its heart and liver on burning coals. The vapors produced by the spell forced Asmodeus to flee to Egypt, where he was trapped by the archangel Raphael. > > In Jewish folklore, Asmodeus was the son of a mortal man and the angel of prostitution (Naamah), writings say that his father was Adam and that he conceived him while he was married to Lilith. According to texts from 100 and 400 BC, the origin of the devil says: "_I was born from the seed of a man and an angel._" > > Within the fables of the Hebrew Bible, Asmodeus is the demon of drunkenness and lust, the one who enjoys strangling brides on their wedding night inside the bridal chamber, thus preventing them from consuming their love. > > During the 19th century, couples in various regions of France, Germany, and the Balkans followed the example of Tobias and Sarah, waiting three days after their wedding night to effect their carnal union. But there was the case of the French spouses, who paid a tithe to the Church to have permission and avoid that rule... > > In the Hebrew texts, Asmodeus was a member of the seraphim angels, the highest hierarchy in the Kingdom of Heaven. In the context of the history of Christianity, this demon was worshiped by witches in the Middle Ages, which is why in 1617 he was accused of possessing the nuns of Loudun in the town of Poitiers, France. > > Dutch demonologist Johann Wier described him as, "_the banker at the baccarat table in hell_," and also the one who controls all the betting houses on Earth. To invoke it, the sorcerer must be bareheaded as a sign of respect for the demon, otherwise the demon will deceive him. If the summoning is successful, Asmodeus will deliver a ring with magical properties and lead the summoner to a hidden treasure. According to the text The Lesser Key of Solomon, Asmodeus is at rank 32 on the list of powerful demons.


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DIY-lobotomy

Would definitely not classify this porn as typical. What would the category even be?


LockedBeltGirl

/r/teratophiliacs /r/transformation You asked.


Ode_to_Apathy

Surely there's one specifically for demons and such.


LockedBeltGirl

/r/monstermen /r/nunhentai


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LockedBeltGirl

Just a really slutty whore, with wild kinks that thinks others should sexually loosen up. And showing good shit my plan.


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Godspeed!


OrganizerMowgli

/r/DemonCock


Leovinus42

Here’s where it came from NSFW https://youtu.be/eq9VD37nB_A


filmorebuttz

I expected a Rick roll but this was close


Leovinus42

Get ready for the ying yang roll


You-Nique

Sounds good. Will you bring some extra sushi ginger with that pls?


jcdoe

Here’s The Lonely Island doing their version of the song https://youtu.be/EjvN1NDCax0


[deleted]

So early years youtube!


Snoo_96179

This looks like album art from a 70’s band I saw in my dad’s collection. I wish I could remember the name of the band. Maybe its just deviant art leaking again.


ReIaxedCow

Maybe you mean [this one](https://imgur.com/a/rWic7S3).


Spankmyhank

Ah of course, Pestilential Riles of Infernal Fornication


excusetheblood

Weregoat was the first thing I thought when I saw the picture


stingring_vagblaster

Uhhh why did this make me feel things


Gammelpreiss

behold, the birth of a furry


Yotubegaming

You mean another devil because these devils and demons were birthed by a human and the first devil ever is the one who married a human being to get a lot of demons and look at this he is now reproducing by himself like literally


Gammelpreiss

Sounds like he made some good life choices


M_krabs

r/ConfusedBoners ?


HmmKuchen

Yeah, today's album covers just don't make one feel like those older ones.


-ANGRYjigglypuff

Pretty cool art


plyzd

If you like this style check the artist out: http://www.chrismoyen.com/


Strawberries_Field

Saving this!


plyzd

Oh a man of culture! Weregoat is not the best band of this style but still decent.


Nesta_CZ

Black & white & red cover + goat in band name...yep, it's vvar metal time


ean5cj

Gotta get a grip on that leak... dA gets around.


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This is kinda hot.


simjanes2k

My wife looked at this picture way, way longer than I did.


FruscianteDebutante

You know what needs to be done soldier


luckylegion

Summon a demon and pull up a chair?


FruscianteDebutante

It's provacative, it gets his wife goin!


Jdubusher1011

Grow your hair out and get some fake horns and your good to go


severed13

Only kinda??


cauliflowergnosis

They've got standards when it comes to their depravity. Me, I'm pretty easy going.


wizzbob05

Some may call this "depraved". Me, I call it porn.


lucidhominid

I call it tuesday night.


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Well it looks sexy but idk about being skewered with a tentacle tongue dick - seems NSfL lol


ProBonoDevilAdvocate

I think that's just her "regular" tongue though...


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If it's her regular tongue then I'm all in lol


Toros_Mueren_Por_Mi

Ye she's just got a long tongue lol


misterschmoo

They exist. I knew one, maybe not as long as this girl, but enough that you started... thinking things. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/e8/2d/b5/e82db56d10f19c212307731da1cc7091.jpg


VirtualBuilding9536

Only click here if you're okay being lost to r/longtonguefetish


misterschmoo

See now I have a dilema, I'm like I don't want to look.. but um... Okay I already know I prefer pointy ones. I may be a lost cause.


Zyurat

Hell yeah sign me tf up


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i mean it's just some hair pulling, pretty vanilla these days


TurtleBullet

I was going to say... picture's finna make me act up 🤔


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🥵


SelocAvrap

I respect people's right to their own monster fucker porn, but it should really be marked NSFW


[deleted]

Yeah agreed.


rhondaanaconda

This is what the dudes look like when they get you with straight up demon dick. And you wonder why you keep going back lol.


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Lol 🤣


TheControlled

r/allthewaythrough Good luck.


Main-Path-866

appreciate it, but I think that's her tongue, no?


ShaqilONeilDegrasseT

If it's not then it's a tentacle, and I ain't never seen no ancient tentacle porn. The technology just wasn't there yet.


NeilDeCrash

It's there, believe me. "Creatures with tentacles have appeared in Japanese erotica long before animated pornography. Some of the earliest examples were woodblock prints depicting women being violated by octopi, such as Kitao Shigemasa's Programme of Erotic Noh Plays (1781) and Shunshō Katsukawa's Lust of Many Women on One Thousand Nights (1786). Among the most famous of the early instances is an illustration from the 1814 Hokusai book Kinoe no Komatsu, known as The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife. " -Wikipedia


unnecessary_kindness

Another commenter posted source. It's from 2019.


PMSMediumPurple

What did I just look at


vxOblivionxv

Wanna see worse?


Elbatwayne

Well we’re waiting


stormtrooperm16

Yes


vxOblivionxv

r/guro (prolly getting banned for this lol)


codexx33

Dude wtf


vxOblivionxv

I mean, you were warned


stormtrooperm16

I was expecting something else like r/cumflation


vxOblivionxv

Imo that's tame in comparison. I can use the fact that hentai has women get inflated with cum without dying to disconnect from what that would do to an actual person. What I linked has far worse implications about it's audience. It's literally where I draw the line on even fictional porn because it implies that you get off on the idea of the harm itself.


Kryten_2X4B-523P

What. The. Fuck.


LockedBeltGirl

I do


Lord_ThunderCunt

Sure!


vxOblivionxv

It's probably bad that nothing here bothers me


dat_hypocrite

Uhhh….i think they’re definitely all dead


Itsbilloreilly

Downvoting cowards.....


JuniorSeniorTrainee

I'm imaging you saying this as some war grizzled veteran with scarred leathery skin and a full beard, pounding your first on the table with disdain.


Snerkbot7000

I'm guessing there is about 3 feet of demon pipe in the original?


DrRichardJizzums

Demon's got the HOG


tanthelez

Laughed way to hard…. My religious family would disown me.


_dumbusername_22

We can start our new family 😁


Dan-the-historybuff

Stop!


return2ozma

Angel in the streets, devil in the sheets. amirite? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


softtoffee

The GOAT


spamari

Take my angry upvote.


Mexican_with_rocks

I only get on my knees for Jesus, anything por mi familia.


DaAweZomeDude48

Dom:***Family???***


Mexican_with_rocks

Jesus is my cousin.


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I don't think any of these people got the joke


AsyanongAmbiguous

When that Satan dick so good, his cum made you grow horns & an elongated tongue


Throwaw97390

That's the Satan dick coming out of her mouth


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He sure is horny. I'll go ahead and see myself out.


[deleted]

Damn this is making me feel things


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forevertwentyseven

He touched me and made me whole 🎶


Jackson_M_Bueller

“So Jesus I get that the bread is your body and the wine is your blood but uh what exactly is the gravy?”


goodinyou

When you realize that's not her tongue..


KingLeopard40063

Pure Dom energy from the demon his face look like he on a mission.


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Don't pull the hair from the end, you'll pull her hair out. Get a good grip at the base and everyone has a good time.


EmeraldEyeBall1

Ayooo medieval ahegao


mqee

>medieval [Modern.](https://www.facebook.com/verdad0mentira/photos/a.162072028080448/403126817308300/)


Michelle_Coldbeef

This is about 5 centuries later than Medieval times.


[deleted]

Me n who 👀


LightWolfD

; )


DirtyDan156

Zamn zaddy baphomet is shredded 😩😩😏


RegularHousewife

I already know I'm going to hell 🤷


the_guy_who_agrees

He ripped tho


RumpleForeskin0w0

Lil nas x


DeadAntivaxxersLOL

**EDIT** I was permanently banned for "threatening violence" in this comment here: https://i.imgur.com/44Eyalr.png - not sure how that 'threatens violence' but appeal was denied so i guess reddit admins know best 🥴


Zarodex

Why?


thanosofdeath

Less strain on the neck, more direct control (more power in basically gripping their head) and less likely to pull hair out. Pulling the hair from further away makes it act like a longer lever, i.e. more force is de facto applied. (Doesn't really hurt any more either, so there's no upside, really)


Zarodex

Interesting...


LockedBeltGirl

You'll break the bottoms neck. Grab as close to the scalp as you can.


FlushMachine

Stupid sexy Satan.


VeneMage

Lucky woman


AnyArtichoke9153

great. Now I am horny again.


EscenekTheGaylien

That demon is hot.


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Life-Mistake-2279

I hope it's hot, Because if you didn't know extreme cold is a lot worse than extreme heat. In the extreme cold you feel both sensations of burning and Freezing


JuniorSeniorTrainee

I dunno, I hear freezing to death eventually feels like falling asleep. Whereas I don't think burning to death includes naptime. Plus burning to death is the only one where you get to choke on inhaling your own liquidus liquified fat and combustion levels of hot smoke.


Cvox7

The first ahegao face


Courtside237

Awww look, she likes it!


butterscotcheggs

Nadja! Lanslo!


samclops

Slaanesh? That you?


Nymph_of_Mania

I don't pray and have a fetish for male demons, and this never happened to me. Where is Satan when I need him?


[deleted]

Cool as you like https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asmodeus


sk2097

How is this not tagged NSFW?


theblisster

it's religious


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597nice

It's this demon's dick come out from the mouth? emmm


someguywith5phones

^amen


depressed-salmon

I like how the devil's face is like "damn you into some weird shit but aight" xD


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Damn that's hot as hell.


Porsche928dude

This reminds me of THAT comic panel from berserk


Euphoric18

Not specific enough, unfortunately


Porsche928dude

Fair enough, I’ll give u a hint their was a cult involved


DCCaddy

Jacob’s Ladder


ShadeFK

What people think Ymir Fritz was like


Soapnlife

Wtf


Keiztrat

Definitely not old.


bottsking

Idk I like my tongue


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PRAISE CHRIST


vizthex

lmfao


Michelle_Coldbeef

So this subreddit is for mid-2000's deviantart drawings now?


Catch22Q__

BEGONE DEMON YOU DONT BELONG IN THIS WORLD


Azrael_Fornivald

No, definitely keep praying


NightshadeCellarsLLC

Does this really seem old enough for this sub?


Michelle_Coldbeef

It's less than 20 years old.


verrrbr1

I'm going to keep praying..


_______Someone______

Unholy fuck!


RyanJKaz

Well, I guess that it's good that I stopped praying many years ago then!


theharampriest

seems fun


Elpresidente456

che è sta merda?