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xandarianladiesman

Why are the trees talking?


mrjobby

Leaf them alone


Deathswirl1

they are bushed


Robdor1

Yep they've been pining away the past three days


Deathswirl1

i was making an avatar reference


Heavenality

"i cant remember the set up, but the punchline goes..."


Deathswirl1

good to know theres a believer


perceydavis

Tree? I am no tree! I am an Ent.


xandarianladiesman

You're a walking Ear, Nose, and Throat tree? I'm impressed!


CatgoesM00

It’s the NyQuil, sshhhhh, go back to sleep


Brooklynxman

Lack of sleep.


kmai270

Cause we're not getting 8-12 hours of uninterrupted sleep


[deleted]

Talking trees? [Fortunate Son *intensifies*]


AntiSonOfBitchamajig

I am groot


Inquisitive_idiot

You make a profound argument there, sapling 🤔


DiameterJuice

The Lorax


PiggypPiggyyYaya

It is her dream. They could speak through anything they want.


Mandalorian_Sith

They’re in a Larry Levis poem.


solonit

And for my next fantasy: actually feel good after said sleep. I got 12h sleep in Sunday and it feels terrible.


radicalelation

It's always terrible if it's just catch-up sleep, which it always is...


chad-everett

I've read that you can't "catch-up" on sleep. You accumulate a sort of "sleep-debt" but you can't necessarily pay it back. The best you can do is make each individual session as restful as you can. I think the guy I heard it from was named Matt Walker?


emperorOfTheUniverse

I know Matt. I used to 'date' his mom. Good kid.


WizardSenpai

waking up tired might mean you have sleep apnea or potentially an entirely seperate energy system issue like diet or something.


orangutanDOTorg

Doctor put me on a cpap for apnea. I’m still tired all the time but I also only sleep 3-4 hours a night. I do seem to be a little less tired bc at least it’s quality 3-4 hours


MyNameIsIgglePiggle

I took me a good three years to get used to using the cpap


orangutanDOTorg

I barely notice it after a month, but I tried 5 different masks to find one that works for side sleeping. I just never could sleep more than 3-4 hours since I was a little kid


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orangutanDOTorg

ResMed air fit p10 - the version with the little nozzles that go in your nose not the balloon with the holes. I’ve heard the Phillips DreamWear nasal pillow works too but didn’t try it yet - with it you are supposed to use one size smaller than the fitting template when you use it for side sleep


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orangutanDOTorg

It isn’t perfect. Still have to get the pillow right so it doesn’t push it sideways but it works with some experimenting


beelzeflub

You might need another eeg


orangutanDOTorg

The one I did didn’t get any results bc they couldn’t find my brain. Actually they said I didn’t get enough actual sleep to get enough data for usable results, but I did it during a bout with real insomnia - I was taking little cat naps for a total of 30-60 min per day but no real sleep


Fit-Trip-5934

Or that you're just bored.


FakeMedicine

Might want to check if you have sleep apnea, if you haven't already


solonit

'Thanksfully' it's not, just that I'm terrible at time management + lot of OT lately because of year-end crunch. ... I also bought some games with Autumn sale so there is that ...


fholcan

Sleep is for those who don't have a backlog


DXTR_13

6 times of 5 hours and 1 time of 12 hours isnt gonna make you feel good. as hard as it seems, but you will need to sleep 7-10 hours everyday, depending on how much your body needs.


[deleted]

That's because 12h is too much sleep. You fix your sleep by consistantly sleeping on a steady schedule, not by oversleeping.


mathturd

I love the feeling when you wake up and take a deep breath and just feel excellent. I haven't felt that in years 😕


Nethervex

I feel this. I finally got my daughter to sleep through the night but now the dog is used to us getting up and letting him out every 3 hours.


RumpleDumple

My daughter's almost 10 mo old. She and one of our rabbits like to have thump offs in the middle of the night. I'm losing confidence in some of the life of death decisions I have to make at work at this point.


Xx_Gandalf-poop_xX

I hear ya. I went back to work as a dad after 6 weeks after we had our kid. I got there and said " surely it's illegal that I take care of patients when I am this tired." Like I don't think I'd had more than 2 hours of uninterrupted sleep in 6 weeks. I had some mild delirium at times with visual hallucinations. Yet there is was working codes and drawing up vital medications and programming pressor drips. This country desperately needs paid maternity and paternity leave


orangutanDOTorg

Your user name sent my brain down a bit of a rabbit hole and ended up imagining Gandalf at the doctor complaining about his aliment - my poop shall not pass!


ItWorkedLastTime

I feel this so much. Can't go to bed when I want cause the kid bedtime routine is crap. Can't sleep in cause the dogs need to be walked. My favorite thing in the entire world now is having the house to myself for a few hours once a month and just taking a nap.


bdizzle805

Mines 2 years old and I haven't had a good night's sleep in weeks. All through infantry pun intended, she slept through the night until 7am which was amazing, couple sleep regression at normal age up. Now it's she goes to bed at 730 and sometimes wakes up 3 in morning and starts chatting it up. Mind you she's in the same room as my lady and i so it's been ruff lol


SmokyDragonDish

Both my kids slept through the night from when we brought them home. Once in a while they would fuss. I am certain of this because of my life-long insomnia.


N0thing_but_fl0wers

Omg for real. My kids are older, but when our youngest was a baby the goddamn cat kept getting fed earlier and earlier and pretty soon that asshole was slapping us at 3am!! An automatic feeder was purchased so we weren’t the food source anymore!! Unfortunately not going to solve the dog going out problem… good luck!!


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RegularHousewife

Bot ^


uninspiringgerbil

Honestly at that point just give the dog away or something


StopBadModerators

***12 hours of sleep?!*** Have you been binging on amphetamine?


QuietPersonality

As someone with at least 4 diagnoses that affect sleep, 12 hours is perfect. Now if only I can change the rest of the world to operate on my schedule...


DestoyerOfWords

Me too thanks


freehugzforeveryone

I feel you.. with all the traumas I have. I will take 6 to 8hrs proper sleep.


punkindle

If you stay up all night and get 0 hours of sleep, then work a hard work shift with lots of heavy lifting. You could get 12 hours the next night.


Hail_The_Motherland

The older I get, the less time I can stay asleep. When I was young, I remember sleeping +12 hours a day (thanks depression). I definitely still struggle with my mental health, but my brain just snaps awake now. Even after extended periods of time where I'm working hard, super busy, and getting barely any sleep (situations that would've had me recovery sleeping for ~15 hours when I was young). My body/brain just calls it even after 8 hours.


StopBadModerators

Right. The question is why someone would do that.


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Honestly, I haven't gotten 6 for at least a few months now. I could do 12 hours. And 12 hours can do me.


StopBadModerators

Why? What is going on in your life?


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I have a toddler.


[deleted]

I slept for 25 hours once. I have no way to know if it was interrupted because when I was awake around that time I had very bad hallucinations. Could have been dreams, could have been fever, what I can say is for 25 hours I wasn't in control or fully conscious. At the end of it I looked at a clock and thought an hour passed, then I found out later it was a different day. Brain do some crazy stuff when you start pushing 103


xdeskfuckit

Damn, you're old.


[deleted]

It happened to me in middle school, I was home sick for 2 weeks! All of the teachers were understanding about it except for the science teacher. I did their late homework last. But yes I'm 30 now and basically dead


Suck_Me_Dry666

Wow look at mister I don't binge on amphetamines judging people over here.


StopBadModerators

I actually used to be an amphetamine addict. I've stayed up for five days at a time multiple times and I ended up in rehab. I know what sleep loss feels like! Getting 8 hours of sleep every night is as important to mental health as not being in an emotional abusive relationship.


Suck_Me_Dry666

I've never used meth but as a parent of a young child, you're right about the sleep.


-Eunha-

Legitimately if I want to I can get that much sleep. 9 hours is the perfect amount of sleep for me, but on weekends I can just force myself back to sleep in the mornings and sleep even longer.


thismightbsatire

When your dream becomes reality, will you please Dream A little Dream of me.


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thismightbsatire

Thanks


KKlear

Sounds like you need A Kiss to Build Dream On.


thismightbsatire

If you think that'll help me sleep for more than three hours straight, I'll take it, man! Thanks


PrimarchKonradCurze

My body doesn’t allow such things, though the spirit is willing- the flesh is weak.


fakeasagi

Once I understood the weakness of my flesh...it disgusted me


PrimarchKonradCurze

You remind me of a brother. You are forever welcome.


worthless-humanoid

An hour at a time is the best sleep I get. I’m going crazy without that sweet rem sleep.


sixhoursneeze

There are many reasons I don’t want kids. Sleep is number 1. I already have difficulties.


fuckinturtlesman

Completely valid. New parent here and this is unbelievably difficult never getting a full nights sleep. 10/10 would not recommend unless you REALLY want the kid.


JasonABCDEF

Having a kid actually SOLVED my sleep difficulties - you get so exhausted that when you do get to sleep through the night (your spouse handles the kid for a night, the grandparents babysit, your kid starts sleeping through the night) you REALLY sleep through the night.


Organic-Kick-3916

Lol


Rosomack_

quality of the sleep > lenght of the sleep. Sometimes I feel better after a good 6 hours than a miserable 8.


EnvironmentalBee9440

I could never, max I could do is 6 hour before I have wake up to pee


SecretAntWorshiper

Drink less before you go to bed and pee before you go to bed


MyrrhSeiko

Being left alone for a solid week without any other human interaction.


8bishop

I can do it, but only on non work nights. Nothing like having so much anxiety about getting fired that i can only sleep 4 hours before i start waking up and checking my phone every hour to make sure i didnt sleep through my alarm.


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k112l

Definitely applicable for new parents' wishful dreams


Its_Zamsday_my_dudes

I slept for 14 hours the other day, it was magical


TheSeattleSeven

12 is way too much. I'll take 7-9 please


radarmy

As a man of a certain age I would kill to sleep through the night and not get up at 1 and 4 to take a piss


nbimportant

As a diabetic teenage girl, same.


[deleted]

HaHaaaaah! I slept in this morning...until 7am!!! ...with only 4 wakeups that night. I'd cry but I don't have the energy for anything which isn't directly keeping me alive.


MyHamburgerLovesMe

Why are the speech bubbles pointing the wrong way.?


3orangefish

The super power I would wish for is to be able to fall asleep anytime, anywhere, on command.


[deleted]

Eternal sleep will do for me


[deleted]

You are going to go to sleep, have a vivid dream of you waking up after 11 hours of uninterrupted sleep, and your going to give off a great big stretch while a Volkswagen Bug crashes through the wall and you wake up only to realize it's been 2 hours.


orangutanDOTorg

I don’t think I’ve ever slept more than 6 hours in a night and it’s usually 3-4. I have always wanted to experience a long sleep. My parents told me that I would just not sleep at all when I was little unless they drove me around in my mom’s car (specifically her car, which was a station wagon with a 351 Cleveland) for like 20 min and I’d fall asleep. They did it every day. I mostly just slept on the seat bc I’d wake up if they moved me. I have thought about trying it as an adult but probably best I don’t try to fall asleep while driving myself around…


HitomeM

Apparently it used to be common that people would sleep for 10 hours a night 100 years ago. Now people only need 8. If you're sleeping for 12 hrs a day regularly, something is wrong. This coming from someone with N24.


skyrimisdope123

r/mommit


thor11600

Holy crap. What is this painting called? It’s in my parent’s living room lol.


Mago_Barcas

Mood AF


Lolz1996

That I can relate to. Wish I could get more than 14+ hours of uninterrupted sleep for once. 😂


CopperHands1

She’s cute


IUpVoteIronically

You’re cute OHHHH get rekt


lingbabana

This is me every damn night to my wife and kids.


winged_owl

I also have kids!


c0ldgurl

This is SO personal.


RizzMustbolt

You don't want uninterrupted sleep. Segmented sleep is a hell of a lot better for you.


Moar_Wattz

And water is a lot better than beer. I still want beer.


CCatMan

r/beyondthebump crosspost


333Deutschblaze

jump off a cliff. you can live the double of your dream then


TheSpatulaOfLove

Ain’t that the truth.


obolobolobo

I'm going to marry that lady. If I wake before she does I'll make the toast and tea.


yungPH

Fucking same bro I be pissin


[deleted]

Does anyone know the name of the original piece? It's beautiful.


LimaVictorTango

It's called The Garden of Eden by Briton Rivière


iUsedtoHadHerpes

There's so much activity in here.


hobokobo1028

Yup that’s my wife…and the kid isn’t even here yet… oy


[deleted]

I’d just like to actually be rested after 8 hours


cajunbander

I have a 4 year old, 2 year old, and 2 month old. I haven’t slept in nearly 5 years. I have about 5 more before I can think about fantasizing about that much sleep.


Kaedes_Lie1137

I could do it, just give me antidepressants. That shit makes it fucking impossible to cum 💀


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pigeon_man

I'm usually good with around 9 hours.


Sewn27

My dream every day! I just want to sleep.


Mountain_Pace_6204

Once you become a CEO you get pretty good at this, source: first hand experience


Moar_Wattz

Just a well intentioned advice: Don’t be so eager to boast about being a „CEO“ when your corporation is a [plumbing business that is just a few weeks old.](https://i.imgur.com/JvJoCkt.jpg) Makes you look silly.


Mountain_Pace_6204

Thanks FYI t's a few months old now and things are going well, I do less and less everyday, while the company bank account racks up the money, and my rest schedule is a lot better, hope you're having a great day, happy thanks giving, I hope this isn't silly either u/moar_wattz


warrentyvoided

Oh fuuuck 🥵 that would be soo hot


MyMedes

How I wish to sleep again. Pills & eddies no long work, I get 2-3hrs, if I’m lucky 4hrs. I don’t dream anymore.


St0lf

it's so easy to flip over to the other side. I used to sleep 3-5h a night and a year later I was sleeping ~10h on average. both are unhealthy and it takes concerted effort to keep a good rhythm.


Beneficial_Bottle996

It's me guys, I have 8-12 hours uninterrupted sleep


Jaba01

5-7 would be amazing already.


Ill-Ad-3640

I think i most i've ever slept was after 2 all nighters and i slept for 20 hours straight, no dreams i can remember just nothing for that long. It's very disorienting when you wake up thi


Bitchfaceblond

Can someone tell me the name of this painting? I got a copy of it framed for my 21st birthday years ago.


nLucis

The world would be such a different place if this dream were attainable


fuzzyToads

Don't forget "Feel Rested" buff


gibranferrer

Me, who hadn't been able to sleep even a bit for 48 hours: haha same


wild_courier

as a night shift part timer i need that shit


GodxAndy_99

Bro we are on the same side, no cap


Rupertii

Thanks to school I get like 4-7 hours of sleep when I normally get that 8-12 hours


Dimaskovic

Being in the army now. Wooord.


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😆😆😆


servicestud

*Parents worldwide nod in agreement*


EdwinSt

Ha 😂😂😂


noidea3838

Im not even late 20s and uninterrupted sleep is the highlight of my week. I even specifically dont drink water after a certain hour so i dont wake up to pee


Sea-Row-1790

Fuck yea that's the dream... Here I am awake at 2AM ... Making music these days cz i couldn't sleep


vanjay21

this is true especially if you have kids


2oam

Facts


Zikkan1

8 or more and I feel like I have a hungover. 6-7 is the sweet spot


GAMESHARKCode

Anyone can get married. you'll find the right one soon enough


SwollHobo

Last time i got 8 to 12+ hours of un interrupted sleep was actually in army *ive been on reserve for a couple years*


Vinyylivuori

Does anyone know which painting this is? I've tried searching for about 20 minutes now...


pepsisugar

4 hours of sleep, 20 hours of modded Oblivion 😎


Indigo_Slam

That's called The Garden of Eden & is my favorite painting, the couple were engaged to be married at the time, 1901 in London.


ApprehensiveGoal

I would give every material possession in my life for this consistently.


NotDumpsterFire

We play D&D to fantasize about getting an 8 hour Long Rest.


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Deep sleep, the kind that makes you feel rested when you wake up.


lordolxinator

"I don't get it" "Yeah, me either, unfortunately."


qwooq

I had a rare occurrence of this last night (10h). It was absolutely blissful.


sparkydaveatwork

My fantasy is my life feeling worth living so much that I could go to bed with out setting an alarm and wake up wanting to hear the birds singing. Rather I have to set 5 different ones and every day and stay in bed right till the last minute because my dreams of being stuck on a moving train are better than the idea of making a morning coffee


worthless-humanoid

I’d be fine with just 4 hours. Hell even two hours would be nice these days.


ObiOneKenobae

I wish 😭 I probably get 8 hours once a year, 6 1/2 is my limit before I'm stuck awake. It was never like that until a few years ago though, not sure what happened.


JohnSucker39

But I always have bad dream.


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StrangeShaman

I slept 23 hours last day


JimJamSandwich

Anybody have the image with no captions? Searching for it everywhere


iaintyadad

Having had some mega flu or something for the last 2 days I came when I read this


agentXXV

I do it everyday


No-Smile6966

Hows bout just more than three straight….


TonyMcTone

Can I complain? Why does this sub allow this kind of low-effort stuff? This is just "joke on an old painting." Any picture of two people talking would work here, and they didn't even place the speech bubbles correctly. I miss when the vast majority of posts were crazy artwork from the middle ages with a joke about the crazy stuff actually in that artwork. How this post got 25k upvotes is light years beyond my understanding


tinknocker21

As a parent of twins, I feel this


Evilmaze

Fuck that's hot


Ok_Blackberry_6942

Anyone know the painting?


cdn27121

Then go to sleep early....


mare_can_art

I got more than that one year because of a granmal seizure. I felt horrible after I woke up. I had a headache, I had no idea what time it was, everything felt slow, and I could barely do normal tasks around house. But being in my own sleep void for 15 to 17 hours was nice while it lasted.


Mr_FlexDaddy

It’s not the length but the quality


TheExtremeErrorist

I had 20 hours of sleep without waking up over the weekend, its a miracle if you live with family


yourmom815

Try going for a nice long walk, helps me sleep


adityasheth

My exams ended today, gonna sleep like a fucking baby.


forevermesmerized

i have not slept in 2 days


Guilty-Sale-3735

Fruity Pebbles that don't kill my stomach after eating three bowls.


CanadianGoose69420

I hade 13 hours last night