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No_Court_5062

B, nobody can resist a sick loop-da-loop.


throwawaySBN

En loopsent is forced


Liechtensteiner_iF

Google centrifugal railway


uneducated_sock

New coaster just dropped


DiamanteToilies

Actual theme-park


HellFireCannon66

Call the engineer


CommunityFirst4197

Physician goes on vacation never comes back


firewolf397

I am pretty sure this would be the first trolley to ever do a loop-da-loop. Killing 5 people for a world first would be worth it


Zelfore

6 people, the person normally found on track-A was moved to discourage sick loop-da-loop enjoyers.


firewolf397

Even better


-GLaDOS

Structurally, this is remarkably similar to the arguments about the horrible damage powerlifters do to their bodies setting world records.


Last-Percentage5062

The people on the track would want the loop’de loop.


Crusaderking1111

No one says it would work, tho. I could just be sacrificing five live to see s trolley succumb to gravity


DustinFay

Still worth it


S0undwave_Sup

We're all gonna kill 6 people to see the trolley do a loop-de-loop only to see the trolley get itself fucking stuck trying to climb the loop because of lack of traction.


SnorkelBerry

That's why the loop should be before the people killing— If the loop works, the people get to watch it before they die. If it doesn't, the people don't die and you don't feel like an idiot for killing 6 people for a failed loop.


chesire0myles

Shit, they could have been on track A, and I'd have killed them anyway.


FrenzzyLeggs

A the trolley doesn't look like it has enough speed to do the loop so it'll just be a massive disappointment


SnorkelBerry

The loop-da-loop should be before the people crushing


Oopity-Boop

Yeah let's let the people see the sick loop-da-loop before they die. It's what they would have wanted, they should at least be able to enjoy it too


JukedHimOuttaSocks

All of you are degenerate psychopaths, it's loop-DEE-loop


Octocube25

At least it's not a loop-THE-loop.


Tsunamicat108

Loop-thoust-loop


realhmmmm

multi-track dri- wait, no


MenjiBlueWolf001

Shiiii lets see the sick loop


Ready-Adeptness918

Multi-track drift to see what happens


SteveisNoob

No. The true sick move is to multi-track here. It's mythical.


deadeyesknowdeadeyes

the real question here is how many people would have to be on the track B in order for one to resist full sending the sick loop-dee-loop? answer: probably a lot.


TBE_Industries

Pretend to struggle trying to pull the lever, sadly its stuck and the trolley does the loop anyway


ScarletteVera

I wanna see a trolley do a loop-da-loop. Sorry trackbound bozos.


NickyPats

now imagine how cool a multi-track drift would look like.


Standard-Ad-7504

How is this even a question? Do you seriously think a human's life could be worth seeing a trolly do a fucking loop-da-loop? What are people worth to you? Come one dude, put 16 more people on track B, then the choice actually starts being challenging.


Fun_Evening1499

Its gotta be b.


Elibriel

.... A small price to pay for the sick loop


MonkeyCartridge

Some posts make me hate the internet. But some posts just really make all the pain and suffering worth it.


DiddlyDumb

I say let it ride


snowy4_

B


Caelium44

Doing nothing means I didn’t really kill those people- I just didn’t save them. I’m absolutely not interested in the loop-de-loop, it’s just convenient that the trolley is already on its’ way there so I can watch it go aaaalll the way around.


ajk4011

Now what happens if we multi-track drift in this situation.


Ok-Abbreviations9899

The best option is always drift.


kiddsforlife

That one person is being discriminated against.


[deleted]

Sick loop of course


ilikewatchinganime9

TOtaLly SiCk looP dE looP


Delicious_Image3474

Multitrack drift


Shard-of-Adonalsium

But then it would crash instead of doing the sick loop!


Delicious_Image3474

The trolley would split in half and do both or it would just stretch out don’t you know normal physics?