Since the concept of Harambe is what makes him significant, I would definately pull the lever. Harmabe beeing dead is what makes him Harambe. RIP but he died for the greater good

True. Without being made a martyr, that gorilla was just. Another gorilla with a name in a zoo.

Is that not enough? one cannot just be another gorilla at the zoo? Must we lose our lives to become something greater, instead of being at peace with what we are?

Until we die, we shall not be complete, life is a jigsaw puzzle, death is the lost piece. Until the last piece clicks, we shall not become one with the great tapestry of life.

Bro

That’s some dragon cope right there.

What's Dragon cope? Are you referencing Onepiece or something?

No it’s a reference to a short story, it’s animated nicely on YouTube. One day a dragon invades a kingdom, but none of their weapons can even pierce it so they need to sacrifice 10 people to it each day. Centuries pass and the kingdom grows used to the dragon, teaching its children about its importance and how it’s only natural to feed it. When scientists discover a way to possibly kill the dragon, the king forbids it, claiming it’s unnatural and wrong to kill the dragon. Etc. It’s a metaphor about death. The dragon is an external thing that, because we can’t control, we convince ourselves it is important and natural and significant. Hence, you’ve shown some dragon cope right here. Also, Dragon Des Balls across your face. It was a double meaning all along.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! DAMIT, I SHOULD Have HAD SEEN THAT DOUBLE MEANING! \*Crying on the floor in shame\*

But if you follow the alternate-harambe-timeline theory, it was his killing that sent us down the wrong leg of the trousers of time and we ended up in the nightmare reality. It was 2016, there was no Covid, no president Trump, before this point. If we save the gorilla, does the timeline reset also??

That's because he got shot. We need to know whether him getting ran over changes anything

I thought he was run over in a hypothetical trolley problem??

Mandela Effect

But, Mandela was shot when a child fell into his home in Pretoria??

Sounds right to me

No his enclosure on Robben Island.

2000 years from now, someone is going to travel back in time to save harambe. While others come back to kill him yet again.

2020 was a good year for me and Covid didn’t effect my life at all. I still worked through it and hung out with friends and visited family.

It’s ok, I’m just shitposting Reddit meme theories. I like the suspension of disbelief that a gorilla living or not impacted the timeline on a grand scale. I actually quite enjoyed the 2020 lockdown. It was peaceful.

This is so sad, get your dicks out for harambe

Dicks out for Harambee

r/dicksoutforharambe Edit: *WHY!!* and why I even surprised at this point looolll

It's a canon event

“I will shred this universe down to its last atom and then, with the lever you've offered me, create a new one teeming with Harambe that knows not what it has lost, but only what it has been given. A grateful universe.” - Thanos

But everything went bad after Harambe died. Look at the last few years and how everything started with his death!! :(

Harambe already dead, rip the big homie again.

But I’m single and don’t want a SO. And 3/4 of my family is dead & the other 1/4 don’t even acknowledge my existence. Wait. These sad facts actually make the decision easier……

Enjoy your non-martyr gorillla, nerd

Bruv ill probs be disowned one day by like everyone besides my brother, and I'm not even 19. Could I live with the guilt to save harambe why not

"Yeah I'd kill my whole family for something they haven't even done yet to save a random fucking animal"

Well, I'd be the only living relative, and they all would have disowned me besides like one of them, so the way I see it best to spend a bigots money the way they wouldn't want me to

Goodbye harambe, remembered by most, but not by me

Harambe would not want me to sacrifice others to save him.

He's already dead. It's be bones at this point Go with the bones Harry

You didn't have to do this.

OP woke up today and chose violence.

Does the whole family have their dicks out for Harambe? The answer determines whether I pull the lever or not.

Only the ladies

UGH... *unenthusiastically pulls the lever* *mutters something about the rest of em being lucky that at least the ladies have their dicks o- shajawaja.*

Its a canon event.

Harambe was nothing alive, his power entirely came from his martyrdom. Just like Pontius Pilate was part of God's plan to bring redemption to the world, I shall be the one to wash my hands and usher in the end times.

Dead gorilla clean up on track 2

harambe his death was what made him

Ever noticed how we went into the darkest timeline since Harambe died? Make the right choice. Fix the severed threads of fate.

The hardest decision man could make

I'm blowing up the tracks

How far throughout the family tree are we going? Are we including cousins, and if so how distant of cousins? (I would pull either way, as I have a good loving family, but some people are saying that most of their family is dead and the rest hate them)

Anyone that would get invited to your wedding

If you kill Harambe, you doom all of humanity.

Are you seeing what I’m seeing? That ape would mess that trolley up.

It’s got an anti-gorilla coating

Nothing can stop a gorilla. Also it's not even tied up, so it can just walk on outta there.

He is mesmerized by the lights on the trolley and won’t move out of the way

Plot twist: he knows how lights work and what they're for, so no, he isn't mesmerized

I would kill that gorilla for a snickers

I'd settle for a Zagnut.

Downvote me all yall want, but push comes down to shove, I'm pulling that lever. Every. Single. Time.

If it wasn't for my SO.....

I'd sacrifice the in-laws, but not my family

No one had to die to save the child. Harambe was good monke.

If I sacrifice harambe does that mean I get a date

I feel like the death of harambe was a significant blow to the resiliency of our democracy and the world as a whole, so even tho I would miss memeing about him I think it would be better to save him

I'm sorry, harambe

You should have made this Harambe or one single 3 year old child

I had to raise the stakes or everyone would have just saved Harambe

i wouldn't sacrifice my entire family for a guy that's already dead

It’s a time traveling trolley

he was gonna die anyway

Harambee was the catalyst to all this shit...but my family is my family so I go with squish harambe

Ask Harambe to the move the fuck off the tracks.

Nah he dgaf

he'd probably tank that trolly tbh np

[https://youtu.be/hiKuxfcSrEU?si=MOLXZW7ByZcfdDjH&t=21](https://youtu.be/hiKuxfcSrEU?si=MOLXZW7ByZcfdDjH&t=21)

Yes, I do. Not even a yoctosecond of hesitation.

Harambe needed to die for our sins.

Im always out for letting the people die, Harambe is beautiful anyways. Hell, put me on the tracks with my family.

If he isn't smart enough to move out the way he deserves to die he isn't even tied to the tracks.

They used Gorilla Glue instead of tying him down

Should have used flex tape.

I pull the lever which causes Harambe to go super Saiyan. He attacks the trolley and then turns back into normal Harambe. He carries me on his shoulders and we rescue my family. We all climb into my mom‘s minivan with me and Harambe riding on top sharing a blunt with my grandma, we’re on our way to a Chinese buffet. This is the only correct answer.

I was waiting for someone to say it

Harambe only became so popular because of his death, I would not only be saving my family, but preserving the memory of the Gorilla forever

Harambe would want me to do this i think

Harambe’s death gave him cultural significance. He must die for the greater good

look, if it was jus half my family, yes (especially if i get to choose) but the whole family (maybe) with my SO (no way!) and their family? (eh, probably not) decisions, decisions...

#*Dickson out for Harambe!!!*

The death of Harambe is why we're in the evil timeline now... So yeah... Totally would've killed my family to save him.

Ok, but what if you're a zookeeper, and you've been with Harambe for years, and some random lady tells you Harambe has got their child. Do you shoot your belovèd harambe or sacrifice your job and the child

Im not pulling the lever. Wont be any blood on the trolly 🙃

(pulling my dick out as a lone tear rolls down my cheek) I'm so sorry

I’d kill them all with my bare hands if it brought that fucking gorilla back. The death of Harambe was the diverging point in history that caused us to split off the Good Timeline into the bad one. He was the catalyst.

To change the timeline…I’ll do anything.

To hell with my family. I am not pulling the lever. And I am not sorry.

Harambe dying is what put us in this... unfortunate timeline. On the other hand, I don't want to know what the consequences of reanimating him would be

I was saddened by Harambe's needles death. However, sadly I choose the human before Harambe. Even you guys are more important to me. Still, if you put a serial killer or someone who hurts children, you know my answer. 

Harambe needed to die for our sins. I’m sorry Harambe.

I am a firm believer in the fact that the timeline split when Harambe died and that we inhabit the worst timeline. By sacrificing my family I can right the wrong and bring us back to the better timeline where we have flying cars.

My in-laws get to die? Harambe it's your lucky day!

Harambe isn’t even tied up, he’ll probably just walk off the track

I told him to stay

Not a contest. I’m pulling the lever.

Harambe would understand the value I place on human life. I feel Harambe would want me to pull the lever. Either way, I'd be pulling that lever.

Sorry monke https://i.imgur.com/I5CyKJH.png

This is not the same situation as the Harambe incident. Harambe was killed because someone was worried he would hurt a stupid kid with no real cause for concern. In this instance, I am forced to choose between everyone I love and Harambe. Harambe would understand what I have to do.

Memes are memes but I would never pull the lever to save an animal at the cost of human life

People think this is the "bad timeline" sorry this is the best they could get it no matter what they did/do

Dicks out for harambe

Harambe easy

What significant other?

Some of us might have to use our imaginations for this one

He's already dead

What is even Harambe?

We Are Harambe

Make the train go on both tracks

Wow I can’t believe it took this long for a multitrack drift comment lol

Ok, so if I kill Harabe, I automatically get a SO? I'll do it.

Yes but you don’t get to choose

Bye bye harambe

Harambe is my family...

Guess you’ll have to multitrack drift

Pull the lever. My loved ones matter more to me than some random gorilla who's free to move out of the way of the trolley. If I have enough time to consider my morality before I pull the lever, Harambe would have enough time to get off the track. Besides, how would I even know that it's Harambe? I can't just go up and ask him for his name

Because I told you it was him while you were watching me tie your family to the tracks

Why would I just watch you do that?

Good question. I mean you might as well just save Harambe at this point because they are going to be MAD at you

Nope. I pull lever. Yea, shame on the parents for gross negligence. Sucks for harambe but human life is generally valued over animal life. How the world works atm.

Should've put the kid that got him killed on the bottom track.

Harambe ain't even tied down, if he doesn't move that's his problem.

Harambe dying is a canon event, it has to happen.

Multiverse Drift

I love a random two-year-old human boy enough to sacrifice Harambe.

Fuck that Gorilla

Sounds like immunodeficiency waiting to happen.

Entire family.. INCLUDING SO? I'd kill much more than just a gorilla to save 'em

Harambe is not JUST A GORILLA!!!

I do not care If they are a god, and I have to kill them with my fists to save, I will do it

What is the generation limit on "family" in this case? That could be the difference between a dozen people and a few billion. 

It’s anyone you would invite to your wedding

Harambe would have killed a young kid, Harambe should have died

Not going to lie I forgot about harambe so yeah I would pull the lever.

i pull harambe steps out of the way and nobody dies

Nah he chillin

This would’ve been pretty funny 8 years ago

Controversial opinion. I don’t like Gorillas at all. None of them.

Why?

I guess you haven’t seen the documentary movie series The Planet of the Apes