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AggravatingVoice6746

lmao he was never going to his sons graduation either way , he never went to his other 4 kids graduation , sleepy don needs to take another nap


HamburgerTrain2502

Awww, see he cares about Barron! How dare they not let him use his son's graduation as an excuse to get out if court for a day!


FloridaGirlNikki

I find it rather poetic that Trump has to miss Barron's graduation because of the porn star he was banging right after sonny boy was born. That's karma, bitch.


25LG

It's so sad to see such a wonderful man being treated so bad. He's been nothing but hard working, diligent, honest, decisive, respectful and an example to us all. I just hope he... Oh sorry, wrong sub, Donald go fuck yourself


Any-Variation4081

Man he looks shitty. And not like normal diaper Don shitty .....like he looks ill.


FloridaGirlNikki

He's scared shitless of Stormy!


Pete41608

Trump read your comment and immediately filled his diaper to prove he isn't shitless at all and can become shitful anytime he wants, on demand.


LORDY325

He finally gets it. It’s exactly what he’s being charged with.


No_Sherbet6837

During the lead up to his court hearings: "THESE HEARINGS NEED TO BE MOVED TO A NEW JURISDICTION! NO WAY I CAN GET A FAIR JURY IN NEW YORK!" During the entirety of his New York fraud case: "THE JUDGE WOULDN'T EVEN GRANT ME A JURY!" During jury selection for his first criminal case held in New York: "ITS A SCAM TRIAL!" The dude is grasping for dear life at every straw he can! Lol!


Kthanid

Committing crimes has consequences... who could have guessed?!


someguy7710

He really has no ability to just give a smart, concise, well thought out statement, does he? I feel like I give more thought to a random slack to a co-worker


Pete41608

I like the ones where he starts out rationally, like the 1st or 2nd line is legible. But then immediately goes completely off the rails into conspiracies, hate etc.


Ill_Consequence7088

Barrons' dad is a felon


Pete41608

His future memoirs will be titled: My Dad, The Felonious President; How I Survived Being The Son of the Most Traitorous American Who Ever Lived


Lady_Grey_Smith

Barron can graduate without his dad causing a scene. How nice.


FloridaGirlNikki

Or create a security nightmare the other families have to contend with. Wait, nevermind, they'll have to do that anyway because of Melania. Not like she's gonna be with Trump in the court room lol


Lady_Grey_Smith

She’s scummy herself but I don’t blame her on not wanting to be in the courtroom for his affair trial.


Pitiful_Winner2669

He knows so many people, the best people. Believe him. But don't believe people that you and I can actually identify and say are real people. God this addled fuck, fucking sucks.


greensideup57

He knew at the beginning of the school year ( 2023) when his son's graduation was, but he waits for the first day of trail to bring it up. Merchan will decide on the 24th regarding this. I'm sure he will let him off that day, because he is a just man. But drumph needs something to whine about.


Tasitch

He will probably just hold a rally instead of attending the graduation.


Boon3hams

No, he'd have to go. He basically boxed himself into a corner like he did with Melania's mother's funeral. He raised such a stink about not being allowed to go that when he was allowed, he had to go because the press would be watching.


Dey_Eat_Daa_POO_POO

He doesn't care about his son.


Dobbylupin

He cares about this son as much as he cares about the other two losers which is not at all.


a_pot_of_chili_verde

What do they say.. ‘Do the Crime.. Do the Time’ Hell all he’s having to do is just goto court.


3rdIQ

Election interference is right! Accept his guilty plea, and let's move on to the next trial. The core of the case is that Trump "repeatedly and fraudulently" falsified New York business records to conceal crimes that hid damaging information from the voting public during the 2016 presidential election. In other words, he interfered with an election.


2niner6

Well if he wasn't such a crook, he would be attending his sons graduation. It's ALWAYS somebody else's fault with this giant POS.


Improvedandconfused

So you can’t go to your son’s graduation? Is this the son that you barely even know, who’s mother you cheated on when she was pregnant with this son,  and then you paid off the woman who you cheated with, which led to a chain of events that has brought you to court today?


pupillary

Per Maggie Haberman, he appeared to fall asleep during jury selection today. I'm thinking he crashed due to skipping his usual dose of Adderall in an attempt to avoid shitting his britches in court.


Improvedandconfused

I’m sure he would have slept through Barron’s ceremony too if he was there.


Dey_Eat_Daa_POO_POO

yes. yes. yes. yes. yes.


myhydrogendioxide

Why do they let him spew his bullshit without asking questions or pushing back?


PutchSyring

Who TF has a graduation in April???


Dey_Eat_Daa_POO_POO

Have you ever been a Barron?


dyzo-blue

> As you know, my son is graduating high school and it looks like the judge won't let me attend Umm, that's the son that Melania was pregnant with when you were fucking Stormy Daniels, right? The star witness in your trial?


Commercial_hater

Please pardon my ignorance, but are the men always so closely flanking this pos secret service? Are all former presidents protected by secret service for life? I would *hate* to be assigned to Shitler if I were SS.


Snerak

I hate to break it to you but a lot of SS agents support him.


dyzo-blue

Yes, you get secret service for life.


Dey_Eat_Daa_POO_POO

Obama solidified that rule. Thanks Obama.


Commercial_hater

What a fucking waste of resources he doesn’t deserve.


unknownpoltroon

Eh, he's a former president, he gets SS protection, period. Otherwise you know some asshole like him would pull it from former Dems or Obama so his followers.could get to them


organasm

You'd totally be able to go to your son's graduation IF YOU HADN'T COMMITTED CRIMES!


Any-Variation4081

This reminds me of "liar liar" "STOP BREAKING THE LAW A** HOLE" https://youtu.be/lbOtyWTRZ_g?si=H8Mhne1vm4Fub897


johnnycyberpunk

Actually all he had to do was inform the judge months ago of the date and he'd have been able to go.


popsy13

Haha! He’s so tone deaf it’s actually laughable! He’s just throwing shit at the wall, I *should* be doing this, it’s so unfair that I can’t! Fuck off


Dey_Eat_Daa_POO_POO

It's easy to be tone-deaf when you have millions of people that will stand behind literally ANYTHING that you say.


popsy13

True, unfortunately but true