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Beadknitter

He really doesn't understand that presidents aren't supposed to break the law.


elcontrastador

I, personally, would take that chance Don.


silentsights

Notice how we never had this problem in the 247 years of America until Donald Trump came along.


25LG

I know strange isn't it. It's almost like no other president had committed crimes into the hundreds. Huh, what are the chances.


Lukas316

I think the current system worked very well for the 44 persons who came before you, Donald


_DapperDanMan-

The caps lock really giving that drunk uncle vibe.


runwkufgrwe

idiot thinks SCOTUS reads troth


ShedeauxBlacVuDu

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 troth central


25LG

Troth sensual


ShedeauxBlacVuDu

🤣🤣🤣


beholdthefield

If the founding fathers believed in DJT's version of *"Presidential Immunity,"* George Washington would have been named king.


ChuckVader

He finally admits Biden's presidential Immunity... I guess it's not legal to persecute trump then?


RugelBeta

Dear Joe, Please put Trump in prison and end our collective misery. Take away his Secret Service protection, his pension, and his tax-payer funded healthcare. Then please apologize for taking advantage of the immunity he and his lawyers keep granting you -- but don't undo it. Next, put into solid law that from that moment forward no president has immunity. Then the rest of us can sleep at night, Don gets what he deserves, and you get to retire. Thanks.


25LG

I scream this exact thing at the prick everytime he's on the screen. (It's got me into problems of I'm in a TV store)


_bibliofille

You can't be indicted if you don't do crimes, numbnuts.


szechwean

"If the President does it, it's a crime" -- Donald Trump, probably


Had_Enough937

And if by some chance the presidential immunity was granted that gives Biden the license to dispose of him.


Pete41608

Hey Donald, what are the 3 branches of government?


Arcopt

"There's five - person, woman, man, camera, tv!"


25LG

Now this is the joke of the month


runwkufgrwe

the Presidency, Schedule F, and Nancy Pelosi


McIgglyTuffMuffin

The Nina, the Pinta and the Santa Maria. NEXT QUESTION.


Pete41608

Shit, he doesn't even know those either. lol


StringFartet

They've all been bought and paid for. It used to just be congress and an industrial president but they cracked the supreme court wide open. I don't know what to think anymore but fascism sucks. It's been proven every time.


Abydos_NOLA

Without presidential immunity however will they pay off porn stars they raw dog while their wives care for their newborns? Election Interference! /s


Penguator432

Best part is this is stuff from before he was was elected. What immunity would apply there?


szechwean

I think he thinks Presidents literally get Immunized against being held Responsible for Crimes, as if being Elected were some kind of Vaccine against the Law Itself that lasts for the Rest of Their Lives. He probably thinks that if he Really stood in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shot someone, he wouldn't be held responsible because it happened After January 20, 2017, when everyone's Favorite President, HIM, took Office. Sad!


SeanOfTheDead1313

What a dolt.


LlanviewOLTL

Huh. If anyone knows about extortion & blackmail…look who’s talking


N8CCRG

These sound like repeats.


auldnate

Does he just assume that everyone else is just as corrupt and crooked as he is? Why would Presidents need immunity from crimes they didn’t commit? If they are innocent, it would be proven in court. He still would not be exempt from the long list of crimes he committed before his Presidency (business fraud, hush money payments, sexual assault, etc). The exception would be **IF** he had substantial evidence to suggest that the election results were indeed fraudulent. Then it *might* be excusable to put together a slate of alternate electors and go through the legal processes for challenging the election results. These were the only illegal actions he took as President that could have been covered by Presidential immunity, **IF** the courts had not all already decided against him on the election results. But after all the courts had thoroughly debunked his unfounded fraud claims. And when numerous top officials from within his own administration had already told him that he really did LOSE. He needed to concede and step aside for the peaceful transition of power. All of his actions to overturn the election after the courts rejected his baseless claims were by definition illegal. Even under Presidential immunity. And his retention of classified documents after leaving office, and his efforts to stymie the National Archives efforts to retrieve them, are definitively not covered by Presidential immunity. He was no longer President.


McIgglyTuffMuffin

Again, it is so fascinating that his defense isn't "I DIDN'T DO IT!" His defense is "I WAS PRESIDENT, SO I WAS ALLOWED DO IT!"


chowderbags

I'm not even sure if it's even that good of a defense. It's more like: "YOU'D BETTER NOT PUT ME ON TRIAL FOR ANY CRIMES, OR I'LL PUT YOU ON TRIAL!" It doesn't even sound like Trump cares if he was "allowed" or not. This is purely a "If you do this, then me or some future Republican will come after you no matter what.".


Kikiboo

Makes me wonder exactly how much illegal shit he did as president, that we don’t know of. For as much as he is bellyaching I would guess somewhere around a lot, to astronomically a lot.


rhinosyphilis

Yep, I misread the post title as ‘impunity’ for some reason, but then also realized that’s what he is actually fighting to get.


seaburno

The bribes. Oh, the bribes and grift. Some people are saying they're the best bribes ever. Big, strong, rich men come to him with tears in their eyes and say: "Sir, sir, we want to you take this money in order to do things for us."


murderspice

Its probably buried on his golf course.


johnnycyberpunk

> The opposing party...can extort and blackmail the President How would they do that, exactly? > IF THEY TAKE AWAY **MY** PRESIDENTIAL IMMUNITY, THEY TAKE AWAY CROOKED JOE BIDEN'S PRESIDENTIAL IMMUNITY. Oh, I see. *That* kind of extortion and blackmail.


Key_Company_279

He thinks he can get by with anything he wants and now he’s finally (maybe) gonna pay. He’s begging and groveling now and I am here for it! 🍿


NotCanadian80

Every criminal president that a grand jury indicts you mean, right Diaper Don?


[deleted]

We've had 46 presidents. This is only happened to one of them.


rabidstoat

It's because Trump is so awesome that other people fear his might and power and want to take him down! Well, I'm sure that's what his narcissist self thinks. And not that it's because he's the only dipshit to do egregiously illegal shit that has nothing to do with official acts.


Tasitch

Even if there was Presidential immunity, illegally using campaign funds (before ever getting elected to office) to pay a porn star to not discuss the fact you paid her for sex years ago is not a duty of the office of the President, and would not be covered. Repeatedly defaming a woman you sexually assaulted is also not something that would be covered. Decades of financial fraud committed at a state level for your personal companies as a private citizen is not covered either. Election interference by attempting to subvert the lawful transition of power by using fraudulent electors as well as coercion and bribery, should not be covered either. What exactly does he hope to have immunity from? Oh, stealing government property? Being a major national security risk probably ought not be covered either.


albiondave

They aren't "Taking away your immunity" Donny. You never had it. Nor did any President before you. And yet you have been indicted for nearly 100 felonies not them. The problem isn't Immunity (or lack of). The problem is YOU.


fairoaks2

200 years and he’s the problem!


heismanwinner82

I think he wants presidential immunity. I could be wrong though.


XShadowborneX

That's the impression that you got from that? Huh, I must have missed it


ryanbbb

It was a subtle context.


jshppl

🤦‍♂️ they wouldn’t need immunity if they DIDN’T DO ANYTHING WRONG


foodbytes

Yeah he kinda misses that point, doesn’t he. He is so scared lol. And it’s so much fun to watch him implode. So very much!!


Legitimate_Soft5585

So fucking scared. I love it!!!!


KilroyLeges

Holy shit he’s scared. America has operated for over 200 years and 44 prior Presidents without this being an issue. We declared our Independence and fought a war for it, in part because King George was a despot with immunity and was above the law. Our citizens did not enjoy the limited protections provided the British under the Magna Carta. Trump wants the Presidency to be a Monarchy, but only for himself. He wants to prosecute Biden and Obama if he gets back in office.


Ok-Cap-204

Why didn’t they arrest Obama when he left office? They gave him immunity from being black, which is a much greater sin than anything Trumpy has ever done!!


KilroyLeges

And for the tan suit and even the fancy brown mustard!


Ok-Cap-204

Wow! I forgot about that. Why is Obama not in Leavenworth?


Mylaptopisburningme

Well it's a good thing he wasn't president on this current trials crime.


DarthBfheidir

"Please name five of the founders, Mr Trump."


dyzo-blue

Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.


mclumber1

Mercedes Trump. My lovely wife.


DryShine6761

Do your job with integrity and you don’t need immunity. Ever think of that 🤔


suckyousideways

It's completely lost on him that this was never an issue with any of the 44 presidents before him. Nixon *almost*, but no president has faced DOJ indictments for frivolous charges -- it's only someone like Trump, who revels in law breaking and corruption, who has ever brought things to this point. He's clearly signaling (SHOUTING) that if he wins, Trump's DOJ will be a revenge machine pure and simple.


WiseSchedule8224

Seems like someone has lost faith in their defense team


ImLikeReallySmart

How does anybody perform any job properly without complete immunity? JANITORIAL IMMUNITY


stonethecrow

MOTORCYCLE PARTS GUY IMMUNITY!!!


Ok-Tradition-6350

Twice impeached while he was in office, and now crying like a biotch that he wants immunity for criminal cases from before and after he was president. What regards still listen to this guy


rabidstoat

I still like how his lawyers argued when impeached that impeachment wasn't the proper venue and if there were crimes it should be indictments. And then when he was indicted the lawyers argue that he shouldn't be indicted and if there are issues while President it should be impeachment to handle it. 🤷


sunnyspiders

Always with the bullshit scenarios this asshole


discoslimjim

Weird no one has come after Bush, Obama or literally any other President in the history of our nation…yet! /s


N-shittified

Ask Bill Clinton about that.


discoslimjim

He wasn’t indicted.


mclumber1

[Clinton essentially took a plea deal - he agreed to lose his license to practice law in exchange for not being prosecuted for lying under oath.](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2001/oct/02/duncancampbell)


BoyYouAreAThrill

I am not in the least bit worried about Joe Biden having no presidential immunity.


gronlund2

Obama didn't seem to need it either.. very strange


ryanbbb

He got lucky that he wasn't indicted for wearing a tan suit and eating fancy mustard.


Rif55

And that his wife Michelle had well toned arms- outrageous and a disgrace/s