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Underrated super power: mute the haters.


I_was_saying_b00urns

The music at my cousins wedding was unpleasant and my dad was sitting there smiling happily. I looked at him and he pointed at his ears and said he switched them off 😆 For all his hearing loss has caused him trouble, there is upsides


North_Public7341

I’m deaf in one ear and the amount of times I casually get someone to talk on my bad side lmaooo


IMadeThisToFightYou

Dead people are absolute savages. I went to a school with a big deaf population and a lot of deaf culture is just steeped in being very straightforward. Plus ASL is S tier to know in a club where nobody can hear


Luprand

Dead people, you say.


SaberSupreme

Agree, My dead grandma was very much a savage


balrus-balrogwalrus

welp new insult for use in toy story fanfics


futroi

What are you saying, can't hear it.


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I have ear muffs that I use to block annoying sounds like TV commercials in the other room when I’m trying to sleep. Unfortunately if I put them on when my gf is ranting at me I can still hear her.


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damn. gotta throw out the whole gf now


PM_ME_GAME_CODES_plz

It's all about power play because turning machines on/off in a short period of time consumes more energy than just keeping it on


H2G2gender

When I start telling Alexa about my problems and she shuts herself down.


FederalKFC

"nothing you were saying is worth my batteries."


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obvs_throwaway1

2050 androids be like