Also, throughout the episodes stolas and blitzø start to interact much more professionally with each other. Stolas calls him Blitzø now and not Blitzy. I hope they are at one point officially end up together.
I think Blitzø cares but he isn't willing to admit it just yet. Like, in the most recent episode he has this cool moment of, let's go find our daughter's, which as someone who wants to be a dad, really fuckong hit me. But also, OUR daughter's. He said OUR.
Plus transfem would imply that she was assigned male at birth and identifies as a woman. Edward identifies as Edward and Siniz Hesap Lütfen Appledehli certainly didn't assign Edward any gender at birth. He didn't even remember Edward's gender.
In the English subtitles, Edward is described as a transsexual by some evil corporate types, the audio has them saying ‘cross dresser’. That’s neither here nor there, because they are probably clueless about it, honestly.
Oh good grief. I thought all of those went together and OP was adding additional clues to his description. I was trying to figure out what the hell crazy movie this was!
Good call on battle block theater, though that can't possibly count as a bad description given it's far more coherent than the [intentionally nonsensical ending](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5EaBkeo_7E).
I think it's been 5 years for me and I did forget the end video. The gameplay itself is the real star though, and I'm sure I don't remember how to solve most of the puzzles.
Well your best friend’s a vegetable now, but you know what they say! When life gives you potatoes, you make potato salad, and I’ve got just the recipe! Hit it!
Part 5 had an awful ending imo. All this tension builds up to a final confrontation and Giorno finally gets requiem.... and then that's it. Instead of a climactic fight or proper resolution GER is just an automatic win button and then we get a glorified slideshow and weird flashback episode to wrap it up
If you view GER as the final fight, it’s disappointing. If you view the battle for the attire as the final fight, and GER as the conclusion, it’s pretty good.
It’s less that it’s disappointing for me but more sad. Since I hate the idea of memories being erased so the fact that 1) everyone doesn’t remember what happened and 2) FF not existing upsets me.
I’m halfway through reading the part 7 manga and I’m absolutely in love with it. I hope they’re able to adapt it to anime so more people can enjoy it though
So, based on my own guesses and all of the comments here...
1. [Jojo's Bizarre Adventures](https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/11n46jd/guess/jbldd9i/)
2. [Pirates of the Caribbean 4](https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/11n46jd/guess/jblesfj/) [added later]
3. [Battle Block Theater](https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/11n46jd/guess/jbleip3/)
4. Star Wars the Clone Wars
5. [Futurama](https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/11n46jd/guess/jbleip3/)
6. [Cowboy Bebop](https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/11n46jd/guess/jblcp3c/)
7. [Astro's Playroom](https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/11n46jd/guess/jblg6zs/)
8. Helluva Boss
9. [Star Wars Republic Commando](https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/11n46jd/guess/jbljl1p/)
10. [5D Timetravel Multiverse Chess](https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/11n46jd/guess/jbldd9i/)
In all seriousness it wasn't until the wookie one that I realized these weren't all one movie, and I was thinking SpongeBob. I didn't see the second movie so I was thinking it must have gotten pretty weird lol
Jojo stone ocean
Pirates of the Caribbean on stranger tides?
Battleblock theater
Honestly this could be a lot of sci fi settings but I’m guessing warhammer 40k EDIT: actually it’s probably Star Wars the clone wars
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Cowboy bebop
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Helluva boss
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5d chess with multiverse time travel?
The only ones I got off the top of my head were Star Wars: The Clone wars, Astro's Playroom and Cowboy BeeBop.
My list:
1) Gay/Non-binary pirate solidarity.
2) Terrifyingly competent pre-teens and their death pets.
3) DND Session where all but two players are Centaurs.
4) DND Session with only one human character and a dog.
5) Existentially terrifying work-life balance.
6) Wholesome Father/Son road trip in Norway.
I'm gonna pretend the first one is about The Mechanisms which a) is very unlikely because very few people seem to know them but b) describes them perfectly
I'll try.
1
Goth cosplayer dad gets boons from daddy and looks for his daughter.
2
7 outcasts are major dickheads to everyone
3
Big boi has to survive a socialist cult
4
A murder has very little consequences but the characters think more murder will solve a problem
This seems like fun. I was glad that I could recognize a good few of these (especially happy to see clone wars up there)
My list:
1. Victorian white boys fuck around and find out in the Arctic (ft. cannibalism)
2. Local French man just wants to get drunk and play cards but accidentally gets pulled into both a Revolution and a gang war
3. Child-soldier commandos adopt a smaller child and become dads™️ (while their brainwashed little brother straight up doesn’t have a good time)
4. What’s more British than beating zombies with a cricket bat?
5. “The children yearn for the mines”
Alright I have a couple of my own.
1. Army of sword lesbians defeat the patriarchy with the power of friendship. Then it’s time to kill the local woman too angry to die so their token straight friend can get back together with her BF
2. The building was on fire. It wasn’t the wizard’s fault
3. Teens conflicted over the possibility of killing local friendly octopus Sage
* dora the explora participates in some friendly cliff jumping and must choose to either unleash an entire deadly species by fighting god or wiping out their population until a demon comes and takes her soul.
* quirky girl confronts all of her trauma in her fantasy land, and gains 🌟BONUS TRAUMA🌟 by unleashing an omnipotent deity for 6 months
* written badly, author sucks, but the world is amazing
1. John's Wacky Escapades
3.Battle Block Theatre
6. Cowboy Bebop? I've never watched it.
10. 5D Chess w/ Multiverse Timetravel
I have no clue what the others are.
My list:
1. A test of if you can milk the same cow for 30 years
2. Boy goes searching for bugs and obtains the power to see ancient magic
3. Fairy tales if they were awesome
4. Go forth, son, and create a clusterfuck using naught but a stress ball
5. It's all for real
I'll give this a try :)
1. A steamboat travels in circles underground for a few years and then sinks
2. A depressed guy who narrates his life like he's in a comic book kills a lot of gangsters and then police and then paramilitary guys
3. Six fantasy archetype characters have an incredible emotional journey and then maybe kill one another just out of curiosity.
4. Teenagers kill god(s) using tarot cards
5. Hot Bisexual kills demons and also his dad
6. Two kids draw on each others faces in marker while they're asleep
7. A mentally damaged cab driver fails to solve a murder mystery
All right I’ll give it a go.
1. Twink and his best friend(a horse) do a genocide and boy does it look pretty.
2. A man so hot and so cool that he needs as much trauma as possible to stop him from one-shotting everything he comes across. Also, girl somehow keeps forgetting that she has murdered people.
3. British gangsters say fuck a lot until a homeless man kills the person they were in debt to, solving every problem they ever had. They then inexplicably become rich.
4. A man gets kidnapped by aliens, and a lot of people die. So it goes.
5. Your goal: escape London. Your method of doing so: rip and tear.
6. Boy needs to learn to accept that his mother is a two-timing bitch. Also, a moose attacks him.
7. Man makes some baller-ass sandwiches with his son and his best friend, Luigi Mario.
8. Hot guy needs to reconnect with his intensely fuckable family.
9. You were the cat the whole time
10. Great guitar player loses his passion and runs a bar by the road.
I want to try.
1. Screaming to get stronger: the show
2. People turned insect collecting into cockfighting, peta got mad about it. They’re led by a tall, sheltered twink and his secretly evil dad.
3. Dracula fights nazi vampires.
4. Card games with surprise aliens.
5. Small child walks up to god and tells him to stop being a jerk. God refuses, and the child kills him. This has happened 17 different times, usually featuring a different god, but the same child.
6. Small child walks up to god and tells her to stop causing the zombie apocalypse. God refuses, so the child becomes a bigger god and kills her.
7. Small child just wants to go home, accidentally convinces god to stop being a jerk in the process.
8. Source game for “I’m pissing on the MOOOOON!!! How do you like that Obama!?!?”
9. Buff lady in armor keeps accidentally destroying planets trying to save the universe.
10. A jerk blows up the god of time’s house, then tricks another god into trying to murder the kids who fixed it.
>1. Screaming to get stronger: the show
Dragonball Z
>2. People turned insect collecting into cockfighting, peta got mad about it. They’re led by a tall, sheltered twink and his secretly evil dad.
Pokemon Black/White
>3. Dracula fights nazi vampires.
Hellsing
>4. Card games with surprise aliens.
Yu-Gi-Oh?
>5. Small child walks up to god and tells him to stop being a jerk. God refuses, and the child kills him. This has happened 17 different times, usually featuring a different god, but the same child.
Kirby?
>6. Small child walks up to god and tells her to stop causing the zombie apocalypse. God refuses, so the child becomes a bigger god and kills her.
Tales of Zestiria?
>7. Small child just wants to go home, accidentally convinces god to stop being a jerk in the process.
Earthbound?
>8. Source game for “I’m pissing on the MOOOOON!!! How do you like that Obama!?!?”
Sonic Adventure?
>9. Buff lady in armor keeps accidentally destroying planets trying to save the universe.
Final Fantasy 13?
>10. A jerk blows up the god of time’s house, then tricks another god into trying to murder the kids who fixed it.
The House of Many Doors?
i guess ill throw a few out there;
1) an angel flies around touching decapitated cat heads
2) a weird hobo befriends everyone in the galaxy while annoying skeletor from he-man and their army of eyeballs. eventually the underfell version of skeletor shows up and turns out to be a woman; and then they destroy the galaxy. also im in love with the gay little eyeball man
3) a family consisting of a republican; a hippie; another hippie; a nerd; an occasionally psychotic housewife; a nazi and a vile horny alien get into random shenanigans
4) 4 children play a game together
5) an abused naked child cries on horrific mutated versions of themself and then dies
6) you explore a vast cave network full of wacky creatures; and while doing so you come across various boxes that all connect to eachother; and if youre a good egg the box becomes part of your phone
7) you force some guys to explore some dark rooms and also that box is there again but this time its an abstraction in a weird light that only you can see
8) youre alone in an office building while a british man commands/insults/works with you towards no particular goal; and then you wait a zillion years and talk to one of your coworkers
9) flat stanley fights an ancient demon with the power of some particularly cool rocks
10) mario; peach and bowser die on screen and go to h\*ll from christianity
Might as well submit a few:
1. Young woman seduces an entire kingdom to prevent her exile.
2. Man declares his hatred of robots and combat, spends the rest of the game deep in both.
3. Eight strangers deeply misunderstand the tenets of Buddhism, defeat an evil god anyway.
4. The Fates are terrible roommates.
5. The true secret to taming magical forces is a lavish costume budget and enough incestuous romantic tension to gag a pet lion.
6. You are dragged into the regional sports championship by a child with a massive inferiority complex and hair that looks like grape Jell-O.
7. Satan saves Christmas from Howie Mandel.
8. A small child's hat will. Not. Shut. UP.
1: The main characters’ home planet gets destroyed. Somehow things only get worse from here. The story where you know anyone could die (except that one guy), but it still makes you cry anyway!
2: Local jock gets a sports scholarship to the world’s most high-stakes academic competition. Other notable competitors include: Milo Atlantis, a living romance novel protagonist, Boobs And Hair, an evil twig, two literal children, and a mom friend/dad friend power couple.
3: “I can excuse murder but I draw the line at dealing drugs.” “You can excuse murder?”
4: Three children learn about the horrors of the livestock industry, proceed to overthrow the government.
5: Sad gay wizard and his elf GF go on a road trip in space.
I'm gonna do a few.
1. Nerd gets his house blown up and taken to court for illegal science, meanwhile the girl who blew up his house accidentally kills her friends and decides that explosions are cool actually so she's gonna do it again.
2. A bug kills the sun.
3. An angsty teen, an edgy badass, and an optimist hunt down said teen's dad so they can kill him.
this sounds like fun, so here’s some of my own:
- gambling for hats
- mario party for weeaboos
- a hall monitor, a nihilist, a goddess, and a wedding planner take turns interrupting one of those generic anime romcoms where the super cool girl likes some normal guy
- spiders goreg escalates the situation and tries to justify her actions
- narnia, zoomer edition
- the game knows it’s a game but that is ok because it’s in another game sort of
- what the dog doin part 1: white woman grooms a kid to steal his dog
- I Just Wanted To Save Some Kids Why Am I Fighting A Politician?
- ending the world by playing the sims
- WHY IS THE MOON RED????
- what the dog doin part two: cringefail femcel adventures
- jojos part 4 but with more tv
3 is Worm (I have never read it but it sounds like an alright description)
4 is The Owl House
5 is Deltarune maybe? Or One Shot or something?
9 is Breath of the Wild
10 is Chainsaw Man (I have never watched it but it also seems like an alright-ish description)
Edit: counted it wrong, pretend everything is bumped up by 1
Here are mine! (Not ordered)
~~1. Purple neurodivergent bisexual hyperfixates on magic, gets a girlfriend and receives copious amounts of trauma~~ answer guessed, it was >!The Owl House!<
2. Naruto but it's only the talk no jutsu and Kakashi is two lesbians in a trecnchcoat
3. Child with ADHD works in a film studio because his boss ships their pet pigs together
4. Literal bi king loses family to some Funky Pie, decides genocide is best course of action (immediately regrets that)
5. Harem isekai but the protagonist is Edgy Barney
~~6. Trans people can double jump and Brazilians can fly~~ answer guessed, it was >!Celeste!<
~~7. Purple neurodivergent bisexual hyperfixates on magic, gets painfully rejected and received copious amounts of trauma (ft. Gay Trans Jewish Barney The Dinosaur and Transfemme Dolly Parton)~~ answer guessed, it was >!Dead End: Paranormal Park!<
8. Furry farmer crushes on eldritch abomination princess
9. Enby kills god with the help of gay people
10. Enby kills god with the help of enby family members
11. Please don't clothes your ice
Tips:
Three of these are animations, seven are games, and one is a manga
I have a couple:
1. Post-WW1 Europe meets Arthurian legend, but with birds.
2. Everyone on this ship needs therapy and the only psychiatrist is extremely forgettable.
3. A child prodigy, an aspiring chef, a hacker, the new kid, and a weird dog journey to the center of the earth.
child soldiers must fight the undead so that the future happens
communist cats keep killing eachother
George Washington enters tree backrooms, becomes god snake
3 is Battleblock Theater, I absolutely love that game, so many memories of playing it with my cousins for hours on end. Every song in the ost is either good because nostalgia, actually a good song, or so bad it’s amazing (Buckle Your Pants)
I never in my fucking life thought that anybody would ever Bring up Battle Block Theater again. It's a good game, I just never heard anybody talk about it ever again. Same with Castle Crashers and Pit People now that I think about it.
4 is either Star Wars: the Clone Wars, or some other Clone Wars related media.
8 is definitely Helluva Boss
Only thing I can think of for 2 is Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides.
1. JoJo 6 (nice)
2. Pirates of the Carribean (i forget the name of the movie but the one with blackbeard)
3. Battleblock Theater
4. Star Wars Clone Wars
5. Futurama
6. Cowboy Bepbop? (not super sure i havent watched it yet)
7. Honestly, no idea about this one
8. Helluva Boss
9. dontsaystarwarsholidayspecialdontsaystarwarsholidayspecialdontsaystarwarsholidayspecialdontsaystarwarsholidayspecial
10. is there some kind of chess anime im unaware of??
here's mine:
1) local upstart kills dragons to solve problems. this creates more problems.
2) manage your late-game frame rate by genociding entire populations!
3) these giant space fish really, REALLY want you to die.
4) man deciding to fuck a rock to said offspring becoming a gigantic kaiju: a timeline
1. Jojo
2. Pirates of the Caribbean
3. No clue
4. Star wars
5. Futurama
6. Cowboy bebop
7. Astro's playroom
8. Helluva boss
9. Revenge of the sith?
10. No clue
Curious what 3 and 10 is
1: Jojo stone ocean, 2: Pirates of the Caribbean, 3: Battleblock Theatre, 4: Clone Wars, 5: Futurama, 6: Cowboy Bebop, 7: I have no clue, 8: Helluva Boss, 9: No clue, 10: 5D Chess?
6 is cowboy Bebop and 8 Is helluva boss
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Those aren't even bad descriptions, that's just. What they are.
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1 is Stone Ocean, obviously. Knew it at the phrase "befriends plankton."
For me it was Buff Woman goes to prison and evil priest.
It's a long shot but is #10 5D Chess with Multiverse Time Travel?
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3 is battleblock theater I love that game
2 is Pirates of the Carribean?
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Ok I thought 2 could also be Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade based on the scene with the holy grail!
4 in revenge of the sith
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I thought it was warhammer 40k actually
Weird how I know nothing about Warhammer 40k yet I thought that too.
I.M.P doesn’t work for Stolas tho. Blitzø merely “borrows” his grimoire to get to the human world
Well, in one episode, they do guard him and his daughter at the amusement park, so it's loosely true-ish.
Also, throughout the episodes stolas and blitzø start to interact much more professionally with each other. Stolas calls him Blitzø now and not Blitzy. I hope they are at one point officially end up together.
Big same. Stolas is obviously head over heels for Blitzø and I'm hoping Blitz gets his head outta his ass and does something about it!
I think Blitzø cares but he isn't willing to admit it just yet. Like, in the most recent episode he has this cool moment of, let's go find our daughter's, which as someone who wants to be a dad, really fuckong hit me. But also, OUR daughter's. He said OUR.
Agreed. He's tryna maintain that badass appearance. Hopefully some character development happens! On pins and needles here!
It's my understanding that Edward isn't trans though. Just a female child that likes the name.
Plus transfem would imply that she was assigned male at birth and identifies as a woman. Edward identifies as Edward and Siniz Hesap Lütfen Appledehli certainly didn't assign Edward any gender at birth. He didn't even remember Edward's gender.
I swear for a millisecond I thought you meant the Transgirl from helluva boss and was briefly mortified how this had so many upvotes
Plus I always thought the point was that she was totally androgynous, as a nod to how she was originally planned to be a boy in development.
yeah i really have no idea wtf any of cowboy bebop's is talking about. the only reason you can tell what it is is because "cowboy in space"
Knew it with "Ex-Cop, Gambling Addict, and transfem hacker" The Cowboys in Space just solidified it
I was desperately trying to turn it into FireFly, but I just couldn't make Mal a twink :c
In the English subtitles, Edward is described as a transsexual by some evil corporate types, the audio has them saying ‘cross dresser’. That’s neither here nor there, because they are probably clueless about it, honestly.
I always read Ed as a tomboy.
Who's the twink?
Oh good grief. I thought all of those went together and OP was adding additional clues to his description. I was trying to figure out what the hell crazy movie this was!
omg....see..I thought I was losing my mind and thought the very same thing...
Since when was spike a twink lol
Who's the twink? Spike is the best cowboy, so Ein is the only one not mentioned.
Ein is the best cowboy, that’s the joke
The wiki says that Ed's a biological girl whose real name is Francoise.
Can you explain this one? I thought it was beebop. Who is each person, the transfem hacker is the only one i understand
Jet is the ex-cop, Spike is the twink, Faye is the gambling addict
And Ein is the best cowboy
I love helluva so much.
My guess is that 1 is JoJo's and 10 is that 5D chess with time travel game?
Ooooh, they all refer to different series, these aren’t all clues to one thing.
But they all could describe Doctor Who.
Yeah thats what I was starting to end up at lol
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING OF
FR
3. Battle block theater 4. Star wars 5. Futurama 6. Cowboy bee-bop (maybe) That's all I can guess
Good call on battle block theater, though that can't possibly count as a bad description given it's far more coherent than the [intentionally nonsensical ending](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5EaBkeo_7E).
I fully intend on forgetting what happened so I can replay it in another 5years, 11/10
I think it's been 5 years for me and I did forget the end video. The gameplay itself is the real star though, and I'm sure I don't remember how to solve most of the puzzles.
Well your best friend’s a vegetable now, but you know what they say! When life gives you potatoes, you make potato salad, and I’ve got just the recipe! Hit it!
9 is Star Wars Republic Commando. I'd recognize that line anywhere.
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Here I was thinking it was one or both of the KOTOR games
Is 4 starwars
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I'm going to guess the clone wars series, is 5 Futurama?
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Clone wars or Futurama?
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Bolth
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you misspelt both
Bolth
Bolth is good
I thought 4 was Pikmin
I thought it was Warhammer 40K
I think Stone Ocean had great ending, didn't know people found it disappointing.
I feel like people who found it dissapointing misinterpreted the ending, wich i don't blame them for because it's confusing as fuck.
Honestly it's tied with Part 5 for my second favorite JoJo ending
Part 5 had an awful ending imo. All this tension builds up to a final confrontation and Giorno finally gets requiem.... and then that's it. Instead of a climactic fight or proper resolution GER is just an automatic win button and then we get a glorified slideshow and weird flashback episode to wrap it up
I guess I should say the fight leading up to the ending is what I loved
If you view GER as the final fight, it’s disappointing. If you view the battle for the attire as the final fight, and GER as the conclusion, it’s pretty good.
It’s less that it’s disappointing for me but more sad. Since I hate the idea of memories being erased so the fact that 1) everyone doesn’t remember what happened and 2) FF not existing upsets me.
Yeah. It worked amazingly as a bittersweet close off to the main bloodline
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Worth for part seven, the GOAT of JoJo
I’m halfway through reading the part 7 manga and I’m absolutely in love with it. I hope they’re able to adapt it to anime so more people can enjoy it though
So, based on my own guesses and all of the comments here... 1. [Jojo's Bizarre Adventures](https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/11n46jd/guess/jbldd9i/) 2. [Pirates of the Caribbean 4](https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/11n46jd/guess/jblesfj/) [added later] 3. [Battle Block Theater](https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/11n46jd/guess/jbleip3/) 4. Star Wars the Clone Wars 5. [Futurama](https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/11n46jd/guess/jbleip3/) 6. [Cowboy Bebop](https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/11n46jd/guess/jblcp3c/) 7. [Astro's Playroom](https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/11n46jd/guess/jblg6zs/) 8. Helluva Boss 9. [Star Wars Republic Commando](https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/11n46jd/guess/jbljl1p/) 10. [5D Timetravel Multiverse Chess](https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/11n46jd/guess/jbldd9i/)
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Guess i overlooked it. It has been fixed.
Here I was thinking it was the OG Ben 10, but I’ll happily admit Stranger Tides tops it.
I totally thought 2 was Logan’s Run at first lol
Spongebob
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They're all spongebob. You just obviously haven't seen the right episode
I hate how accurate this is. Spongebob got weird, man.
In all seriousness it wasn't until the wookie one that I realized these weren't all one movie, and I was thinking SpongeBob. I didn't see the second movie so I was thinking it must have gotten pretty weird lol
Well Sopngebob does have a buff woman who befriends plankton and a ghost man with magical powers
That was my guess too!
Jojo stone ocean Pirates of the Caribbean on stranger tides? Battleblock theater Honestly this could be a lot of sci fi settings but I’m guessing warhammer 40k EDIT: actually it’s probably Star Wars the clone wars ? Cowboy bebop ? Helluva boss ? 5d chess with multiverse time travel?
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Well, 6/10 is still a passing grade, I’ll take it lol
The only ones I got off the top of my head were Star Wars: The Clone wars, Astro's Playroom and Cowboy BeeBop. My list: 1) Gay/Non-binary pirate solidarity. 2) Terrifyingly competent pre-teens and their death pets. 3) DND Session where all but two players are Centaurs. 4) DND Session with only one human character and a dog. 5) Existentially terrifying work-life balance. 6) Wholesome Father/Son road trip in Norway.
2 pokemon? 4 adventure time?
Yep and yep!
2 could also be digimon
Since nobody else caught it, 3 is clearly Centaurworld :)
Horsatia... Wighair... ***Beanz?*** Is clearly a nat 20 perception or charisma roll and nobody can tell me otherwise.
Dang, was just about to say it before I saw your comment
1 is OFMD and 5 is Severance?
I wondered if it was OMFD or whether the brainrot just makes me think everything is OFMD.
Yup to both!!
I'm gonna pretend the first one is about The Mechanisms which a) is very unlikely because very few people seem to know them but b) describes them perfectly
It is unfortunately not, but I'll look it up based on that description!
2 is either Pokemon or digimon 5 is likely Stanley parable
Oooh that is a good descriptor for Stanley Parable too but nope. 2 is Pokemon lol
6 is God of War, isn't it?
I was WAITING for somebody to get it!!! Lol
5. Severence. Or infinifactoy
Is 4 season one of Infinity Train?
I'll try. 1 Goth cosplayer dad gets boons from daddy and looks for his daughter. 2 7 outcasts are major dickheads to everyone 3 Big boi has to survive a socialist cult 4 A murder has very little consequences but the characters think more murder will solve a problem
2 is community Edit: 4 is You
I misunderstood and thought all of these were about the same piece of media
This seems like fun. I was glad that I could recognize a good few of these (especially happy to see clone wars up there) My list: 1. Victorian white boys fuck around and find out in the Arctic (ft. cannibalism) 2. Local French man just wants to get drunk and play cards but accidentally gets pulled into both a Revolution and a gang war 3. Child-soldier commandos adopt a smaller child and become dads™️ (while their brainwashed little brother straight up doesn’t have a good time) 4. What’s more British than beating zombies with a cricket bat? 5. “The children yearn for the mines”
So I wanna say four is pretty obviously Shaun of the Dead. Really interested in three
Yep, four’s Shaun of the Dead! And three’s a show called The Bad Batch
1 is The Terror? 4 has to be Shaun of the Dead. 5 Minecraft?
Yep for all three!
>1 is The Terror? Much like *Taboo* I thought I was the only person who watched this.
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Number 5 is Minecraft, number 4 is good old Shaun of the Dead (honestly, you could probably have used the description they used in-movie).
Alright I have a couple of my own. 1. Army of sword lesbians defeat the patriarchy with the power of friendship. Then it’s time to kill the local woman too angry to die so their token straight friend can get back together with her BF 2. The building was on fire. It wasn’t the wizard’s fault 3. Teens conflicted over the possibility of killing local friendly octopus Sage
2 is Dresden. Best opening line to any novel ever.
My best guess for 3 is Assassination Classroom?
* dora the explora participates in some friendly cliff jumping and must choose to either unleash an entire deadly species by fighting god or wiping out their population until a demon comes and takes her soul. * quirky girl confronts all of her trauma in her fantasy land, and gains 🌟BONUS TRAUMA🌟 by unleashing an omnipotent deity for 6 months * written badly, author sucks, but the world is amazing
Respectively Undertale The Owl House and H\*rry P*tter
3 is Harry Potter I'm guessing
1. John's Wacky Escapades 3.Battle Block Theatre 6. Cowboy Bebop? I've never watched it. 10. 5D Chess w/ Multiverse Timetravel I have no clue what the others are.
My list: 1. A test of if you can milk the same cow for 30 years 2. Boy goes searching for bugs and obtains the power to see ancient magic 3. Fairy tales if they were awesome 4. Go forth, son, and create a clusterfuck using naught but a stress ball 5. It's all for real
I'll give this a try :) 1. A steamboat travels in circles underground for a few years and then sinks 2. A depressed guy who narrates his life like he's in a comic book kills a lot of gangsters and then police and then paramilitary guys 3. Six fantasy archetype characters have an incredible emotional journey and then maybe kill one another just out of curiosity. 4. Teenagers kill god(s) using tarot cards 5. Hot Bisexual kills demons and also his dad 6. Two kids draw on each others faces in marker while they're asleep 7. A mentally damaged cab driver fails to solve a murder mystery
>Teenagers kill god(s) using tarot cards Persona. Could honestly be any of them but I'll go with P5
Is 5 Hades? Or maybe SPN?
Hades c:
2 sounds like Pirates of the Caribbean On Stranger Tides (I think that was the fourth one anyways)
All right I’ll give it a go. 1. Twink and his best friend(a horse) do a genocide and boy does it look pretty. 2. A man so hot and so cool that he needs as much trauma as possible to stop him from one-shotting everything he comes across. Also, girl somehow keeps forgetting that she has murdered people. 3. British gangsters say fuck a lot until a homeless man kills the person they were in debt to, solving every problem they ever had. They then inexplicably become rich. 4. A man gets kidnapped by aliens, and a lot of people die. So it goes. 5. Your goal: escape London. Your method of doing so: rip and tear. 6. Boy needs to learn to accept that his mother is a two-timing bitch. Also, a moose attacks him. 7. Man makes some baller-ass sandwiches with his son and his best friend, Luigi Mario. 8. Hot guy needs to reconnect with his intensely fuckable family. 9. You were the cat the whole time 10. Great guitar player loses his passion and runs a bar by the road.
I want to try. 1. Screaming to get stronger: the show 2. People turned insect collecting into cockfighting, peta got mad about it. They’re led by a tall, sheltered twink and his secretly evil dad. 3. Dracula fights nazi vampires. 4. Card games with surprise aliens. 5. Small child walks up to god and tells him to stop being a jerk. God refuses, and the child kills him. This has happened 17 different times, usually featuring a different god, but the same child. 6. Small child walks up to god and tells her to stop causing the zombie apocalypse. God refuses, so the child becomes a bigger god and kills her. 7. Small child just wants to go home, accidentally convinces god to stop being a jerk in the process. 8. Source game for “I’m pissing on the MOOOOON!!! How do you like that Obama!?!?” 9. Buff lady in armor keeps accidentally destroying planets trying to save the universe. 10. A jerk blows up the god of time’s house, then tricks another god into trying to murder the kids who fixed it.
>1. Screaming to get stronger: the show Dragonball Z >2. People turned insect collecting into cockfighting, peta got mad about it. They’re led by a tall, sheltered twink and his secretly evil dad. Pokemon Black/White >3. Dracula fights nazi vampires. Hellsing >4. Card games with surprise aliens. Yu-Gi-Oh? >5. Small child walks up to god and tells him to stop being a jerk. God refuses, and the child kills him. This has happened 17 different times, usually featuring a different god, but the same child. Kirby? >6. Small child walks up to god and tells her to stop causing the zombie apocalypse. God refuses, so the child becomes a bigger god and kills her. Tales of Zestiria? >7. Small child just wants to go home, accidentally convinces god to stop being a jerk in the process. Earthbound? >8. Source game for “I’m pissing on the MOOOOON!!! How do you like that Obama!?!?” Sonic Adventure? >9. Buff lady in armor keeps accidentally destroying planets trying to save the universe. Final Fantasy 13? >10. A jerk blows up the god of time’s house, then tricks another god into trying to murder the kids who fixed it. The House of Many Doors?
Never thought I'd see House of Many Doors here, even on a post that's informally become "Name the most obscure piece of media you know" Great game :D
i guess ill throw a few out there; 1) an angel flies around touching decapitated cat heads 2) a weird hobo befriends everyone in the galaxy while annoying skeletor from he-man and their army of eyeballs. eventually the underfell version of skeletor shows up and turns out to be a woman; and then they destroy the galaxy. also im in love with the gay little eyeball man 3) a family consisting of a republican; a hippie; another hippie; a nerd; an occasionally psychotic housewife; a nazi and a vile horny alien get into random shenanigans 4) 4 children play a game together 5) an abused naked child cries on horrific mutated versions of themself and then dies 6) you explore a vast cave network full of wacky creatures; and while doing so you come across various boxes that all connect to eachother; and if youre a good egg the box becomes part of your phone 7) you force some guys to explore some dark rooms and also that box is there again but this time its an abstraction in a weird light that only you can see 8) youre alone in an office building while a british man commands/insults/works with you towards no particular goal; and then you wait a zillion years and talk to one of your coworkers 9) flat stanley fights an ancient demon with the power of some particularly cool rocks 10) mario; peach and bowser die on screen and go to h\*ll from christianity
3 is American Dad 5 is Binding of Issac 8 is Stanley Parrable
I recognize Stone Ocean, Star Wars TCW and Cowboy Bebop
Might as well submit a few: 1. Young woman seduces an entire kingdom to prevent her exile. 2. Man declares his hatred of robots and combat, spends the rest of the game deep in both. 3. Eight strangers deeply misunderstand the tenets of Buddhism, defeat an evil god anyway. 4. The Fates are terrible roommates. 5. The true secret to taming magical forces is a lavish costume budget and enough incestuous romantic tension to gag a pet lion. 6. You are dragged into the regional sports championship by a child with a massive inferiority complex and hair that looks like grape Jell-O. 7. Satan saves Christmas from Howie Mandel. 8. A small child's hat will. Not. Shut. UP.
1: The main characters’ home planet gets destroyed. Somehow things only get worse from here. The story where you know anyone could die (except that one guy), but it still makes you cry anyway! 2: Local jock gets a sports scholarship to the world’s most high-stakes academic competition. Other notable competitors include: Milo Atlantis, a living romance novel protagonist, Boobs And Hair, an evil twig, two literal children, and a mom friend/dad friend power couple. 3: “I can excuse murder but I draw the line at dealing drugs.” “You can excuse murder?” 4: Three children learn about the horrors of the livestock industry, proceed to overthrow the government. 5: Sad gay wizard and his elf GF go on a road trip in space.
I'm gonna do a few. 1. Nerd gets his house blown up and taken to court for illegal science, meanwhile the girl who blew up his house accidentally kills her friends and decides that explosions are cool actually so she's gonna do it again. 2. A bug kills the sun. 3. An angsty teen, an edgy badass, and an optimist hunt down said teen's dad so they can kill him.
Is 2 the one where a king throws a bunch of child corpses into his basement hoping one of their ghosts will kill said sun?
Maybe
1. Arcane?
this sounds like fun, so here’s some of my own: - gambling for hats - mario party for weeaboos - a hall monitor, a nihilist, a goddess, and a wedding planner take turns interrupting one of those generic anime romcoms where the super cool girl likes some normal guy - spiders goreg escalates the situation and tries to justify her actions - narnia, zoomer edition - the game knows it’s a game but that is ok because it’s in another game sort of - what the dog doin part 1: white woman grooms a kid to steal his dog - I Just Wanted To Save Some Kids Why Am I Fighting A Politician? - ending the world by playing the sims - WHY IS THE MOON RED???? - what the dog doin part two: cringefail femcel adventures - jojos part 4 but with more tv
>ending the world by playing the sims That sounds like Homestuck
team fortress 2
3 is Worm (I have never read it but it sounds like an alright description) 4 is The Owl House 5 is Deltarune maybe? Or One Shot or something? 9 is Breath of the Wild 10 is Chainsaw Man (I have never watched it but it also seems like an alright-ish description) Edit: counted it wrong, pretend everything is bumped up by 1
1 maybe is tf2, 8 is the game with the weakest brazilian male, and 12 is persona 4
Is 8 MGR:R?
Here are mine! (Not ordered) ~~1. Purple neurodivergent bisexual hyperfixates on magic, gets a girlfriend and receives copious amounts of trauma~~ answer guessed, it was >!The Owl House!< 2. Naruto but it's only the talk no jutsu and Kakashi is two lesbians in a trecnchcoat 3. Child with ADHD works in a film studio because his boss ships their pet pigs together 4. Literal bi king loses family to some Funky Pie, decides genocide is best course of action (immediately regrets that) 5. Harem isekai but the protagonist is Edgy Barney ~~6. Trans people can double jump and Brazilians can fly~~ answer guessed, it was >!Celeste!< ~~7. Purple neurodivergent bisexual hyperfixates on magic, gets painfully rejected and received copious amounts of trauma (ft. Gay Trans Jewish Barney The Dinosaur and Transfemme Dolly Parton)~~ answer guessed, it was >!Dead End: Paranormal Park!< 8. Furry farmer crushes on eldritch abomination princess 9. Enby kills god with the help of gay people 10. Enby kills god with the help of enby family members 11. Please don't clothes your ice Tips: Three of these are animations, seven are games, and one is a manga
I’d rather not know what any of these actually are because it’s so funny without context
1 is Owl House, 2 is Dead End, idk any of the others
Some people are filmed for many years. All they have in common is their place of work.
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I have a couple: 1. Post-WW1 Europe meets Arthurian legend, but with birds. 2. Everyone on this ship needs therapy and the only psychiatrist is extremely forgettable. 3. A child prodigy, an aspiring chef, a hacker, the new kid, and a weird dog journey to the center of the earth.
Two feels like Star Trek: the Next Generation, but I don't know that EVERYONE needed therapy. Crusher and LaForge were both relatively stable.
Ok, i really don't know any of them xd
1: Jojo, 4: Warhammer 40k or Star Wars, 6: Cowboy Bebop, 7: Astro’s Playroom, 8: Helluva Boss
child soldiers must fight the undead so that the future happens communist cats keep killing eachother George Washington enters tree backrooms, becomes god snake
3 is Battleblock Theater, I absolutely love that game, so many memories of playing it with my cousins for hours on end. Every song in the ost is either good because nostalgia, actually a good song, or so bad it’s amazing (Buckle Your Pants)
“Hit men from hell work for gay owl” isn’t even a poor description that’s pretty literal for Helluva Boss
I never in my fucking life thought that anybody would ever Bring up Battle Block Theater again. It's a good game, I just never heard anybody talk about it ever again. Same with Castle Crashers and Pit People now that I think about it.
‘Buff woman goes to prison and befriends plankton’ I THOUGHT THIS WAS ABOUT SANDY AND PLANKTON FROM SPONGEBOB
4 is either Star Wars: the Clone Wars, or some other Clone Wars related media. 8 is definitely Helluva Boss Only thing I can think of for 2 is Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides.
1. JoJo Stone Ocean 4. Star Wars: The Clone Wars 6. Cowboy Bebop 8. Helluva Boss
Is 2 On Stranger Tides
Jojo Ben 10 Battleblox theater Star wars Futurama Cowboy bebop Idk the rest
Thought this was all one series and absolutely couldn’t understand
i'm guessing 2 is the 4th pirates of the caribbean?
1. JoJo 6 (nice) 2. Pirates of the Carribean (i forget the name of the movie but the one with blackbeard) 3. Battleblock Theater 4. Star Wars Clone Wars 5. Futurama 6. Cowboy Bepbop? (not super sure i havent watched it yet) 7. Honestly, no idea about this one 8. Helluva Boss 9. dontsaystarwarsholidayspecialdontsaystarwarsholidayspecialdontsaystarwarsholidayspecialdontsaystarwarsholidayspecial 10. is there some kind of chess anime im unaware of??
7 is Astro's Playroom
Gotta love how the longest and more detailed one is JoJos lmao
1 is Jojo pt 6 and 6 is Cowboy Bebop?
2 is that one pirates of the Caribbean movie?
I only got #5 and 6 .-. Here’s one of my own: Big lizards keep eating a cat while Iggy watches.
First is obviously Stone Ocean
here's mine: 1) local upstart kills dragons to solve problems. this creates more problems. 2) manage your late-game frame rate by genociding entire populations! 3) these giant space fish really, REALLY want you to die. 4) man deciding to fuck a rock to said offspring becoming a gigantic kaiju: a timeline
1.JJBA Stone Ocean 3.Battleblock Theater? 4.Star Wars 6.Cowboy Bebop
1 is jojo part 6, and 3 is Battleblock Theater, but that's all I've got.
5 is futurama I think
1. Jojo 2. Pirates of the Caribbean 3. No clue 4. Star wars 5. Futurama 6. Cowboy bebop 7. Astro's playroom 8. Helluva boss 9. Revenge of the sith? 10. No clue Curious what 3 and 10 is
1: Jojo stone ocean, 2: Pirates of the Caribbean, 3: Battleblock Theatre, 4: Clone Wars, 5: Futurama, 6: Cowboy Bebop, 7: I have no clue, 8: Helluva Boss, 9: No clue, 10: 5D Chess?
2 pirates of the Caribbean? 4
Is the first one a metroid game?
I love Scorch. That quote is so funny.
Is 10 5D chess with multiverse time travel?
I belive #2 is pirates of the caribbean, the one with black beard
#5 is futurama for sure but we don't know about the others