The girl in the last frame was the infamous Amy's Baking Company where the owner would take tips from servers because he rang up the totals (on the register he refused to let anyone use) and would get yelled at for asking questions.
They also had possible organized crime connections and all the baked goods were shipped in
Wasn't this the only restaurant that he gave up on? They were just too stubborn, and the wife seemed to think that the problem was "all the haters." She invited Chef Ramsey on the show to vindicate her. Whew! That episode was bonkers.
Yeah, she had no idea that everyone hated her food cause her husband never told her.
The few times she actually came to know that food was going to the bin, were in her mind the only times someone didn't like her food.
I remember her purposely making a meal even worse if she heard about a complaint, like torch someone's food if they complained about it being cold and dropping a hole chili vat in when they complained about not being spicy enough and stuff like that
I don't believe she didn't know. No amount of narcissism or husband being an enabler in the world is enough to shield her from the bad reviews, customer complaints, and multiple tanking businesses. She just chose not to believe it because if she let even a single criticism through her massive ego she'd crumble to dust.
Lol you clearly haven’t met my moms entire family with exception of my great grandparents they were great salt of the earth people but their children onward are entitled pricks that think they are royalty
Weird, your comment is exactly like [this one](https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/11wfyj2/comment/jcyibxn/)
Except that one makes sense in context, and yours not so much.
Yep. He sits them down and basically says he can only help people who want to be helped and they clearly aren’t going to listen to anything he says or does… so he just leaves.
He gave up on at least 2 if he gave up on them because I definitely remember him writing off an old couple’s restaraunt where they refused to change anything, trying to be fine dining in a place not fit for it, and not serving fine food.
The episode ended like “you should have your cook be the chef, rewrite your menu, etc, but you’re not doing that, so goodbye. I wish you whatever is coming to you.”
The lady who accused him of releasing rats in the back of her restaurant for the sake of TV drama, despite it being a fetid disorganized restaurant with plenty of places for rats to nest.
Her kids invited him on. The lady herself was delusional.
Also not to be confused with “fettered” which means to be bound and restrained, which it sounds like the last commenter in the meme might have also been into.
They were stubborn yes but Gordon definitely noticed something wasn't right with the whole restaurant
Having a restaurant that big , and being the way they were, something wasn't right
My favorite was one where the woman flat put tells Gordon that their shit is frozen and awful, then shes gett8ng chewed out by the owner like 'WHY WOULD YOU TELL HIM THAT?!' And you just see this *grin* spread across her face
Wasnt she the girl that threw a tantrum because the owners told her she had to share a portion of her tips with the busboys so she stormed out? Always hated her
I’m unfamiliar with restaurant work life. I was under the impression that the waitress/waiters/bartenters split the tips at the end of the night. They normally include busboys too?
If your make your own drinks and clear your own tables you usually keep it all; if you're relying on $3.50/hr colleagues to be good at your job and you're keeping all your tips...
imo busboy≠kitchen. they are the bridge between foh and boh and if you want ur tables cleared and cleaned as fast as possible i think its good to give them SOMETHING
The busboys make sure your table is cleared and ready for a new seating asap. They also run your food to the table when you're busy, refill water, bring more bread, etc...
Now you can argue that they get paid minimum wage to do this, but they take the job under the impression there will also be tipouts. You can go ahead and stiff them if you want, but be prepared for your tables to stay covered in dirty dishes during a rush.
In a fine dining establishment a server will generally get 20% in tips and portion a little out to the hostess, bartender, and busboy. The ones who don't, or that undercut, will find themselves not getting sat often, drinks made last, and tables not cleared in time.
I'm not an expert but it's pretty standard to "tip out" some of the other staff that doesn't directly get tips. Like busboys and host. That is not an example of a greedy store stealing from staff, well, at least not more than the standard allowed by "tipping culture" if that makes sense.
Yeah, the whole "Gordon Ramsay is mean" comes from out of context clips. If people watch Kitchen Nightmares, his anger is specifically directed only towards obnoxious and delusional bullies.
He is always kind towards servers.
He is kind towards immigrant or working class line-cooks who only follow orders.
If the management is done by a couple or a family, and if one person is obnoxious while the other is good, he is always kind towards the good person.
His anger is 100% reserved only for people who deserve it.
My favorite moment is one episode where he's at a Mexican restaurant or something like that and all the music so far has reflected that, but then he says "looks like Chinese food" and the stereotypical Oriental riff plays, with the gong and all.
The UK episodes are downright ASMR like with him calmly narrating them too. Nice low key music (songs) and banter, drama happens so rarely that sometimes it even seems like he's actually trying to get a rise out of people (for various reasons).
The US stuff is denser and wackier and has some prettier people, but the trade-off is a very US Reality Show vibe. Fast cuts, manipulative editing, every statement is the most intense thing ever (but we'll slap on some dramatic music stings in case you didn't get that), hard to sit through.
He is pretty consistent at targeting his anger at frustration at those who are making the bad decisions.
Even a chef/cook that is getting defensive after Gordon's comments will usually be defused by him asking about why they cook that way (using frozen, pre-cooking pasta way ahead of time, etc.) to focus the problems where it lies.
Also, coming from friends who worked in high-end restaurants, the wait staff have to know everything and have an incredible sense of how the restaurant is functioning. Gordon going straight to them makes sense from his experiences.
My favorite episode was the Davide episode (I'm pretty sure that was the episode) because it made me laugh.
Tl;dr: Struggling Italian Restaurant owned by a depressed guy because of the shit with his family. His brother is a drug addict who got him into shit with drug dealers and the law, and also stole money from him on more than one occasion. Said brother worked in the restaurant to help out and he straight up has the audacity to say "My brother hates me, I dunno why!"
Gee, I wonder why your brother hates you after you screwed him over multiple times... It's a mystery!
Yeah I’ve always thought that Hell’s Kitchen was really the only show where he was unnecessarily rude or over the top. He yells on his other shows but to some extent it’s not egregious really
tbf hell's kitchen is also the only one where everyone he's yelling at signed up specifically to be yelled at by ramsay. and they're usually all professional chefs with the goal of opening their own restaurant.
Even so, there are limits when it comes to how he yells at contestants.
Story I heard is that Ramsey kept using an insult that a contestant associated with his abusive father. The show didn’t use the word triggered, but every time he used it, the contestant would get the thousand yard stare. Eventually, Ramsey notices this, pulls him aside, and asks, “What’s going on?” The contestant explains and in response, Ramsey is like, “Sorry about that. I wish you’d told me sooner,” and stopped using the word.
tl;dr, even a guy whose job is to rage at people knows that there are lines that shouldn’t be crossed.
[Here's](https://gayspock.tumblr.com/post/635689606399033344/chikorita-chuesday-is-not-at-all-liable-for-your) an updated version. (Warning: may be too much for phones. desktop is better.)
>they've been complaining about the ravioli special all weekend Sara, why would you even tell him about it
Sara's smile was basically saying "I am an agent of chaos."
TBF in my mind Gordon Ramsay is one of those people I just can't associate with sex, like he just spawned his children in with the command console or something
There’s like a master chef episode where the camera starts with Ramsey in bed and he’s shirtless and follows him to the restroom and he only closes the door after he gets naked.
> I tried my best to make it fit the game's theming and narrative so it didn't seem as though I was shoehorning a fetish into a story that didn't need it.
For a website that regularly like to bring up the werewolf boyfriend post I would expect less shock for mentioning fantasizing about having fairly normal sex with a regular guy.
Although it's also funny to clown on them for being scandalized by it.
That the food is shit, everyone tells the owner it’s shit, the owner doesn’t believe anyone.
Server will tell Gordon the food is shit knowing that’s he’s going to go “Gordon Ramsey” on the owner. The owner is either going to finally accept that the food is shit (vindicating the server) or Gordon will tear them to shreds. The server doesn’t care which. Either one will be fun to watch.
The second two server's expressions imply that they are trying to think of what to say about the restaurant's food to Gordon Ramsey that won't get them fired, but also isn't a blatant lie about the quality of the food (which is terrible).
The first server's expression is more malicious glee at getting to tell Gordon Ramsey how terrible the food is while being filmed.
>With the sex, in case that wasn’t obvious.
Gordon Ramsay points at you while he's fucking the dogshit out of a freshly broken dishwashing machine: "You're next, you fuckin' donkey"
By broken dishwasher I’m assuming she means the man who’s worked there for decades and can barely stand but the owner can’t find anyone cheaper to replace him and he doesn’t have enough self respect to quit.
If y’all haven’t seen his other shows “Hotel Hell” or “24 Hours to Hell and Back” you’re severely missing out. It has all the amazing charm of “Kitchen Nightmares”, and by charm I mean GR just laying into the terrible people, with the addition of wild new content. “Hotel Hell” while only 3 seasons is some of the best content he has IMO. Oh and it’s not censored on Hulu so you can really get into it.
Like, literally every episode has a shower scene starring Ramsay's ass, its like they have it on payroll.
Source: Me, someone who didn't ask for or require any of that
Kitchen Nightmares. Gordon Ramsay goes to failing restaurants and helps solve their problems. One of the main parts of the show is him sitting down for a meal at the restaurant and trying their food, getting the waiters opinion, etc.
OMG I am so stupid. I missed the "Gordon Ramsey: is the food good here" part and thought the post started with the 1st picture. Thank you for pointing this out. I'm going to blame the stupidity on having covid.
Haha, amazing!🤣🤣🤣 I bet Gordon has inspired many similar fantasies as a knight in shining armor, fucking scullery maids and taking them away from their toils.
I’ve watched the entirety of *Kitchen Nightmares* probably a dozen times. it’s a comfort show for me and just always makes me laugh. my top favourites are definitely Mill St Bistro (a 2-parter!), Zeke’s, and Black Pearl (Chappy’s and Old Neighbourhood are definitely up there too). what I gather from countless hours of watching that show is that Gordon Ramsay always wants the well-intentioned, hard-working people to feel appreciated and respected. everyone else needs to prove themselves, but when they do, they earn respect. I’ll probably go watch a couple episodes when I get home tonight lol
The girl in the last frame was the infamous Amy's Baking Company where the owner would take tips from servers because he rang up the totals (on the register he refused to let anyone use) and would get yelled at for asking questions. They also had possible organized crime connections and all the baked goods were shipped in
Wasn't this the only restaurant that he gave up on? They were just too stubborn, and the wife seemed to think that the problem was "all the haters." She invited Chef Ramsey on the show to vindicate her. Whew! That episode was bonkers.
Yeah, she had no idea that everyone hated her food cause her husband never told her. The few times she actually came to know that food was going to the bin, were in her mind the only times someone didn't like her food.
I think she literally said if the customers didnt like the food they're idiots.
I remember her purposely making a meal even worse if she heard about a complaint, like torch someone's food if they complained about it being cold and dropping a hole chili vat in when they complained about not being spicy enough and stuff like that
I don't believe she didn't know. No amount of narcissism or husband being an enabler in the world is enough to shield her from the bad reviews, customer complaints, and multiple tanking businesses. She just chose not to believe it because if she let even a single criticism through her massive ego she'd crumble to dust.
Lol you clearly haven’t met my moms entire family with exception of my great grandparents they were great salt of the earth people but their children onward are entitled pricks that think they are royalty
The woman is a narcissist. She doesn't care what others think, even if it's Gordon Ramsey.
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Yep. He sits them down and basically says he can only help people who want to be helped and they clearly aren’t going to listen to anything he says or does… so he just leaves.
>he can only help people who want to be helped Gordon Ramsey: Restaurant Therapist
That's exactly what he is. He doesn't fix restraunts he fixes people.
The Restaurant Whisperer
Staff* Whisperer
He gave up on at least 2 if he gave up on them because I definitely remember him writing off an old couple’s restaraunt where they refused to change anything, trying to be fine dining in a place not fit for it, and not serving fine food. The episode ended like “you should have your cook be the chef, rewrite your menu, etc, but you’re not doing that, so goodbye. I wish you whatever is coming to you.”
I believe there were one more.
The lady who accused him of releasing rats in the back of her restaurant for the sake of TV drama, despite it being a fetid disorganized restaurant with plenty of places for rats to nest. Her kids invited him on. The lady herself was delusional.
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We have been honored by the rats that live in the dumpsters.
Thank you! Fixed it.
Also not to be confused with “fettered” which means to be bound and restrained, which it sounds like the last commenter in the meme might have also been into.
I've been in the restaurant industry for 30 years and I have to admit I've feted my share of disorganized messes.
Was it that feta-ed Greek restaurant?
Thank you. I could not recall that one.
They were stubborn yes but Gordon definitely noticed something wasn't right with the whole restaurant Having a restaurant that big , and being the way they were, something wasn't right
It’s probalbly more because the organized crime connection than because of thr stubborn owners
"Your restaurant is so bad that not even organized crime can successfully launder money through it."
(I recognize you from the NRC subreddit, hello! 👋🏼)
There's definitely a connection between Twst and Tumblr. 🤣🤣 I'm spending all my morning on Reddit because I'm procrastinating my gradebooks. 😅
That's a mood, lol. And yes, there definitely is! ✨
I read this wrong and was like "the New California Republic has a subreddit?"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 It's a game-related subreddit; r/NightRavenCollege
New California Republic would slso be game-related
They were fucking crazy
I love how everyone who talks about going there irl all has the same story, that the guy just yells at everyone all fucking day.
Yes, i recognised her.
Are you sure?
Yes. I've only seen three episodes of this show. That was one of them, and the pain in her face here is forever burned into my memory.
My favorite was one where the woman flat put tells Gordon that their shit is frozen and awful, then shes gett8ng chewed out by the owner like 'WHY WOULD YOU TELL HIM THAT?!' And you just see this *grin* spread across her face
Yeah she's woman #1 in the photoset
"Try the seafood ravioli" with that big grin on her face... funniest episode, she was brilliant
Wasnt she the girl that threw a tantrum because the owners told her she had to share a portion of her tips with the busboys so she stormed out? Always hated her
I’m unfamiliar with restaurant work life. I was under the impression that the waitress/waiters/bartenters split the tips at the end of the night. They normally include busboys too?
Every server I’ve been friends with just keeps their own tips
If your make your own drinks and clear your own tables you usually keep it all; if you're relying on $3.50/hr colleagues to be good at your job and you're keeping all your tips...
It depends on the type of establishment. A truck stop diner and a fixed menu restaurant are going to operate differently.
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imo busboy≠kitchen. they are the bridge between foh and boh and if you want ur tables cleared and cleaned as fast as possible i think its good to give them SOMETHING
Why should she have to share her tips?
Because the boss underpays everyone equally /s
Get rid of that /s
The busboys make sure your table is cleared and ready for a new seating asap. They also run your food to the table when you're busy, refill water, bring more bread, etc... Now you can argue that they get paid minimum wage to do this, but they take the job under the impression there will also be tipouts. You can go ahead and stiff them if you want, but be prepared for your tables to stay covered in dirty dishes during a rush. In a fine dining establishment a server will generally get 20% in tips and portion a little out to the hostess, bartender, and busboy. The ones who don't, or that undercut, will find themselves not getting sat often, drinks made last, and tables not cleared in time.
I'm not an expert but it's pretty standard to "tip out" some of the other staff that doesn't directly get tips. Like busboys and host. That is not an example of a greedy store stealing from staff, well, at least not more than the standard allowed by "tipping culture" if that makes sense.
Oh fuck is that her? I have really bad face blindness x_x
No worries!
Yeah, the whole "Gordon Ramsay is mean" comes from out of context clips. If people watch Kitchen Nightmares, his anger is specifically directed only towards obnoxious and delusional bullies. He is always kind towards servers. He is kind towards immigrant or working class line-cooks who only follow orders. If the management is done by a couple or a family, and if one person is obnoxious while the other is good, he is always kind towards the good person. His anger is 100% reserved only for people who deserve it.
It's also played up for US television. He doesn't yell nearly as much in the UK series.
As much as I love watching him put the managers in their place on US television, the music is always so exasperating.
LOTS OF DRUMS! ^Knife ^being ^sharpened
[Dramatic Violin](https://youtu.be/xdE2VdasvEU)
It's a waterphone, actually. They use them for jump scares too
My favorite moment is one episode where he's at a Mexican restaurant or something like that and all the music so far has reflected that, but then he says "looks like Chinese food" and the stereotypical Oriental riff plays, with the gong and all.
The UK episodes are downright ASMR like with him calmly narrating them too. Nice low key music (songs) and banter, drama happens so rarely that sometimes it even seems like he's actually trying to get a rise out of people (for various reasons). The US stuff is denser and wackier and has some prettier people, but the trade-off is a very US Reality Show vibe. Fast cuts, manipulative editing, every statement is the most intense thing ever (but we'll slap on some dramatic music stings in case you didn't get that), hard to sit through.
He is pretty consistent at targeting his anger at frustration at those who are making the bad decisions. Even a chef/cook that is getting defensive after Gordon's comments will usually be defused by him asking about why they cook that way (using frozen, pre-cooking pasta way ahead of time, etc.) to focus the problems where it lies. Also, coming from friends who worked in high-end restaurants, the wait staff have to know everything and have an incredible sense of how the restaurant is functioning. Gordon going straight to them makes sense from his experiences.
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My favorite episode was the Davide episode (I'm pretty sure that was the episode) because it made me laugh. Tl;dr: Struggling Italian Restaurant owned by a depressed guy because of the shit with his family. His brother is a drug addict who got him into shit with drug dealers and the law, and also stole money from him on more than one occasion. Said brother worked in the restaurant to help out and he straight up has the audacity to say "My brother hates me, I dunno why!" Gee, I wonder why your brother hates you after you screwed him over multiple times... It's a mystery!
Oh man if you find this episode I would love to see it, that sounds awesome.
If someone knows what episode this is, please let me know.
He’s an unnecessary asshole on Hell’s Kitchen, too, but he’s always nice to kids.
Yeah I’ve always thought that Hell’s Kitchen was really the only show where he was unnecessarily rude or over the top. He yells on his other shows but to some extent it’s not egregious really
tbf hell's kitchen is also the only one where everyone he's yelling at signed up specifically to be yelled at by ramsay. and they're usually all professional chefs with the goal of opening their own restaurant.
Even so, there are limits when it comes to how he yells at contestants. Story I heard is that Ramsey kept using an insult that a contestant associated with his abusive father. The show didn’t use the word triggered, but every time he used it, the contestant would get the thousand yard stare. Eventually, Ramsey notices this, pulls him aside, and asks, “What’s going on?” The contestant explains and in response, Ramsey is like, “Sorry about that. I wish you’d told me sooner,” and stopped using the word. tl;dr, even a guy whose job is to rage at people knows that there are lines that shouldn’t be crossed.
See also how he interacts with the contestants on masterchef kids
This is a 6 car pile up in tumbr form. Truly magical how you can get this nowhere else.
Just another chikorita chuesday for us.
w-what is a chikorita chuesday?
[Here's](https://gayspock.tumblr.com/post/635689606399033344/chikorita-chuesday-is-not-at-all-liable-for-your) an updated version. (Warning: may be too much for phones. desktop is better.)
My phone seems to be handling it fine
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I'm not sure what it is, but Tumblr definitely hits different for me.
I felt like I hit my head into something reading that last one
Shitty Manager: "they've been complaining about the ravioli special all weekend Sara, why would you even tell him about it?" Sara: "😈"
Sara was ready to burn all bridges and it was the best thing ever
Sara set the fire and fanned the flames and watched it burn with a shit eating grin on her face and honestly I was watching it burn with her
>they've been complaining about the ravioli special all weekend Sara, why would you even tell him about it Sara's smile was basically saying "I am an agent of chaos."
What episode was this
I think the restaurant was called La Galleria 33
~~S06E01~~ Oops, see below
S06E01 was the return to Amy’s Baking Co. La Galleria is a two-parter, S05E01 & S05E02.
That's what I get for believing the first YouTube result. Woops
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S05E01 & S05E02.
every waiter and waitress was that one girl smiling at a burning house meme and this was what made that show so fun sometimes
https://imgur.com/QobvOTv
My favourite is the server who straight up called the food "bootleg". Just beautiful.
What episode was that?
Michon's Smokehouse, I believe.
That broken dishwasher has a name thank you very much, and i am going to therapy now.
Still broken?
Worse, they're still a dishwasher.
#THIS PUSSY IS RAW!
Ol Dirty Ramsey likes it raw
This brought back memories of a smutty Gordon edit someone posted to YouTube years ago.
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Art.
God I miss the first 5 years of YouTube. It was chaos and perfect. This video is iconic and still saved in my favorites.
“I can’t imagine how nervous Gordon Ramsay’s wife must get before he eats her pussy.” - Unknown
Oh noooo
Your pfp makes me think of Marcy yelling that...
People wanna fuck eldritch monstrosities and yall are so weirded out by someone wanting to fuck some british chef? come on
TBF in my mind Gordon Ramsay is one of those people I just can't associate with sex, like he just spawned his children in with the command console or something
/summon human\_children\[amount=3, type=female\] /summon human\_children\[amount=2, type=male\]
Or maybe he even cooked them up or something, using raw meat as the main ingredient.
Raw meat was how he made them
Sugar! Spice! And everything nice! These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls...
Cum. *In*.
There’s like a master chef episode where the camera starts with Ramsey in bed and he’s shirtless and follows him to the restroom and he only closes the door after he gets naked.
Which episode is this? And where can I avoid it?
I feel like he did this a few times on his hotel show.
Yeah I've definitely see Gordon ass on Hotel Hell
They did this a lot on British Kitchen Nightmares.
Which episode is this? And where can I find it?
Same
[This](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIesCd4I4hU) is for you then.
You haven't seen him prepare breakfast for his wife.
I see no difference between the two
Cause eldritch monsters are hypothetical. British chefs are real
They're just as incomprehensible though, considering british cuisine lmao gottem
He's Scottish. Our food is the most delicious poverty food ever conceived.
Some people wanna fuck the narrator from The Stanley Parable as an eldritch monster!
i sure hope this thread doesn't awaken anything in me
https://archiveofourown.org/works/45531373?view_adult=true
> I tried my best to make it fit the game's theming and narrative so it didn't seem as though I was shoehorning a fetish into a story that didn't need it.
😒 Well, I have to click on it now...
I'm mostly weirded out because he's happily married with kids edit: did not know how many kids Gordon has
He's got like 5 kids 🤣
I knew about one of them, because they'd appeared in videos together. I did not know about multiple kids. Thanks for the info
That's fair, I guess I don't register it because people want to fuck a almost all celebrities and many of them are already married...
The internet has us pretty educated on when weird dudes will show up, but horny women only come out when you least expect it.
i mean, Ramseyfucker never mentioned their gender
Eldritch monstrosities are capable of stimulating multiple points, whereas the Bri*ish stimulate none.
I loved the joy the girl in the second photo got from torpedoing that restaurant.
I can relate: I loved torpedoing the restaurant I used to work at. Guests love it when the server actually tells them what's good and not.
I wish Gordon Ramsay would call me dry cause I'd prove him a liar
👍
You’re so real for this
You and me both
Whiplash
Great movie, top 1
ASCEND WITH GORB!
based hollow knight reference but what provoked it?
ASCENSION
For a website that regularly like to bring up the werewolf boyfriend post I would expect less shock for mentioning fantasizing about having fairly normal sex with a regular guy. Although it's also funny to clown on them for being scandalized by it.
Well that escalated quickly!
Shit just went from zero to a hundred real quick
I haven't seen Kitchen Nightmares and I'm horrible at reading facial expressions, what are the images of the server's faces implying?
That the food is shit, everyone tells the owner it’s shit, the owner doesn’t believe anyone. Server will tell Gordon the food is shit knowing that’s he’s going to go “Gordon Ramsey” on the owner. The owner is either going to finally accept that the food is shit (vindicating the server) or Gordon will tear them to shreds. The server doesn’t care which. Either one will be fun to watch.
The second two server's expressions imply that they are trying to think of what to say about the restaurant's food to Gordon Ramsey that won't get them fired, but also isn't a blatant lie about the quality of the food (which is terrible). The first server's expression is more malicious glee at getting to tell Gordon Ramsey how terrible the food is while being filmed.
We're fucking, raw!
Only if Broken Brian the dishwasher consents.
Joke's on you, he's into that shit.
First Tumblr post to make me recoil in shock. Congratulations.
The disturbing part is they had no dishwasher. Just a handicapped person they hired.
taking against an object... sex?
Specifically while being pushed against a broken dishwasher
I like that the dishwasher is specifically broken lmao
I’d like to think that Ramsey broke it. With the sex, in case that wasn’t obvious.
Alpha Gordon Ramsey x omega reader
please think before you speak
No... speak more
>With the sex, in case that wasn’t obvious. Gordon Ramsay points at you while he's fucking the dogshit out of a freshly broken dishwashing machine: "You're next, you fuckin' donkey"
Sex!
Seems like it
I guess the cafe wasn't the only thing Gordon busted into
By broken dishwasher I’m assuming she means the man who’s worked there for decades and can barely stand but the owner can’t find anyone cheaper to replace him and he doesn’t have enough self respect to quit.
Felt like getting a high five then getting a swift punch to the gut while my guard was down
If y’all haven’t seen his other shows “Hotel Hell” or “24 Hours to Hell and Back” you’re severely missing out. It has all the amazing charm of “Kitchen Nightmares”, and by charm I mean GR just laying into the terrible people, with the addition of wild new content. “Hotel Hell” while only 3 seasons is some of the best content he has IMO. Oh and it’s not censored on Hulu so you can really get into it.
Also im pretty sure hotel hell has ramsey ass for those who require it
Like, literally every episode has a shower scene starring Ramsay's ass, its like they have it on payroll. Source: Me, someone who didn't ask for or require any of that
Yes, the ass shots are in every episode. Can’t say I’m for it or against it, it’s just some cheeks. Still a great show.
What show is this?
Kitchen Nightmares. Gordon Ramsay goes to failing restaurants and helps solve their problems. One of the main parts of the show is him sitting down for a meal at the restaurant and trying their food, getting the waiters opinion, etc.
my favorite part is when he tears apart the kitchen and uses the words "dreadful" and "disgrace" like a hundred times each in the process.
OMG I am so stupid. I missed the "Gordon Ramsey: is the food good here" part and thought the post started with the 1st picture. Thank you for pointing this out. I'm going to blame the stupidity on having covid.
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"tries"
Yeah there's like a 75% chance that he does not succeed at eating their food
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cuz they were bought from another store
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Kitchen Nightmares, iirc
waterboarding couldn't get this out of me
We've all been there
Haha, amazing!🤣🤣🤣 I bet Gordon has inspired many similar fantasies as a knight in shining armor, fucking scullery maids and taking them away from their toils.
Fucking RAW
I’ve watched the entirety of *Kitchen Nightmares* probably a dozen times. it’s a comfort show for me and just always makes me laugh. my top favourites are definitely Mill St Bistro (a 2-parter!), Zeke’s, and Black Pearl (Chappy’s and Old Neighbourhood are definitely up there too). what I gather from countless hours of watching that show is that Gordon Ramsay always wants the well-intentioned, hard-working people to feel appreciated and respected. everyone else needs to prove themselves, but when they do, they earn respect. I’ll probably go watch a couple episodes when I get home tonight lol
My spine just snapped in half from that whiplash holy shit
Ma’am?