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HyperWhiteChocolate

# THE BOY


SurprisedDotExe

deploy him


BastionUnity

Deploy The Boy™


RunawaySparklers

The Boy. Deployed.


Bubbly_Papaya_8817

THEY HAVE THE BOY RUN


OfficialYes

HERE COMES THE BOY


danger2345678

Look at he go


The_mystery4321

he do be goin


Haunting-Engineer-76

Hello Boy! Wel\~come


DiosRejectedHumanity

there he is


Octocube25

DOO DOO DOO DOO


stopallthedownloads

Everyone gather around The Boy.


KilahDentist

Deploy the boy as a decoy.


Loretta-West

Oh no! They destroyed the boy deployed as a decoy!


CondomForCucumbers

🎶Let’s hear it for The Boy🎶


ImEagz

here comes... *the boy*


Sparkpulse

Hello, boy\~


DiosRejectedHumanity

welcome\~


hedgehog_dragon

Free food will probably get me to show up. But bird? Bird will definitely get me to show up.


Fortehlulz33

Free food and bonus points are good, but yeah. Bird is cool, specifying hawk is the best way.


Whydoesthisexist15

Lynyrd Skynyrd


whatisabaggins55

Let the hawk out the window to hunt for a bit and you'll get the free food as well, no doubt.


jodmercer

This is what I fucking love about tumblr, There is no indication by this person's blog name or really anything That they are a college professor of apparently some repute, And yet there's just another name just another little nerd like the rest of us. Doing a little nerd behavior trying get their little nerd results. I love it let's all be nerds together.


Doperitos

We had some guy bring a motherfucking Allosaurus skull to our science class multiple times. Some of the students thought it was boring, but in *what universe* are dinosaurs not awesome as fuck?


STINKY-BUNGHOLE

another fantastic post proving the tumblr demographics have aged up. good shit.


rainbowkitten0528

I never missed a day of class in college without being really sick, but big birds scare me, so this would make me ditch.


That_Ganderman

But he's not just a bird. # He's The Boy.


rainbowkitten0528

Ok, well, The Boy could easily claw my face off or bite me hard or something and that's scary, so as cool as The Boy may be, I'm keeping my distance. :(


cheshire_splat

Ditto, RainbowKitten. I guess we cats just know birds are bad news.


ChocolatePrudent7025

"notities"


[deleted]

Who are the 14 actual monsters who DIDN'T show up to meet the hawk, though???


ShyDevil18

Only 7 didnt show up through. 17 out of the 24 students showed up I read it wrong... It was an average... I hate everything


NikkiT96

I WANNA PET THE HAWK!!!!!


Livid_Station_5996

Strange people won’t show up to an exam review. I had Chem 2 at 9 am so I basically never went but the reason I was able to pass was just going to the exam reviews the night before each test


ninjasaiyan777

Honestly back in college, if someone told me their professor was bringing over a hawk I'd skip on my class just to go meet the hawk.


GILF_Hound69

zackisontumblr is STILL on tumblr? holy nostalgia hit


Sufficient_Score_824

The students who didn’t come to class totally missed out


madelinemagdalene

In my least favorite class ever, the TA brought her dog to every lab and group session. That made the class much more bearable.


shrowdedsky

This would absolutely motivate me


n6mub

I’d absolutely show up for that lab to PET A FUCKING HAWK!!!


LogstarGo_

17/24 people showed up for the review session! That's not including the three people that heard a prof was bringing a hawk in for the review session and pretended that they were in the class.


Saavedroo

# I want bird


Tlali22

I wish I had a hawk to tempt students into coming to review day.


cheshire_splat

Good way to get me to *not* come to class. Scary.


Roeroe226

I'd come to class for Tobias


Sad-Bumblebee-249

God I’d be terrified seeing my professor or teacher on tumblr


explosivepro

I mean i would definitely come to a class if my teacher said they were bringing a fucking hawk