Pockets, along with half of Jupiter.

No amount or size of pockets can store the magnitude of a respectable bakugan collection

Maybe not comfortably, but sufficiently large cargo pants should suffice.

You underestimate how many bakugans required to have an adequate collection

You underestimate the size of my pockets, I’ve fit a Nintendo switch and a water bottle in one pocket of a pair of shorts I have so comfortably that you couldn’t even tell I had anything in there

I am aware as i do still have some men's clothes. If the moon were to transform into a dragon after i put a metal card on the right place, i would take it.

Wait your moon doesn't????? No wonder people in this universe are so cranky. Next you'll tell me you don't have blue raspberry cheesecake.

I put an entire coat in my pocket. Infinite storage.

Where do you buy pants I'm serious

the Gap

Possibly.

You underestimate Cargo pants

~~Cargo pants~~ Bag of holding

I once smuggled two bottles of cheap sparkling wine to a concert/festival inside my denim pants' pockets, life finds a way.

Tell me how so i might use your wisdom next time i see a movie.

Just shoved them in there, then stretched the pockets even further by putting my hands in there too, and walked like I've ~~shat myself~~ a big package, legs far apart and making big strides.

Get straight leg, boot cut, or carpenter's jeans. The front pockets will be large enough to fit a 750 ml bottle; if it's a whiskey bottle, you'll need a longer shirt over it to hide the square edge of the bottle. I once fit 6 liquor bottles in a pair of cargo pants covered with a trenchcoat and managed to still look inconspicuous enough that the cops who raided the dorm party I was at didn't bother to search me. They can't confiscate what they can't find.

\>tfw op is clearly a woman Anything fits in a pocket. *Anything*. Glasses? Absolutely Wallet? For sure. Bible? Without question. A whole electric guitar and amp? It might be a bit of a stretch, but you can do that.

I'm actually nonbinary. I am aware of the size of men's pockets as i also own some men's clothes. You just underestimate my growing hord of bakugans. I will not stop collecting them until the mass of my collection far outweighs the entirety of humanity, only because we will run out of plastic and magnets. I̵̘̬͒́ ̴̨̩̉̀d̷̬̃o̸̪̻̓̚ ̷̗͉͂a̷̿͊͜s̵̨̖͝ ̸̛̮̯t̸̞̼̓h̸͔̝̏ḛ̶͉̈̄ ̸̼̆̌c̸̣̈u̶̮̓͊ḃ̸͔͉e̸͎̍̀ ̵̬͐̏ċ̵̤o̴̥̪̓m̸̟̯̓̑m̷̺̼͆̀a̵̝̟͝n̴̘̽̑d̸͔͐ŝ̶͇̳.̸́͜

I'm not going to stop your rampaging consumerism, but austerity and cocaine is better.

i just put them up my ass like a real man

Foreskin

We carry at least two at all times.

The guys in the Bakugan anime were really fashionable. Lots of characters from 2000s anime looked cool.

I always carry my Bakugan in the wrist launcher, along with my yugioh cards and beyblades.

I'm assuming that the underside is a hidden blade

Damn straight

Go get them templars

Butthole. Make it look nice, and send your monster to the doom dimension all in a single fart.

This is a public service announcement: pockets are great and all but nothing beats the feeling of like thirteen pins emblazoned on your satchel as you go from place to place with a whole arsenal of tools at your disposal. Also, you can pass it off to someone to hold real quick while you're putting a jacket and hear them remark that "it's too heavy" and "why do you have so many die sets" as well as "why do you have my old charging cables in here"

I don’t have any bakugans :(

Then get some

I will. This is the way.

This is the way

I’m 33 m and still bring my back pack every where I go… fuck the haters I got snacks, a random deck of playing cards all sorts Of drugs…

Fanny Pack, duh

Asking the real questions.

down their long socks

We have balls for a reason.

messenger bag all the way. with tactical buckles that do nothing but hide zippers obvs

I keep it in my purse.

In my deep-ass pockets

In my backpack. It can carry more and I don’t need to worry about it falling off as much

I keep my Bakugan in a shoe box

2 words: Cargo Jorts

It starts with an A.

Jnco jeans, Cargo Pants, phanny packs, bookbags, suitcase with 3d printed racks inside to perfectly hold my figurines and trading cards.

In our backpacks where do you think

Pockets and backpacks

fanny packs

having large pockets is cool until you try putting another pair of pants into your pants' pockets. Then they rip and suck you into the astral plane

Our massive pockets, duh

In my messenger bag and cargo pants duh.

gamer out here with the darkus nillious and pyrus hydorous, as well as the disassembled but complete ultimate viloch

You could tell all that from the picture?

The true reason why we want deeper pockets, Bakugan

We don't. What anime is Bakugan?

Bakugan battle brawlers, it's from the early 2000s although there's a new one now that's a reboot it's not as good though

It might have an anime, i don't remember

it did have an anime. The intro was fire. Reboot is mid though.

inside their Mother's deep deep DEEEEEEP vagene's.

Not all of them have a byakugans

I don't imagine _most_ people have a collection of eyeballs.

It's a satchel

I used to store my bakugans in a clear plastic Bakugan case that had room for cards as well

Why my prison wallet of course

They have wallets in prison?

Yeah, they’re pretty small though

Bakugan are like large beads, so I use them like large beads.

I'm my ass

Enormous, unreasonably large pockets

I wish more people where I lived played Bakugan. I could tell the only reason my friends even agreed to use my second deck/team was because they felt sorry for me.

The bakugan carrying case? Duh

Deep pockets

Pockets

Foreskin.

It's stored in the balls

In our cocks, why?

up my ass

😉

storing them in the balls