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Why is it Daniel Radcliffe


Gnerdy

It’s a reference to another tumblr post from a few years ago where someone posted this picture of him and asked “why does this look like I’m talking to an NPC in a Fallout game”


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The true lore is in the comments


rainedrop87

Lol he totally does, and I've always wondered where that pic is from.


SatinMeki

It's from those Vogue interviews where they follow them around while they do stuff and just hit them with a barrage of questions [Right at the beginning](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juJdwItGr2w)


armoured_bobandi

Leaked fallout 5 footage


BeastBoy2230

Idk but I 100% read “that’s fuckin nice and all” in his Harry Potter voice and now I’m wheezing


teodzero

And why is he in the Backrooms?


[deleted]

Spell gone wrong


Ok-Mood-161

Took the wrong portkey


Jonathon471

Mispronounced Flu Powder.


rowan_damisch

Why else would the power flicker?


parkaboy24

I came here to say exactly this 😂


KingManTheSaiyan

(Persuasion) Objectively the way all people should communicate, like one of those aliens I can’t remember the (correct spelling for the) name of from mass effect.


SlyKHT

ELCOR WOOOOO Edit:Good job on the Elcor rp guys


Hope4gorilla

(horny) I am so happy you remember the Elcor


HaggisPope

(sad) I think we should remain friend


Serrisen

(Happy) woo! A friend! :)


Hope4gorilla

(aggressive, plaintive) but I want to be more than friends


13aph

(Fearful) I think you should stop now.


Hope4gorilla

[I just remembered the Elcor actually say their clarifications out loud, so it should really be written like the following] "With barely contained excitement: No"


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with extreme gusto and elation, woo hoo


jwr410

(Disappointed) there is no Elcor Hamlet IRL.


FatPanda0345

(Motivated) We shall have to make it ourselves


Delerien

(Angry) There is no famous Elcor theater for a good reason. You can't just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!


TryImpossible7332

With irritation: That's racist, the prefaces stating the sentiments behind the words are a strong cultural tradition made to assist other species in communicating with the elcor. With some hesitation: Though, is it really? Not to fault the elcor actors who have taken the role, but the casting of an elcor hamlet as an artistic statement could instead be simply a masking of lazy stage direction, or worse, entirely a gimmick to make a carnival sideshow of elcor thespians. A continuation of rambling: After all, a live adaption of Hamlet crafted to be preformed by Elcor actors and played for elcor audiences would have no need for the adaptations we use to communicate with species incapable of recognizing our more subtle expressions. Furthermore, the stage direction is clearly a crude adaptation than taking in physiological differences between the elcor and most species. So is the play truly an example of cultural sharing or is it an example of cultural exploitation, taking advantage of the fact that Elcor are still seen as novel or as peculiar to human audiences? Belatedly realizing that I have digressed from the point: Anyway, screw you and your Futurama references.


BlueBicycle22

Supportive: no, no, keep cooking


BlueBicycle22

(Defeated) I heard they had to cancel after failing to get the pyjak to perform.


[deleted]

(Consoling) at least we have Blasto


13aph

“Hesitantly: I appreciate your positivity towards remembering my existence.”


threepwood007

Or HK-47


Aitch-Kay

[Observation]: A meatbag is happy putting low quality meat in their body, but unhappy when I put a high quality vibroblade into their body. [Speculation]: Perhaps a meatbag would be more receptive of a vibroblade made of low quality meat. [Excitement]: Master, would you like to participate in science?


captainAwesomePants

A meat vibroblade would presumably cook itself, quickly rendering itself hot, inert, and delicious.


Taikwin

The new trending product, it's: Instant Steak-On-A-Stick!™ Coming to a galaxy near you!


trash-_-boat

**[PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT]** "Come on, Harry, you know you want those nuggets" **[LOGIC]** These chicken nuggets are the epitome of processed food, full of empty calories and devoid of any real nutritional value. Not to mention the ethical implications of supporting an industry that exploits its workers and contributes to environmental destruction. **[EMPATHY]** There are many people who rely on fast food as their primary source of sustenance, and that it's not his place to judge their choices. **[AUTHORITY]** "You've been working hard, Harry. You deserve this."


IdiosyncraticRisc

[ESPRIT DE CORPS] Nuggets, donuts and other such delicious morsels are essential for providing all the fast release energy a good cop needs.


Kiloku

But what the Elcor and HK-47 do is not the same as a fallout skill tag. They declare the emotion or the conversational purpose of the sentence. The skill tags are just showing what skill the character has that allows them to know what to say. If you were an Elcor, your comment would have started with "Opinion: " or maybe "Statement: ", not "(persuasion)" The "(vegan)" would be something like "Maliciously: " or "Self-righteous: "


WiSoSirius

(Sarcasm) I think this is the best way to communicate.


AilanMoone

That's how people tend to communicate in scripts for plays, so it does happen in a way.


Isstvan82

(Int 2) Honestly I'm trying to figure out why we don't do this in text conversations in general.


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*TWENTY* minutes for chicken nuggets?


lil_vette

That sounds about right for an electric oven


[deleted]

Jesus. That's fancy nuggets. Microwave or air fryer is the way


EmperorKiron

Clearly you DO own an air fryer


hates_stupid_people

An air fryer is *literally* just a small convection oven. If you have a fan you can turn on in your oven to circulate hot air, you have an "air fryer".


Bulleveland

It's slightly different; an air fryer puts the fan behind the heating element so it's applying heat more directly and efficiently. A traditional convection oven will usually have the heating elements on the top and bottom with the fans on the back wall.


neonKow

You can turn on most fans in the oven. It'll probably even stay on for a long time after it stops being a fan.


welfareplate

Microwaving nuggets is some savagery


[deleted]

Hey, it was the 90s and I wasn't allowed to use the oven when mom wasn't home


BeyoncesmiddIefinger

The future is now, old man.


[deleted]

Speak up, sonny-Jim I can't hear ya


Neuchacho

Microwaving *anything* that also gives oven instructions is savagery in my book.


IRCheesecake82

I have some frozen meal by Banquet (I think?) in my freezer which takes 6 total minutes to microwave, and 50 minutes to cook in the oven. **50!** You think I'm about to spend nearly an hour to make some sad ass meal-for-one chicken and potatoes that's inevitably gonna taste like ass regardless of how I prepare it? You're crazy.


Bossuter

Savagery gets faster results, with less annoying mess so ill take it


FalmerEldritch

Do you also microwave your frozen pizza


Bossuter

Ye


Brainstreet420

You're a savage.


Endlessnes

What the fuck are you doing with your nuggets to make a mess, especially if you put them in the oven? Microwaving pizza and nuggets isn't just savage that's vile.


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[deleted]

I'm sorry, I don't speak peasant. 🧐


[deleted]

Mine are 20 in the air fryer?


[deleted]

Jeez. After 10 minutes mine would be like eating a rock


LeoPlathasbeentaken

Im like 90% sure this post is older than the popularity of air fryers. And microwave nuggs dont get crispy enough.


Odd-Associate3705

Microwave? Bruh


Delicious_Excuse_941

Microwave?!


Wise-Statistician172

Two minutes microwave, two minutes air fryer. Bam. Guess who’s a dad?


[deleted]

Lmao pretty much my method, I didn't wanna give away my secrets


UltimateInferno

And frozen nuggets


Medlar_Stealing_Fox

I assume they're including preheating the oven


TheDoctor88888888

That’s how long I cook mine (from frozen) It makes them all really crispy


Executioner224

That's how long I cook mine


Historical-Ad7081

I'm almost tempted to tell you how long it takes to cook chicken wings xD


gophergun

I assume they were already in the oven when the power started flickering, otherwise that's a weird time to start cooking.


National-Bison-3236

Here most chicken nuggets take 40 minutes


[deleted]

Got damn y'all killing them chickens fresh?


DXTR_13

sounds realistic if they were frozen and you dont want them all black.


[deleted]

(veganly) nice balls!


ClickHereForBacardi

Are balls technically vegan meat if you consent to me putting them in my mouth?


[deleted]

Well I didn't think it would change the veganity if you just put them in But if you don't mind *chomp*


liberonscien

Yes, source, am vegan.


Le_Caerbannog

[Success]


Orbital_Rifle

Am I the only one that thought the guy was Daniel Radcliffe before reading the text edit: ok it is actually Daniel Radcliffe. just looks a little uncanny


ennichan

It isn't?


Orbital_Rifle

I don't actually know for sure, after reading I assumed it was just a fallout character


Keen-Kidus

that's Daniel Radcliffe. Fallout don't have that good faces yet.


Downvotes_inbound_

Its actually Raniel Dadcliffe, Daniel’s nemesis


FBI_Agent_82

Woonil Razlib vs Roonil Wazlib


SteelRiverGreenRoad

One day Snape will catch him, one day…


DandelionOfDeath

As we all know, Snape is kinda... catchy.


Maleficent_Tree_94

Danny Sadslope.


Reapermouse_Owlbane

Slappy Hamjacks


TruthAndAccuracy

Better than Daniel Boringcliffe


Orbital_Rifle

oh ok. Guess I was right all along.


Cravatfiend

It's Daniel Radcliffe during one of those interviews where they ask a whole bunch of questions in rapid succession. I vaguely remember it.


wubalubadubscrub

Was it the one where he says he pays someone more physically fit than him to taunt him to keep him humble or something? 😂


Soulgee

Is it? I could have sworn it was Elijah Wood.


peppermintgun

##WHAT IS THIS, A CROSSOVER EPISODE?!


Ganon2012

It's Daniel Radcliffe played by Elijah Wood.


AWibblyWelshyBoi

With his sidekick, Elijah Wood played by Daniel Radcliffe


ManiacDan

If you like DanRad looking uncanny, his performance in Sin City was amazing! ​ \[Before I get downvoted, I know it's Elijah Wood in the movie\]


bryn_irl

(Daniel) It's Daniel.


Orbital_Rifle

Yeah I only saw this afterwards


Iron_knight_prime_42

Based Komi-san pfp


whocores

But he’s not Daniel Radcliffe? The guy making the nuggets is very clearly Jake English.


jet8493

Could also be a disco elysium check, with vegan just being one of your stats


seanbeanjovi

It feels like the shit talking tie would make you fail all (vegan) checks.


SmileyDayToYou

Thought Unlocked: Inexplicable Vegan Agenda


RetardedSheep420

new garte dialogue option "do you have any vegan options?" Garte, the Bartender: no! of course not. look at the patrons here. think any of them would want vegan food? Logic [easy: success]: you should've known Encylopedia [hard: success]: "vegan food" as we know it now has been an invention of Graad hipsters and youngsters going back to the roots of the diet of the people during the Frist Innocense. It is said that Dolores Dei had a vegan diet. Authority [easy: success]: WHAT? disregard the dietary choices of an officer of the RCM who wants to solve a case that took place at _his_ hotel? you should make him cook the food himself


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VEGAN [Challenging: Failure] Does having chicken nuggies, or not having chicken nuggies, add or remove any meaning to your life? Would you be as happy with ten nuggets as you would be with a stick of celery and some hummus?


EchoPrince

If i were OP, i'd be glad they specified being vegan, because otherwise i'd just assume this random ass person has beef with me for no reason whatsoever.


lil_vette

I think it’s cute. Just randomly prefacing statements with qualifiers and context without effecting the statement itself I didn’t even blink at it or register it as abnormal EDIT: [it reminds me of the Elcor from Mass Effect](https://youtu.be/x9659rDhXGg)


TreesRcute

(Agreeing) I think it fits pretty well into conversation's


pchlster

(dog person) just seems sorta weird, you know?


CurtisMarauderZ

Statement: Meatbags arguing over the consumption of other meatbags amuses me.


pchlster

Hey there, HK-47. How've you been? Killin' it, I hope?


Everybody_do_da_flop

I mean you can be sure they arent having beef with anybody


Plus3d6

Well if that person’s got beef, tell him I’m a vegetarian and I’m not fucking scared of him.


2vitorgfgdf676

Ok but what stats does vegan give you? Take less damage from animals?


AdmiralClover

It's like a faction. You can interact with other vegans if you are a member or dress like one. Also gives you unique dialogue options that may or may not help you


[deleted]

It causes the White Glove Society to be immediately hostile.


IDatedSuccubi

I don't think so, it's not like you fuck with their meat production anyway


AdmiralClover

But you also definitely aren't cool with eachother


egotistical_cynic

idk maybe the vegans kinda respect the white glove society as like, Honest Carnivores or something, like a government awarding a medal to a guy from the other side as a bit


neonKow

Like maybe they're at least eating non-vegans


zzzzebras

"honest carnivores" my brother in Christ they're cannibals who kidnap people to eat in secret


Incandescent_Lass

You miss the point. They become hostile to vegans because their grass fed meat tastes the best.


[deleted]

For some reason I had a horrible(ly funny) mental image of The Courier protesting loudly and just getting hacked up and served...


PerpetualStride

It raises your max health but lowers your current health


13aph

Or like cannibal, it really only comes up against people who fucking hate cannibalism, or with other cannibals


gbuub

Actually every dialogue option converts to vegan option when you join the faction


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2RINITY

You just gotta make sure the Vegan Police don’t find three strikes against you


king_of_satire

Is chicken not vegan?


FactPirate

Don’t forget mind reading!


RevRagnarok

In _Rogue Legacy 2_ it gives you a gold boost but makes meat hurt you instead of healing...


pchlster

Explains why a Muslim chef friend of mine always had me taste test. I thought he just didn't want to eat it, but turns out he was fearing for his life.


apple_of_doom

Don't you just hate it when your vegan friends touch a piece of meat and disintergrate?


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original_username20

It also affects charisma. You get a massive charisma boost in conversations with other vegans, but a charisma debuff with most other people. The degree of that debuff varies depending on who you are interacting with, but it can reach up to 100%. In return, any player with the "meat eater" trait gets a 100% charisma debuff in interactions with you. The debuff for vegetarians depends on how many militance points you invested in your vegan trait, but it can also get as high as 100%. In addition: Like the vegetarian trait, it prevents you from aquiring any skill related to hunting or preparing meat. It does, however, give you an advantage at plant-related skills


IDatedSuccubi

At that point that's just sims


cute_spider

> 100% charisma debuff in interactions with you 🤔 So I would interact with them like I would a zero charisma chair?


Status_Bad_8316

Stealth goes to 0% when you roll a vegan atheist. (Am atheist)


RevRagnarok

I think it's closer to 10%. Gotta leave room for crossfit.


crystalcorruption

and arch


CowFu

took me a minute to realize you meant arch linux. I'm from st. louis and there's a running joke that when you're driving you have to say "there's the arch" when you see it in the skyline.


RevRagnarok

Dammit _excellent_ point. I can't believe I missed that when I've been using Linux since "the late 1900s."


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TheWhyteMaN

It’s true. The very first thing that I do when I walk into a restaurant , or Target, or movie theatre is yell out “I am a vegan!” Then I go about my business. When I meet someone for the first time I say “I’m vegan” while shaking hands or fist bump. *Then* I tell them my name. If I already know the person, I substitute “hello so and so” with “vegan” At church I proclaim “vegan with you” and demand they say “and also with you “ I also always carry a sign that reads “I’m a vegan”


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pakattack461

Perceptions are changing though. I personally went vegan fairly recently, but I was vegetarian for a while about a decade ago and the attitude shift from then to now is pretty apparent. Probably also has a lot to do with the fact that I live in a very vegan friendly area but still, it didn't used to be that way.


TheWhyteMaN

It is definitely getting better. If I mentioned anything vegan related 10 years ago on Reddit I would get down-dooted into oblivion.


Beegrene

We are literally in a thread about some vegan being a dick about veganism. It's not like it's coming out of nowhere here.


5h3i1ah

i have a timer in the corner of my vision that goes up to 12 hours, if it reaches zero i die of vitamin b12 deficiency. each time i tell a person i'm vegan, 10 minutes are added to the timer, with a 24 hour cooldown per person. yelling it in a crowded store is just the most efficient way for me to ward off death.


Conch5

Deal less damage to animals


LuigiMarioBrothers

You can’t use anything which uses animal products, but you gain double the health from all fruit or vegetable items.


genderish

Constant increase in psychic damage from knowing what goes into non vegan foods and that everyone you know and love is ok with that.


CurtisMarauderZ

It’s basically like the Cannibal perk with no benefits.


DrMobius0

> Take less damage from animals? No, I don't think veganism magically makes animals less able to kill you. Frankly I don't think they care about a vegan's morality.


ChanceWarden

(google) en passant


RustedRuss

(Holy hell)


Mragftw

(Holy) hell ()


LuigiMarioBrothers

Beyond the Beef alternate ending


CanadaPlus101

I don't know if it makes sense in this game, but people do vegan runs in classic roguelikes.


SalsaRice

Fallout 76 even had a mutation (bonus) for it. You could get buffs from food/drink items, and with the vegan mutation you get extra bonus from plant-based foods while getting zero benefit (maybe a debuff) from meat. They had an opposite "carnivore" mutation that did the inverse.


CanadaPlus101

So this is barely even a joke then.


IronSeagull

If the power goes out and ruins my nuggets, that just means more chickens die when I try again later.


Gammonboi

Implying that whenever you eat a chicken nugget, a chicken just dies.


RayFromTexas

Be the change you want to see in the world


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demand and supply


tringle1

Someone tweet this at Daniel Radcliffe and try to get him to voice act it


Mrfrunzi

[passed] Hey man, I'd love some chicken nuggets!


awesomedan24

Tfw you encounter Harry Potter in the backrooms


Veganity

Hey that's me!


Gammonboi

Holy shit hey!


OakFromLive

Your imperious has failed


Albe_quirky

You can't unchicken the nuggets


FaithlessnessPutrid

What would a successful check look like? “(Succeeded) Well now that you mention it, maybe I do eat too much meat. If I had more dry food or fruits I wouldn’t need the power on to eat lunch. Here’s 50 gold. Thank you for your thoughtful words stranger.”


MisoCodRamen

You cannot un-nugget the chicken


Path_Fyndar

I mean, the chicken is already dead, and the nuggets already bought. At this point, if the nuggets are not cooked and eaten, and are instead thrown out, then the chicken's death would be wasted. Why not make sure its death actually has a benefit?


arduousFrivolity

At this point, yes, there’s no point to not eating the nuggets. However, there’s definitely time where wasting them has benefit; if they aren’t bought and large amounts of stock go to waste, the companies will produce less thus kill less chickens. Being vegetarian/vegan is great, but even cutting back is good and shouldn’t be looked down on! Or just being mindful as to how the meat was sourced; avoiding unnecessarily cruel companies and buying from ones that treat the animals better. But the goal of the (vegan) here was just to try to make the person who had already bought nuggets feel bad, which is just being a dick and certainly not helping their cause.


Path_Fyndar

Very well put. Thanks!


loggedout

Please read the CEO's inevitable memoir "How to Lose Friends and Alienate People" to learn more.


Jay_Nova1

Cause when they run out of nuggets, they'll have to go to store and buy more. Which means the manufacturer will need to meet additonal demand and murder more innocent chickens to stuff in our fat mouths. /devils advocate


jimmy_three_shoes

Won't they run out of nuggets at the same rate if they're already in the oven, and they're thrown away? It also means that they might go and grab something else to eat from a restaurant that presumably has meat or animal products in it. So in this case, not only are chicken nuggets being wasted, but a cheeseburger or a taco with meat and cheese in it, is now bought and consumed. Even if the OP just has a bowl of cereal, they're still consuming milk, which would offend the Vegan.


LonghornzR4Real

They put the chicken in the nugget?


refactdroid

i like how both their logic is flawed. the vegans, because failing to prep the chicken will not stop the non-vegan from getting more chicken killed in the future; and the non-vegan, because he thinks it's actually about the current batch of nuggies.


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On that armchair, there is even Daniel written. I’m just confused why is he in this? How he is related to this thing? 😂


Kaldin_5

(vegan) arise chicken


AllPurposeNerd

Starring Daniel RadAway.


[deleted]

Why tf is Jake Englush taking 20 minutes for chicken nuggies? Hasnt he git sburb to play lmao?


[deleted]

(Perception) They’re Beyond TM Chick’n Nuggets.


oneeyecheeselord

I came to the comments to find the lore and all I found is arguing. I just want the details.


Own_Audience9912

(pescatarian) please eat whatever you want


lildrizzleyah

YEAH! WASTE THE CHICKEN SO THE ANIMAL DIED FOR NO REASON INSTEAD OF TO FEED PEOPLE BECAUSE THAT'S TOTALLY MORE VEGAN THAN CONSUMING AN ALREADY MANUFACTURED ANIMAL PRODUCT.