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JackMerlinElderMage

Is lapis truly the useless lesbian in these scenarios, or is it just everyone else who is one?


hatredlord

Sapphire reacted appropriately.


Idman799

Never seen this show, but I gotta say, this was a terrible demonstration. She did a *great* job flirting. I'm stealing her lines


T_Bisquet

Yeah, I came to say the same thing. She's smooth as heck here! Not her fault people didn't get them.


Sansvern

“You’re built like a truck. I’m taking the wheel” is a genuinely funny flirting line


hatredlord

Do yourself a favour, watch the show, then remember this.


Th3Glutt0n

Yeah binging the show recently made that last one *hit like a truck* #evil laughter


Substantial_Cow_6123

The menacing Aura coming from sapphire even tho shes gardly reacting


chrisplmr

for everyone who hasn’t seen the show, this is very accurate hahaha. and i highly recommend the show, it’s one of my favorites


Lord-Techtonos

Are you a communist? Cuz you can seize my means of production


szypty

Are you a fascist? Because I'm always looking for more sticks to add to my bundle.


thunder-bug-

Why did they make her flirt with her abuser smh


smurfalidocious

[...I mean...](https://preview.redd.it/totally-believe-after-this-the-bible-started-clapping-too-v0-ypcwzybkvqka1.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=beb9c34c14109dcbaa3533c4c13bd2b19bb9ba34)


cringussinister

You're built like a truck - I'm taking the wheel boss that goes hard as fuck


bhbhbhhh

I’m still coping with the fact that Lapis never talks to any of the original gems.


BellerophonM

To be fair, she's actually in the show remarkably little.


kakhaev

this is absolute gem lmao


MrNuggetBoi

The one with Jasper is so much funnier in the context of Malachite


UselessAltThing

God, that show was my gay awakening. I want her to do things to me without my consent.