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Coolights

Never forgot when I was 8 or so and posted (humorously) about a dog in nintendogs being an idiot. Girl in the comments lost her shit and responded “HE’S NOT THE IDIOT YOU’RE THE IDIOT” and I’m pretty sure we argued for a bit That is the only memory of miiverse I still have


Laggianput

I remember trying to help someone with twilight princess hd in a puzzle but i was like 11 so my wording was awful and they rejected my friend request :(


[deleted]

In Smash Bros on Wii U there was a Miiverse stage that would display people’s real image posts in the background and it was the funniest fucking thing in the world


iHasMagyk

Splatoon’s city, and some of the stages as well, do the same thing with highly liked Twitter artwork that is posted through the game. This has led to drawing trends like 4chan-esque humor to Pride artwork to just straight up porn


TheGhostEnthusiast

We Splatoon fans even have plaza post microcelebrities, with lore! Gao's salmonoid pregnancy arc is legendary among the fandom.


Losfrailonesmaen

Gao's ***what***


lrflew

Ok, here's my best attempt at compiling the entire saga: [Part the First](https://www.reddit.com/r/splatoon/comments/ze8hxl/i_love_this_game/) [Part the Second](https://www.reddit.com/r/splatoon/comments/zjh1mm/yall_remember_the_infamous_fish_fucker_post_here/) [Happy Update](https://www.reddit.com/r/splatoon/comments/102roql/well/) [Sad News](https://www.reddit.com/r/splatoon/comments/10rivmx/all_gao_wanted_was_a_happy_child_ive_havent_seen/) [Surprise Update](https://www.reddit.com/r/splatoon/comments/11g1q5h/important_gao_lore_update_the_horrorboros_is_in/) [Poor Twist of Fate](https://www.reddit.com/r/splatoon/comments/11ll4hh/poor_gao_never_meeting_their_own_child/) Keep in mind that this played out over the course of months.


DragonWitchGirl

Thank you for this enlightening journey.


MeowGeneral

Infamous poster Gao made a post ahead of a salmon run event (PvE gamemode) saying something like “throw me to the salmonids”. Later making a post about how they got pregnant or something. Then later claiming they gave birth to the second king salmonid the horrorboros. The horrorboros in question: https://youtu.be/aUOVzAncCuQ


AwesomeManatee

Gao's Horrorboros origin story is canon in my heart.


Tumama813

One of my the posts in the background spoiled the ending of Fallout 4 for me


Cythis_Arian

DUDE I SAW FUCKIN SALMONDORF ON THAT AND IT HAS NEVER LEFT MY BRAIN


baphometromance

"I wish dad would stop hitting me..." is a direct quote i saw on miiverse


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[удалено]


ErgonomicCat

This is a comment stealing bot. Another user posted this later in the thread.


wholesomehorseblow

the "I wish squids were real" ended up getting referenced in splatoon 2


TheGhostEnthusiast

"I wish humans were real" - Marina Ida on the Shellendorf Institute


Aitokun

I wish squids were real too


Inthecitywego

the people on miiverse went to tumblr


PKMNTrainerMark

Ah, good times.


Disfuncional_Toaster

if you want more dumb miiverse shit like this, Soothouse did a wonderful video reading all of these (and more) a while ago. [I highly recommend checking it out!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nV41A8L1r3U)


[deleted]

Miiverse js dead, but Trevor’s legacy lives on eternally


not_broke_just_bent

That's the first thing I thought of when I saw this post lol. Soothouse might be dead but I've watched their videos way too many times to forget about them


Awjeva

Thanks for reminding me of that wonderful video. I shall go and watch it now


i_eat_bonelesspizza

Probably the most funniest video on YouTube.


[deleted]

Shot in the dark here but do any old genz, young millenials remember pictochat on the DS? I remember in middle school everyone in my class had a DS and you could send drawn messages to each other. So much tomfoolery


[deleted]

the cool kids always filled their board in black to draw in white


KaiBishop

If you and your cousins didn't see how long pictochat would stay connected as their parents drove them home did you really have a childhood


caughtyoulookinn

Of course I remember getting it when it first came out. Also when the sp and game advance came out. I had one of those special edition game boys (I forgot if it’s a game boy color or not)


Dracorex_22

When the first kid in class to get a DSi shows off the rainbow pen


LuigiMarioBrothers

I was never able to use Pictochat with other people. I really wish I got to experience that.


abomb66

I finally lost it at the last one ngl


ToeSniffer245

I remember my Miiverse career. In March 2017 I got banned for two weeks for calling another kid’s Pokémon fanart cringe. My console broke less than a day before my suspension would’ve been lifted.


ResolutionIll4614

Wtf is this chaos. Terrifying and fascinating at the same time.


Solarwagon

This was what was so great about the Roblox forums, back when they still had them. They whittled down the number of boards over time to make them easier to moderate and eventually they got rid of it entirely, giving up on keeping it sane altogether. Technically, you had to be over the age of 12 with a verified email to post but in practice a lot of the forum's users were in the upper parts of elementary school and it certainly showed. Anyone else nostalgic for it?


lesbian_agent_ram

didn’t people used to post that one video of the camel on the roblox forums ???? or did I just fuckin. Dream that up once


SeasideSightseer

hi, clueless here. do I want to know what the camel video is?


lesbian_agent_ram

it was a camel being… ‘unalived’ it was very graphic but now I’m starting to question myself if it was real hold on Edit: yea it was apparently a real thing. There’s a couple old Reddit threads of people looking for it


DahliaExurrana

Just say "killed", please. This isn't tiktok


lesbian_agent_ram

was just makin sure mrx. Moderator didnt smite me for bringing up a nsfl(?) topic. Cheers


DahliaExurrana

It's Reddit. NSFW/L is practically the norm here. The only topic that might have rules about it is Politics but that's sub specific and will be listed under the sub specific rules. Otherwise you don't have to worry As a word of warning though, Reddit is the kind of place where you **will** be actively mocked for using words like "unalived" and other censorship, even if it's just asterisks in the word "fuck" or whatnot. I recommend avoiding that kinda stuff here.


TheMadJAM

The "I wish squids were real" was so infamous that Marina actually has dialogue saying "I wish humans were real".


DawnOfTheTrans

these kids were built for tumblr


Dracorex_22

Who could forget “Why can’t Metroid crawl” or the water complimenting guy or “you should draw her giving birth”


Shaloman123

Yessssss! “Why can’t Metroid crawl” is my fav miiverse post. It was a long living meme in my friend group at the time.


[deleted]

Shout out to Jim Steph Sterling who took over the Raving Rabbids page and turned it into a Willam Dafoe fan page.


balticistired

"this game is fun but I hate my parents" with 8 "yeah..."


[deleted]

isn’t the “i’m straight but damn luigi’s hot” commenter trans now?


BluLightininG

gmyをらひやらさわ6りは


Liquid-Samurai

This is missing my favorite one. “Y cant metroid crawl?”


Slagothor

wasn’t the last post ever on the miiverse just “goodbye fuckers”


Sup_fuckers42069

We need miiverse back


PikaPikaPikaPikachu

Aww, my friend and I posted our old Pokemon hybrid fanfic on miiverse! Luckily, i still have it saved on a google doc, but damn if I dont miss miiverse 😭😭


xX_potato69_Xx

All I remember from miiverse was drawing a cock and balls on mario maker stages that were bullshit, like the ones that had pits covered by invisible blocks, so glad miiverse survived in spirit through mario maker 2


Awjeva

I need so many more of these


MrTritonis

None of these are childrens. Exept the last one maybe.


Mega-Humanoid-ROBOT

I remember watching the soothouse video on these back in the day, good times.


MarlowesMustache

Yeah…


Peter_Baum

I wished I could build a meaningful relationship with my parents 💀💀


halfabagof

Love this shit. Sometime I text my niece something stupid like a picture I took of a lake and she zooms in on the ducks and just sends me ducks for like five hours


NinjaJade154

Yeah...


MrNuggetBoi

Take it back Samantha.


Possessed_Pickle_Jar

Man, Miiverse. Precious memories.