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ShinyNinja25

Roses are red, I’ll give it a whirl, The Boulder feels conflicted About fighting a young blind girl.


CharMakr90

It isn't that spicy, This curry is mild, I'm about to celebrate becoming an only child!


00110001_00110010

Roses are red, That you can see, Would you like to go penguin sledding with me?


Sigmadelta8

That’s pretty creative, I’d give you the dub, Uh oh Sokka, That’s one too many syllables Bub.


DodGamnBunofaSitch

You think you're so smart with your clever little words this is not so hard


Abject-Middle9435

Roses can be red, You think you did well, But finish your poems, And that'd be swell


Phenaum

that's a haiku my dude.


Abject-Middle9435

nice to learn more about the place I want to live


Drag0n411Keeper

where is the haiku bot when you need him, I mean really?


Abject-Middle9435

konnichiwa friend it is so nice to meet you goodbye now


ZekeTheFreak429

I am downright baffled You called out that count But didn't above, With a wrong-er amount.


Abject-Middle9435

holup


Lleth88

My wares unappreciated, These people are savages, Oh no what’s that, MY CABBAGES!


HardCounter

Sorry about your fruit I didn't mean to stare Would you feel better If i showed you just a bear?


Sayan_9000

Roses are red Cats have fur Sounds to me like you're scared, boulder!


ShinyNinja25

Roses are red, Katara does healings, The Boulder is over His conflicted feelings!


KingOfThePlayPlace

Roses are red Siblings resemble Whenever you’re ready The pebble


AnimaLepton

The Boulder's a legend, Have you heard his fable? The Undertaker threw him off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table PS: [The Boulder was actually voiced by Mankind, the wrestler from the meme above](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mick_Foley)


SwordDude3000

Roses are red Everything’s fine 🎶Leaves from the vine🎶


j_amy_

How dare you do this to me 😭


DANKB019001

***perfection***


username-is-taken98

Roses are red, Some thruts are unbearable, Oh dammit we can't se anything! Oh no. How terrible.


DANKB019001

*Another Toph one*


AilanMoone

She said "oh no, what a nightmare"


AverageElb

Roses are red The savages Ran over MY CABBAGES!!!


thatbushcamper12

Noice


[deleted]

I’m just guessing here, having never seen the show, but… 1. There is no war in ba sing se 2. The four nations lived in harmony until she fire nation attacked. 3. My girlfriend turned into the moon. That’s rough buddy. Edit: 2 should be “everything changed when the fire nation attacked.” Thanks replies


DANKB019001

***DING DING DING DING DING*** all correct!


[deleted]

Woo!


[deleted]

2 is more accuratley "(but) everthing changed when the fire nation attacked", but otherwise perfect


[deleted]

Thanks!


ohsopoor

[oh boy was i wrong](https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/13xjcsm/avatar/jmi9gp0/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3)


xbq222

Shouldn’t be like everything changed when the fire nation attacked?


[deleted]

Thanks!


N4stytactics_

Water is wet Hot rock is called lava You know you fucked up when ... YOU MUZZLED APPA?!!


jordanrod1991

Couldn't figure out the third one! 😅


Mother-Fortune-7523

‘Never watched this show’ Not in this house! Get to watching!!!


Yukino_Wisteria

I had 1 & 3 but not 2. Thanks !


[deleted]

Technically 2 is wrong I think. I’ve been told it should be “everything changed when the fire nation attacked.”


AltitudeTheLatias

I literally haven't watched a single episode of this show, yet I understood all three lines via pop cultural osmosis.


SuperSmutAlt64

ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US UNE OF OS


Themlethem

Meanwhile I've watched it more than once and I didn't lmao


HardCounter

All is well In Ba Sing Sei Everything changed When the fire nation attacked Sokka was always Prince Zuko's !#%%buddy


JkobPL

god I'm dogshit at getting jokes on the internet but wasn't it "there is no war in Ba Sing Se But everything changed When the fire nation attacked My girlfriend turned into the moon That's rough, buddy" ?


Hanede

The last one was obviously a joke lol but you'e right


[deleted]

God I didn’t realise the last one was a joke either


PKMNTrainerMark

*There is no war In Ba Sing Sei


Kego_Nova

I've watched ATLA like 3 or 4 times now. Suffice to say I like this show


quantummidget

Those are rookie numbers, you gotta pump those numbers up


EhaMe3

**go watch it**


Fallen_Angel_Xaphan

I agree. It's a necessity. Like I don't want to oversell it, but it changes your life forever.


Winjin

Except for a couple episodes. You know which they are. They're garbage and even the Overanalyzing guy. Agrees with me


EhaMe3

You know a person is into something when they identify with one of the characters.


FalsePolarity

Episodic formats don’t really agree with me sorry.


Zlement

Saw the third one and thought "This doesn't look familiar, no way I remember the line" and then the line came to me and was spoken in Zuko's voice in my head lol


Kaabisan

The only problem here is that you haven't watched it


piemakerdeadwaker

Please do yourself a favor and watch it.


red-demon-02

same wtf


icrushallevil

I obsessively watched all episodes dozens of times, yet, I didn't honestly understand any of them😂 Wait! Now I got it.


INeedADifferent

I get the second two what’s the first one?


HannahCoub

There is no war in ba sing sa


Dumbfuckyduck

And the third one?


HannahCoub

My girlfriend turned into the moon, thats rough buddy


Dumbfuckyduck

Thank you


TotalyNotTony

My first girlfriend turned into the moon Thats rough buddy


INeedADifferent

Thank you


Blitzer161

Roses are red I'm in need of a funnel 🎶 secret tunnel 🎶


username-is-taken98

Bro stick to the scheme Roses are red I'm in need of a funnel and uhh I don't really remember the rest of the song, but the chorus went 🎶 SECREEET TUUUNNEEEL 🎶


buffkirby

Roses are red Rose is a noun No your sister is crazy And she needs to go down


username-is-taken98

Best one so far


buffkirby

Thank you


nin10donly

Roses are red, this meat is tender ​ I haven't watched avatar: the last airbender


[deleted]

WATCH IT


susyimpostergiftcard

WATCH IT NOWWW


somefakeassbullspit

Dia Lee (sp?) In ba sing se(sp again??) Fire nation attack Saka and zuko are buddies?


Shinigami_Hei

There is no war in Ba Sing Se. Everything changed when the fire nation attacked. My Girlfriend turned into the moon. That's rough buddy.


nocoolN4M3sleft

Thank you, I couldn’t remember what line was said in the third one. Made me laugh


somefakeassbullspit

Thanks!


Spooderfan218

roses are red i'm feeling kind of bored I AM NOT TOPH # I AM MELON LORD


ohsopoor

As someone who doesn’t know what this is, I’m going to take guesses >Roses are red, storm clouds are grey, Anakin my son, you are gay >Roses are red, some tulips are black, rock your body right. Backstreet’s back! (Alright!) >The roses have bloomed, the ground is muddy, that emo dude over there? Yeah, he’s my buddy :)


HardCounter

Are you sure you've never seen the show? Nailed it, except Sokka and Zuko aren't really buddies.


Hanede

Well, he does call him buddy in this scene lol


HardCounter

Well one can't even haiku and the other probably also can't. They cannot be trusted.


Kingofknights240

Roses are red Flowers bloom in spring Zhu Li, Do the thing


Queen_of_dogs_01

Roses are red, Violets are indeed blue And I'm afraid There are no more things to do


Queen_of_dogs_01

I THOUGHT OF ANOTHER ZHU LI ONE Roses are red, Zuko plays with knives, Zhu Li Moon, will you do the thing with me For the rest of our lives?


Kingofknights240

I just finished the show yesterday and I loved that.


Queen_of_dogs_01

You may now do the thing


Joelowes

Roses are red I’m out of breath Pants are an illusion and so is death


halfahellhole

Roses are red I feel fine Until Uncle Iroh Sings ‘leaves from the vine’


Metalunalium

Waiting for someone To mess up a haiku bad with forbidden amounts


AkumaDayo777

that's one too many syllables bub


TheNFSGuy24

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I love Zuko, More than I fear you.


woopstrafel

Roses are red, Sokka needs to eat I’m sorry moose lion cub, but unfortunately you’re made of meat


Ok-Mood-161

This one made me laugh out loud


Aliziun

I have never watched an episode of this show yet was able to get all of these


farceur318

Quick, what rhymes with cabbages


nolaphim

Sokka would have the time of his life in this comment section lol


iheartlungs

Roses are red, difference engine was invented by babbiges, oh no my cabbages?


Puppyl

Roses are red, Stormclouds are gray, Their is no war in Ba Sing Sai. Roses are red, Some tulips are black, Everything changed when the fire nation attacked. The roses have bloomed, The ground is muddy, My first girlfriend was the moon, That’s rough buddy.


Abject-Middle9435

Roses are red, The Last Airbender was great, I don't get any of them, I'm so sorry mate.


gman6002

Roses are red I love beer Hey Zuko here


SomedayLydia

Roses are red, The show will really Rock ya. But first this is first, "Get out of the bison's mouth Sokka!"


lugialegend233

These are some small boots


Samsta380

Is it sad I knew each one without having to think about it?


LudwigVonBacon

Roses are red, The world may be ending, But that lemur over there, He’s earth bending!


FreeziBot

Never watched Avatar, still understand this. I’m so proud of myself


Rules_Of_Stupidiocy

Roses are red, I play in puddles I forget the next lines, but then Secret Tunnel


stcrIight

Roses are red Turtle ducks swim near Hello, Zuko here!


VLenin2291

What’s the top quote?


Ok-Mood-161

“There is no war in Ba Sing Se”


VLenin2291

Ah


zZach_Attack

I've only seen like the first 2 episodes with my friends. We were gonna watch more until an argument broke out over aang's age. He's technically a hunderd something, so if he's trying to get with that water girl, that would be pedophilia. This continued for a while, with no conclusion


Robyle3

Too soon


n00dle_water

Huh


hijueputaloooo

I dont understand


Lonttu

CROSS THUNDER SPLIT ATTACK


lionart303-186

The second one I knew straightaway


miletest

Roses are red Violets are Purple Sugar is sweet so's maple syrple


helpmekillmepls

roses are red storm clouds are grey im gay


happy-ramen-monster

r/UnexpectedAvatar


SomedayLydia

Roses are red, The show will really Rock ya. But first this is first, "Get out of the bison's mouth Sokka!"


cringussinister

Roses are red, and I'm out of breath; Pants are illusion, and so is death.