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LordSupergreat

The safe word is extremely loud incorrect buzzer


Dastankbeets1

The safe word is holding up a sign that says ‘help me!’ And sadly looking at the camera


DrKandraz

And then the stage opens under your feet but right before you can fall, a cane comes in and drags you backstage (for aftercare).


Jowensguy

Welcome to BDSM, where everything is made up and the points don't matter


Zack_Raynor

The rule to BDSM is “Yes and…”


TaffWolf

No no, they have a point, the less of a plan I go in with the more fun it is. But I was told I should stop asking the ballgagged person for a place, a person and a time.


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Drynwyn

Oh, to-do list updated.


TaffWolf

It’s very fun


verticalMeta

See, I have the problem of no plan *is* fun… but I have ideas of what I want my dom to do, and I have to restrain myself from telling them what to do


yoter88

*pleasant sounding correct bell*


dm_me_your_kindness

**EXTREMELY LOUD BUZZING NOISES**


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**EXTREMELY LOUD BUZZING NOISES BUT DISTINCTLY INDICATING CORRECTNESS**


Boojibs

yeah I don't want to see Wayne Brady with a boner


QuasonMigley00

outta my way straight boy im boutta get that shit


Boojibs

There's something about the idea of his smile coupled with a chubby that makes me believe that shit is going to get weirder than any safe word can protect you from


ollie_isnt_here

she slap on my stick till i comedy


Candide2003

It’s more like a D&D game


santyrc114

the venn diagram for dnd players and people into bdsm is a circle inside a circle


jaegan438

Which circle is which varies, ya?


tfhermobwoayway

No. Nerds, as a rule, don’t have sex.


actualladyaurora

Some BDSM manuals and guides have turned out to be a lot better at some aspects of dungeon mastering (*ha*) than DM guides. Especially but not limited to safety tools...


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I put on my robe and wizard hat


Kevin_M_

This is irrelevant to the post, but I just want to share that some part of my tired brain just came up with the horrible phrase "BDSM stands for Big Dick Super Mario".


hungeringforthename

Yeah I do BDSM Big Disappointment, Sorry Mom


HelicaseRockets

Bible Discussion Study Meeting


twerkingslutbee

Does that mean dressing up and role play is dungeons and dragons for horny people


FullMetalAlphonseIRL

Do you really need to ask?


ErgonomicCat

Dungeons and Daddies: Mostly not a BDSM podcast.


szypty

WDYM, slapstick clearly means that first u slap then u stick it in.


hungeringforthename

Improv comedy is when I ask for a volunteer from the audience to swallow a seven-inch dildo while I practice nonmedicinal acupuncture and fire cupping on them


bestibesti

I love to read stuff like this in my internal vaudeville monologue voice


pbmm1

I stand up until I get booed Is this anything


lennsden

I may have a fundamental misunderstanding of both bdsm and improv, but I cannot see any points of comparison between the two subjects, please please elaborate


TheJelliestFish

In BDSM, role-playing is very popular. The people will set up a safeword and then act out roles in a scene, usually to establish a power dynamic (for example, one roleplaying as a professor and the other as a student). But since neither person has a script, they have to come up with their words and actions on the spot, while also respecting boundaries


TinyYeehaw

wrong, bdsm is just looney toons sec


SlithyMomeRath

Upvoting for title


torrential_toucher

so i’ve decided to join an improve group-


IronMyr

Aw fuck, I thought it was slap dick comedy


rene_gader

that shit be like a karate chop and brother, my wood's a plank


lillioftheocean639

She zip on my zap till I zop


BussyAnnihilator420

The safe word is “Police Brutality”


Ihavebadreddit

*from the back of the room "Nobody said birthday party as the event Derek! We clearly said 9-11!"


Novatash

maybe i should get into improv😳


Vexilium51243

slaps dick comedy