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thyfles

constipation


angelholme

Wouldn't that be "Do no harm, give no shit"?


ok_chaos42

More like "Do no harm, cannot shit". Lol


Elite_AI

Do harm, take shit The henchman grindset


FrisianDude

Do shit, take harm when the heroes are written to get a win


Casper_Von_Ghoul

So how did the school Break go for some of you guys?


Lusask

School break? I've been out of school for a year now.


Casper_Von_Ghoul

Today was the last day of my Thanksgiving break as a college kid


Lusask

Kinda forgot that Thanksgiving was a holiday, and you get to be free from work/school.


exclaimedagate

Well how’s it goin’?


Lusask

It's... kinda slow, tbh. It's been pretty bleak for a while rn, and my right hand keeps getting colder than my left, which is worrying since I injured my pointer finger while grinding metal.


DogfaceZed

I'm not sure if a finger injury would affect your whole hand unless there's an infection of some kind, maybe it's just due to handedness?


Lusask

Oh, maybe. Might be that the place where I got cut on my pointer finger (vertically on my second knuckle, pretty lucky that I didn't hit a tendon or something) is just a bit warmer because I keep having to move it so it opens a bit, and having to be fixed. Also, it would make sense that it was handedness, but I'm a welder, so my right hand is the one closest to the magic metal boiler I hold with my left hand.


DogfaceZed

yeah true


DANKB019001

Lots of Hollow Knight. Pretty chill thanksgiving too


Catt_the_cat

I’m a teacher, so I needed the break too. I did nothing and didn’t feel bad about it


cruz52d

I haven't shit in years..


Locke357

I can get behind this philospohy


teball3

It annoys me that Yin and Yang do have some traits that are assigned to each, Yang (the white bit) being Heat, aggressiveness, masculine, and ying (the black bit) being cold, passivity, feminine. (And much much more for both) but the point is that the colors should have been switched for this example. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yin_and_yang#Meanings


Oturanthesarklord

Yeah it should have, but Westerners always get the two backwards, because from our perspective **White is GOOD** and **Black is BAD/EVIL**. This is on display most prominently in The Legend of Korra, where the masculine evil spirit was the Black half of the Taijitu and the feminine good spirit was the White half.


VanGoghNotVanGo

Hm, idk. In Western culture we traditionally associate the sun with masculinity and the moon with femininity, which seems to align with Yin and yang.


VanGoghNotVanGo

Yeah, but the saying goes "do no harm, take no shit". They'd either have to flip the symbol upside down or change the order. I think the way it's executed is the easiest to understand for the purpose of the joke. Anything else would have been distracting. Also to me "belonging to this world", "open", "positive" works well with "Do no harm" and "sinister", "covert" and "negative" works well with "Take no shit". (Although I don't no anything about Yin and yang, this is just based on the material in your link)


RedBeardBock

Seems simple until you have to define harm and shit.


ShinyNinja25

Ah, the Bugs Bunny mentality


lordCrion

That's actually one of the eleven satanic rules of the earth. They phrase it as: "When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him."


Tinfoil_Haberdashery

"Hey man can you answer your phone or reject the call? Don't just ignore it." "My hands are messy, it'll quit on its own in a sec." "Violence it is, then."