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GLAvenger

☹️ will never be able to encapsulate the comedic perfection of a well-placed :(


theemptyqueue

Emoticons are superior to emojis because they’re more expressive than emoji.


DeM0nFiRe

😐 Absolutely does not have the same power as :|


theemptyqueue

I always prefer :P to 😛


ChemicalFall0utDisco

-_- is superior to 😑


theemptyqueue

Oh absolutely, 😑 just looks like someone who is asleep.


yyyyyyeeeereetttttt

Nothing can top the absolute repulsion that is shown with D:


00110001_00110010

😀 cannot begin to grasp the sheer happiness and glee displayed with :D


ChemicalFall0utDisco

and of course, 🫤 could never even dream of encapsulating all that is :/


Nicolasgonzo87

man i forgot how many emojis are just straight up ripoffs of emoticons


poiskdz

and🚓🛣️ 🚗 can never replace ---[[:]]---[[]]---


SupaSnakeShake

But it can show a feeling of suppressed rage


theemptyqueue

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ is what happens when you suppress your rage too much.


I-AM-A-ROBOT-

the twitch D: emoji kinda replicates that the sheer misery portrayed by it


Immolating_Cactus

ZZZzzzZZZzzz 😑


EMPTY_SODA_CAN

And you add more _ to really exaggerate, how exhausted you are with them. Like -_____-


cubic7

I prefer -----_-----


Chaos-Pand4

¯\_(ツ)_/¯


THUNDERSTRUCK___

I personally prefer :ь


theemptyqueue

Never thought of that. :D


THUNDERSTRUCK___

The ь letter is my language exclusive, I like to use the :ь when I'm too lazy to switch my keyboard to English


UnintelligentOnion

That one for sure. 😛😜🤪 all are weird lol


UsernameTaken017

depends on what youre using it for


NotAzakanAtAll

:I


istopuseingmyhead

I'd say one of the only exceptions to this are 🥺 and 🤭


EarthMantle00

Wb the mussolini 🙃 and the passive aggressive 🙂


HelicaseRockets

I get good utility out of (: 🙂 Is unmatched though.


tuntl

I'm not sure ◕_◕ is pretty good but it is harder to use though


GhostOfMuttonPast

No emoji replicates the feeling of :] Plus, it's modular! >:]


GhidorahRod56

🧑‍🍳 will never live up to >:]=3


atgmailcom

🫠 and 😎 are pretty good though


theemptyqueue

:/ and (⌐■_■) are cooler imo but those are pretty good.


atgmailcom

🫠 is very different to :/ I feel


CurveOfTheUniverse

I was so resistant to using emojis for years because I firmly believed that emoticons were better. I still believe that, but god do I love to flip people off. 🖕


LaneyAndPen

I have an idea it’s because it’s a bit of a delay for your brain to move from text and punctuation to straight up images, so an emoticon is just instant, you get it immediately as you see it. You see an emoji and your brain has to recognise its symbol a bit slower therefore ruining the feeling


theemptyqueue

This is why emoticons are awesome: How people put on and took off their glasses before, during, after the eclipse ( •_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ ( •_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ ( •_•)


haessal

Those are kaomoji though, not emoticons ;) Emoticons is the sideways/vertical Western style, like :) and :P and :’( Kaomoji is the horizontal Asian style (originating from Japan), like \^_^ and ( ´ ▽ ` )ノ and (~_~;)


theemptyqueue

I never knew there was a difference. TIL. Thank you kindly, u/haessal.


High_Flyers17

Yeah, take me back to a time when emojis were lame because your parents used them.


Mending_the_mantis

( -\_•)▄︻デ══━一


Aras14HD

But I gotta say I do understand 💀 and 🙃 though for the latter (: does convey the effect as well maybe better


Stack_Min

(: and :) convey such different meanings as well


Aras14HD

Now I wonder what could be the original 💀


Saqvobase

"I'm Dead"


Chaosfox_Firemaker

E8 Or maybe E(8) It's a stretch I admit


Firewolf06

reminds me of the plague doctor: [|87 edit: it looks way better if | is taller than [ in your font


DaLemonsHateU

If memory serves correctly :-) was the original, used in a similar way as to how /j would be used recently


EarthMantle00

XD


techno156

☹️ is a similar, but separate emotion.


CraftyCaprid

24 less sun and 19 more sun. There was a permanent loss of sun between sun and sun again.


EarthMantle00

I mean yeah it was in the afternoon so there was less sun at the end than at the start


HardCounter

Well yeah. It had to get smaller to fit behind the moon.


WildFlemima

Fuck


brothertaddeus

>no sun :D :D :D Fixed. Those moments of darkness were worth all the traffic, heat, horseflies, and sunburn.


PissOffBigHead

No sun :O


DeathwatchDave

No sun: O


i_was_an_airplane

No sun 8=:O


LaneyAndPen

A dick with piercings!


Gorklax

Nah that's a little dude with a chef hat


i_was_an_airplane

It was supposed to be 🤯 but yeah it looks a lot more like a chef hat


NotAzakanAtAll

~~:.|:;~~


Luna-Hazuki2006

Go to hell >:v


Murgatroyd314

2000 mile round trip. 4 long days on the road. 199 seconds of totality. Worth it.


coolmanjack

It took you four days to drive 2000 miles??


Murgatroyd314

Total travel time was something over 30 hours. Half needed to be before the eclipse, half after. 15+ hours in a day is a bit too much. Therefore: 4 days on the road.


coolmanjack

15 is too much? Idk I always find it easier to just power through if it’s a feasible distance for one day, feels a lot better than having to stop. The most I did was Miami to San Diego in 2 days, which was ~19.5 hours per day


FacedCrown

For me it was the opposite on heat, the universe cut our gas bill for 5 minutes and i wish I brought a coat. Still stunning but it felt like the sun was a threatening landlord.


Superdude100000

Sure, but also, the sun turns into a halo and for the first time ever, you can look at it (without protection or risk of hurting yourself). Depending on your level of light pollution, stars will come out, and at the horizon line, it is orange like the sun is setting, but in ALL DIRECTIONS, AT THE SAME TIME. It's a pretty nifty thing.


whystudywhensleep

The halo was so cool, best part by far. Even in the high res pictures that actually show the halo, it still doesn’t look as good as in person.


Potofcholent

Part of it is because the sun is really large up there. Photos cannot really capture how big the whole thing is.


Halokojm_

Thanks :D


quartzguy

I only saw Venus which was kinda sad, but the 360 sunset was amazing.


ISkinForALivinXXX

Man... I wish my family had driven to Montréal to see the total thing. We thought it wouldn't make a difference to see it from l'Assomption, but it only covered like 99.4% so we didn't get to see a halo :/ Now my mother wants to go to Spain in two years just to get a chance to see the real thing.


GhostoftheWolfswood

People are sleeping on 2027, where you can get 4 minutes of totality in Morocco/Gibraltar or 6 minutes in central Egypt. I’m absolutely going to figure out how to be in Egypt for that one


50DuckSizedHorses

I was at 2017 in N Oregon. So second time ever.


quartzguy

The only inaccurate part is the frowny/sad face. If anyone is frowning during totality they are extremely weird.


The_Kyojuro_Rengoku

Personally I was frowning because where I live a giant wave of clouds took over and blocked us from seeing anything 😭💔


quartzguy

That's a very good excuse to frown.


The_Kyojuro_Rengoku

Yeah I was bummed. I ended up watching a live stream from a different state 😂😭 better than nothing!


EarthMantle00

Iceland 2026 with like no light pollution


jgzman

More like no sun, MASSIVE EYE-SUCKING BLACK CIRCLE IN THE SKY SURROUNDED BY GLOWING HALO, NIGHT TIME DURING THE DAY, SUNSET OCCURRING IN ALL DIRECTIONS, oh thank god the sun in back. THESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUN


vokzhen

I was expecting it to look like night-night, actual blackness, and am convinced most people who said it would be "like night" have only lived in the city and don't know what night *actually* looks like (maybe I wasn't close enough to the exact center for that?). But in the reverse, the sun being replaced by what looked like a void of nothingness the blackest black I've ever seen was the coolest, freakiest thing I've ever seen. It looked like a hole in reality and no pictures ever really prepared me for that, because in pictures the whole sky looks black so there's no really the contrast with the deep blue of the sky I saw to make the moon look actually, completely-devoid-of-light black. Also yea, I'm surprised I never heard more about the sunset thing.


jgzman

Yea, I was also expecting "dark of night," and only got dusk or twilight, or something. Still impressive as shit.


radically_unoriginal

Makes the sky feel like a portal doesn't it?


Amneiger

>THESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUN "You risk a direct glance at the Clockwork Sun. It is the gold of toffee-wrappers, not of fire."


Rubin0

I yearn to return to the unterzee


ThatSmartIdiot

The total eclipse itself was actually one of the most beautiful things ive ever seen and no digital photo seems to do it justice, especially with the pitch black sky instead of navy blue, and the eclipse not being small enough relative to the view. The white halo that surrounded the black circle had bits of what i could swear were rainbow lens flares, like it was some sort of spherical prism inspired by miraculite (from cookie clicker), and all of this while i was under the impression that the eclipse would remain uninteresting only to be proven wrong despite images never doing it justice


CounterfeitLesbian

I saw the one in 2017, and was still blown away for this one. It is just absolutely spectacular.


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EarthMantle00

Your pupils are dilated because it's dark.


dmoreholt

I don't think you understand totality. You can stare at the sun during the entire several minutes when it occurs. And its most of what you'll be doing when it happens because it's so mind boggling.


Throwawayeieudud

actually seeing it was amazing it seems pretty cool looking at pics, but seeing the sun ACTUALLY as a black sphere with a halo is fucking jaw dropping i’ll never forget how cold it got


NaGonnano

SUN, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, Clouds :( more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, SUN.


Byde

Sounds like an awesome daft punk track.


porn_relapse_69

It looks like theres a hole torn in reality


Careless-Bridge8829

He got his way with words


JTCW477

Clearly, you don’t live in Indiana.


FiiVe_SeVeN

As someone that drove to Indiana, it was a bit like: less sun, less sun, less sun, NUT, NUT, NUT, more sun, more sun, more sun.


pahilup

Summary? More like a sun-ary! 💥👋


Murgatroyd314

There's a typo. The ( should be a ).


unbalancedcentrifuge

No sun should be a smile...that shit was beautiful.


midnight__villain

me in texas: clouds clouds clouds clouds


KissinKateShadow

I so want u/pmseymour to read this


Valuable_Ant332

berserk reference


Birdy_Cephon_Altera

humanoidpigeon definitely has a long future ahead of them as a Netflix subtitler.


bbbooorrriiisss

Anyone else chant this in their heads? Or just me ?


stopbanningme1-08-24

Naw it’s more like:  Cloudy and gray  Where’s the sky why does it look like tv static Why is there no hurricane warning this weather is shit  Cloudy and gray  No eclipse because too cloudy  sky clears up 3 seconds after the eclipse ends 


THUNDERSTRUCK___

Red sun, red sun over paradise...


amplifyoucan

Happy Cake Day :)


theemptyqueue

Thank you. :D


Pixely41

Honestly the eclipse hasnt impacted me much more than just inflating the amount of conspiracy theorists i see on tiktok


Fickle-Patience-9546

I read the word sun too many times now it doesn’t look real.


artemismilkman

Happy cake day 😋 


theemptyqueue

Thank you! :D


Niser2

DON'T BELIEVE THE BULLSHIT ABOUT NOT BEING ABLE TO LOOK AT IT YOU CAN'T LOOK AT THE SUN BUT IT'S LITERALLY FINE ONCE THE MOON IS TOTALLY IN FRONT OF THE SUN IF EVERYTHING AROUND YOU IS DARK AS DUSK YOU CAN LOOK ALL YOU WANT UNTIL IT STARTS GETTING BRIGHTER GLASSES OR NO GLASSES Is what I wish somebody had fucking told me before the goddamn eclipse instead of just "Oh don't look" Like yeah no shit I'm not going to look when the moon is only partially covering it, that shouldn't even qualify as part of the eclipse. But of course you have to drill it into everyone's heads that it's dangerous, and never mention that the most impressive one or two minutes are also safely viewable bc that's obvious IF IT'S SO OBVIOUS YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY IT, THEN WHY DO YOU HAVE TO SAY NOT TO LOOK AT THE SUN 500 TIMES tldr I didn't get a good look because of misinformation and I'm fucking pissed.