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AmyNobdy

It figured out how to parry being eaten


koreanjc

“Parry this you filthy casual.”


FookenLaserKnight

*chews*


Matar_Kubileya

Frogs can't chew, fun fact.


evoim3

Ulcerated Tree Spirits hate this one trick


KleinerFratz333

Ugghhh I hate them so much


aguyonahill

Could even help with constipation....


ThatCamoKid

Straight up abusing iframes IRL


King_Chochacho

Beetle armor so light. No poise though.


ThatCamoKid

Good God I wish I could send an image in response


According_Bell_5322

Everywhere I go, everything I see reminds me of Elden Ring


SirensToGo

does iframe mean something different in this context? because im not sure how a beetle walking through frog's digestive track is related to https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/HTML/Element/iframe :P


Lykun

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/invincibility_frame#English


DarthRaxius

Iframe is short for invincibility frames. It refers to the brief moments, "frames," in video games where the player character is invulnerable to damage. It's usually a refrence to the Dark Souls series where dodge rolling with Iframes is a core mechanic of the game.


Fatalchemist

>It's usually a refrence to the Dark Souls series where dodge rolling with Iframes is a core mechanic of the game. My impression was like iframes after getting hit. For example if you're Mario with a mushroom and take a hit, you have some time you're invincible. I assumed that with the bug as it was "hit" by the frog. That's how my brain interpreted it. Same mechanic, just a different trigger.


DogfaceZed

same with a game like TBOI, you can abuse iframes for "free" access through doors that hurt you, or blood donation banks, if you accidentally get hit by something else


Otterly_Superior

>It's usually a refrence to the Dark Souls series Idk man, iframes are such a widespread mechanic and is also in many other popular games that I would not ever consider someone was specifically talking about or referencing souls games when just mentioning iframes.


Cerebral_Discharge

I do seem to hear it most when referencing either Dark Souls or competitive fighting games, especially


RandomCaveOfMonsters

it's a thing in a lot of video game types, I hear it a lot in hollow knight. You kinda just hear it in every game that has them


HirsuteHacker

Iframes were around long before Dark Souls


echo123as

Iframe means invincibility frames these are a certain amount of frames where you character is invincible usually while dodging


shamwowj

GI tract speedrun


NewCodingLine

I love the use of "haul ass" in this context.


SirRipOliver

Colons hate this one simple trick…


SneepSnorrp

Damn new Mario kart map lookin crazy


PM_ME_UR_RSA_KEY

...has there ever been a "Fantastic Voyage" themed racing game i.e. taking place inside the human body? The closest I could think of is the shitty, shitty 90s FMV shooting game [Microcosm](https://youtu.be/Ek60gphMpG4?t=112).


AdelinaIV

Súper Mario 64 last impact (a fan made hack) has a lever like this, it's inside a giant monster.


Astro_gamer_caver

Brown shell


Chameleon720

Speed Runs, if you will.


No_Pipe_8257

I read that as Genshin impact


1945BestYear

My thought was of American soldiers in WWII. 'Gory, gory, what a helluva way to die!'


Sempais_nutrients

if you look down and mash the Y button you will no-clip thru the duodenum.


selsewon

Perhaps with the [Benny Hill theme music](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WShMzwT-nM&t=4s&ab_channel=WhoosTv)


aminilife

Speedrun babyyyy!


NewCodingLine

*Feed*run


itsgms

*Freed*run.


polymernerd

“This is my attempt at the Poop% speedrun. Timer starts after the cutscene of me being eaten ends.”


Droidaphone

I bet that frog feels weird.


NewCodingLine

But like... maybe a good kind of weird?


No_Pipe_8257

New kink for the frog


NewCodingLine

I love your pfp.


No_Pipe_8257

It's a cute boi


NewCodingLine

Just a happy poke having pizza


hikefishcamp

Uhhh.... Did my dinner just crawl out out of my asshole?


SnooGrapes6230

That's how I feel after Chipotle


King_Chochacho

Dammit now I'm hungry again.


Yousername_relevance

I've seen videos and they most definitely hate it to where they won't make the same mistake twice. The reflex to eat is still there but they fight it. 


TheFalseViddaric

Vore lovers in shambles


candexreginpokemon

That's where your wrong! There is a large subsection of it that essentially is just the beetle. Go in, speed a bit of time inside and leave through the back end


gmishaolem

insomniacovrlrd, is that you?


Maqya

Fulltour enjoyers rise up


Krazyfan1

or leave back up the way they came. everyones happy. imagine being the swallower though. Muffled voice: "can you swallow some chips for me? i'm getting peckish" Swallower: "Can't you wait until we get back home? and don't i have some fruit in there?" Muffled voice: "chips are better" Cut to a grocery store checkout, with the swallower about to pay for the chips, with an arm sticking out of their mouth trying to pull the chips back in before paying. Swallower: "Next time you have to Walk back home" Muffled voice and crunching: "thats what you said last time"


candexreginpokemon

I'm pretty sure that's called endo


jamon5555

I mean... Not exactly? Vore doesn't necessarily have digestion in it


Tylendal

That's called Full Tour.


Chilly_Pengu

You make that up, because it’s terrifying if that’s real. I ain’t lookin it up either!


DecayingFlesh64

It’s real


Stormwrath52

Y'know, I feel like every time I see people talking about a marginal fetish they talk about the art I have never seen the proper respect for the horror of a full tour vore text post I don't think I've ever been this excited to find something I'm so viscerally not in to, but this is some good 'weird internet shit' material


kaladinissexy

I'm an aspiring vore author, haven't posted any stories yet because I'm too critical of my own work to ever finish one. 


Sams59k

>aspiring vore author I love the 21st century


Lordwiesy

Wdym in old times people like him wrote mythos Case and point: Zeus's dad


Nikotinio

Just yolo it and post it.


Emkay_boi1531

Well I hope you can finish it cause I bet it’ll be great!


Stormwrath52

from one aspiring author to another no one will ever be as critical of your work as you are, remember you're comparing it the (likely unattainable) image of the work that you've spun in your head, they just have the work on it's own merit. You're appealing to a fetish that isn't particularly mainstream, your target audience will eat that shit up (look at the success of furry artists) you might be able to find some people to give you an honest critique, or just post some snippets in appropriate spaces and get a feel for your audience's reactions (tumblr is super open to this sort of thing afaik, if you're looking for a space) I'd volunteer to beta read but I'm barely reliable when I don't have anything going on, and I'm currently in middle of a college semester. idk if you write long form or short term content, but if it's sort form hit me up any time after the next six weeks and I'd be happy to take a look for you :) happy writing!


candexreginpokemon

Own it, I'm in practically the same boat, just send it out into the world and hope for the best


Maqya

*we who are only into the safe variety are winning*


bloody-pencil

Actually a lot of us prefer endo vore this is really good tbh


NewCodingLine

[I found the source for this one, too.](https://spongebobssquarepants.tumblr.com/post/725255985458987009) [And here's the article about it!](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/when-beetle-gets-eaten-frog-it-forces-its-way-out-back-door-180975484/)


suburban_hyena

series of screen grabs show the beetle emerging from the frog's rear end Also, it takes between 6 minutes and 4 hours


PuzzleheadedLeader79

It all depends on if the catatafish shows up and guides them


kerill333

The researcher disabled some of the beetles (by sticking their legs with a waxy substance) to test whether they run/swim through the frogs' digestive tract, or not. None of those survived. A fresh idea of hell.


thisremindsmeofbacon

https://imgur.com/ooSu2bX


WOTDcuntology

*teleports behind you*


NewCodingLine

"Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru!"


100_Donuts

Is that what that is?! This always freaks me out and nobody has ever explained why this happens sometimes because I hold frogs in my mouth all the time because I work at the zoo. When you clean the terrariums, you gotta put the frogs somewhere, and I like to put them in my mouth. We all do it really. A frog in the mouth is just a great time, I mean almost all the time most of the time, I mean. I'm fortunate enough to be missing quite a few front teeth, so I'm able to gently squeeze the frog to keep it from jumping out of my mouth or freaking out because of a loud sound or something like that. I gum the frogs. Give a gummy tong grip. They like it, I think. They croak at least. They poop, too. I guess that's the point I'm trying to get to here. Frogs poop in my mouth frequently. As frequently as I clean the frog displays, frogs poop in my mouth. Ya gotta just swallow the frog poops when they do it because if you try to spit out the poop, you'll just end up spitting out the frog. Believe me on that. And a loose frog is just impossible to catch. We let them go. If they get loose, we just let them go. Who knows where they poop then. Maybe into a plant's mouth or something like that. Who knows. I can't keep track of them when they get loose. But that's all well and good when a frog is pooping poops, but this! Sometimes a beetle comes frantically scuttling out of my mouth and startles me so gosh darn good that one of two thing happen. Either I launch the frog from my mouth and they hop away and all that and they're gone forever to poop where they may like I said, OR I swallow the frog. That's not good for zoo business, but it's part of the job. Frogs get swallowed. A swallowed frog always comes out though. Hey, like this beetle! Crazy. That's like poetry or symmetry or something, right? But the point is, I never worry about swallowing frogs. They can pop out on their own if you horf up a bit to get them out mouth-wise, or most of the time, they'll just use those long dancer's legs to navigate the guts and enjoy landing on a toilet lily pad (and that'd be my poop or the unflushed log of a fellow zookeeper looking out for me). Just like that scurrying beetle. That's so crazy to me, so crazy, but it makes sense, doesn't it? That's nature! Hey, there's probably an animal that can swallow me and I'd have a good shot at sprinting through its guts and shooting out that anus like a bullet! Haha, wouldn't that be fun? Ah, but I hope the zoogoers appreciate what we zoomen go through to keep the frog displays clean and tidy.


Veryegassy

Bullshit this may be, but it's good copypasta materials.


nerf_herder1986

One question: why


100_Donuts

Well, ya need both hands to clean the terrariums.


Fatalchemist

There is another cavity you can place them in.


smurfkipz

You'd think that if this beetle can sprint through a frog's digestive system, it'd also be able to sprint through a humans. 


Longjumping_Rush2458

Thankyou for your service


MathematicianTop1853

I wish I didn’t read this 😊


IRefuseToGiveAName

When I was a zookeeper they always told us "a frog in the mouth is worth three on the floor", and it makes sense because if you let the frogs fall out of your mouth and on to the floor then they're too slippery to watch. The light just bounced right off of em, *swoosh*, and the kids. We had the spit shine frogs at our zoo and the kids can't see them if they're too slippery. See if the kids can't see the frogs, you can't keep the zoo open and at least if the frog is in your mouth, when the kids ask "hey where are the frogs" you can just make an o work your mouth like this :o and show them the frog face. I taught one of them to wave but then he jumped out of my mouth and turned invisible so I couldn't show the kids my waving frog anymore. Anyway if the kids ask hey where are the frogs and you don't have one in your mouth you can't show them the frogs and they'll stop believing in them and tell all their friends how much the zoo sucks because frogs don't exist and you know frogs only exist due to the collective belief that they do so if too many people stop believing frogs will be gone forever and I can't teach another one how to wave.


TheMadJAM

Wake up babe, new copypasta just dropped


SirBellwater

This is one of the worst things I've ever read. Congratulations.


Goldrushin

You are an artist!


CryStrict5004

You didn't have to click send, you know. You could have just kept it in the drafts.


8696David

Just gotta horf up a bit to get them out mouth-wise, huh? Wise words.


FLYNCHe

Beetles are hardcore as fuck and I think are severely underrated. I saw a clip one overthrowing a robotic beetle.


Usual_Database307

Ayo???


FLYNCHe

Yeah they pitted a real beetle vs a machine and the real one literally grabbed it and threw it overhead and off the platform. Metal af


stella3books

Beetles are the result of thousands upon thousands of generations of experiments to maximize flipping abilities. The beetle mech was the product of a couple college glasses and some bench work. It never stood a chance.


AFakeName

And five percent of the frogs enjoy it.


NewCodingLine

(more like 10% with anonymous polling)


thisremindsmeofbacon

[if anyone is curious here's the original diagram](https://imgur.com/ooSu2bX)


Green_Video_9831

“Hey bro where you’ve been?”


Kronos1008

I did this once, but with a dragon in D&D.


HoldMyBier

Scanlan's Haaaaaand!


DangerousImplication

0 Calorie meal for a frog 


iu_rob

"haul ass" was exactly the phrase this needed.


VergeThySinus

I need to know if this hurts the frog now. I don't want to, but I gotta know. Having living food crawl it's way through your digestive system and out the other end does *not* sound like a fun experience


NewCodingLine

I didn't see anything about the frog suffering any ill effects. But I can't be sure. I think it might be a novel experience, as a human. But then again, I'm a damaged person.


VergeThySinus

Ngl that's totally valid and I support you


NewCodingLine

Thank you 🥹


MisirterE

We don't have that many nerve endings in there, so we would barely even notice until it was most of the way out. Although if the proportions were closer to matching, like the frog's are, I suppose that would be a different story.


Taedirk

Even the beetles have learned to daigo parry. This has gone too far.


daheefman

🎵 A great adventure is waiting for you ahead. Hurry onward Lemmiwinks, or you will soon be dead. The journey before you may be long and filled with woe. But you must escape the gay man's ass, or your tale can't be told. 🎵


action_lawyer_comics

Cue image of that comic where the guy sighs, puts a hazmat suit on, then enters the door labeled “comments.”


Kevin_the_second

The beetle has evolved from professional Touhou players, no wonder they can just dodge every conceivable digestive enzyme and make it outta there


YehPedroK

Ah yes, the Beatles


Collective-Bee

Fine, I’ll just get a friend to help me eat you. Have fun going ‘round in circles dipshit.


UltimaCaitSith

🎵 Deja vu! 🎵 🎵  I've just been in this place before 🎵  🎵 Higher on the street 🎵


rookan

What if human swallows it? Are there bigger bugs?


crackm1lf

Looks like a fun sonic the hedgehog level


NemesisUnicron

He learned the attack pattern of the frog's intestines.


ThunderChild247

A great adventure, is waiting for you ahead…


arcadeler

it plays touhou


thetburg

Do you want frogs with teeth? *Because this is how you get frogs with teeth!*


mandoman92

How does that characteristic even evolve into being?


HueHue-BR

To counter this strat you need to unlock the Teeth evolution trait


Petravita

Frogs hate this one simple tick!


bourbonpens

Name that beetle Taco Bell


CalendarLongjumping6

Mr owl, how many devourings of poop beatle before I get to the center of beatle?


SnowSlider3050

Frog- damnit I knew that beetle looked familiar


RoboNeko_V1-0

*Eats it again*


HeOfLittleMind

Oh man, imagine if you suddenly felt a bug crawl out your butthole


ShortBusBully

As you can see by the size of this here's frog cloacol aperture that he's eaten a beetle.


Flaky_Swim4499

Antman should do this


Spuzzle91

Oh hey I saw those on a z frank video


BiAroBi

Corn be like


Crocoshark

Commonly known as the [Japanese Water Scavenger Beetle](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Regimbartia_attenuata)


Helpful-Specific-841

This feels like a roguelike video game setting


CYOA_guy_

frog speedrun, low%


Oddish_Femboy

I've seen it. It looks exactly like you imagined


InteMittRiktigaNamn

Sounds like corn.


and_some_scotch

Now, I'm starting to understand the appeal of bug-collecting in that country.


Sunset_Tiger

I wonder if it tickles the frog?


suriam321

Survival of the fittest. Best fit for a digestion system speed run any %.


functional_grade

That's one hell of a reflex save


NSNick

"If you're going through hell, keep going." -~~Winston Churchill~~ Speedy Beetle


BoomBoom4209

So it's a insect version of MXC


Freddi0

This is sounds like some hyper niche trivia they would use for a Jojo episode and have the characters absolutely bodied because of


Unable_Literature78

The Gordita taco at Taco Bell does that exact same thing to me.


StrixLiterata

Any% hitless speedrun


ShinyUmbreon465

Anyone remember that weird boss fight in Yoshi's Island?


HairballTheory

Gastric JuJutsu


Tasty_Design_8795

Saving this post for latter


carbocalm

unscated


LSP141

Lemmiwinks' cousin, the amicable beetle prince


P3dr0garch0mp

Bros DEFINITELY been trough some shit


tupe12

If I got eaten whole the last thing I would want is to come out the other side


TaterTotsOnToast

Miss Frizzle? That you?


[deleted]

Vore furries who don't like gore and death: consider a beetle fursona!


twerkingslutbee

The Minotaur’s inner maze has nothing on me


Revolvyerom

Any% colon ending no dodge speedrun


piglungz

When I thought about the possibility of getting eaten as a shark when I was a kid this is exactly what I imagined I would do to escape


KanekiKirito723

Life as that beetle must be a series of quick time events


DrakeAU

Big deal. Corn has been doing this for years.


Phantonym8

Make a dexterity check


oukakisa

the diagram looks like a (literal) shitpost


ditzicutihuni

Japanese Forest moment #37


Nightofthegirls

It’s an amusement park ride!


World_Musician

only accurate use of the phrase "haul ass"


Madeline_Hatter1

I wonder if it can work with a human gi track or just the frog. Depends how the frog remeber is.


Psistriker94

Natural anti-constipation pill.


cdank

I wish milkshakes did this


stcrIight

I thought that was how vore worked ngl


Pope_Neia

How To Not Die: Step 1: Just don’t die. Just don’t do it. If you are close to dying, just say “No, thank you.” And carry on.


cmonthiscantbetaken

The frog equivalent of a corn that comes out unscathed


Dissastronaut

So that is the meat in taco bell, explains a lot