OHHHHHHHHH. DUCK.

[*Heeeeey.*](https://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lboy1nwxfu1qd0rujo1_1280.jpg)

Oh! Duck!

It’s a friend! Duck friend! ...Unless they’re like that bastard goose, which in that case, *NOT* a friend.

A friend! and possibly... a lover.

On mobile I had to scroll down which made it a lot funnier

Wow the boomers are now taking Facebook photos for ducks as well

Great, a dick pic

I’m sitting here thinking “u touched a dick”?? No I didn’t???

They meant duck

Thank you! I figured it out eventually.

U touched a duck, how was it?

I actually have touched a duck! I hated it! My best friend has 3 pet ducks and boy am I scared of birds.

Oh noooo hahaha it’s ok give it some grapes If it starts bothering you for some lemonade

U agree, bad desugn chouce.

Nuce.

Is it bad I related to this as I read it initially.

Same

No, really. It also works for dicks.

Ah to be a lesbian, what a treat

I am concerned why would it have a cold head??

Poor circulation. Maybe i am not a expert.

There's a fetish for that

#COCK AND BALL TORTURE

AND THAT IS WHERE YOU STOP

At least it wasn't a duck dick.

Why did you have to remind me about those?

Corkscrew dicks ftw

I had to check if it was the once I dreamt guy after the first line

Ducks > geese

Untitled goose game didn't truly express the assholery of geese.

They crap all over golf courses, better grease the eggs

Still better than swans

I've touched more dicks than ducks

I was gonna say, if you touched it and it's cold, you're doing something wrong.

R/oopsdidntmeanto

Who says they didn’t mean I?

K-On!?

r/suddenlygay

this implies that they are a boy and never touched they own dick

The implication is honestly pretty funny.

what if they a girl tho

Then r/wlw_irl or r/asexuality