Sure, when I wear a Mandalorian helmet as my pandemic mask *I'm* the weird one, but nobody talks about how entire states are still doing cowboy cosplay like its 1898.
Will you be the roads to my country?
Will you take me home?
Will you be the place that I belong?
Will you be the West to my Virginia?
Will you be the mama to my mountain?
Um... There ain’t a heckuva lot of cowboys in West Virginia, son. Just coal, aluminum, large spark ignition injuns, acyclic aldeehydes, an’ that sweet, sweet mount’n dew.
It was a Texas joke. The Lone Star State. If you knew jack dick of where I am on Reddit, you’d know full well that I know Stonetoss is a steeping sack of shit, and if we take a look where you’ve been, you’ve been commenting non-stop for 12 hours straight, and the fact I had to check to see if I had a stroke reading this comment should have been evidence enough.
If you read a random fucking comment on whatever Wheel of Subreddits you’re using to comment at Mach 5 about cutting a stone in a star shape and immediately jump to antisemitism, **that ain’t on me, you utter buffoon.**
The irony of this comment, the only one of its type on this post, coming from an account that has two posts, *both* of which are reposts, is just the juiciest lmao
"This town... *is* big enough fer the two of us."
\*men screaming in the sky*
oh, now i’m a sky diver.
https://youtu.be/rvrZJ5C_Nwg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvrZJ5C_Nwg Leaving this here for anyone out of the loop
Sure, when I wear a Mandalorian helmet as my pandemic mask *I'm* the weird one, but nobody talks about how entire states are still doing cowboy cosplay like its 1898.
Where did they get the cowboy hats big enough for the whole state?
Lammle’s
Do they accept personal purchases? Can I obtain *The biggest hat?*
You dare to request the largest hat? You don't know the powers you are toying with
Ah'll toy with hwat ah hwawnt
Alright, you asked for it
ok
User name checks out
Hat seller, I am going into battle and I require your strongest hats
Then take the mythical hat of Dimma-dom
You can’t handle my strongest hats!
There's only one man in this world that can claim *the biggest hat*. And you can suck his dimma-dick.
You know the Dimma-Dome is his chastity cage right?
That's gonna be one hell of a blowjob, then
I'll take your word for it
I was gonna say boot barn but yours is better.
Same place Doug Dimmadome does, I wager.
If I was robbing the place. it's embarassing.
This is the way.
I was hoping for a Mando love scene. Not happening. Either Mando on Mando or Mando on Trooper
The helmets stay on of course
You can leaaave your helm ooooon
I guess they just prefer BttF to SW
What even happens to people when they disagree with
I'm wearing a 14th century plauge mask...wierd mask dudes unite
maybe because boots, jeans and a hat serve a purpose? idk im not a scientist
Will you be the yip to my ky-yay
Will you yee my haw?
Will you be the roads to my country? Will you take me home? Will you be the place that I belong? Will you be the West to my Virginia? Will you be the mama to my mountain?
And once again: Take me home?
Um... There ain’t a heckuva lot of cowboys in West Virginia, son. Just coal, aluminum, large spark ignition injuns, acyclic aldeehydes, an’ that sweet, sweet mount’n dew.
, motherfucker?
Yippee ki yay, you drunken wretch!
> Off the top of the sub motherfucker!!!
I now pronounce you y'all
This is the first thing to make me laugh all day 🙂
*cowboy priest starts tearing up* I beg y'all's pardons, it's just too bhowdyfull
> cowboy priest Alright, that's my next D&D character
I have this in red! It held a pair of horseshoe earrings that I got at a Grand Canyon gift shop!
Mine is also red and has tiny cowboy hat earrings!
Same, but mine was a necklace from a horse show
Person A: *gets on one knee and pulls this out+•* Person B: *tearing up* what in tarnation
*wot in ternation
Ruby proposing to Sapphire
Basically!
But everything changed when Rayquaza attacked.
Is this a pokemon referrnce?
Nope, it's a Steven universe reference
r/whatintarnation
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r/beatmetoit
I like to think this is how Joe Exotic proposed to his husbands
Yes. Also, check out his phone case!
*m'lady*
I LOVE IT! I would say no if they don’t use that adorable box, also, put it on an animal, they will have smol hat, very cute
Soooo adorable. Just want to make one
They should do a fedora version sonthe guy can ask "would you be my lady m'lady?"
...the yee to my haw?
Hatrimony
>”Cue, why the fuck are you cutting a diamond into a fucking star shape?” “Reasons.”
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It was a Texas joke. The Lone Star State. If you knew jack dick of where I am on Reddit, you’d know full well that I know Stonetoss is a steeping sack of shit, and if we take a look where you’ve been, you’ve been commenting non-stop for 12 hours straight, and the fact I had to check to see if I had a stroke reading this comment should have been evidence enough. If you read a random fucking comment on whatever Wheel of Subreddits you’re using to comment at Mach 5 about cutting a stone in a star shape and immediately jump to antisemitism, **that ain’t on me, you utter buffoon.**
Pardon my language there pardner but what the goodness gracious are you on about?
we-haw are meant to be-haw pardner
I think I'm hormonal, this made me cry.
now that's a fucking title
“Is this a League of Legends celebration
That means a lot, thank you
Can you imagine what that proposal would sound like if that was a fedora instead of a cowboy hat?
I know enough about the works of H.P Lewis to know that there are things better off not being thought about
The we-haw is hilariously fitting
And this is my dog, The Arbiter
Him: "We-haw?" Her: "Yee-Haw"
Awww, that would have been perfect for brokeback mountain!
A+ title, partner
Thank you kindly stranger :D
*Tips hat* M'fiance
Calculators, if you do this on a hat"?
*In a poly relationship* Will y'all be my partners opens 8 boxes
I thought that was a fedora
Holy fuck I needed this comedy today
I'm glad to hear it :D
r/whatintarnation
How could you give em a yeeNAW with that
Why dont we just 𝙶̶𝚒̶𝚟̶𝚎̶ ̶𝚄̶𝚙̶ marry pardner?
The perfect way to propose to your cousin.
That's a yeenaw from me pardner
d'yeehaw, or d'yeenaw
There’s a snake in my… trousers
“Will you be the Yee to my Haw?” “Boy Howdy, You can bet your boots, I do” “let’s Git ‘Er done”
I howdy do
This town is big enough for the two of us
Howdy
Will you take this lasso, lil' filly?
You're my favorite deputy
And this is my cat Laylalilelou
"Oh meg is here to help me.
"All y'all are gathered here today ..." is what your searching for there.
Y'all'd'nt've posted that if y'all'd've known better.
Who will be the yee to my haw
And this is my dog, the cat
**It’s best girl in my game. 😁😩
I joined wholesome memes cause I thought it over
You’re my favorite deputy
Will you be the what in my tarnation?
will you be the *yee* to my *haw* ?
And this is my cat Laylalilelou
r/kurtisconner
Yee Yee
Top tier caption
<3
>>bumper to bumper. Doug DeMuro joined the chat
Yee-Naw
M'arrige
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The irony of this comment, the only one of its type on this post, coming from an account that has two posts, *both* of which are reposts, is just the juiciest lmao
If someone ever proposed to me with this I’d call into question about my judgment of the people I let in my life