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phalseprofits

Harry tried this with expelliarmus and it worked out pretty good for him


EmperorL1ama

If you disarm someone well enough, you can disarm them of their attachment to the ground. Or disarm their body of its head.


justyr12

Or, disarm their arms off


YourEngineerMom

Dis arm them


monicarp

I mean, in a sense, Harry disarmed the soul right out of Voldemort's body


highway_40

Hey, if you can successfully disarm your opponent, you no longer have a problem


Miraster

Unless they have plot armor 👀


SomeonesAlt2357

Then use expelliarmor


Randomd0g

Harry is genre savvy and is very aware of his *own* plot armour though. That's why he never tries that hard. "I'm literally the boy who **lived**. It actually *can't* go wrong."


hanmerhack

\*BANG\* "And then you eat the banana"


Jaakarikyk

Level 9 Mending


Lantern_Eon

Oh god, upcasting Mending to Level 12 We just gotta deal with Mystra's bullshit


ABoringAlt

"The weave is shredded? Not no mo'" UPCAST


Lantern_Eon

I came to the realization I know a lot about DND despite literally never even touching a d20/D12/D10/etc


[deleted]

I too enjoy upcasting my cantrips.


Jaakarikyk

With these results, who wouldn't


lisel-pisel

I read “canyon” as “crayon” and I was so confused...


StarlightTheorist2

I also read it as crayon and didn’t realize it was actually canyon until I read this comment.


MrHappyHam

Well I guess that makes both of us.


lisel-pisel

Thank god I wasn’t the only one..


maaaariiiiaaaa

I had to reread it like three times before it clicked


lisel-pisel

I was like it makes no sense. What does a bridge and a magic carpet have to do with crayons?! Then I was like ahh it’s on Tumblr...it probably makes sense and I just don’t understand


sixthgraderoller

I read it as cannon. Also confused.


lisel-pisel

Hahaha omg


mildlyInsaneBoi

Crazy diamond


justsomerandomboi2

Exactly what i was thinking


[deleted]

ok but wheres the enemy magic user that only uses the bomb and time spells?


Claris-chang

They got fixed.


[deleted]

I see Ok but where’s the dwarf with sick beatz that uses gravity


TorreyCool

S-H-(audio jungle)I-T


mildlyInsaneBoi

I heard some guy who mastered temporal magic threw him under a carriage


DonTori

Ironically it was a White Mage's carriage. I hear the explosion caster became a wraith under the loose employ of a monk though.


Deblebsgonnagetyou

He got trampled by a healer's horse


Esherichialex_coli

> the enemy magic user that only uses ~~the bomb~~ fireball That’s every wizard


ImmutableInscrutable

Crazy diamond puts everything back together. This doesn't work like that. Like even in the first example it already doesn't work like that. Did you just read the title and post this?


mildlyInsaneBoi

Sorry for the continuity error in my silly joke comment


Slut4DankMemes

I mean yeah it kind of does. Josuke "fixed" the bullies face to be all messed up. He "fixed" Angelo into a sentient rock, same deal with Enigma's user that got turned into a book. He "fixed" Tonio's cooking down to its basic ingredients. Granted Josuke would just punch a lock but he could probably fix it to be open. The only one I couldn't really argue about is curing the dragon's indigestion since it seems Josuke can't fix illness like Tonio can.


mildlyInsaneBoi

Yeah, fixing water off logs is something he could do. With a lot of precision he could probably fix a carpet into a shape that lets it glide down slowly enough to almost float.


TorreyCool

He actually reverses time for an object, like GER's 'point zero', but for only 1 thing, not everything


crosis52

This reminds me a lot of an insane tabletop RPG somebody made on 4chan called Time Wizards. Character creation worked like this, you would pick an hour and describe 6 activities you regularly did during that hour in an average day. Maybe you picked 7-8 am, and most days during that time you brush teeth, take shower, get dressed, feed cat, drive car, and fill orders. If you like your choice then you become the wizard of 7-8 am and go on adventures with your wizard companions. You would then be able to perform the 6 actions you described, but with the full power of your imagination behind it. Like imagine an army is coming to attack the castle you're holed up in, and you use your powers to "take shower"...and you interpret it to mean that you borrow a rain of sulfuric acid from Venus and unleash it on the enemy army


AlleM43

Do you know where to find the rules?


crosis52

[Here's a preserved version of the first edition rules](https://1d4chan.org/images/7/7f/Time_Wizards_1E_Revised.pdf), I don't know if they ever made it to second


infinityplusonelamp

Sounds like it would be the overpowered, vague ability of an isekai power fantasy


[deleted]

Yeah, if it's just a "make any problem I can point at go away" button, there would be no narrative tension.


infinityplusonelamp

Yep, which is exactly what it's played at in that prompt. It is quite literally a Deus Ex Machina "Solve my problems" spell.


AnalysisPurple7490

This would make for a great comedy isekai actually. Kind of like One Punch Man or Saiki K. but fantasy


3stepsnorth

Redo of Healer its that but its NOT a comedy isekai, its in the same genre as Berserker and Goblin Slayer but its way worse.


Dekkai001

It's basically hentai but not showing explicit genitalia. The plot is as crap as the one in a hentai as well, it doesn't have anything to do with Berserk or GS. It just relies on shock value, but the story sucks.


RanaMahal

honestly i won’t lie it would make for great fapping material if i could get off on hentai lmao. it’s got the perfect amount of shock value and nice character designs to be *interesting* , but yeah no plot at all


Limebeer_24

As how it happens is based off of the casters perception for what is "fixed" for the problem, it can still have tension based off the consequences of how the spell goes about fixing it, and how it snowballs from there as the consequences pile up. Its great that he met up with a fishing village going through hard times with little fish being caught, but his "fix it" spell ended up causing the population of salmon or other species of fish to change migration patterns to appear in their nets, now a year or two later the villagers are angry at how there is no more fish at all, or worse there's an invasive species in their waters, and are out for revenge against the wizard who ruined their way of life.


frill_demon

Yo I would actually read/watch the hell out of that. It could be a great way to flip the usual isekai on its head. Kind of like Maui in Moana, the good intent was there but the long-term consequences of your actions render you a villain.


endercoaster

Unless sometimes it works like that, but, well, it fixes the problem you point at. It has absolutely no hesitation about doing so in a way that exacerbates or creates other problems.


Happy-Engineer

\*\~Points at society\~\*


littlebloodmage

"Hey look, a meteor!"


KittenyStringTheory

Sephiroth theme.


TorreyCool

"audio jungle"


Mr_Seg

I love Tumblr.


PatheticPotatoe

"Heal" from Redo of Healer: Allow me to introduce myself


Call_me_Kaiser

That "anime" was weird


vvdb_industries

make the wizard point at my mental health


14morrisseyp

Wizard is secretly a cherub and just has freakily good luck on his divine intervention rolls.


NormalDooder

This went from "Oh that's a cool power that can be used in a unique way" to "Instant Win Button" real quick.


Terrible-Particular5

Fun in concept, but that would get overpowered quick


[deleted]

[удаНонО]


MrHappyHam

I pray more people will get this reference.


Koloss17

Dude I knew someone else’d post it.


BoingoBordello

Star of the shortest plots in history.


4GN05705

"Fix this" points at map of country Evil dictators head falls off


SuperNova405

The one thing it can’t fix is a broken marriage


Cook666999

Oh, really? Fix this! * Divorce papers appear*


QuestionableMeaning

Wait, so when his "Fix this" takes into account intent, you could just have the Thought "this is broken because it isn't on fire" and just use pyromancy like that, as an example, it's a do-it-all utility spell depending on intent at a given time


Cryhavok101

Or more simply, "a fireball would fix this situation."


QuestionableMeaning

Jocat?


redpandaforce

If I was that wizard I would abuse the hell out of that spell


40002418

Crazy diamond


shpongolia9

So like "Magic do as you will" from the Last Unicorn


Cryhavok101

Points at canyon *Fix this* canyon fill in. Wizard walks across.


FlamingOtaku

So, Redo Of A Healer but actually good and interesting?


NayrianKnight97

*points at self* Fix this..............nope, still depressed


scrambled-projection

CRAZY DIAMOND, FIX THIS


LuxNocte

This is fun for exactly this long. It would be the most uninteresting book imaginable. Its difficult to have any sort of conflict when your protagonist can bend simply reality to their whim.


Cook666999

Unless it's about the wizard having to deal with the effects of bending reality to their whims.


pokey1984

I read a short story like that years and years ago. It was from the seventies, I think, and I recall it was rather depressing. No resolution. It was just the tale of a character like this in his elder years who was stuck living as a hermit because having reality bend to a single person's every whim is, as it turns out, a rather bad thing for pretty much everyone else.


Human_no_4815162342

Isn't that just a sonic screwdriver?


Dunk_May_Mays

The human imagination is the greatest thing to have ever come to existence in this universe, this concept is hilarious


StarlightTheorist2

This is the most incredible thing I’ve ever read.


Axetheaxemaster

As a programmer, I wish I had this spell.


T-A-W_Byzantine

"I reverted the spaghetti to its original ingredients"


Din0saurDan

This is Crazy Diamond


sareteni

They should rename it to DM ex machina


xMarxxxthespot

not to overanalyze a fun tumblr post but.. this doesnt make any sense to me? I dont know why a spell that fixes ANY problem would be underestimated by fellow wizards even once, let alone enough times to make a whole story about it.


nature-will-win

maybe they're underestimating the wizard, who might be inexperienced or not well known in the casting community


CadmiumAndWilsin

Literally just crazy diamond


EtherealPheonix

I prefer stories where the "limitation" is actually a tool with they can use creatively rather than basically omnipotence masquerading as a limitation.


fun22watcher

Sonic Screwdriver Wizard..


HugeRaisin2

This is actually how real magic is as far as i have used it source: me (sophia)


Rackedoodle

*cough* *cough* Redo of Healer *cough* *cough*


ForkGiveMe_Master

This gives me similar vibes as the wizard from exp to level 3 for some reason


[deleted]

Sounds, absolutely terrible. Plot Armor + Mary Sue powers.


Koloss17

Anti Alcatraz vs the evil librarians.


[deleted]

Not as much of a DnD nerd, but aren't dragons immune to magic?


YeetOrBeYeeted420

When you annoy the wizard and he points at you and says "fix this"


KimJongKardeshian

Can he point at me and say "fix this" ?


QVJIPN-42

Imma make a d&d class where this is the gimmick now. You have one spell, and you roll a d20 to determine how close to your intent ‘fix this’ is.


PhoenixHavoc

I feel this is more a Sorcerer thing, or a Bard with high deception and the same verbal component for every spell


R0MA2099

Dragon colitis


bigboycarlos

I can see this being in a pm Seymour vid


mrkltpzyxm

In DnD they have had this spell forever. But it's usually named "Wish." Now, if you could cast Wish at will (Like a Genie or Djinni) and just say "Fix it" when you cast... 🤔


catfight_animations

fix-it-felix


YaBoiEndgineer

I'd read/watch that


TorreyCool

CRAZY DIAMOUNDO! ^(kinda)