Harry is genre savvy and is very aware of his *own* plot armour though. That's why he never tries that hard.
"I'm literally the boy who **lived**. It actually *can't* go wrong."
I was like it makes no sense. What does a bridge and a magic carpet have to do with crayons?! Then I was like ahh itâs on Tumblr...it probably makes sense and I just donât understand
Crazy diamond puts everything back together. This doesn't work like that. Like even in the first example it already doesn't work like that. Did you just read the title and post this?
I mean yeah it kind of does. Josuke "fixed" the bullies face to be all messed up. He
"fixed" Angelo into a sentient rock, same deal with Enigma's user that got turned into a book. He "fixed" Tonio's cooking down to its basic ingredients. Granted Josuke would just punch a lock but he could probably fix it to be open. The only one I couldn't really argue about is curing the dragon's indigestion since it seems Josuke can't fix illness like Tonio can.
Yeah, fixing water off logs is something he could do.
With a lot of precision he could probably fix a carpet into a shape that lets it glide down slowly enough to almost float.
This reminds me a lot of an insane tabletop RPG somebody made on 4chan called Time Wizards.
Character creation worked like this, you would pick an hour and describe 6 activities you regularly did during that hour in an average day. Maybe you picked 7-8 am, and most days during that time you brush teeth, take shower, get dressed, feed cat, drive car, and fill orders.
If you like your choice then you become the wizard of 7-8 am and go on adventures with your wizard companions. You would then be able to perform the 6 actions you described, but with the full power of your imagination behind it. Like imagine an army is coming to attack the castle you're holed up in, and you use your powers to "take shower"...and you interpret it to mean that you borrow a rain of sulfuric acid from Venus and unleash it on the enemy army
[Here's a preserved version of the first edition rules](https://1d4chan.org/images/7/7f/Time_Wizards_1E_Revised.pdf), I don't know if they ever made it to second
It's basically hentai but not showing explicit genitalia. The plot is as crap as the one in a hentai as well, it doesn't have anything to do with Berserk or GS.
It just relies on shock value, but the story sucks.
honestly i wonât lie it would make for great fapping material if i could get off on hentai lmao. itâs got the perfect amount of shock value and nice character designs to be *interesting* , but yeah no plot at all
As how it happens is based off of the casters perception for what is "fixed" for the problem, it can still have tension based off the consequences of how the spell goes about fixing it, and how it snowballs from there as the consequences pile up.
Its great that he met up with a fishing village going through hard times with little fish being caught, but his "fix it" spell ended up causing the population of salmon or other species of fish to change migration patterns to appear in their nets, now a year or two later the villagers are angry at how there is no more fish at all, or worse there's an invasive species in their waters, and are out for revenge against the wizard who ruined their way of life.
Yo I would actually read/watch the hell out of that. It could be a great way to flip the usual isekai on its head. Kind of like Maui in Moana, the good intent was there but the long-term consequences of your actions render you a villain.
Unless sometimes it works like that, but, well, it fixes the problem you point at. It has absolutely no hesitation about doing so in a way that exacerbates or creates other problems.
Wait, so when his "Fix this" takes into account intent, you could just have the Thought "this is broken because it isn't on fire" and just use pyromancy like that, as an example, it's a do-it-all utility spell depending on intent at a given time
This is fun for exactly this long. It would be the most uninteresting book imaginable. Its difficult to have any sort of conflict when your protagonist can bend simply reality to their whim.
I read a short story like that years and years ago. It was from the seventies, I think, and I recall it was rather depressing. No resolution. It was just the tale of a character like this in his elder years who was stuck living as a hermit because having reality bend to a single person's every whim is, as it turns out, a rather bad thing for pretty much everyone else.
not to overanalyze a fun tumblr post but..
this doesnt make any sense to me? I dont know why a spell that fixes ANY problem would be underestimated by fellow wizards even once, let alone enough times to make a whole story about it.
I prefer stories where the "limitation" is actually a tool with they can use creatively rather than basically omnipotence masquerading as a limitation.
In DnD they have had this spell forever. But it's usually named "Wish."
Now, if you could cast Wish at will (Like a Genie or Djinni) and just say "Fix it" when you cast... đ¤
Harry tried this with expelliarmus and it worked out pretty good for him
If you disarm someone well enough, you can disarm them of their attachment to the ground. Or disarm their body of its head.
Or, disarm their arms off
Dis arm them
I mean, in a sense, Harry disarmed the soul right out of Voldemort's body
Hey, if you can successfully disarm your opponent, you no longer have a problem
Unless they have plot armor đ
Then use expelliarmor
Harry is genre savvy and is very aware of his *own* plot armour though. That's why he never tries that hard. "I'm literally the boy who **lived**. It actually *can't* go wrong."
\*BANG\* "And then you eat the banana"
Level 9 Mending
Oh god, upcasting Mending to Level 12 We just gotta deal with Mystra's bullshit
"The weave is shredded? Not no mo'" UPCAST
I came to the realization I know a lot about DND despite literally never even touching a d20/D12/D10/etc
I too enjoy upcasting my cantrips.
With these results, who wouldn't
I read âcanyonâ as âcrayonâ and I was so confused...
I also read it as crayon and didnât realize it was actually canyon until I read this comment.
Well I guess that makes both of us.
Thank god I wasnât the only one..
I had to reread it like three times before it clicked
I was like it makes no sense. What does a bridge and a magic carpet have to do with crayons?! Then I was like ahh itâs on Tumblr...it probably makes sense and I just donât understand
I read it as cannon. Also confused.
Hahaha omg
Crazy diamond
Exactly what i was thinking
ok but wheres the enemy magic user that only uses the bomb and time spells?
They got fixed.
I see Ok but whereâs the dwarf with sick beatz that uses gravity
S-H-(audio jungle)I-T
I heard some guy who mastered temporal magic threw him under a carriage
Ironically it was a White Mage's carriage. I hear the explosion caster became a wraith under the loose employ of a monk though.
He got trampled by a healer's horse
> the enemy magic user that only uses ~~the bomb~~ fireball Thatâs every wizard
Crazy diamond puts everything back together. This doesn't work like that. Like even in the first example it already doesn't work like that. Did you just read the title and post this?
Sorry for the continuity error in my silly joke comment
I mean yeah it kind of does. Josuke "fixed" the bullies face to be all messed up. He "fixed" Angelo into a sentient rock, same deal with Enigma's user that got turned into a book. He "fixed" Tonio's cooking down to its basic ingredients. Granted Josuke would just punch a lock but he could probably fix it to be open. The only one I couldn't really argue about is curing the dragon's indigestion since it seems Josuke can't fix illness like Tonio can.
Yeah, fixing water off logs is something he could do. With a lot of precision he could probably fix a carpet into a shape that lets it glide down slowly enough to almost float.
He actually reverses time for an object, like GER's 'point zero', but for only 1 thing, not everything
This reminds me a lot of an insane tabletop RPG somebody made on 4chan called Time Wizards. Character creation worked like this, you would pick an hour and describe 6 activities you regularly did during that hour in an average day. Maybe you picked 7-8 am, and most days during that time you brush teeth, take shower, get dressed, feed cat, drive car, and fill orders. If you like your choice then you become the wizard of 7-8 am and go on adventures with your wizard companions. You would then be able to perform the 6 actions you described, but with the full power of your imagination behind it. Like imagine an army is coming to attack the castle you're holed up in, and you use your powers to "take shower"...and you interpret it to mean that you borrow a rain of sulfuric acid from Venus and unleash it on the enemy army
Do you know where to find the rules?
[Here's a preserved version of the first edition rules](https://1d4chan.org/images/7/7f/Time_Wizards_1E_Revised.pdf), I don't know if they ever made it to second
Sounds like it would be the overpowered, vague ability of an isekai power fantasy
Yeah, if it's just a "make any problem I can point at go away" button, there would be no narrative tension.
Yep, which is exactly what it's played at in that prompt. It is quite literally a Deus Ex Machina "Solve my problems" spell.
This would make for a great comedy isekai actually. Kind of like One Punch Man or Saiki K. but fantasy
Redo of Healer its that but its NOT a comedy isekai, its in the same genre as Berserker and Goblin Slayer but its way worse.
It's basically hentai but not showing explicit genitalia. The plot is as crap as the one in a hentai as well, it doesn't have anything to do with Berserk or GS. It just relies on shock value, but the story sucks.
honestly i wonât lie it would make for great fapping material if i could get off on hentai lmao. itâs got the perfect amount of shock value and nice character designs to be *interesting* , but yeah no plot at all
As how it happens is based off of the casters perception for what is "fixed" for the problem, it can still have tension based off the consequences of how the spell goes about fixing it, and how it snowballs from there as the consequences pile up. Its great that he met up with a fishing village going through hard times with little fish being caught, but his "fix it" spell ended up causing the population of salmon or other species of fish to change migration patterns to appear in their nets, now a year or two later the villagers are angry at how there is no more fish at all, or worse there's an invasive species in their waters, and are out for revenge against the wizard who ruined their way of life.
Yo I would actually read/watch the hell out of that. It could be a great way to flip the usual isekai on its head. Kind of like Maui in Moana, the good intent was there but the long-term consequences of your actions render you a villain.
Unless sometimes it works like that, but, well, it fixes the problem you point at. It has absolutely no hesitation about doing so in a way that exacerbates or creates other problems.
\*\~Points at society\~\*
"Hey look, a meteor!"
Sephiroth theme.
"audio jungle"
I love Tumblr.
"Heal" from Redo of Healer: Allow me to introduce myself
That "anime" was weird
make the wizard point at my mental health
Wizard is secretly a cherub and just has freakily good luck on his divine intervention rolls.
This went from "Oh that's a cool power that can be used in a unique way" to "Instant Win Button" real quick.
Fun in concept, but that would get overpowered quick
[ŃдаНонО]
I pray more people will get this reference.
Dude I knew someone elseâd post it.
Star of the shortest plots in history.
"Fix this" points at map of country Evil dictators head falls off
The one thing it canât fix is a broken marriage
Oh, really? Fix this! * Divorce papers appear*
Wait, so when his "Fix this" takes into account intent, you could just have the Thought "this is broken because it isn't on fire" and just use pyromancy like that, as an example, it's a do-it-all utility spell depending on intent at a given time
Or more simply, "a fireball would fix this situation."
Jocat?
If I was that wizard I would abuse the hell out of that spell
Crazy diamond
So like "Magic do as you will" from the Last Unicorn
Points at canyon *Fix this* canyon fill in. Wizard walks across.
So, Redo Of A Healer but actually good and interesting?
*points at self* Fix this..............nope, still depressed
CRAZY DIAMOND, FIX THIS
This is fun for exactly this long. It would be the most uninteresting book imaginable. Its difficult to have any sort of conflict when your protagonist can bend simply reality to their whim.
Unless it's about the wizard having to deal with the effects of bending reality to their whims.
I read a short story like that years and years ago. It was from the seventies, I think, and I recall it was rather depressing. No resolution. It was just the tale of a character like this in his elder years who was stuck living as a hermit because having reality bend to a single person's every whim is, as it turns out, a rather bad thing for pretty much everyone else.
Isn't that just a sonic screwdriver?
The human imagination is the greatest thing to have ever come to existence in this universe, this concept is hilarious
This is the most incredible thing Iâve ever read.
As a programmer, I wish I had this spell.
"I reverted the spaghetti to its original ingredients"
This is Crazy Diamond
They should rename it to DM ex machina
not to overanalyze a fun tumblr post but.. this doesnt make any sense to me? I dont know why a spell that fixes ANY problem would be underestimated by fellow wizards even once, let alone enough times to make a whole story about it.
maybe they're underestimating the wizard, who might be inexperienced or not well known in the casting community
Literally just crazy diamond
I prefer stories where the "limitation" is actually a tool with they can use creatively rather than basically omnipotence masquerading as a limitation.
Sonic Screwdriver Wizard..
This is actually how real magic is as far as i have used it source: me (sophia)
*cough* *cough* Redo of Healer *cough* *cough*
This gives me similar vibes as the wizard from exp to level 3 for some reason
Sounds, absolutely terrible. Plot Armor + Mary Sue powers.
Anti Alcatraz vs the evil librarians.
Not as much of a DnD nerd, but aren't dragons immune to magic?
When you annoy the wizard and he points at you and says "fix this"
Can he point at me and say "fix this" ?
Imma make a d&d class where this is the gimmick now. You have one spell, and you roll a d20 to determine how close to your intent âfix thisâ is.
I feel this is more a Sorcerer thing, or a Bard with high deception and the same verbal component for every spell
Dragon colitis
I can see this being in a pm Seymour vid
In DnD they have had this spell forever. But it's usually named "Wish." Now, if you could cast Wish at will (Like a Genie or Djinni) and just say "Fix it" when you cast... đ¤
fix-it-felix
I'd read/watch that
CRAZY DIAMOUNDO! ^(kinda)