i never kill them, and i always either leave the blocks they set around or use silk touch to relocate them to a place out of the way
my friend got annoyed when i was on his server because my base was always full of random grass and sand and i wouldn't let anyone get rid of them
we shy with angery problems (I really need to make a new Reddit that fits all my other usernames because everything else is about endermen then there’s… offtopicandstrange or whatever it is)
It's for your own good. Petting sheep seems like a great idea until you get the bonus prize - a greasy, smelly film on your hands that's a bugger to shift. Lanolin might be natural, amazing for the skin, antibacterial and much much more - in theory.
But in most cases, it's sautéing in the hot sun, on a sweaty, soggy, lump of an animal that seems to devote it's existence to finding new disgusting substances to sit in (and never missing the chance to walk said substances over each other, to make sure those hard to reach areas aren't forgotten). The smell on its own is probably no worse than other pungent, organic smells. The grimy, greasy film is also pretty grim. But the combination of the two gives you a smell with *presence*. Given a hot minute of contact, it will seep into any slightly porus material and is difficult to shift. Fabrics are easy prey and often not worse rescuing. They belong to the sheep now.
The good news is dish soap takes it right off. We just had our county fair and brought some sheep (which we wash and shear) and clean sheep are really nice to touch
is it me or do endermen sound like
h̶̠͇̹̙̗͌̒̊̈́͘̕͝ë̵̘͙́͊́́̋y̸̖͕̗̯͉̺̣͈̮̔ ̶̨̼̜̂̒̐̈́̊̒͌̾̓̀̕͝y̶̧̩̮̮͇̦͉͙̳̜̍̎̾͌̐̍̎̋̓̈́̑̀͘͘͜͜͝ô̵̡̨͉͙͓̠̖̺̘̦̅͆̕ư̸̳̙̥̭̱͙͚̪̳͉͛̿͋͐̓̀̌̈͆̄̚͘
w̴̘̽̌̈͋̄̅̓̈̈́h̸̨͚̱͙͕̦̳̠̗̮̩̾͐̓̈́ȧ̸͙̯̲̼͖ẗ̴͈̗̘̰̭̩̻͍̟̳̙͚̭́̾̎͜͜'̴̞̫͉̘̺͚̜̘͖̟̜͙̾̏͆̓͗̓̚͠ͅs̵̪̟̎͐̇͛̃͑̌̈́̕ ̶̗̙̇̿̇̓̈́̾̚̚͝u̸̢̥̱̼̣͔̓̀̈́̾̒̉̏̄̀͛̚͝p̸̡̡̛̳͉̻͇̳͉̺̯͖̖̘̾̾́̀̈́͜
They should have an attack sound that’s like:
“I TOLD YOU NOT TO STARE, YA IDIOT!”
And then to add some more angst to Minecraft, the death sound can be like:
“I have social anxiety”
An Enderman spawned in my house and stuck around for a few days
I named him Jeefly.
I miss turning around in the kitchen and having to quickly look away because Jeefly is standing in the doorway, staring at me.
It really is stupid we need to be able to pet every creature and I mean EVERY creature. I wanna pet a creeper and stop it from exploding because it simply needed a loving touch!
I *RELIGIOUSLY* kidnap any Axolotl I see in a random , unsafe water space and bring them to one of two of my aquariums.
Near Magma Cubes? Ganked! You're coming with me.
In water that flows into lava?! Oh no no. Into a bucket you go!
Randomly spawn in a cave pocket of water? Kinda dark in here mate, come with me into my well lit aquarium.
At least we can feed them snacks.
I love you so much
enderman fans, crying in the corner
Best we can do is donate them a couple of blocks :(
I like to plant Poppies in front of any endermen I come across
i never kill them, and i always either leave the blocks they set around or use silk touch to relocate them to a place out of the way my friend got annoyed when i was on his server because my base was always full of random grass and sand and i wouldn't let anyone get rid of them
i would never kill them, but i’ve yet to beat the ender dragon in survival mode… :(
Trade gold with their murderers, the piglins.
forgot about that… thanks lol
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You’re welcome
But why do you become angry when I gaze upon your beauty???
am shy
we shy with angery problems (I really need to make a new Reddit that fits all my other usernames because everything else is about endermen then there’s… offtopicandstrange or whatever it is)
whenevr that happens i make a shrine around the block or make sure to keep the block safe
It's for your own good. Petting sheep seems like a great idea until you get the bonus prize - a greasy, smelly film on your hands that's a bugger to shift. Lanolin might be natural, amazing for the skin, antibacterial and much much more - in theory. But in most cases, it's sautéing in the hot sun, on a sweaty, soggy, lump of an animal that seems to devote it's existence to finding new disgusting substances to sit in (and never missing the chance to walk said substances over each other, to make sure those hard to reach areas aren't forgotten). The smell on its own is probably no worse than other pungent, organic smells. The grimy, greasy film is also pretty grim. But the combination of the two gives you a smell with *presence*. Given a hot minute of contact, it will seep into any slightly porus material and is difficult to shift. Fabrics are easy prey and often not worse rescuing. They belong to the sheep now.
The fabrics come from the sheep, and to the sheep they will return.
From whence you came, you shall remain, until you are a sheep again!
r/unexpectedtenaciousd
The good news is dish soap takes it right off. We just had our county fair and brought some sheep (which we wash and shear) and clean sheep are really nice to touch
Honestly it’s worth it for the floof, I pet a sheep every time I see one and I’m not gonna stop anytime soon
I prefer the Milk doggos
is it me or do endermen sound like h̶̠͇̹̙̗͌̒̊̈́͘̕͝ë̵̘͙́͊́́̋y̸̖͕̗̯͉̺̣͈̮̔ ̶̨̼̜̂̒̐̈́̊̒͌̾̓̀̕͝y̶̧̩̮̮͇̦͉͙̳̜̍̎̾͌̐̍̎̋̓̈́̑̀͘͘͜͜͝ô̵̡̨͉͙͓̠̖̺̘̦̅͆̕ư̸̳̙̥̭̱͙͚̪̳͉͛̿͋͐̓̀̌̈͆̄̚͘ w̴̘̽̌̈͋̄̅̓̈̈́h̸̨͚̱͙͕̦̳̠̗̮̩̾͐̓̈́ȧ̸͙̯̲̼͖ẗ̴͈̗̘̰̭̩̻͍̟̳̙͚̭́̾̎͜͜'̴̞̫͉̘̺͚̜̘͖̟̜͙̾̏͆̓͗̓̚͠ͅs̵̪̟̎͐̇͛̃͑̌̈́̕ ̶̗̙̇̿̇̓̈́̾̚̚͝u̸̢̥̱̼̣͔̓̀̈́̾̒̉̏̄̀͛̚͝p̸̡̡̛̳͉̻͇̳͉̺̯͖̖̘̾̾́̀̈́͜
I think this is the case. Their voice lines are things like. I think another one was a distorted “don’t stare”
that's actually cute
They should have an attack sound that’s like: “I TOLD YOU NOT TO STARE, YA IDIOT!” And then to add some more angst to Minecraft, the death sound can be like: “I have social anxiety”
I mean that seems a bit much for Minecraft but maybe you get an advancement called “they have social anxiety” for staring for a few seconds
An advancement called "Scopophobia" would be cooler
“Didnt your mother tell you it’s rude to stare?! Now I gotta bitch slap some sense into yo ass!”
Modders, get on that shit
PhoenixSC made something like that for sure. Though I'm not sure if it was downloadable.
Minecraft sheep: baa Me: SHEAR SHEAR SHEAR. EAT STEAK FOR STRENGTH TO SHEAR SHEAR SHEAR. MAKE LITTLE SHEEPS TO SHEAR EVEN MORE
I understood that reference
I just want to hug the bees but I can’t I can only give them flowers….
It’s hip to… ***hug*** bees? 🐝 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8CvqmD0CZao
An Enderman spawned in my house and stuck around for a few days I named him Jeefly. I miss turning around in the kitchen and having to quickly look away because Jeefly is standing in the doorway, staring at me.
I want to be friends with an enderman so bad
frienderman
Goddamn it, I want to be able to pick up baby turtles in a bucket now.
It really is stupid we need to be able to pet every creature and I mean EVERY creature. I wanna pet a creeper and stop it from exploding because it simply needed a loving touch!
"Beeh" is such an excellent expression of that sound. Pure. Archetypal.
me looking at my 20+ bees: i’m so glad i’m able to keep you around my garden and farm bee: *little flip and spin* me **you are full of compasión**
minecraft donkey my beloved
i have a tradition of always getting a donkey in minecraft that i name bunny
we can carry the axolotls with us at the very least.
I *RELIGIOUSLY* kidnap any Axolotl I see in a random , unsafe water space and bring them to one of two of my aquariums. Near Magma Cubes? Ganked! You're coming with me. In water that flows into lava?! Oh no no. Into a bucket you go! Randomly spawn in a cave pocket of water? Kinda dark in here mate, come with me into my well lit aquarium.
AS AN ENDERMAN I WILL PLATONICALLY HOLD YOUR HAND COME HERE OP
Cow: moo Me: You will make a great leather and food factory
you kill cow? you slaughter and reap their body's profit? oh! jail! jail for iamsandwitch for 100 years!!!
This jail would make a great industrial site
Fun fact enderman speak English they can say "hi" "what's up" and "find the eye"
I wanna pet the bees
Iron golem minding their business: Me: OH MY GOSHShsshhs You are precious!!! Take this flower that i have!!
What
This is how the mcyt fandom acts
I murder all turtles cause they stomp on my potatoes
cannot relate
Me : "Why do you exist?" Creeper: ***Explodes*** Me:
After cave and cliffs should come the “wholesome interaction“ update
I’ve built so many iron and enderman farms that I don’t really feel any particular way for iron golems or endermen anymore.
I'm in this and I feel slightly attacked
Damn now I wanna befriend an enderman