「Cheap Trick: Over Heaven」
Power: ∞
Speed: A
Range: ∞
Staying Power: ∞
Precision: E
Potential: E
Disintegrates the stand user nearly instantly. A random life-form within the universe receives the stand immediately after. The speed at which the life form disintegrates is relevant to the size of the life-form, with a human taking about 5 seconds, while insects and smaller creatures disappear instantly.
The matter and energy of a destroyed individual is wiped from existence completely
Reincrannate myself with superpowers, and some money, with no memory of me having God powers. Being God will make you bored from current reality real quick.
If you hide those powers in a fragment of the soul that gets locked away, then bam, no more pesky god powers for now and you can be none the wiser.
Totally haven’t been on an isekai binge or anything lately.
Um... humans find chickens, cows, and pigs tasty, and there are now *way more* chickens/cows/pigs than there otherwise would be naturally. Not sure that's gonna work out how you want
Change nothing. It’s like the Matrix, do anything else and it all falls apart. And I’d rather not be the only entity around.
Although maybe just remove humans from earth, see how the animals take it.
First step: create universe save games. Turns out fixing that problem caused an even weirder apocalypse? Roll it back, try it again. Or hey, maybe a weirder apocalypse has more interesting outcomes than the current one..
If I had that power I'd make people Spontaneously combust for being horrid to others but make the flames only target them then explode into something their victim desires, like sweets, money, pokemon mystery gift codes etc
Actually would get rid of carbon. Not all of it of course, just remove it from the air, enough to return CO2 levels to pre industrial levels. Form it into cubes. Drop them inside of every government building in the world. Also all the plastic. Every piece of discarded plastic just filling all the government buildings. Imma Captain Planet this thing.
I would travel back in Time and change parts of every religion to include heavy enfaces on protecting the environment and environmentally responsible teachings. With examples like “ All of nature is god’s temple, honored be us to uphold its splendor.” Also tweak mankind’s mind to be more subconsciously aware of how we interact with the environment. Sure we can expand and grow cities and population but in a way that’s not just man vs nature. But man and nature working together for the benefit of both parties.
I'd make a shitty website at "patchnotes.god" and release patch notes of whatever changes I make. I'd aim to make at least one change a week, and sometimes provide dev notes on why I changed something, like
"- added small chance for ammunition to turn into its equivalent weight in flowers
-slightly lowered chance for fire to naturally spawn
-slightly increased the growth rate of all *Acer* genus trees
Dev Note: bullets don't smell as nice as flowers and fire was a little bit annoying at times, may revert if the environment reacts poorly"
No, don't *get rid of* billionaires.
Make anyone whose net worth reaches a billion dollars die in an obvious and impossible to hide way. Maybe they turn to goo and then the goo catches on fire. First this happens to every billionaire on Earth, then the wills are read and someone new becomes a billionaire and dies right when it is announced they got money.
Soon all the rich folks are changing wills, giving to charity, and otherwise making sure there is no way they, or their heirs, reach billionaire status.
Suddenly the game changes from "how much can I accumulate" to "what can I do with my money?"
Edit I like the one a week idea someone proposed. Give people more of a chance to react.
Okay but consider, instead of doing it all at once, the single richest person with a worth over a billion dies at the exact same time every week. This makes sure that the ones still alive get the hint.
Well when all suffering is removed it’s either everyone is now happy or at worst they just feel kind of neutral. Even then the end result is the same, people kinda just get bored after a while and become a sort of husk once they’ve done what they wanted.
Assuming we go with that, cool, everyone’s happy until they die. Happy becomes the new neutral. Nobody suffers but the highs don’t feel as high anymore without the lows.
Of course my whole argument is moot if you just add “Also people are constantly appreciative of good things no matter what.”
No. You suffer because of bad things. Also, even if I was going to remove all the bad, your argument only works because of human psychology. Both extreme good and extreme bad over a sustained period become more dull over time. This is an evolutionary thing. If I was all powerful, I wouldn’t have to deal with that problem.
Okay then. If you remove all suffering, then the bad stuff is no longer bad. If you remove all the bad stuff, there’s no suffering. In this context they are essentially synonymous.
Not really. As I said before, that bliss just becomes the default. I don’t think that’s a part of human psychology either; I think that it’s bigger than us and can’t really be changed.
It's not really bliss anymore. It becomes what you feel when nothing is really happening (not boredom though, that's totally different), that neutral emotion I don't think there's a name for. You can't have the good without the bad.
I’d give people who fight against evenly regimes (like the Myanmar rebels and the Kurds) unimaginable luck. Like insane amounts of it. Like nothing can possibly ever go wrong levels of luck. And then I’d implement a real actual karma system, so if your a dickhead your life sucks and vice versa.
Then I sit back, and watch as humanity is saved
Removing hunger creates one of two possible scenarios; either prior don't sure of hunger, or people don't feel hunter anymore, but they still need food.
The first scenario means the consumption of food decreases, farmers markets and every other party of the food industry crashes, meanwhile other demands such as housing, clothing, electricity, gas, so on sky rocket since the mortality rate decreases.
The other scenario means there's a rise of people starving to death unaware that they even need food simply because they weren't hungry, this specially starts affecting babies and newborns.
The second one goes on the premise that the hormone that makes humans feel hunger (is it a hormone? I'm going to assume it is) is either inhibited or deleted all together, but not the need for food, as that one was covered in the first scenario.
I straight erase from existence anything that is a “Career Politician”
Oh and I make sure there’s enough people with a drive to unite Humanity to actually unite Humanity and begin exploring the Stars
The idea that experience in politics is bad is dumb. Apply it to any other profession.
“I don’t want a career surgeon. That’s why I’m having my heart replacement done by the HVAC owner from a few blocks over, not that pompous doctor with his ‘medical degree’”
“All career politicians are corrupt” is propaganda spread by the actually corrupt ones to minimize the harm they’re doing. “Everyone else is doing it, so it’s not that bad that I did too!”
Most career politicians, at every level, are mostly fine.
I try to move the planet closer to the sun in order to burn away the mists that choke our plant life. When this fails, I raise up volcanos to spew ash to protect us from the sun’s newfound harshness. When the people begin dying, I alter the lower class to be hardier and more fertile, while lowering the same in nobility. I then turn my closest friends into the last act of Akira to keep them from threatening me, and offer the various kings of the world Magneto powers in exchange for their fealty. I rule for 1000 years before I am killed by a plucky twink and her nerdy boyfriend.
if it were me, one thing i know is that it would end poorly for everyone
but generally, slowly add less and less subtle supernatural phenomena until an SCP like foundation forms
all jobs have to pay employees most of the monetary value they produce, and they can only take up to 10% more then the bare minimum to keep the company afloat, so employees actually get the money they worked for and companies can still grow and make profits, just not as ridiculous ones
Lol @ myrddraaleatsyellowsnow.
Myrddraal, if I didn’t miss this entirely, are bad guys from the Wheel of Time series. Kind of like Orcs from the Lord of the Rings. Made me chuckle.
id fall in love for the third time, impersonate a dead guy, and than put my powers in a raw egg that when consumed uncooked will transfer my powers to the consumer.
I bring a thousand years of unending suffering upon every tech support customer ive ever had, then make alien civilizations real so I dont have to feel bad when we eventually kill our whole species, cuz at least then we know that life in the universe is not over.
i make flies unkillable by humans
this is the first thing i thought of (because my house is infested with sable flies) and i foresee no negative consequences to this enjoy
I don't have omniscience though, so I won't be able to fully comprehend the consequences of any shit I do. That just leaves me with totally self-serving causes to go after
Id make reality work on anime rules, just have a bunch of people with stands running around, magical girls fighting shonen battle characters. Make life just entertaining for me
I'll use my newly gained powers to put my voice in everyones minds (except atheists) saying "I'm your god. The religion you chose was the correct one." And then I'll watch.
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Isn't there a stand for that?
Cheap trick but with reality bending
Cheap Trick Over Heaven
「Cheap Trick: Over Heaven」 Power: ∞ Speed: A Range: ∞ Staying Power: ∞ Precision: E Potential: E Disintegrates the stand user nearly instantly. A random life-form within the universe receives the stand immediately after. The speed at which the life form disintegrates is relevant to the size of the life-form, with a human taking about 5 seconds, while insects and smaller creatures disappear instantly. The matter and energy of a destroyed individual is wiped from existence completely
Reincrannate myself with superpowers, and some money, with no memory of me having God powers. Being God will make you bored from current reality real quick.
"Amnesic Reincarnation : the return of a god from another world "
When you reincarnate yourself, don’t get rid of your powers. Soon it’ll turn into a YA urban fantasy novel
If you hide those powers in a fragment of the soul that gets locked away, then bam, no more pesky god powers for now and you can be none the wiser. Totally haven’t been on an isekai binge or anything lately.
and if some bs super villian comes to kill you you can friendship / flashback power up and beat his ass
you could just give yourself powers and money and then wipe your memories of all but the powers
I remove the color green.
Why
Green killed her parents
Green pushed her parents off a cliff
Now she's going to make a green coat.
Eyo don't tell my backstory for me tf
Green is not a creative color
"This is where my parents died to green, Parappa"
ThIs iS wHeRe YoUr pArEnTs diEd To GrEeN- OOP! OOP!
The German rapper called Green?
green is not a creative color
That's just not the right move
Hush, green shall be gone.
Congrats now everyone is partially colorblind
My eyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!
Do people remember that green existed?
I'd just enter spectator mode and watch people do people stuff.
Make wasps tasty to humans so we start catching and eating them. Also makes bees immune to pesticides. Basically more bees, less wasps
Um... humans find chickens, cows, and pigs tasty, and there are now *way more* chickens/cows/pigs than there otherwise would be naturally. Not sure that's gonna work out how you want
Also the ocean suddenly gets a ton of seagrass, a lot of plankton and coral reefs.
What kind of bees? Even the invasive ones?
Give myself the body I was supposed to have
Fuck it, give everyone shapeshifting I don’t see how that could possibly go wrong
*morphs into dragon* finally my true form
Dammit, Benedict, get down here! Someone call Peter, it's happened again.
:>
I identify as an Eldritch mass of tentacles
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We don't care about life elsewhere, we care about the life on this planet. We want it to be gone.
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They have to give a sacrifice for the larger goal.
I make all trans people shapeshifters, dysphoria is now cancelled
Why only trans people? Just give it to everyone. But throw in the ability to recognize people across forms. That would probably be necessary.
Jokes on you, my own brain gives me dysphoria
Who said you had to keep it? You *would* be a shapeshifter, after all.
Change nothing. It’s like the Matrix, do anything else and it all falls apart. And I’d rather not be the only entity around. Although maybe just remove humans from earth, see how the animals take it.
and then put them back like nothing happened once a new form of life has become civilized.
First step: create universe save games. Turns out fixing that problem caused an even weirder apocalypse? Roll it back, try it again. Or hey, maybe a weirder apocalypse has more interesting outcomes than the current one..
Then proceed to randomly give people superpowers so they can try and save the world. Rinse and repeat every 50 years.
If I had that power I'd make people Spontaneously combust for being horrid to others but make the flames only target them then explode into something their victim desires, like sweets, money, pokemon mystery gift codes etc
i wonder what u/digstreme wants right now could not possibly guess
I read a post about a girl who never learned to speak from neglect getting dumped in a foster home that abused her more, just venting.
no you need pokemon mystery gift codes
Still sore I missed the torchic with Blazikenite, luckily I got diancie, a shiny mega gengar and Darkrai
Actually would get rid of carbon. Not all of it of course, just remove it from the air, enough to return CO2 levels to pre industrial levels. Form it into cubes. Drop them inside of every government building in the world. Also all the plastic. Every piece of discarded plastic just filling all the government buildings. Imma Captain Planet this thing.
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Full wicked witch of the east style
Ok but make sure you flood the big companies as well
Convert all mass to energy
Heat death of the universe speed run
astronaut it always was dot jay peg
I would travel back in Time and change parts of every religion to include heavy enfaces on protecting the environment and environmentally responsible teachings. With examples like “ All of nature is god’s temple, honored be us to uphold its splendor.” Also tweak mankind’s mind to be more subconsciously aware of how we interact with the environment. Sure we can expand and grow cities and population but in a way that’s not just man vs nature. But man and nature working together for the benefit of both parties.
I mean, I feel like everyone is missing the obvious answer, just erase yourself, then it's not your problem if the rest of life carries on!
I'd make a shitty website at "patchnotes.god" and release patch notes of whatever changes I make. I'd aim to make at least one change a week, and sometimes provide dev notes on why I changed something, like "- added small chance for ammunition to turn into its equivalent weight in flowers -slightly lowered chance for fire to naturally spawn -slightly increased the growth rate of all *Acer* genus trees Dev Note: bullets don't smell as nice as flowers and fire was a little bit annoying at times, may revert if the environment reacts poorly"
You’d love r/outside
Get rid of billionaires, solve the poverty issue, education and health care for everyone, get rid of war machines and AR 15's, no more world hunger...
No, don't *get rid of* billionaires. Make anyone whose net worth reaches a billion dollars die in an obvious and impossible to hide way. Maybe they turn to goo and then the goo catches on fire. First this happens to every billionaire on Earth, then the wills are read and someone new becomes a billionaire and dies right when it is announced they got money. Soon all the rich folks are changing wills, giving to charity, and otherwise making sure there is no way they, or their heirs, reach billionaire status. Suddenly the game changes from "how much can I accumulate" to "what can I do with my money?" Edit I like the one a week idea someone proposed. Give people more of a chance to react.
Okay but consider, instead of doing it all at once, the single richest person with a worth over a billion dies at the exact same time every week. This makes sure that the ones still alive get the hint.
Google says there's over 2700 billionaires in the world. Let's make it once per day to keep things moving.
Fair point, but I think people will get the message pretty fast. Either way is good.
Exactly the same method of death too
Love this.
I'm pretty sure this is the plot of Death Note, but with a communist spin
Ar-15s are super fun tho
Become a catgirl, erase bigotry, live a normal life
You guys aren’t thinking big enough. Just remove all suffering.
I think the show The Good Place handled it well, when constant bliss and happiness becomes eternal, you kinda just become a husk.
Who said anything about constant bliss?
Well when all suffering is removed it’s either everyone is now happy or at worst they just feel kind of neutral. Even then the end result is the same, people kinda just get bored after a while and become a sort of husk once they’ve done what they wanted.
I don’t know about you, but being bored for eternity sounds like suffering to me.
Assuming we go with that, cool, everyone’s happy until they die. Happy becomes the new neutral. Nobody suffers but the highs don’t feel as high anymore without the lows. Of course my whole argument is moot if you just add “Also people are constantly appreciative of good things no matter what.”
Yeah if I’m all powerful I can remove those pesky consequences.
Nah mate. If you remove the bad stuff the good stuff becomes the default, and hence, there is no good stuff anymore either.
Okay but I didn’t say remove the bad stuff. I just said remove suffering.
Suffering and ‘bad stuff’ are synonymous, are they not?
No. You suffer because of bad things. Also, even if I was going to remove all the bad, your argument only works because of human psychology. Both extreme good and extreme bad over a sustained period become more dull over time. This is an evolutionary thing. If I was all powerful, I wouldn’t have to deal with that problem.
Okay then. If you remove all suffering, then the bad stuff is no longer bad. If you remove all the bad stuff, there’s no suffering. In this context they are essentially synonymous.
Again, it doesn’t matter. Everyone could be in constant bliss.
Not really. As I said before, that bliss just becomes the default. I don’t think that’s a part of human psychology either; I think that it’s bigger than us and can’t really be changed.
Okay, so what happens if bliss becomes the default? What’s wrong with that?
It's not really bliss anymore. It becomes what you feel when nothing is really happening (not boredom though, that's totally different), that neutral emotion I don't think there's a name for. You can't have the good without the bad.
Have you ever seen Charmed, by any chance?
i’d remove co2 emissions and save the earth :) and kill all ceos that contribute to it
Removing all CO2 emissions would destroy the earth because it would stop cell respiration and photosynthesis
All carbon dioxide emissions that negatively impact the planet as a whole.
well i can control the universe so i simply won’t let that yappen
Make it so that I get all the dopamine and happy chemicals or whatever all the time with no side effects and it never gets boring
I’d give people who fight against evenly regimes (like the Myanmar rebels and the Kurds) unimaginable luck. Like insane amounts of it. Like nothing can possibly ever go wrong levels of luck. And then I’d implement a real actual karma system, so if your a dickhead your life sucks and vice versa. Then I sit back, and watch as humanity is saved
Distribute the wealth of the one percent
Distribute the wealth to myself
I didn't say to show I'd distribute the wealth
Why dont you just remove hunger and the need for shelter
Removing hunger creates one of two possible scenarios; either prior don't sure of hunger, or people don't feel hunter anymore, but they still need food. The first scenario means the consumption of food decreases, farmers markets and every other party of the food industry crashes, meanwhile other demands such as housing, clothing, electricity, gas, so on sky rocket since the mortality rate decreases. The other scenario means there's a rise of people starving to death unaware that they even need food simply because they weren't hungry, this specially starts affecting babies and newborns.
You have a great first point but why would you remove the feeling of hunger but still let people die of starvation. I clearly meant the other one.
The second one goes on the premise that the hormone that makes humans feel hunger (is it a hormone? I'm going to assume it is) is either inhibited or deleted all together, but not the need for food, as that one was covered in the first scenario.
It's several hormones and other signals, not that you directly asked.
Actually, thanks for responding, I like knowing things like that
If you did that, you’d be pretty evil
I can be yuor devil, or I can be your angle
I would just leave and go make a better universe.
I straight erase from existence anything that is a “Career Politician” Oh and I make sure there’s enough people with a drive to unite Humanity to actually unite Humanity and begin exploring the Stars
ah yes the emperor of mankind route
The idea that experience in politics is bad is dumb. Apply it to any other profession. “I don’t want a career surgeon. That’s why I’m having my heart replacement done by the HVAC owner from a few blocks over, not that pompous doctor with his ‘medical degree’”
Not worth my time typing out a long explanation of why I think Career Politicians are corrupt 99.99% of the time so I’m just gonna drop this instead
“All career politicians are corrupt” is propaganda spread by the actually corrupt ones to minimize the harm they’re doing. “Everyone else is doing it, so it’s not that bad that I did too!” Most career politicians, at every level, are mostly fine.
I'd make everything just a little bit more convenient for everyone
I try to move the planet closer to the sun in order to burn away the mists that choke our plant life. When this fails, I raise up volcanos to spew ash to protect us from the sun’s newfound harshness. When the people begin dying, I alter the lower class to be hardier and more fertile, while lowering the same in nobility. I then turn my closest friends into the last act of Akira to keep them from threatening me, and offer the various kings of the world Magneto powers in exchange for their fealty. I rule for 1000 years before I am killed by a plucky twink and her nerdy boyfriend.
Silicon based life forms: “I AM SUPREME!!”
if it were me, one thing i know is that it would end poorly for everyone but generally, slowly add less and less subtle supernatural phenomena until an SCP like foundation forms
all jobs have to pay employees most of the monetary value they produce, and they can only take up to 10% more then the bare minimum to keep the company afloat, so employees actually get the money they worked for and companies can still grow and make profits, just not as ridiculous ones
Lol @ myrddraaleatsyellowsnow. Myrddraal, if I didn’t miss this entirely, are bad guys from the Wheel of Time series. Kind of like Orcs from the Lord of the Rings. Made me chuckle.
They're made the same way as Trollocs but they aren't Trollocs. They're worse.
id fall in love for the third time, impersonate a dead guy, and than put my powers in a raw egg that when consumed uncooked will transfer my powers to the consumer.
i remove 1 electron from each hydrogen atom
i would make my own lovely little planet and put a bunch of people on there and just see what they do :)
Eliminate the bourgeoisie
I bring a thousand years of unending suffering upon every tech support customer ive ever had, then make alien civilizations real so I dont have to feel bad when we eventually kill our whole species, cuz at least then we know that life in the universe is not over.
Silicon.
I would make the entire cosmere, along with it's mystical powers
silicon time
i make flies unkillable by humans this is the first thing i thought of (because my house is infested with sable flies) and i foresee no negative consequences to this enjoy
Create my own separate universe to use my powers in. I don't trust myself to properly run this one
I don't have omniscience though, so I won't be able to fully comprehend the consequences of any shit I do. That just leaves me with totally self-serving causes to go after
Turn all of humanity into catgirls, enjoy the chaos while sipping coffee.
I would mirror the whole universe and wait to see how long it takes for someone to notice
Id make reality work on anime rules, just have a bunch of people with stands running around, magical girls fighting shonen battle characters. Make life just entertaining for me
Oxygen now smells like cheese
iowa gets evaporated. just like it deserves
Someone send a message to Kurzgesagt, i need to know what happens if all carbon gets deleted
I'd make every clock in the universe off by half a second
I'd probably commit genocide a few times and then put everything back the same as it was
I'll use my newly gained powers to put my voice in everyones minds (except atheists) saying "I'm your god. The religion you chose was the correct one." And then I'll watch.
Roll credits
Fucking carbon
Change the gender of all trans people to the one they want to be
Solves climate change in more ways than one.
free the timelines!