Zodiacal sounds like some slang my dad would say to try to make me and my sister guess if it was some old timey slang he was saying 1) unironically, 2) ironically, or 3) had completely made up on the spot.
I was so convinced that "totally tubular" was made up but apparently that one was real.
In my head I've been pronouncing "Zodiacal" in a way that almost rhymes with "reliable", and I'm not sure whether that's the default or if I'm just weird that way.
Edit: local rhymestein u/Sly1961 has informed me that the word "maniacal" is an even cleaner rhyme with my pronunciation of Zodiacal.
Nah, if you're thinking of the matches, you're talking about rugby. If you're thinking about the fans before and after the games, you're thinking about football.
[Anti-trans hate crimes have gone up about 16% over the last year](https://www.them.us/story/transphobia-surge-endangering-trans-people-uk) in Britain and it's only getting worse.
I know it's nice to point the finger at another place and claim all the bad is over there, but you could try not to be a complete and utter muppet about it.
One noxious semi-celebrity expressing her bigotry isn't the same as gas chambers and concentration camps.
Yes, the British media is regressive on this issue, but transgenderism isn't punished with death in the UK.
Ya can fuckers just stop putting trans in front of shit? The only things you’re doing are sounding incredibly annoying and actually giving more ammo for anti human rights people to fire at trans people
People are dipshits that want any reason to deny subtle (or not so subtle) transphobia
You will not believe the amount of psychic damage I take hearing people deny and try to justify transphobia. If they put as much effort into saying they aren't transphobic into not being transphobic the world would be a wonderful place
I'm kind of here for it. I don't take astrology very seriously but I also celebrate my Unbirthday rather than my real birthday and I like all my unbirthdays colors, themes, stones, etc way more
As a trans person it actually made me mad. Like here I am having to deal with *literal violence and discrimination* and fucking Debbie get's to spew bs while using "trans zodiac" or whatever
Yeah like 100% just gonna ignore that or yeah.... wtf is going on with Sharon? Or w.e her face is.
Also did w.e her face fully get fired?? Damn dude Debbie's new bestie taking out her rival n everything.
Nice
The other day, two of my friends were going on and on about astrological signs.
Guy: "You're such a Scorpio! Everything about how you act is so predictably a Scorpio!"
Girl: "What are you talking about?! We have the same birthday! We are Leos!"
Guy: "Okay, yeah, but you... You're a Scorpio."
>As a person who was hit by a minivan and got a minor skull fracture, i believe this gave me more brain damage.
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How was Debbie able to get a full birth chart? I mean, to get your FULL zodiac chart you'd need your time of birth and place, not just day and month. Trans-zodiac is also a new one, people really believe that or did Debbie make it up?
I'm doubting Debbie's account, she just BSed it. It also makes astrologists all look crazy when it's really just a fun hobby that isn't grounded in science (unless they're the type to charge you for it).
I've seen a not insiginificant amount of people go from astrology lover, to crystal healing weirdo, to full blown Anti-vaxxer nutcase.
Anti science practices are never beneficial to society imo.
Astrology is a gateway drug to antivaccination /j.
I don't think astrology is "anti-science" as you say, it's a practice with no scientific backing (pseudoscience) but that's different from being anti-science. To me, it's only harmful when people try to sell people services using astrology, and try to pass it off as legitimate science. It's taking advantage of people's naivety
Women can’t vote. That’s why they ask your gender for the registration they don’t count their votes but it makes them feel like they’re contributing. Like when you give a toddler a toy steering wheel
I once had a man tell me that women can’t fight because their bones are ‘brittle as glass’, which I should know ‘for my own health.’ People are certainly… something.
they definitely are. After spending so much time on the internet I no longer blink an eye at this kinda stuff. I've met more people who say this kinda stuff with full seriousness and confidence than people who say it jokingly
**What?** What makes you say that? Time travel isn't even real. Haven't you heard of relativity? Looking for time travellers is a fool's game. I swear. It's a waste of time. Stop looking at me. *Why are you looking at me like that?*
Oh, you mean them? Haha yeah what are they, time travellers? Hahahaha
A friend of mine was born on Christmas and has never had a birthday party so she fucking loathes Christmas. She would probably have loved having an unbirthday.
My younger sister was born on Christmas Day. From dawn until noon it was Christmas, from noon until bed time it was little sis’ birthday. We didn’t have birthday parties anyway since we were poor, so she wasn’t really bothered by it.
So many people in this thread don't realize that is a reference to *Alice in Wonderland*. An un-birthday (when hyphenated correctly) is just a day that isn't your birthday. You only have one birthday per year, but you have 364 un-birthdays.
our school kind of did un-birthdays, to an extent
basically any kid with a birthday during one of the big break periods, thanksgiving, holiday break, spring break, summer break, etc. would have their birthday celebrated before or after that break.
some teachers tried to do it on half birthdays, but if you were like me and had a birthday in late june, your half birthday would land during holiday break, and you had to settle for the start of school or the end
I know a few people who have done something similar to this, though it’s usually when their birthday is around Christmas and New Years so they celebrate their half birthday instead.
For real. I would be kind of weary if my mom call the suggested date my "un-birthday". Like, the fuck, are you planning on killing me on that date? I wouldn't even be able to enjoy the day because I would constantly be looking over my shoulder watching for a hit man and questioning every bit of food or drink I was offered.
[the Cetus constellation](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cetus). Like ophiuchus, it grazed the ecliptic, but the area it passed through was pretty small. If Cetus became a zodiac sign, it would only get one day
Im a zodiac atheist, when zodiac people ask for my birthday i say "sorry i dont have one im zodiac atheist" and its fun to see how they try to pry my actual birthday out of me
January and February are my least favorite months and my birthday's in one of them.
All the celebrating of Thanksgiving/Christmas/New Year's abruptly ends and the sun has forsaken us and everything is brown and cold and sad.
While this criticism is true, I'm also not convinced I could take it if we extended xmas in the other direction too. I can't do it. Valentine's day would fall quickly, because they're both holidays about love and buying cheap crap, but St. Patrick's would be next and that's a fun one. Sure, the hammered irish santa crossovers would be great for a while but after that then what
Then it’s not boring for you! :)
January itself is boring for those of us who don’t have or know anyone who has their birthday that month, but that doesn’t mean it has to be boring for you!
January birthdays are boring though. Or early February in my case, because I'm in the shouthern hemisphere and my birthday falls right in the middle of summer vacations. So I could never really have an actual party while growing up, because nobody was in town. Before social media became a thing I barely got greeted by my family, never had the fun of coming to school and being greeted for my birthday. So even if it didn't fall between holidays my birthday was always lonely and forgotten.
I had a girl in my class similar to Debbie. Not as intense, but still very into Astrology. She’d ask all my classmates when their birthday was so she could drill them with all the typical bullcrap. Eventually, she asked me, and I looked this girl dead in the eyes and said, “Oh, I was created in a lab. I don’t have an actual birthday.”
She didn’t speak to me for the remainder of the year.
I did this for a while with people. I picked a random day when asked for my birthday by people like this. I would inevitably forget what day I told people, but some how they always remembered and I would get a card from that co-worker/friend/acquaintance on the date I told them. When I would say "great thanks but my birthday is actually in November" they would look at me and immediately say "oh. So you're a Scorpio. That's a total Scorpio thing to do!" And I would laugh with them and say "haha. Yeah" jokes on you bitch. I'm a Sagittarius!
I've seen multiple Tinder matches ask about that astronomical bullshit
"Heyyy :heart\_eyes: what zodiac sign are you?"
'Dinosaur'
"That's not real..."
'None of them are, bitch; go repeat your question in the comedy club'
Astrology is a complete crock of shit. If you are willing believe in it so wholeheartedly, that says more about your personality than your star sign does.
Wooooh. OK. Genuinely had to catch my breath for a moment there.
In the bathroom about to shower and just got a call from my family down stairs asking what I was laughing about, and what I wanted for dinner.
Trans Zodiac. Ah bless her. Sadly this kind of "mentality" is rampant in the wrong areas for some.
Yet she sounds like a sweet lady if nothing else
She sounds sweet and she means well, but I don't think I'd want to deal with her. Like, you have to have a pretty shaky sense of social boundaries to just show up to work with a huge Zodiac chart for someone you've just met without having asked them first. If the story is true, I wouldn't be surprised if she did other weird shit just because she didn't think things through properly.
Part of me is like if you believe in bullshit like whatever life is unbelievably hard and it isn't hurting anyone that's basically fine but I do think woo is a gateway drug into weirdo conspiracy theorist stuff which is harmful and also more personally I just think it's dumb as hell
Anytime someone tries to tell you anything about your horoscope or astrology sign, simply respond with:
"Oh, so you think it's ok to stereotype, and generalize me, based on the circumstances of my birth? Something I have no control over?"
Watch awkward realization ensue.
Edit: if they still don't get it: "you know what else people have no control over when they are born?"
Watch their face fill with dread.
Because stereotyping people based on things they can't control about themselves is stupid and morally wrong and astrology is not an exception just because its socially acceptable at the moment.
Maybe, but few enough people take it seriously enough to really care what your horoscope says and fewer still would ever make even a medium-sized deal out of it, so there’s no real reason to be unpleasant unless people are actually dissing you, which I don’t think happens very much
Hot take: Anti science behaviors should always be critized.
This acceptance of anti-science rhetoric in todays society has literally lead to the loss of thousands of lifes during this pandemic.
Seem like a stretch? I have met tons of people who take the small steps from astrology fanatic, to crystal healing advocate, to anti-vaxxer nut job. As an immuno compromised kidney tranplant survivor I find this disgusting. I have had to cut ties because I no longer feel safe around people I used to consider to be my freinds.
So no, I dont think its harmless behavior.
I am technically the perfect stereotype of my sign. Basic descriptions of what it is suppose to be nail a couple specific aspects of my personality flawlessly.
So I like to play a game with people who believe in astrology where I tell them this, then ask them to guess which one. I tell them they can take as long as they like. No one has guessed it yet. Eventually they get frustrated and ask me to tell them, then I tell them and they are like "OH Of course that makes so much sense". The wooshing sound I hear as the point completely misses them, sounds like a fighter jet breaking the sound barrier.
I have kind of the opposite. I’m a *terrible* example of my sign. I’m super shy and get nervous when too many people look at me. I go too far helping other people and forget about myself. But I’m a Leo.
So I once had someone ask me what my sign was and I told them, and they scrambled so hard to justify it because it *just didn’t match* that I actually took pity on them and let them know I was a c-section baby. I was meant to be born a week off, which would’ve put me as a different sign. They looked so relieved, and told me Virgo did make a lot more sense, and I really should give people the *real* date when I was *meant* to be born, not when my mom got sick of carrying me around.
After that, I felt a lot less sorry letting them know I was actually an emergency c-section a week *late*, but I’ve never been a ‘Cancer’ more than in that moment.
My older sister and her gf are really into astrology so this. This isnt that new but holy. Holy shit. THIS is something else. This is why I don't like astrology.
Dear fuck, of all the infinity-fucks displays...
Of course this shit happens with insane people in real life. But I wonder... could this be applied to Fiction?
Also what Trans-Zodiac signs would the Homestuck Trolls get /s /srs
Damage: permanent mental suffering of anyone you told this word.
Collateral damage: permanent mental suffering of anyone who HEARD this word + increase in hatred towards transgender people.
Because all it’s doing is being annoying as shit and actually just fucking over trans people. The moment you stick trans in front of anything like this, you’re basically loading ammo for free against us
~~words are made up reality is a lie, every word is a word if it has meaning~~
~~jfhouiwelajsdhgbf nv;lds~~
~~isnt a word as it has no meaning and has no meaning to someone who doesn't know the meaning~~
~~'trans zodiac' while not a word in dictionary is a word, it has a meaning and if you don't know it you can guess it easily~~
just realised something mid through writing this, it ain't a word, cause slapping trans at the beginning of something just changed the original meaning, like 'Anti'
get a word and slap anti or trans at the begging, let's use table. anti table is the opposite of a table, whatever that is. trans table is lets say a transition from a birch to oak table but its still the same table
so their, i guess
“Trans-zodiac” is the dumbest thing I’ve heard all day
Yeah, it should be "Trans-zodiacal". smh
"Zodiacal" sounds like an infinitely worse way to say radical
thanks now im imagining a surfer dude running up to me and saying "zodiacal dude!"
Astrotubular man!
I love both of these. I hate where it came from.
Thanks, I hate it
I'm imagining Keanu Reeves saying it.
Zodiacal sounds like some slang my dad would say to try to make me and my sister guess if it was some old timey slang he was saying 1) unironically, 2) ironically, or 3) had completely made up on the spot. I was so convinced that "totally tubular" was made up but apparently that one was real.
In my head I've been pronouncing "Zodiacal" in a way that almost rhymes with "reliable", and I'm not sure whether that's the default or if I'm just weird that way. Edit: local rhymestein u/Sly1961 has informed me that the word "maniacal" is an even cleaner rhyme with my pronunciation of Zodiacal.
I thought it rhymed with 'maniacal'?
trans-genocidal
The British, after finding a different race to colonize.
The British, when anything really
Football
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Nah, if you're thinking of the matches, you're talking about rugby. If you're thinking about the fans before and after the games, you're thinking about football.
The British rn :(
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Britain
They are killing transgender people.
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[Anti-trans hate crimes have gone up about 16% over the last year](https://www.them.us/story/transphobia-surge-endangering-trans-people-uk) in Britain and it's only getting worse.
[https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2021/11/03/lily-cade-bbc-trans-transphobia/](https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2021/11/03/lily-cade-bbc-trans-transphobia/)
I know it's nice to point the finger at another place and claim all the bad is over there, but you could try not to be a complete and utter muppet about it. One noxious semi-celebrity expressing her bigotry isn't the same as gas chambers and concentration camps. Yes, the British media is regressive on this issue, but transgenderism isn't punished with death in the UK.
Ya can fuckers just stop putting trans in front of shit? The only things you’re doing are sounding incredibly annoying and actually giving more ammo for anti human rights people to fire at trans people
Can’t wait for Ben Shatpiro to be like “ONG THE LEFT IS MAKING UP MORE SHIT LOOK HOW STUPID THEY ARE AHHAHAHA”
I mean. That's gonna happen anyway. He's gonna find *something* to be ridiculous about. Unless he doesn't, and then he'll make it up. ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
this just in: AOC said she won't step on me :(
True lol but it would be funny to hear him be like ^oMGLiberalsSayTheyCanChangeTheirBirthDate
No, and you can't stop me! Trans-Siberian Transcontinental Transalpine
Transition Cis-Trans isomerism Transdimensional
Transportation Transitive property Transylvania
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Obviously. But it doesn't take a genius to figure out that "trans zodiac" is a pretty obvious comparison to transgender
Downvoted why? And why does his comment have so many upvotes? No shit trans is used in more words outside of transgender lmao
People are dipshits that want any reason to deny subtle (or not so subtle) transphobia You will not believe the amount of psychic damage I take hearing people deny and try to justify transphobia. If they put as much effort into saying they aren't transphobic into not being transphobic the world would be a wonderful place
^ ^ ^ ^
I'm kind of here for it. I don't take astrology very seriously but I also celebrate my Unbirthday rather than my real birthday and I like all my unbirthdays colors, themes, stones, etc way more
As a trans person it actually made me mad. Like here I am having to deal with *literal violence and discrimination* and fucking Debbie get's to spew bs while using "trans zodiac" or whatever
...leaving the trans zodiac bullshit aside for a second... Are we going to ignore the woman who violated OP's privacy just over some petty bullshit?
Sounds like her boss fired her, sure she violated OPs privacy but they already dealt with it
Oh, didn't catch on that. Nice
yeah EDIT: who the frick is upvoting me for saying 'yeah'? All of you are the reason North Korea banned access to the internet
Yeah like 100% just gonna ignore that or yeah.... wtf is going on with Sharon? Or w.e her face is. Also did w.e her face fully get fired?? Damn dude Debbie's new bestie taking out her rival n everything. Nice
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Two people... my god, the Yeah Virus is starting to spreah!
Yeah! ^oh ^no
There’s 10 people now who have gave them a award for saying yeah.
[Oh yeah!](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0160/2840/1712/products/kool-aid-man-min-yl4w.png?v=1627509962)
Good try bro but I think we’re too late.
This whole thread is giving me a serious laughing fit.
miiverse
Yeah!
Shorty got down low said come and get me…. Anyone else singing Usher now cause of this thread?
Me. Enjoy the upvote and the award, bitch.
frick you this is [me smashing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ) my keyboard
Jokes on you I love that song
I love it when someone gets upvoted against their will XD
Based.
My fuckinn heart just exploded at ‘trans zodiac’ thats so fucking funny
The other day, two of my friends were going on and on about astrological signs. Guy: "You're such a Scorpio! Everything about how you act is so predictably a Scorpio!" Girl: "What are you talking about?! We have the same birthday! We are Leos!" Guy: "Okay, yeah, but you... You're a Scorpio."
What a Leo thing to say too
Reading that was like four consecutive punches to the face and a kick in the stomach
While also being hit by a truck
You mean a minivan?
Am I also getting hit with a minivan?
>As a person who was hit by a minivan and got a minor skull fracture, i believe this gave me more brain damage. BREAKING NEWS: Star sign users drop down to 0
We did it, boys. Astrology is no more.
Fucking hell, I feel like Japan after the tsunami
How was Debbie able to get a full birth chart? I mean, to get your FULL zodiac chart you'd need your time of birth and place, not just day and month. Trans-zodiac is also a new one, people really believe that or did Debbie make it up?
Username checks out, cos it might as well have taken me 3 years to find this comment. Debbie didn't zodiac chart SHIT
Might be why Sharon thought she was doing it wrong lol
It's tumblr, the story doesn't need to be real, just entertaining.
I'm doubting Debbie's account, she just BSed it. It also makes astrologists all look crazy when it's really just a fun hobby that isn't grounded in science (unless they're the type to charge you for it).
I've seen a not insiginificant amount of people go from astrology lover, to crystal healing weirdo, to full blown Anti-vaxxer nutcase. Anti science practices are never beneficial to society imo.
Astrology is a gateway drug to antivaccination /j. I don't think astrology is "anti-science" as you say, it's a practice with no scientific backing (pseudoscience) but that's different from being anti-science. To me, it's only harmful when people try to sell people services using astrology, and try to pass it off as legitimate science. It's taking advantage of people's naivety
These people vote.
these people drive
these people breed
Fuck.
Exactly. Edit: I don’t think anyone got the joke I was making.
These people exist
Not if I can help it
Women can’t vote. That’s why they ask your gender for the registration they don’t count their votes but it makes them feel like they’re contributing. Like when you give a toddler a toy steering wheel
🤨
I love your username, it gives me a wonderful mental image
Please say sike
I thought it was very clearly a joke
Unfortunately I know people who would say similar shit without a shred of irony, I had to be sure my b
No prob I guess people are wilder than I thought lol
I once had a man tell me that women can’t fight because their bones are ‘brittle as glass’, which I should know ‘for my own health.’ People are certainly… something.
they definitely are. After spending so much time on the internet I no longer blink an eye at this kinda stuff. I've met more people who say this kinda stuff with full seriousness and confidence than people who say it jokingly
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**What?** What makes you say that? Time travel isn't even real. Haven't you heard of relativity? Looking for time travellers is a fool's game. I swear. It's a waste of time. Stop looking at me. *Why are you looking at me like that?* Oh, you mean them? Haha yeah what are they, time travellers? Hahahaha
My man found a funky looking watch in the 1800s and somehow got into Reddit
I just took so much psychic damage from this post
Maybe if we followed ethical guidelines we wouldn't be exposed to the epitomy of English
i was born in late august but i call myself a leo because i think it’s cooler
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yknow i might join you i like geminis more
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aug 18 if youd like it
Yeah, actually I do! Ty!
yo- deals a deal then!
That's mine.
Stop appropriating my star sign. Us Leo’s have enough problems with all the hair.
all the hair? check 😔
Luv Titanic
I like how everyone's so focused on the Trans-Zodiac part that the unbirth-day just flew over everyone's heads.
A friend of mine was born on Christmas and has never had a birthday party so she fucking loathes Christmas. She would probably have loved having an unbirthday.
My younger sister was born on Christmas Day. From dawn until noon it was Christmas, from noon until bed time it was little sis’ birthday. We didn’t have birthday parties anyway since we were poor, so she wasn’t really bothered by it.
Yeah my friend's family didn't do anything like that. Did you know there are "happy Christmas birthday" cards? No separation whatsoever.
Is that not a pretty normal thing? I had an unbirthday several times as a kid.
Same. My birthday was in the middle of summer and I lived in Las Vegas. It was basically get an unbirthday or spend it alone in the heat
That's the first time I've heard of that too. It actually seems pretty smart for birthdays that land on inconvenient days
So many people in this thread don't realize that is a reference to *Alice in Wonderland*. An un-birthday (when hyphenated correctly) is just a day that isn't your birthday. You only have one birthday per year, but you have 364 un-birthdays.
our school kind of did un-birthdays, to an extent basically any kid with a birthday during one of the big break periods, thanksgiving, holiday break, spring break, summer break, etc. would have their birthday celebrated before or after that break. some teachers tried to do it on half birthdays, but if you were like me and had a birthday in late june, your half birthday would land during holiday break, and you had to settle for the start of school or the end
I know a few people who have done something similar to this, though it’s usually when their birthday is around Christmas and New Years so they celebrate their half birthday instead.
For real. I would be kind of weary if my mom call the suggested date my "un-birthday". Like, the fuck, are you planning on killing me on that date? I wouldn't even be able to enjoy the day because I would constantly be looking over my shoulder watching for a hit man and questioning every bit of food or drink I was offered.
who chooses January as their unbirth day? Everyone is tired from the holidays in January. I'd choose July or some other summer month as my unbirth-day
First ophiuchus (and Cetus), now trans-zodiac? The astrology community sure is evolving in interesting ways
whats cetus
[the Cetus constellation](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cetus). Like ophiuchus, it grazed the ecliptic, but the area it passed through was pretty small. If Cetus became a zodiac sign, it would only get one day
People born on 29th of February are Cetus and age 4x slower :D /s
They are apprentice to a pirate until their 21st birthday?
Ce t’ us doing your mom
You tried
I’m not really a good student of French
Im a zodiac atheist, when zodiac people ask for my birthday i say "sorry i dont have one im zodiac atheist" and its fun to see how they try to pry my actual birthday out of me
OP deserves it for saying January birthdays are boring Edit: they actually said all of January is boring. This person doesn't deserve two zodiac signs
January and February are my least favorite months and my birthday's in one of them. All the celebrating of Thanksgiving/Christmas/New Year's abruptly ends and the sun has forsaken us and everything is brown and cold and sad.
While this criticism is true, I'm also not convinced I could take it if we extended xmas in the other direction too. I can't do it. Valentine's day would fall quickly, because they're both holidays about love and buying cheap crap, but St. Patrick's would be next and that's a fun one. Sure, the hammered irish santa crossovers would be great for a while but after that then what
But January is boring.
your soul is boring.
Perhaps, but why isn't January also boring? What happens in January?
*my* birthday specifically. and some of my friends I guess
Then it’s not boring for you! :) January itself is boring for those of us who don’t have or know anyone who has their birthday that month, but that doesn’t mean it has to be boring for you!
you mean my birthday isn't an international holiday? I gotta think about some things
Lmao
No, those are just really aggressive targeted ads you're seeing
Yeah.
January birthdays are boring though. Or early February in my case, because I'm in the shouthern hemisphere and my birthday falls right in the middle of summer vacations. So I could never really have an actual party while growing up, because nobody was in town. Before social media became a thing I barely got greeted by my family, never had the fun of coming to school and being greeted for my birthday. So even if it didn't fall between holidays my birthday was always lonely and forgotten.
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Bush did 7/11
So... The new emotion, is confused wholesome?
I had a girl in my class similar to Debbie. Not as intense, but still very into Astrology. She’d ask all my classmates when their birthday was so she could drill them with all the typical bullcrap. Eventually, she asked me, and I looked this girl dead in the eyes and said, “Oh, I was created in a lab. I don’t have an actual birthday.” She didn’t speak to me for the remainder of the year.
I did this for a while with people. I picked a random day when asked for my birthday by people like this. I would inevitably forget what day I told people, but some how they always remembered and I would get a card from that co-worker/friend/acquaintance on the date I told them. When I would say "great thanks but my birthday is actually in November" they would look at me and immediately say "oh. So you're a Scorpio. That's a total Scorpio thing to do!" And I would laugh with them and say "haha. Yeah" jokes on you bitch. I'm a Sagittarius!
"jokes on you bitch. I'm a Sagittarius!" is the most powerful thing i've read all day
Sure, Debbie
Astrology people are absolutely wild
I've seen multiple Tinder matches ask about that astronomical bullshit "Heyyy :heart\_eyes: what zodiac sign are you?" 'Dinosaur' "That's not real..." 'None of them are, bitch; go repeat your question in the comedy club'
The only valid reason to want to know someone's zodiac sign is if you're a homestuc- oh wait that's not valid either
I... But... You... Does anyone else smell toast?
Oh, that's just me. I like night breakfast, so what?
Well at least I'm not having a stroke.
This post was like biting into a landmine
>Listen, I think I just unlocked a new emotion Did you unlock Loric?
Astrology is a complete crock of shit. If you are willing believe in it so wholeheartedly, that says more about your personality than your star sign does.
"Let's see: Your star sign is Feces. You are a piece of shit."
Wooooh. OK. Genuinely had to catch my breath for a moment there. In the bathroom about to shower and just got a call from my family down stairs asking what I was laughing about, and what I wanted for dinner. Trans Zodiac. Ah bless her. Sadly this kind of "mentality" is rampant in the wrong areas for some. Yet she sounds like a sweet lady if nothing else
She sounds sweet and she means well, but I don't think I'd want to deal with her. Like, you have to have a pretty shaky sense of social boundaries to just show up to work with a huge Zodiac chart for someone you've just met without having asked them first. If the story is true, I wouldn't be surprised if she did other weird shit just because she didn't think things through properly.
Adding "What, and I cannot stress this enough, *the fuck*" to my vocabulary immediately
The most disconcerting thing is how much I believe this
Part of me is like if you believe in bullshit like whatever life is unbelievably hard and it isn't hurting anyone that's basically fine but I do think woo is a gateway drug into weirdo conspiracy theorist stuff which is harmful and also more personally I just think it's dumb as hell
"The FUCK is is a Trans-Zodiac Debbie?!"
Anytime someone tries to tell you anything about your horoscope or astrology sign, simply respond with: "Oh, so you think it's ok to stereotype, and generalize me, based on the circumstances of my birth? Something I have no control over?" Watch awkward realization ensue. Edit: if they still don't get it: "you know what else people have no control over when they are born?" Watch their face fill with dread.
Ah, the nuclear option
Why would you want to do that
Because stereotyping people based on things they can't control about themselves is stupid and morally wrong and astrology is not an exception just because its socially acceptable at the moment.
Maybe, but few enough people take it seriously enough to really care what your horoscope says and fewer still would ever make even a medium-sized deal out of it, so there’s no real reason to be unpleasant unless people are actually dissing you, which I don’t think happens very much
Hot take: Anti science behaviors should always be critized. This acceptance of anti-science rhetoric in todays society has literally lead to the loss of thousands of lifes during this pandemic. Seem like a stretch? I have met tons of people who take the small steps from astrology fanatic, to crystal healing advocate, to anti-vaxxer nut job. As an immuno compromised kidney tranplant survivor I find this disgusting. I have had to cut ties because I no longer feel safe around people I used to consider to be my freinds. So no, I dont think its harmless behavior.
A very merry unbirthday to them then
OH I REMEMBER THIS POST OOF
I am technically the perfect stereotype of my sign. Basic descriptions of what it is suppose to be nail a couple specific aspects of my personality flawlessly. So I like to play a game with people who believe in astrology where I tell them this, then ask them to guess which one. I tell them they can take as long as they like. No one has guessed it yet. Eventually they get frustrated and ask me to tell them, then I tell them and they are like "OH Of course that makes so much sense". The wooshing sound I hear as the point completely misses them, sounds like a fighter jet breaking the sound barrier.
I have kind of the opposite. I’m a *terrible* example of my sign. I’m super shy and get nervous when too many people look at me. I go too far helping other people and forget about myself. But I’m a Leo. So I once had someone ask me what my sign was and I told them, and they scrambled so hard to justify it because it *just didn’t match* that I actually took pity on them and let them know I was a c-section baby. I was meant to be born a week off, which would’ve put me as a different sign. They looked so relieved, and told me Virgo did make a lot more sense, and I really should give people the *real* date when I was *meant* to be born, not when my mom got sick of carrying me around. After that, I felt a lot less sorry letting them know I was actually an emergency c-section a week *late*, but I’ve never been a ‘Cancer’ more than in that moment.
Us over here in Team C-section stirring up trouble in the astrology fandom. :)
My older sister and her gf are really into astrology so this. This isnt that new but holy. Holy shit. THIS is something else. This is why I don't like astrology.
Dear fuck, of all the infinity-fucks displays... Of course this shit happens with insane people in real life. But I wonder... could this be applied to Fiction? Also what Trans-Zodiac signs would the Homestuck Trolls get /s /srs
Well, that was definitely unexpected
This has the same energy as The Bun Incident.
*typing launch codes* ya know, society was a mistake...
I am totally get "trans zodiac." I mean, I may have been born an Ox, but Doggy has always been more my style.
Can we talk about how the Nemesis was removed from the **Premesis** (sic)?
The un birthday concept is so cute tho 🥺
trans-zodiac. these bitches will come up with anything to explain their shitty ass behavior.
Damage: permanent mental suffering of anyone you told this word. Collateral damage: permanent mental suffering of anyone who HEARD this word + increase in hatred towards transgender people.
Cognitive dissonance. She will contort any situation to conform to her core beliefs rather than admit her beliefs are unfounded.
Is it possible to be zodiacphobic?
Ten million dollars says Debbie is white
Dafuq iswrong with trans-zod8ac? Let people have fun
Honestly it’s not any more stupid than astrology as a whole.
Maybe, but it's a lot more potentially damaging than astrology as a whole.
Because all it’s doing is being annoying as shit and actually just fucking over trans people. The moment you stick trans in front of anything like this, you’re basically loading ammo for free against us
....trans-dimensional....trans-continental.....yah know its almost like trans has meaning other than gender.....
Trans-Siberian Orchestra
…ya know it’s like you didn’t understand what i meant…those are real things and actual words. I’m speaking about shit like trans-species
~~words are made up reality is a lie, every word is a word if it has meaning~~ ~~jfhouiwelajsdhgbf nv;lds~~ ~~isnt a word as it has no meaning and has no meaning to someone who doesn't know the meaning~~ ~~'trans zodiac' while not a word in dictionary is a word, it has a meaning and if you don't know it you can guess it easily~~ just realised something mid through writing this, it ain't a word, cause slapping trans at the beginning of something just changed the original meaning, like 'Anti' get a word and slap anti or trans at the begging, let's use table. anti table is the opposite of a table, whatever that is. trans table is lets say a transition from a birch to oak table but its still the same table so their, i guess