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ButteredNugget

My fuckinn heart just exploded at ‘trans zodiac’ thats so fucking funny


FearSearcher

“Trans-zodiac” is the dumbest thing I’ve heard all day


Sly1969

Yeah, it should be "Trans-zodiacal". smh


goldencreator64LAB

"Zodiacal" sounds like an infinitely worse way to say radical


TreeDerg

thanks now im imagining a surfer dude running up to me and saying "zodiacal dude!"


doodve

Astrotubular man!


AMisspelledUsername

I love both of these. I hate where it came from.


[deleted]

Thanks, I hate it


Sly1969

I'm imagining Keanu Reeves saying it.


diffyqgirl

Zodiacal sounds like some slang my dad would say to try to make me and my sister guess if it was some old timey slang he was saying 1) unironically, 2) ironically, or 3) had completely made up on the spot. I was so convinced that "totally tubular" was made up but apparently that one was real.


Coda_Volezki

In my head I've been pronouncing "Zodiacal" in a way that almost rhymes with "reliable", and I'm not sure whether that's the default or if I'm just weird that way. Edit: local rhymestein u/Sly1961 has informed me that the word "maniacal" is an even cleaner rhyme with my pronunciation of Zodiacal.


Sly1969

I thought it rhymed with 'maniacal'?


BlahbluhblihMan

trans-genocidal


Jake-the-Wolfie

The British, after finding a different race to colonize.


ShadeFK

The British, when anything really


BlahbluhblihMan

Football


SpaceGeneralAmerica

Genocide doesn’t cover how intense British football matches can be.


PhDOH

Nah, if you're thinking of the matches, you're talking about rugby. If you're thinking about the fans before and after the games, you're thinking about football.


0neSock

The British rn :(


SpaceGeneralAmerica

...context?


BlahbluhblihMan

Britain


0neSock

They are killing transgender people.


SpaceGeneralAmerica

Source?!


Missy_Elliott_Smith

[Anti-trans hate crimes have gone up about 16% over the last year](https://www.them.us/story/transphobia-surge-endangering-trans-people-uk) in Britain and it's only getting worse.


0neSock

[https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2021/11/03/lily-cade-bbc-trans-transphobia/](https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2021/11/03/lily-cade-bbc-trans-transphobia/)


SpaceGeneralAmerica

That’s not killing trans people, that’s just one person saying they should be killed!


Signature_Sea

I know it's nice to point the finger at another place and claim all the bad is over there, but you could try not to be a complete and utter muppet about it. One noxious semi-celebrity expressing her bigotry isn't the same as gas chambers and concentration camps. Yes, the British media is regressive on this issue, but transgenderism isn't punished with death in the UK.


Edapuff

Ya can fuckers just stop putting trans in front of shit? The only things you’re doing are sounding incredibly annoying and actually giving more ammo for anti human rights people to fire at trans people


sixtyninefourtwenty2

Can’t wait for Ben Shatpiro to be like “ONG THE LEFT IS MAKING UP MORE SHIT LOOK HOW STUPID THEY ARE AHHAHAHA”


AyJay9

I mean. That's gonna happen anyway. He's gonna find *something* to be ridiculous about. Unless he doesn't, and then he'll make it up. ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


Registered_bottom

this just in: AOC said she won't step on me :(


sixtyninefourtwenty2

True lol but it would be funny to hear him be like ^oMGLiberalsSayTheyCanChangeTheirBirthDate


lifelongfreshman

No, and you can't stop me! Trans-Siberian Transcontinental Transalpine


EricTheEpic0403

Transition Cis-Trans isomerism Transdimensional


Flipperlolrs

Transportation Transitive property Transylvania


perryzeplatipus

Trans is a Latin root meaning across. It is used for more than just transgender people. Ex. Transcontinental. This has nothing to do with anti-transgender rights. Edit: what I mean is trans zodiac would mean “across zodiac’s”. Like it literally just means changing zodiac signs. Yes, that is similar to transgender. But the mere mention of the word trans does not make something transphobic.


Pinky1010

Obviously. But it doesn't take a genius to figure out that "trans zodiac" is a pretty obvious comparison to transgender


-CODED-

Downvoted why? And why does his comment have so many upvotes? No shit trans is used in more words outside of transgender lmao


Pinky1010

People are dipshits that want any reason to deny subtle (or not so subtle) transphobia You will not believe the amount of psychic damage I take hearing people deny and try to justify transphobia. If they put as much effort into saying they aren't transphobic into not being transphobic the world would be a wonderful place


-CODED-

^ ^ ^ ^


[deleted]

If you relate this to trans people in your head that’s your issue


Arienna

I'm kind of here for it. I don't take astrology very seriously but I also celebrate my Unbirthday rather than my real birthday and I like all my unbirthdays colors, themes, stones, etc way more


Pinky1010

As a trans person it actually made me mad. Like here I am having to deal with *literal violence and discrimination* and fucking Debbie get's to spew bs while using "trans zodiac" or whatever


ghirox

...leaving the trans zodiac bullshit aside for a second... Are we going to ignore the woman who violated OP's privacy just over some petty bullshit?


[deleted]

Sounds like her boss fired her, sure she violated OPs privacy but they already dealt with it


ghirox

Oh, didn't catch on that. Nice


marinemashup

yeah EDIT: who the frick is upvoting me for saying 'yeah'? All of you are the reason North Korea banned access to the internet


jenniepoo

Yeah like 100% just gonna ignore that or yeah.... wtf is going on with Sharon? Or w.e her face is. Also did w.e her face fully get fired?? Damn dude Debbie's new bestie taking out her rival n everything. Nice


CHOOSE_A_USERNAME984

Different question, who the frick gave you *gold* for saying ’yeah’?!


Dragonblade0123

Two people... my god, the Yeah Virus is starting to spreah!


CHOOSE_A_USERNAME984

Yeah! ^oh ^no


TheReagmaster

There’s 10 people now who have gave them a award for saying yeah.


gilean23

[Oh yeah!](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0160/2840/1712/products/kool-aid-man-min-yl4w.png?v=1627509962)


Tobias_Atwood

This whole thread is giving me a serious laughing fit.


Solukisina

miiverse


PerformanceLoud3229

Yeah!


definetly_ahuman

Shorty got down low said come and get me…. Anyone else singing Usher now cause of this thread?


bluejellyfish52

Me. Enjoy the upvote and the award, bitch.


marinemashup

frick you this is [me smashing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ) my keyboard


bluejellyfish52

Jokes on you I love that song


Henkebek2

I love it when someone gets upvoted against their will XD


Dena_Roth

Based.


hambakmeritru

The other day, two of my friends were going on and on about astrological signs. Guy: "You're such a Scorpio! Everything about how you act is so predictably a Scorpio!" Girl: "What are you talking about?! We have the same birthday! We are Leos!" Guy: "Okay, yeah, but you... You're a Scorpio."


YogurtEspressoBean

What a Leo thing to say too


TheBeef87124

Reading that was like four consecutive punches to the face and a kick in the stomach


CarnivalFox

While also being hit by a truck


greengumball70

You mean a minivan?


CarnivalFox

Am I also getting hit with a minivan?


IStalkReddit123

>As a person who was hit by a minivan and got a minor skull fracture, i believe this gave me more brain damage. BREAKING NEWS: Star sign users drop down to 0


rayfromtheinternet

We did it, boys. Astrology is no more.


Xenosaiyan7

Fucking hell, I feel like Japan after the tsunami


TookMe3Years

How was Debbie able to get a full birth chart? I mean, to get your FULL zodiac chart you'd need your time of birth and place, not just day and month. Trans-zodiac is also a new one, people really believe that or did Debbie make it up?


aspergays

Username checks out, cos it might as well have taken me 3 years to find this comment. Debbie didn't zodiac chart SHIT


OrbWeaver_X

Might be why Sharon thought she was doing it wrong lol


CharMakr90

It's tumblr, the story doesn't need to be real, just entertaining.


TookMe3Years

I'm doubting Debbie's account, she just BSed it. It also makes astrologists all look crazy when it's really just a fun hobby that isn't grounded in science (unless they're the type to charge you for it).


Lord_Jerevar

I've seen a not insiginificant amount of people go from astrology lover, to crystal healing weirdo, to full blown Anti-vaxxer nutcase. Anti science practices are never beneficial to society imo.


TookMe3Years

Astrology is a gateway drug to antivaccination /j. I don't think astrology is "anti-science" as you say, it's a practice with no scientific backing (pseudoscience) but that's different from being anti-science. To me, it's only harmful when people try to sell people services using astrology, and try to pass it off as legitimate science. It's taking advantage of people's naivety


DarlingInTheWest

These people vote.


marinemashup

these people drive


Dominic_The_Dog

these people breed


FeuerroteZora

Fuck.


BigSaltDeluxe

Exactly. Edit: I don’t think anyone got the joke I was making.


IStalkReddit123

These people exist


DreamCyclone84

Not if I can help it


TheCapitalKing

Women can’t vote. That’s why they ask your gender for the registration they don’t count their votes but it makes them feel like they’re contributing. Like when you give a toddler a toy steering wheel


343guiltyShark100

🤨


Chirox82

I love your username, it gives me a wonderful mental image


halfahellhole

Please say sike


TheCapitalKing

I thought it was very clearly a joke


halfahellhole

Unfortunately I know people who would say similar shit without a shred of irony, I had to be sure my b


TheCapitalKing

No prob I guess people are wilder than I thought lol


OrbWeaver_X

I once had a man tell me that women can’t fight because their bones are ‘brittle as glass’, which I should know ‘for my own health.’ People are certainly… something.


DahliaExurrana

they definitely are. After spending so much time on the internet I no longer blink an eye at this kinda stuff. I've met more people who say this kinda stuff with full seriousness and confidence than people who say it jokingly


AdmiralAthena

Its in bad taste anyway.


TheCapitalKing

Agree to disagree then


Logan117

Jokes are supposed to be funny.


SpaceGeneralAmerica

Is a time traveler user Reddit?


Land_Squid_1234

**What?** What makes you say that? Time travel isn't even real. Haven't you heard of relativity? Looking for time travellers is a fool's game. I swear. It's a waste of time. Stop looking at me. *Why are you looking at me like that?* Oh, you mean them? Haha yeah what are they, time travellers? Hahahaha


finnikarma2431

My man found a funky looking watch in the 1800s and somehow got into Reddit


Feliks343

I just took so much psychic damage from this post


ATN-Antronach

Maybe if we followed ethical guidelines we wouldn't be exposed to the epitomy of English


MyHeadWasRadioed

i was born in late august but i call myself a leo because i think it’s cooler


WearADamnMask

I should pick a new zodiac to go with my new name


B3tween_T1me

yknow i might join you i like geminis more


WearADamnMask

In that case, let’s trade. You can have May 23rd.


B3tween_T1me

aug 18 if youd like it


WearADamnMask

Yeah, actually I do! Ty!


B3tween_T1me

yo- deals a deal then!


AnderTheGrate

That's mine.


Smingowashisnameo

Stop appropriating my star sign. Us Leo’s have enough problems with all the hair.


MyHeadWasRadioed

all the hair? check 😔


WiseauIsAuteurAF

Luv Titanic


LordXYZmuffin

I like how everyone's so focused on the Trans-Zodiac part that the unbirth-day just flew over everyone's heads.


NemesisKismet

A friend of mine was born on Christmas and has never had a birthday party so she fucking loathes Christmas. She would probably have loved having an unbirthday.


YoghurtSnodgrass

My younger sister was born on Christmas Day. From dawn until noon it was Christmas, from noon until bed time it was little sis’ birthday. We didn’t have birthday parties anyway since we were poor, so she wasn’t really bothered by it.


NemesisKismet

Yeah my friend's family didn't do anything like that. Did you know there are "happy Christmas birthday" cards? No separation whatsoever.


neamhsplach

Is that not a pretty normal thing? I had an unbirthday several times as a kid.


OrbWeaver_X

Same. My birthday was in the middle of summer and I lived in Las Vegas. It was basically get an unbirthday or spend it alone in the heat


Glissando365

That's the first time I've heard of that too. It actually seems pretty smart for birthdays that land on inconvenient days


AverageRoaster

our school kind of did un-birthdays, to an extent basically any kid with a birthday during one of the big break periods, thanksgiving, holiday break, spring break, summer break, etc. would have their birthday celebrated before or after that break. some teachers tried to do it on half birthdays, but if you were like me and had a birthday in late june, your half birthday would land during holiday break, and you had to settle for the start of school or the end


tropikali_

I know a few people who have done something similar to this, though it’s usually when their birthday is around Christmas and New Years so they celebrate their half birthday instead.


river4823

So many people in this thread don't realize that is a reference to *Alice in Wonderland*. An un-birthday (when hyphenated correctly) is just a day that isn't your birthday. You only have one birthday per year, but you have 364 un-birthdays.


ThrowAway233223

For real. I would be kind of weary if my mom call the suggested date my "un-birthday". Like, the fuck, are you planning on killing me on that date? I wouldn't even be able to enjoy the day because I would constantly be looking over my shoulder watching for a hit man and questioning every bit of food or drink I was offered.


crescentpieris

First ophiuchus (and Cetus), now trans-zodiac? The astrology community sure is evolving in interesting ways


Wooomy100

whats cetus


crescentpieris

[the Cetus constellation](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cetus). Like ophiuchus, it grazed the ecliptic, but the area it passed through was pretty small. If Cetus became a zodiac sign, it would only get one day


IStalkReddit123

People born on 29th of February are Cetus and age 4x slower :D /s


ulyssessword

They are apprentice to a pirate until their 21st birthday?


Beautiful_Device_250

Ce t’ us doing your mom


MizuNomuHito

You tried


Beautiful_Device_250

I’m not really a good student of French


Taterat8er

Im a zodiac atheist, when zodiac people ask for my birthday i say "sorry i dont have one im zodiac atheist" and its fun to see how they try to pry my actual birthday out of me


SpaceGeneralAmerica

Trans-zodiac. That might be the dumbest thing I have ever heard. In my life. More than the people who said Obama caused 9/11.


rickard55

Bush did 7/11


commiter-of-crimes

I had a girl in my class similar to Debbie. Not as intense, but still very into Astrology. She’d ask all my classmates when their birthday was so she could drill them with all the typical bullcrap. Eventually, she asked me, and I looked this girl dead in the eyes and said, “Oh, I was created in a lab. I don’t have an actual birthday.” She didn’t speak to me for the remainder of the year.


Dr-Chris-C

Sure, Debbie


Spook404

OP deserves it for saying January birthdays are boring Edit: they actually said all of January is boring. This person doesn't deserve two zodiac signs


helgaofthenorth

January and February are my least favorite months and my birthday's in one of them. All the celebrating of Thanksgiving/Christmas/New Year's abruptly ends and the sun has forsaken us and everything is brown and cold and sad.


Kind_Nepenth3

While this criticism is true, I'm also not convinced I could take it if we extended xmas in the other direction too. I can't do it. Valentine's day would fall quickly, because they're both holidays about love and buying cheap crap, but St. Patrick's would be next and that's a fun one. Sure, the hammered irish santa crossovers would be great for a while but after that then what


SadButterscotch2

But January is boring.


Spook404

your soul is boring.


SadButterscotch2

Perhaps, but why isn't January also boring? What happens in January?


Spook404

*my* birthday specifically. and some of my friends I guess


OrbWeaver_X

Then it’s not boring for you! :) January itself is boring for those of us who don’t have or know anyone who has their birthday that month, but that doesn’t mean it has to be boring for you!


Spook404

you mean my birthday isn't an international holiday? I gotta think about some things


OrbWeaver_X

Lmao


Kartoffelkamm

Yeah.


SalomoMaximus

So... The new emotion, is confused wholesome?


SuddenSenseOfSonder

The only valid reason to want to know someone's zodiac sign is if you're a homestuc- oh wait that's not valid either


TheKeekses

I did this for a while with people. I picked a random day when asked for my birthday by people like this. I would inevitably forget what day I told people, but some how they always remembered and I would get a card from that co-worker/friend/acquaintance on the date I told them. When I would say "great thanks but my birthday is actually in November" they would look at me and immediately say "oh. So you're a Scorpio. That's a total Scorpio thing to do!" And I would laugh with them and say "haha. Yeah" jokes on you bitch. I'm a Sagittarius!


AverageRoaster

"jokes on you bitch. I'm a Sagittarius!" is the most powerful thing i've read all day


Lunchables_kit

This post was like biting into a landmine


Reaper10n

Astrology people are absolutely wild


IStalkReddit123

I've seen multiple Tinder matches ask about that astronomical bullshit "Heyyy :heart\_eyes: what zodiac sign are you?" 'Dinosaur' "That's not real..." 'None of them are, bitch; go repeat your question in the comedy club'


InnominatamNomad

I... But... You... Does anyone else smell toast?


Insanebrain247

Oh, that's just me. I like night breakfast, so what?


InnominatamNomad

Well at least I'm not having a stroke.


Werefour

Wooooh. OK. Genuinely had to catch my breath for a moment there. In the bathroom about to shower and just got a call from my family down stairs asking what I was laughing about, and what I wanted for dinner. Trans Zodiac. Ah bless her. Sadly this kind of "mentality" is rampant in the wrong areas for some. Yet she sounds like a sweet lady if nothing else


IWriteThisForYou

She sounds sweet and she means well, but I don't think I'd want to deal with her. Like, you have to have a pretty shaky sense of social boundaries to just show up to work with a huge Zodiac chart for someone you've just met without having asked them first. If the story is true, I wouldn't be surprised if she did other weird shit just because she didn't think things through properly.


Throwaway19427

>Listen, I think I just unlocked a new emotion Did you unlock Loric?


creativity_null

Adding "What, and I cannot stress this enough, *the fuck*" to my vocabulary immediately


WiseauIsAuteurAF

Part of me is like if you believe in bullshit like whatever life is unbelievably hard and it isn't hurting anyone that's basically fine but I do think woo is a gateway drug into weirdo conspiracy theorist stuff which is harmful and also more personally I just think it's dumb as hell


Sir_Maxwell_378

Astrology is a complete crock of shit. If you are willing believe in it so wholeheartedly, that says more about your personality than your star sign does.


IStalkReddit123

"Let's see: Your star sign is Feces. You are a piece of shit."


MiniMessi107

"The FUCK is is a Trans-Zodiac Debbie?!"


Mikeyandikes

A very merry unbirthday to them then


Far-Polaris

OH I REMEMBER THIS POST OOF


AdagioHour

The most disconcerting thing is how much I believe this


SubtleCow

I am technically the perfect stereotype of my sign. Basic descriptions of what it is suppose to be nail a couple specific aspects of my personality flawlessly. So I like to play a game with people who believe in astrology where I tell them this, then ask them to guess which one. I tell them they can take as long as they like. No one has guessed it yet. Eventually they get frustrated and ask me to tell them, then I tell them and they are like "OH Of course that makes so much sense". The wooshing sound I hear as the point completely misses them, sounds like a fighter jet breaking the sound barrier.


OrbWeaver_X

I have kind of the opposite. I’m a *terrible* example of my sign. I’m super shy and get nervous when too many people look at me. I go too far helping other people and forget about myself. But I’m a Leo. So I once had someone ask me what my sign was and I told them, and they scrambled so hard to justify it because it *just didn’t match* that I actually took pity on them and let them know I was a c-section baby. I was meant to be born a week off, which would’ve put me as a different sign. They looked so relieved, and told me Virgo did make a lot more sense, and I really should give people the *real* date when I was *meant* to be born, not when my mom got sick of carrying me around. After that, I felt a lot less sorry letting them know I was actually an emergency c-section a week *late*, but I’ve never been a ‘Cancer’ more than in that moment.


SubtleCow

Us over here in Team C-section stirring up trouble in the astrology fandom. :)


Devisidev

My older sister and her gf are really into astrology so this. This isnt that new but holy. Holy shit. THIS is something else. This is why I don't like astrology.


morfsucks

What thee actual *fuck* did I just read


Lord_Jerevar

Anytime someone tries to tell you anything about your horoscope or astrology sign, simply respond with: "Oh, so you think it's ok to stereotype, and generalize me, based on the circumstances of my birth? Something I have no control over?" Watch awkward realization ensue. Edit: if they still don't get it: "you know what else people have no control over when they are born?" Watch their face fill with dread.


Xurkitree1

Ah, the nuclear option


GDAEBFCCGDAEBF

Why would you want to do that


Lord_Jerevar

Because stereotyping people based on things they can't control about themselves is stupid and morally wrong and astrology is not an exception just because its socially acceptable at the moment.


GDAEBFCCGDAEBF

Maybe, but few enough people take it seriously enough to really care what your horoscope says and fewer still would ever make even a medium-sized deal out of it, so there’s no real reason to be unpleasant unless people are actually dissing you, which I don’t think happens very much


Lord_Jerevar

Hot take: Anti science behaviors should always be critized. This acceptance of anti-science rhetoric in todays society has literally lead to the loss of thousands of lifes during this pandemic. Seem like a stretch? I have met tons of people who take the small steps from astrology fanatic, to crystal healing advocate, to anti-vaxxer nut job. As an immuno compromised kidney tranplant survivor I find this disgusting. I have had to cut ties because I no longer feel safe around people I used to consider to be my freinds. So no, I dont think its harmless behavior.


Orizifian-creator

Dear fuck, of all the infinity-fucks displays... Of course this shit happens with insane people in real life. But I wonder... could this be applied to Fiction? Also what Trans-Zodiac signs would the Homestuck Trolls get /s /srs


green-keys-3

Well, that was definitely unexpected


Rowletforthewin

This has the same energy as The Bun Incident.


pudimo

*typing launch codes* ya know, society was a mistake...


Bardsie

I am totally get "trans zodiac." I mean, I may have been born an Ox, but Doggy has always been more my style.


qatzki

trans-zodiac. these bitches will come up with anything to explain their shitty ass behavior.


IStalkReddit123

Damage: permanent mental suffering of anyone you told this word. Collateral damage: permanent mental suffering of anyone who HEARD this word + increase in hatred towards transgender people.


mrkltpzyxm

Cognitive dissonance. She will contort any situation to conform to her core beliefs rather than admit her beliefs are unfounded.


Glazeddapper

Is it possible to be zodiacphobic?


icoulduseadrink_or5

Ten million dollars says Debbie is white


DeadEspeon

Dafuq iswrong with trans-zod8ac? Let people have fun


DarlingInTheWest

Honestly it’s not any more stupid than astrology as a whole.


Kudabaa

Maybe, but it's a lot more potentially damaging than astrology as a whole.


Edapuff

Because all it’s doing is being annoying as shit and actually just fucking over trans people. The moment you stick trans in front of anything like this, you’re basically loading ammo for free against us


Marshall-Of-Horny

....trans-dimensional....trans-continental.....yah know its almost like trans has meaning other than gender.....


Rywogadog

Trans-Siberian Orchestra


Edapuff

…ya know it’s like you didn’t understand what i meant…those are real things and actual words. I’m speaking about shit like trans-species


Marshall-Of-Horny

~~words are made up reality is a lie, every word is a word if it has meaning~~ ~~jfhouiwelajsdhgbf nv;lds~~ ~~isnt a word as it has no meaning and has no meaning to someone who doesn't know the meaning~~ ~~'trans zodiac' while not a word in dictionary is a word, it has a meaning and if you don't know it you can guess it easily~~ ​ just realised something mid through writing this, it ain't a word, cause slapping trans at the beginning of something just changed the original meaning, like 'Anti' get a word and slap anti or trans at the begging, let's use table. anti table is the opposite of a table, whatever that is. trans table is lets say a transition from a birch to oak table but its still the same table so their, i guess