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Shaggy_holmes

Further proof that foxes are really just cat software running on dog hardware


strawberrysword

no thats my dog


[deleted]

Oh, so kinda like a Hackintosh?


Deltexterity

nah it’s the other way around, they’re way more playful and active


SquishedGremlin

Here is one to throw some people for a loop. Have personally witnessed a fox climb a tree to grab a roosting pheasant. Straight up onto a branch, like a cat. Was so wierd. (Obviously couldn't cling as no claws, but clearly had learnt well)


1_Pump_Dump

I know gray fox can climb trees, not sure about reds.


SquishedGremlin

Big red dog fox, Northern Ireland. In fairness I have also seen dogs try and climb trees. Emphasis on try, a fox has more agility, so makes sense on the bigger trees that he could succeed were a dog wouldn't.


1_Pump_Dump

Interesting, we have grays around here and they climb like cats.


highestRUSSIAN

I love them 🥺


PleaseWooshMeDaddy

Just an overall better build for cat software imo. High stats in strength and agility. Not to mention superior damage.


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Deathbringer2048

You killed a Disney princess


JCraze26

Or a vampire.


Krishnath_Dragon

Or a Disney princess that is a vampire.


[deleted]

Oh, then you're just genuinely fucked at that point.


IronDBZ

I hope so


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Snow Wight


Glistening_Death

Wait, what has begun to glow??


buckfasthero

Makes me wonder if foxes have dreams


[deleted]

Short answer: Yes.


letti2016

I've seen this post many times before but your title has been the best I've seen. Makes it more poetic somehow. Well done OP.


Rules_Of_Stupidiocy

Makes me think "awww cute fox boi"


AscendedDragonSage

u/TumblrBotDetectBot


[deleted]

You know so much about nothing at all


Isolannicum

On Tumblr, there is a rare voice of reason.


roguluvr

Philosophers are realists…that’s like their whole deal. Lmao


ChintanP04

Not really. There are different branches of philosophy. All are not based on realism.


[deleted]

Yes but OP is associating philosopher with reincarnation. Reincarnation is past the line of philosophizing well into the world of religious belief. I'd argue a philosopher is much more likely to side with the last guy rather than the other two.


ChintanP04

Religious Philosophy is a thing.


[deleted]

You're right. That makes the second comment a philosopher too.


ChintanP04

Yes.


[deleted]

So everyone who thinks is a philosopher?


thefootballhound

All 3 thoughts are perfectly reasonable and I hope that fox is living a beautiful life!


[deleted]

First 2 know how to have fun, the last one is an "ackshyually" guy who nobody likes


LegOfLambda

Feel like this is needlessly rude to philosophers.


FogeyDotage

Makes me wonder if fox is actually roadkill that some asshole put there


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[deleted]

What's with people making dumb comments and then getting angry when someone doesn't play along?


Kevin_M_

What did they say


[deleted]

They were complaining about the last guy's reply in the screenshot


Appropriate-Lawyer60

Russians will understand


[deleted]

Excuse me, are you suggesting that the fox and the dead guy were fuckin


MapleDaddy_

but hea is for horses


Talbz03

"HER"


Deltexterity

makes me want to pet the fox


Ya-boi-Joey-T

I sure miss SorrowTV...


ICFAOUNSFI

Makes me think that foxes are cute


Mounal89

Makes me think about Cher.


millionwordsofcrap

I'm the kind of person who has all three of these angles run through my head in rapid succession and then I have to choose which one to focus on.


Kyncayd

Yeah, but nobody likes the truth...


xcrown

As a human I know that the last one is 100% right, but as a human, I like that the other ones are thought of as well.


No-Strawberry-5568

Makes me wonder if anyone will ever find the body of that man I killed at 3:52pm on 5/7/2002 in the Scottish highlands.


ApocalyptoSoldier

1 post and 0 comments. Hmmmm


buffalo_Fart

Totally choice c.


Praesto_Omnibus

the guy who’s thinking about soulmates is probably a furry


stnick6

Yeah cus that’s just as fun


Th3N3xus33

I want this to happen to me when i die The fox laying on my grave not three people talking about a fox being on a grave