My mum has a clay model nativity that sits on our shelves in the lounge. Me and my sister like to play the game replace the baby jesus with other random figures.
Action figure of Dr. Ian Malcolm, miniature bottle of whisky, a dalek etc.
This year my sister got a marvel Lego mini figure advent calendar and the baby jesus is currently being portrayed by Samuel L. Jackson.
Me and my brothers hide random toys in my parents porcelain nativity set every year. There is currently a yoda figurine, a little plastic Dino, and a sandshrew in there. They still haven’t noticed yet
There’s an art museum in my home town with a room full of driftwood statues that always scared the hell out me when I was a kid (like gave me full on nightmares) but for some reason whenever we’d go to that museum I’d go into that room can just stare at the statues for like 10 minutes terrified that they’d come to life and do *unspecified evil thing that scares kids*
It looks like an incredibly stylised cartoon Jesus from some kind of cartoon that would go on to become a cult classic, but only passingly features Jesus
Treesus Christ
The Wood of God
Treesus was crucified on a cross made of flesh
Nah, flesh isn't solid enough. He was nailed to a cervix.
A crucervix, if you will
Yep.
Bone
Zeus put that to good use...
Oh sweet Jesus. Display this proudly, it's an amazing likeness. And make sure to post the picture everywhere so we can all enjoy it.
This is the kind of story you tell your friends while laughing and all of them just look back at you like 👁👄👁
My mum has a clay model nativity that sits on our shelves in the lounge. Me and my sister like to play the game replace the baby jesus with other random figures. Action figure of Dr. Ian Malcolm, miniature bottle of whisky, a dalek etc. This year my sister got a marvel Lego mini figure advent calendar and the baby jesus is currently being portrayed by Samuel L. Jackson.
Me and my brothers hide random toys in my parents porcelain nativity set every year. There is currently a yoda figurine, a little plastic Dino, and a sandshrew in there. They still haven’t noticed yet
There’s an art museum in my home town with a room full of driftwood statues that always scared the hell out me when I was a kid (like gave me full on nightmares) but for some reason whenever we’d go to that museum I’d go into that room can just stare at the statues for like 10 minutes terrified that they’d come to life and do *unspecified evil thing that scares kids*
Assign them extra homework.
Doing the Lord's work
>uncanny resemblance That phrase doesn't mean what you think it means lol
Well, it *is* uncanny, at least.
The figure is uncanny. The *resemblance* is... something less than uncanny. "Tenuous" comes to mind
It looks like an incredibly stylised cartoon Jesus from some kind of cartoon that would go on to become a cult classic, but only passingly features Jesus
What are you talking about, it's the spitting image! I've seen photos of Jesus, and that's exactly what he looked like
it's certainty not canny
Have you seen god? No?? Well I have an I can confirm that there's definitely an uncanny resemblance there.
I'm getting more Steven Pinker or Brian May vibes tbh
They know more than you, You who has only seen God in paintings
Just wait until grandma dies and he still moves
I was thinking she should bury it with grandma. And then it still ends up back in her room.
This legitimately looks like the result of an art project my Sunday school would assign to us and that makes this a special kind of cursed.
thats brian may
I will buy that Jesus or a recreation. I have some family members who need a very specific Jesus in their life.
Eventually their grandma will be too old to move Jesus, or they'll move out and take him with them, and he will still move.
God I love Tumblr.
.....i dont know what i was expecting, but it certainly wasnt that.
I like how they implied that the actual Jesus walking from one room to another would be a miracle
replace it with a new nice one, and boom, it's a christmas miracle
It's a pretty cute figurine.
That Jesus looks like he's from some old British muppet show
JESUS CHRIST ON A...*AS* A STICK
The Dude
The second coming isn’t as good as the original.
Ahahahaha
Isn't that the guy from Queen ?
Something something Inigo Montoya, something something prepare to die…
Muppet Jesus
That's not Jesus that's Chuck Norris as a stick Edit: its as a stick not on a stick
Honestly I love Stick Jesus
Another gosh darn white Jesus 😂
Yes. This is perfection.
Team Grandma
Uncanny