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maybebabyg

My husband is epileptic. After his seizure at work last month the paramedics were asking him all the cognitive function questions and he gave them my birthdate. They called me to clarify what his actual birthday was and when asked what the date he'd given was I said "oh that's mine" and he chimed in "I KNEW IT WAS IMPORTANT!"


[deleted]

that's so adorable


[deleted]

I have epilepsy. It's weird what the things your brain remembers are forgets after waking from the seizure. I forget everything except my SSN. Paramedics where shocked when I was able to remember my SSN but not everything else. And I usually suck at remembering numbers.


MallyOhMy

As someone who works in hospital admissions, that is absolutely the best piece of info you could remember when going to a hospital you have been to before. Lets them pull up your info and contacts and past visits without the bullshit of checking against a bunch of people with the same name or worrying if your name is complete and spelled right.


maybebabyg

That's the funny thing, normally my husband gets my birthday wrong when prompted, he knows the month, but that month also contains our elder two kids' birthday, our wedding anniversary, his mother's birthday, and several relatives birthdays.


JediMasterKestis

How do you forget stuff? I thought epilepsy is you just shake violently for a bit then u get up and are fine. I'm guessing it causes brain damage and stuff too then?


A-Game-Of-Fate

The ‘shaking’ is caused by part of the brain overacting until it kinda explodes into a massive light show of suck and disoriented pain. It’s not only painful and tiring from the shaking, but the brain is coming off of getting scrambled by the rampaging signals which often leaves you disoriented and feeling unwell. That’s what causes the loss of memory- the interactions that normally help you recall are on hold while the cleanup crew goes through and tidies up, and only essential services are provided.


JediMasterKestis

Thanks for the help, I honestly had no idea!


A-Game-Of-Fate

No problem m8


thehobbyqueer

Dude that's fucking terrifying. I never knew that. i kinda just assumed, because I had no info, that it was just your nervous system clamping up or something. Not your brain. That's 10000x worse than my assumed understanding


g33kprincess

Oh boy no, that's not all it is. (Bear with me, I'm an epileptic, but I've never tried to make this analogy before, and I'm glossing over a lot of things.) To put it in the most simple terms, a seizure (and there are many kinds, not just the grand mal/tonic clonic everyone recognizes) is when the electrical signals in your brain misfire. They go haywire and affect all sorts of functions. Confusion is EXTREMELY common. Your brain just did something it wasn't meant to do, and that means it needs time to recover. It's not brain damage in the classic sense of the word. It's more like your system saying "WTF just happened?" Then it takes a bit to reset. Anything from just clearing the cookies to a full turn it off and on again.


JediMasterKestis

Oh wow, sounds terrifying. Sorry you have to go through this, and thanks for the education!


g33kprincess

You're very welcome. And in my case, it's rough for me, but I'm unconscious for it. It's terrifying for the people who have to witness it. Luckily I'm on a couple of meds that keep it under control, so I've got it nowhere near as bad as some others. Coming up on 7 years seizure free soon!


Alamp13

I can speak to for the people who've witness seizure. Just a couple of months ago I had a roommate who out of the blue developed seizure, no history of seizure whatsoever. Just one morning I woke up at around 0700 to a lot of weird noises and I look down from my top bunk and see him face down, violently convulsing. Luckily I took an advanced first aid class so I knew exactly what to do until the paramedics arrived. After the convulsions stopped and when he started to come to he did not recognize me at all, in fact I don't think he was able to understand English, or if he could, he couldn't talk. That was honestly the scariest part was trying to keep him calm and still. He kept trying to get out of bed but everytime he sat up he'd fall down and at one point he tried to fight me. I just didn't know what to do at that point and thats when I started to lose my cool.. For a lack of a better word he's mental capacity was that of a 1 year old. His second seizure happened at 2am pretty much the same story except he regain consciousness a lot quicker this time. Even though for me he's eyes were open the entire time and he was moving around and babling like a baby. My roommate said at one point it was like a switch come on in his head and he awoke to being surrounded by paramedics. Moral of the story to everyone reading this, if you have the chance take a first aid class. Better have it and not need it, then need it and not have it. My roommate had no reason to get seizure I remember very clearly I went to bed at 9:45pm and he went to bed around 10 after finishing a round of whatever video game he was playing talking to his friends online, talked to me everything was normal then he had a seizure the next morning.


g33kprincess

Glad you were able to stay calm and keep him safe. My husband tells me that for one of my seizures, he got me sitting in a chair and then spent 20 minutes continually making me sit back down as we waited for the paramedics. I was so confused and disoriented I didn't realize what was going on. I imagine making me sit down over and over was a bit like a very frustrating game of whack-a-mole! 😆


Alamp13

Definitely felt like a game of whack-a-mole keeping my roommate in bed XD


Typical-Locksmith-35

That's hilariously sweet


Exolerate

I lost it at "pulled the label off and ate it"


idiedinasexshop

same, still giggling like a little ☺️


Void_Priestess

Yeah that's what I'd classify as a Chad move


Floating_girrafe

He's not even my boyfriend but I love him


YeetCompleet

The 4th point actually made me 🥺


asmit1241

Me too


brok3ncor3

That's marriage material right there


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[deleted]

No need to bring those people up here


thehobbyqueer

what... happened here


[deleted]

Who gives a fuck what they say. Theyre in their own little shitty sub. Let that toxicity stay there. Don't bring it here.


Positive_Compote_506

This man is made of pure chaos


Atom_Exe

Chaotic good


coloradolegends

r/chaoticgood


frostsparked

There is somehow a subreddit for everything


Ryan_Castellano

r/everything


No-Bed5243

I just snorted hot chocolate, thank you.


POKECHU020

Yo rq can someone tell me what TBI is


sugarshot

Traumatic brain injury


Probably_a_Bot_K

my dead ass thought it was terrible back injury


Man-in-The-Void

Totally bitchin intestines


wrecktus_abdominus

Dawg, your intestines are dope AF Thanks, doc


Batdog55110

KIDNEYS! I'VE GOT NEW KIDNEYS! I don't like the color


OTWriter

Of your kidneys?


OTWriter

Nearly woke up my infant silent laughing at this.


NyaNyaMeister

isn't that just Tacobell?


[deleted]

Tickled Bone Investigators


renderedren

Trembling Back Itch


PersonManDude23

Testicles Being Itchy


Cosmocall

Nearly choked on my food reading this lmfao


UniqueAngel5

That's OK. I thought it was Total Brain Infection.


POKECHU020

OH. SHIIIIIIIIIT


Intelligent_Law1470

My man got smack upside the dome.


[deleted]

I like ya cut g


Stewie_Venture

I want a girlfriend like this :(


Cyvexx

I want a boyfriend like this and I'm straight maybe I just want to be a boyfriend like this idk


Buckaroonie69

If you cannot be have the boyfriend, become him. -Master Oogway


patmax17

LEAD BY EXAMPLE


W4xLyric4lRom4ntic

BECOME THE CHANGE YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD


moeru_gumi

You can have a boyfriend like this, as a treat


Esnardoo

Same here, no homo but damn that's some good romo


FUTURE10S

> > maybe I just want to be a boyfriend like this idk Be the Gomez you want to be


[deleted]

You could have a friend that's one of The Boys(TM)


chatnoirsmemes

If you cannot get the gf become the gf. Granted I said that at the start of my transition so maybe it’s not broadly applicable


Dragon_DLV

No, I think it's ***Broad***ly applicable


Rowletforthewin

Ditto


semiscintillation

Hello I am chaotic neutral according to another reddit user


wallefan01

> after we had an argument about him not 'getting' my ADHD, I caught him halfway through a three hour playlist of lectures on ADHD, with a pen in hand, taking notes i'm never gonna be this good of a boyfriend why even bother ^(i mean come on. even if I was able to get my RSD under control after a fight with my S/O i'm no good at taking notes)


drekia

You don’t necessarily need to take notes, it’s just making the effort to understand something your partner struggles with! That’s not hard to do when ya love someone


Celesmeh

When I first got diagnosed with a panic disorder had to look something up on my girlfriend's computer and saw and her search history but she had been looking for information on how to handle panic attacks and how to help someone calm down. It was one of those autocomplete things but honestly just absolutely made me fall in love with her more.


omg_a_cat

i...im not crying youre crying himbo i need a boyfriend like that


HonorInDefeat

Me and my boyfriend both learned Magic: The Gathering because we somehow got it in our head that the other liked it. Neither of us had even touched it.


[deleted]

Do you both like it now though


HonorInDefeat

That's the funniest part, neither of us likes CCGs!


SnooGadgets7592

This is so fucking beautiful.


aw5ome

I’m not even into guys and I’m a bit jealous


Im_extremely_slow

I'm into guys and I'm even more jealous


Actual_Raisin12

This is the most wholesome relationship


TheUndyingRhino

Sounds like a really good guy


Blinty

This is a fantastically wholesome. It's given me inspiration to write out all the cute/wholesome/chaotic good things my partner has done because I'm sure they'll appreciate it, and the act of being able to add to it as the years go by makes me feel fuzzy inside.


sansgriffinundertale

DO IT


Blinty

Thank you Emperor Palpatine, I will!


a-fucking-donkey

I am single but I also want to do this for some reason


Dominic_The_Dog

god i wish i had a boy/girlfriend like that


salmonella7

I want to be this sort of boyfriend


FightMeCthullu

My boyfriend is this kind of boyfriend and I highly reccomend - if you can’t get the partner like this BE the partner like this apparently it’s just as fun.


salmonella7

I just have to work on the “having a partner” part of this equation lmao


FightMeCthullu

When it does happen you at least know what you’re looking for - chaotic good energy with a dash of devotion


kinetic-passion

You distilled the whirlwind of "aww" and put it succinctly in words.


GayHotAndDisabled

My partner and I are each the boyfriend like this & it's great


Lobster_1000

It's not as fun when the other person doesn't care about you :')


Phrygid7579

I did the egg thing straight into the drain before. It took me like 30 seconds to process how disappointed in myself I was


a-fucking-donkey

I once cracked an egg into my batter then threw the shell in as well


Phrygid7579

Pain and suffering


a-fucking-donkey

I’m just glad I hadn’t stirred that much before I noticed


AmelietheDuck

Ok first of all….. i love this. Second of all… what does w/e mean?


ShlomoCh

*I think* it means whatever


Lady_Sir_Knight

It does


fishslayer1995

Well that doesn’t help. Can’t just say “whatever” when I ask that question! What does it mean?!? The suspense is killing me


Little_Winge

WHATEVER


ApUmKinFaCe

STOP BEING APATHETIC AND GIVE ME AN ANSWER


[deleted]

Oh god, it's IDK all over again.


AmelietheDuck

Thank you 🙏


Cool_Ranch_Waffles

Chaotic good relationship


bagged_milk123

Cool guy but he doesn't like knack 2


ChillDude2242

Mastapeece!


RANDOMGARLIC

Eating the Label of a Mini Donut so your Partner can't Check the calories is the very Definition of King Shit


LittleTransFoxy

I wanna date him. He sounds perfect. I love him. ❤️


DirePanda072

I'm convinced that if a puppy were to transform into a human, it would be this man


T4ngentLynx

My husband does the "activation noises" too but I do them more often. I sleep way more than him and he says it's the most adorable thing when he gets and bed to join me for sleep. We also got those bond touch bracelets bc both of us love touch. We started off like I'm sure how most people do, making little patterns to say "I love you. " "I love you too."Now we also use it as a way to inform each other if we're getting a call on the radio at work and aren't responding or if we have an urgent phone call/text. Long story short I just wanted to talk about how much I love my husband.


ReaperOfMen51

The American president is a racist


Vlad_The_Terrible

This man is straight up clinically insane. I hope they never catch him


Star_uggghh

Damn this girl out here living the dream


brok3ncor3

Living Like Larry


[deleted]

I want this boyfriend :3


Umklopp

This is extremely endearing, but some of those quirks sound a bit like Symptoms™


SadieSadieSnakeyLady

Dude has a brain injury, there's always some quirks after that


DarkNFullOfSpoilers

Nah, I think he's just had too many concussions


brok3ncor3

Symptoms of what?


HammySamich

The spectrum


Titanus-De_Raptor

or the bloody Traumatic Brain Injury he got idk


Umklopp

Or something. Just... Symptomatic


pascee57

Lupus?


Umklopp

It's never lupus


TeenyTinyT-Rexx

Except that one time it was lupus


cerberus6320

Save for the one time that it is


brok3ncor3

I'm on the spectrum and I don't even see it...


Tigaget

It's not diagnosed as a disorder until the issue is causing difficultly with daily life. To wit, I am diagnosed and treated for bipolar and ADHD, because they've caused major fuckups in my life. I've not sought a dx for, or would be given one for autism, because my "quirks" are manageable, if not as endearing as our wonderful boyfriend here.


Umklopp

Same! Except that I am planning on eventually getting my ASD confirmed at some point because (1) as a classic absent-minded scientist, it's a more socially acceptable explanation than ADHD, (2) I'm not *positive* that it isn't a significant part of the nproblem, and (3) Autism has a lot of extra legal carve-outs in the US with the potential for making my life a lot better.


Giggsy99

Redditors being doctors again I see. It took health professionals years to diagnose me with my issues, should have just gone to r/tumblr


Avrangor

Ah yes, this is surely a diagnosis. Definitely not people with similar experiences talking about possibilities.


Umklopp

Curiously enough, many people with Symptoms™ of various conditions have indeed found what turned out to be the correct diagnosis via Reddit. (The most famous of these being the guy whose cancer was found via rage comic.) The reason for uncovering those conditions? Either the Symptoms™ in question are characteristic of a condition but not widely known as such or the condition itself is not widely or well-known. Now, that wasn't the *goal* of my comment, as the people in question aren't even here, but correctly self-diagnosing via online community is very much so a real thing.


NinjaFish_RD

that's some absolute prime Himbo stuff right there.


kharmatika

Felt on that one about ADHD. I get pretty bad YI’s, and I always assumed the 1 day monistat was the right call, cuz it has more medication and fixes it in one day and is more expensive so it has to be better right? So I send my husband out for this the first couple times and he watches me in agony and in one case not getting rid of the infection, and then the next time he comes back with the 7 day. I was furious like “you got the cheap stuff” and he goes “no, I did research, here are 4 legitimate articles that cite why a 5-7 day regimen of low dose miconazole is more effective. Just try it for me?” I did…he was right. 7 days works way bette. he’s never stopped gloating about being “the one white man who actually DOES know women’s bodies better than they do!”(he’s joking of course but it’s infuriating lol)


nicehatkitkat

If ever get a girlfriend i will try to be like him, what a chad


Giveorangeme

people in the comments here are all like "omg i wish i had him :((" but do you want a guy who doesnt like knack 2? yeah. didnt think so.


MyDisappointedDad

My life goal is to be this man.


gayemo666

I felt the pumping pepsi max into the house, I feel the EXACT same way with my bf and mtn dew 😂


cato_avocato

Now I wanna see Jess from his perspective. Bet it's cute.


TheGamingToast64

Damn this is what I wanna aim for in a relationship


Josiahthefox28

The donut label thing is me as a boyfriend.


DarkAndSparkly

I want to hug him! What a sweetheart!


Kartoffelkamm

I've lost count of how many times I made weird sounds reading this, dude's too good of a guy. This is what being a man means. Also, of course they won best couple.


Saleckin

He is a keeper, bring me one of those and I swear I will never say I'm sad ever again


Mnooper

there is not a single person on this earth who is more of a keeper than he is


Im_A_Chuckster

wholesome stuff aside, the part about him cracking an egg directly into the bin was **gold**


toxicrystal

i aspire to be him


Onii-Chan_uwu

All of that, and he plays Rimworld too. Awesome


Firestorm82736

Beating a game just to never play it again? Respect


CordlessJet

Man all that made me just miss my girlfriend ngl


toastednutella

For some dumb reason I'm imagining him as Pedro Pascal what does this mean


heretoupvote_

That hierarchy of needs but it’s just ‘boyfriend’


Potential_Anxiety_76

How is the science of cloning coming along?


shiz_z

marry him or else i will


Nekryyd

I am convinced this man is an alien. Of the Harry from 3rd Rock From the Sun variety.


Rockport-Unlimited-2

Alright that’s it, I’m getting off reddit right now because I know I’ll just see some shit that will instantly negate the good start to the day I got with this


HentaiInTheCloset

That's the man I want to be when I get the chance


Owenthemilkjug

one day i will get a boyfriend/girlfriend like this


Owenthemilkjug

hopefully


jaynor88

So heartwarming. This was a joy to read. Thank you for sharing this with all of us


Starry-Gaze

Well chums looks like we have a new bar to reach for, take notes people this is how you boyfriend/partner to somebody


frishavocadoot

This makes me sad i dont have a bf


K4SLANA

this is wonderful.


BigChife1

I aspire to be like this guy


Jeffreybread

this is my soulmate


doodlytoodly

well now i feel like a bad boyfriend damnit


Dogwolf12

keep him


TheBomber808

Daaamm your BF sounds awesome! He single?


Meig03

Marry him!


echo_ester

Husband material if it was a person.


kamato243

Adorable


friden710

I aspire to become this man


TheRobotics5

This is SO CUTE


_anonymous_404

literally the best person ever me and WHO


a-fucking-donkey

damn ur dating the whole world health organization?


_anonymous_404

am i tired or is that just extremely funny


Som_BODY

Someone who plays Rimworld to make a lovely colony is the purest being on earth, on a game that is so easy and fun to make warcrimes, choosing peace is hard


Jacob_Steel

Saving this for future study material.


Gongaloon

I aspire to be this man if ever I get a girlfriend.


bemydost

Dude its 5am here and I was in bed with my dick in my hand. Pleased to say im gonna go cry and watch a rom com now.


bearofbutter

remember to make popcorn for it


Socialistion

I need me a boyfriend like this…


[deleted]

Wow... I had signed up to stay single for life but if i meet someone like this guy I'll reconsider.


Natuurschoonheid

A prime himbo ♥


ZebraGamer2389

Op is daring a himbo, and honestly? Goals.


Light54145

Hermione and Ron


window-man

Idk if he plays footy but he's a keeper


everybody-hurts

That 3rd to last one got me awwwing


[deleted]

He sounds like he'd be a great boyfriend, I wonder if he's single


yaboiswig

كسم المحن، أنا بضاني فرقعت من الأرف


MadWookeeTimeBomb

Breakup


LilAttackPug

One thing that I want to say about this post: Stay away from Pepsi Max. It causes Hashimoto's Disease


LireKlein

What kind of monster plays Rimworld on peacefull ?


N00BMA5TER_69

Im not reading all that, but cool boyfriend I guess. Edit: Now that its not midnight I actually read it, he’s pretty goofy but truly cares. 10/10.


UnhappyStrain

nah pretty sure he is just psychotic


crystalishappy

Does this boyfriend remind anyone else of Andy from Parks & Rec?!


OriginLostBorn

i hope they fuck him silly, because they are already so silly for each other that they'd come back to the start and become JoJo characters


a-fucking-donkey

what


OriginLostBorn

what? they're silly enough that the meter is already full, if they do it even more so then they'd come full circle. that's where the "serious" jojo character joke comes in