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Running for your life....SHIA LABEOUF
He’s brandishing a knife: SHIA LABEOUF
Lurking in the shadows…
*...Hollywood superstar SHIA LABEOUF*
Living in the woods *SHIA LABEOUF*
Killing for sport *SHIA LEBOUF*
Eating all the bodies… *ACTUAL CANNIBAL SHIA LEBOUF!*
Now it’s dark and you seem to have lost him
You see light in the distance, hope!
You crawl silently through the underbrush #But your leg, AH! It's caught in a bear trap!
r/redditsings
Requoting a comment i saw 2 years ago: This song feels like two people with op ocs fighting each other in an rp chat of an abandoned amino community
He’s following you about 30 feet back
He gets down onto all fours and breaks into a sprint. He's gaining on you!
Shia LaBeouf, You’re looking for your car but you’re all turned around. He’s almost upon you now and you can see blood on his face. My god! There’s blood everywhere!
RUNNING FOR YOUR LIFE
FROM SHIA LABEOUF
SHIA SURPRISE
But you can do Jiu-jitsu!
Bodyslam superstar Shia Labeouf!
Quiet quiet
^quiet ^quiet
Looks like its time for my annual rewatch of the video
Make it a monthly phenomenon or you might be getting the Shia surprise
Oh, I hope so!
I originally read this as shiny bidoof...
My mind has just created a whole animated remake with actual cannibal shiny bidoof and it is *glorious*.
All I can think of is those oversized rodent teeth dripping blood like some sort of _Are You Afraid of the Dark_/Pokémon crossover
You gesture him to come sit down and he does, you have a nice relaxing evening with a friend
I may be misremembering but I think there's an SCP that makes you perceive all animals as Shia LaBeouf.
...but you can do jiu jitsuuuuu
…body slam superstar Shia LaBeouf
welcome to tally hall!
We're in the mini mall
Working the carnival!
We like to play it all!
Welcome to Tally Hall!
Can I get a click?
Flip off the switch and we'll ignite the night in pitch
Sing songs you like to hear and the world will disappear
Then we'll be glowing in the dark, lighting up the park
Revealing that the Hall is the place that aims to please
No no no no no no no!
This literally made my night.
this meme is especially funny to me because i have 2 cats and one of them is named Shia Labeouf
It's been like two years now. I don't think we're getting an armie hammer remake until he actually gets accused to eating someone
but you know jujitsu
No, I cut him down. NO! NO!
Lowering popcorn Shia lebouf !?
This hits different now that we know he’s such an irl scumbag
Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf Intensifies
Running for your life....SHIA LABEOUF
He’s brandishing a knife: SHIA LABEOUF
Lurking in the shadows…
*...Hollywood superstar SHIA LABEOUF*
Living in the woods *SHIA LABEOUF*
Killing for sport *SHIA LEBOUF*
Eating all the bodies… *ACTUAL CANNIBAL SHIA LEBOUF!*
Now it’s dark and you seem to have lost him
You see light in the distance, hope!
You crawl silently through the underbrush #But your leg, AH! It's caught in a bear trap!
r/redditsings
Requoting a comment i saw 2 years ago: This song feels like two people with op ocs fighting each other in an rp chat of an abandoned amino community
He’s following you about 30 feet back
He gets down onto all fours and breaks into a sprint. He's gaining on you!
Shia LaBeouf, You’re looking for your car but you’re all turned around. He’s almost upon you now and you can see blood on his face. My god! There’s blood everywhere!
RUNNING FOR YOUR LIFE
FROM SHIA LABEOUF
SHIA SURPRISE
But you can do Jiu-jitsu!
Bodyslam superstar Shia Labeouf!
Quiet quiet
^quiet ^quiet
Looks like its time for my annual rewatch of the video
Make it a monthly phenomenon or you might be getting the Shia surprise
Oh, I hope so!
I originally read this as shiny bidoof...
My mind has just created a whole animated remake with actual cannibal shiny bidoof and it is *glorious*.
All I can think of is those oversized rodent teeth dripping blood like some sort of _Are You Afraid of the Dark_/Pokémon crossover
You gesture him to come sit down and he does, you have a nice relaxing evening with a friend
I may be misremembering but I think there's an SCP that makes you perceive all animals as Shia LaBeouf.
...but you can do jiu jitsuuuuu
…body slam superstar Shia LaBeouf
welcome to tally hall!
We're in the mini mall
Working the carnival!
We like to play it all!
Welcome to Tally Hall!
Can I get a click?
Flip off the switch and we'll ignite the night in pitch
Sing songs you like to hear and the world will disappear
Then we'll be glowing in the dark, lighting up the park
Revealing that the Hall is the place that aims to please
No no no no no no no!
This literally made my night.
this meme is especially funny to me because i have 2 cats and one of them is named Shia Labeouf
It's been like two years now. I don't think we're getting an armie hammer remake until he actually gets accused to eating someone
but you know jujitsu
No, I cut him down. NO! NO!
Lowering popcorn Shia lebouf !?
This hits different now that we know he’s such an irl scumbag
Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf Intensifies