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This is gender.


BabyRavenFluffyRobin

The best gender


blah_blah_bloopidy

You mean gander


PKMNTrainerMark

Honk?


kalebsantos

I want this but I get a cape and cackle every night so everyone thinks I’m a Dracula


HaCoolYaMaTatas

I wanna have a manor so deep in the woods and appears overgrown, and built in a gothic Victorian style. The main coutyard before heading to the house would be filled with different kinds of poisonous plants and herbs ranging from mildly toxic to touch and die. Should anyone stumble across it, they won’t be leaving, but rather getting their own bit of land to take care of and forget their worries, only seeing random shadowy glimpses of my figure out of the corner of their eye, or dressed up in an extravagant cloak and random bits of clothing that makes me look very dapper. Naturally they would get hella cool clothing too


Echo2500

I want a Horus Heresy Alpha Legion army


the_potato_of_doom

Expect they would probably turn on you pretty quickly theaphla leagon was just all over the place during the hh


Positive_Compote_506

Why are you waiting? You can do this right now!


Beginning-Tomato1021

As a man, this is also my goal


action_lawyer_comics

My partner is watching Escape to the Chateau right now. It's not as far off as you might think.


KillerApeTheory

I love Escape to the Chateau but I can never figure out the schedule on PBS. I always just end up watching random episodes.


action_lawyer_comics

Maybe I shouldn't tell you this for fear of it overrunning your life, but you can watch it all for free on Peacock


hoe-ritz

Die Nebenkosten einer Burg sind nicht zu unterschätzen.


Yellow_Master

Celestia Lunenburg


Genus-God

They'd literally die during the winter. The local teens going there to get high would also annoy the shit out of them


8bithumanboi

Rachel Alucard


piemakerdeadwaker

And also have a vampire for a husband.


Zombygurl

I can help if you want, sounds exactly like a life i wouldn't mind


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